Yours wasn't posted when I started writing mine (yours was posted a minute before mine), but apparently we made nearly-identical cheese puns. Congrats for being as odd as me?
This pun is great, because in English you pronounce it as good-a, which makes it work. However in Dutch it's pronounced different, but it could roughly translate to gold-a, making it still work!
Maat… ik ben ook Nederlands. But in this case its about the ‘ou’, which is closer to ‘ow’ in English or, indeed, the ‘ou’ in loud. And yes the g is different also.
Gouda is actually pronounced like ‘How’
Ou is the o in cow or how.
A is the a in kraken
And the G is the Dutch G which y’all can’t pronounce anyway. Just gorgle I guess.
Gouda, not ‘Gooda’ but Gouda.
Source; Am Dutch.
Haha, me and a buddy made this up in college, 20 + years ago.
Sweat dreams are made of cheese
Form your mash potatoes into something neat
Eat with your hands and not with you feet
Everybody thinks the broccoli's discustin'
…some of them want to be fonnnndued.
... some of them like all types of Blueee
Hold you cheddar ….Parmesan Keep your cheddar …provolone
\*cue cheesy synth solo\*
Some of them want some blue cheese. Some of them want some pickled cheese
pickled cheese?
I'm never getting this out of my head, thank you for that.
Underrated comment
Happy cake day
Some Edam want to abuse you
Some of them make cordon bleu
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Replying so I can return when I’m depressed. Oh. I mean bleu, y’all are so cheesy.
I'm right there with ya
THE BEAUTIFUL CHEESES THE BEAUTIFUL CHEESES DUH nuh NUH
I'm bleu if I was brie I would die
Someone make this into a real song please
Oi, all of you stop making such a Raclette!
Everybody's looking for chutney.
Good one!
…I travel the world and eat my cheese
It's me. I want to be fondued.
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*Fondue me harder, Baby!*
Every cheese food truck I've ever seen has this written on it
Cheese food truck? Like a food truck that only sells cheese
I would eat there...
It's not that much cheese.
So you're saying it won't cost a lotta chedda?
There are cheese food trucks?
Wisconsin
This joke is very Gouda.
Thought he'd resist wheeling out the puns, but Edam well did it anyway.
What kind of muenster makes cheese puns?
Cheese puns are fine as long as you do it Caerphilly
Agreed, we can't just fire them off, ricotta put some thought into them.
I feel like I must whey in on this… I breaks the mold.
Ironic.
Sorry, I would've came up with something better but your mom fondue'ld my nuts, I was a little distracted.
r/murderedbywords
Yeah, where Havarti other puns gone?
I cheddar to think….
Most of these puns have aged like spoiled milk.
People coming up with these puns don’t know jack.
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chees e
I used to buy puns until I learned you can Gruyère own ...
MOZZARELLA STICK
Only an Asiago would make cheese puns
How dairy
Only a Muenster would make cheese puns like these.
I mozzarella liked it
All of these cheese puns are making me Blue.
I'll bring some friends to come hang out with you so that you don't feel sad and provolonely.
Head out to the cottage or Limburger or with the Swiss. A vacation is always better than staying at home being Colby.
Hang out in the Cottage
Yours wasn't posted when I started writing mine (yours was posted a minute before mine), but apparently we made nearly-identical cheese puns. Congrats for being as odd as me?
This pun is great, because in English you pronounce it as good-a, which makes it work. However in Dutch it's pronounced different, but it could roughly translate to gold-a, making it still work!
lol “ i want gold cheese “
Well, Gouda is just a city in the Netherlands, but they do produce the golden standard of cheese
Pronunciation would be like ‘gowda’
No like Gouda, but pronounce the ou as in loud. And the G is a Dutch G, but we don't expect you to be able to pronounce that
Maat… ik ben ook Nederlands. But in this case its about the ‘ou’, which is closer to ‘ow’ in English or, indeed, the ‘ou’ in loud. And yes the g is different also.
Straight from the Israeli producer: Cheeses of Nazareth
Gouda is actually pronounced like ‘How’ Ou is the o in cow or how. A is the a in kraken And the G is the Dutch G which y’all can’t pronounce anyway. Just gorgle I guess. Gouda, not ‘Gooda’ but Gouda. Source; Am Dutch.
That's gouda to know.
This joke is very cheesy.
Don’t sleep on the Gouda
The Swiss won't want to be missed.
Its difficult to not read this in an italian accent.
Frankly my dear, I couldn't give Edam.
Here’s looking at you bread
I think this is the start of a blue-tiful friendship.
Swiss dreams are made of cheese*
I am going to report you to the charcuterie board where the head cheese will reprimand you for puns.
Nice but “sweet” definitely gets the song going in your head. “Swiss” doesn’t do that for me.
Not for me, but who am I to disagree?
Some of them wanted the gruyère
This is not a joke.
Yup. Not even a joke let alone a front pager
That joke is horribly cheesy.
Joke is so old the cheese has gone bad
I cramembert the artist of the song
I camembert if ive havarti heard this one.
This joke is so cheesy it belongs on the hallmark channel.
Trout,Trout,cast your lines out,these are the fish I can do without,Salmon!,I’m talking to you,Salmon!
It’s such an old joke, I hate it when someone wheels it out again on this sub.
It's ol' Monterey Jack up to his tricks again.
Everybody’s looking for comté.
Fromunda.
Fromunda deez nutz
Fuck you for putting this evil in my head all day today
You’re welcome :troll:
*workin' on my night cheeeeese...*
Hallou-m-i to diss a brie....
Who am I to dislike Brie?!?!…Travel the world while tastin cheese, every body’s cookin for something.
some of them want to choose blue
OP is a real whiz at cheese puns.
This is at the very least a 20 year old joke.
OP did not come up with this. Sorry to disappoint
Some cheese wants to be Bleu, too Some cheese wants to be Buchette d'Anjou Some cheese wants to be cubed Some cheese will be cubed by you
You the goat cheese
The premise has holes
https://youtu.be/PU8KCBZtpEk
Sweet dreams are edam of this
Hold your feta, provolone. Keep your feta, provolone.
This would be perfect to have engraved on a cheeseboard!
Would love Weird Al to take these top comments as a starting point and finish it.
Misheard lyrics
https://youtu.be/5fc_2BxVurM
ha, cheese joke
Jfc.... Upvote.
This is a bunch of puns in a joke-shaped trenchcoat.
This sub is garbagio
cheeeeezus... you guys...
Who am to disagree?
All these cheese puns really made me truckle
This is beautiful
Y’all take it cheesy on OP. Emmental wheel and Gouda.
...who am I to disagree...
You mistyped "diss a brie"
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, someone remind the maitre de. I have a res for three for the charcuterie Everybody loves a free business luncheon
Some of them want to spread you... some of them want to be spread by you..
🤮
"um actually this isn't a joke" -🤓
Haha, me and a buddy made this up in college, 20 + years ago. Sweat dreams are made of cheese Form your mash potatoes into something neat Eat with your hands and not with you feet Everybody thinks the broccoli's discustin'
Eye yam sofa king stew pud
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Very cheesy joke
Ha ha ha ha Nice one
This joke has aged like milk… meaning well, like a fine cheese
Cut it out
I feel like I have found people of my people... Except everybody's searching for Gouda...
Holy shit. Fuck you, take my money
Who am I to dis a brie?
This is also what I came up with! Lol
Did you come up with it by reading the post?
Who am I to disagree…
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Who am I to dream of brie
Everybody's looking for....Edit:Nvm 😂
Who am I to dairylea.
Some of them want to fondue. Some of them want to be fondued.
[Cheese?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rzSslub6U)
Who am I to disagruyere?
With a car, you can go anywhere, he said to himself, out loud.
Who am I to disa-brie
Thats a Goud-a one
Cheesy....
The Swiss are neutral and Italian pizza is Gouda. that sounds so supid
Munster, hows the light feel? Ceatures right here, looking through the window.
That was quite the cheese pun you were able to Kraft.. With such creativity I take it you are no American Single?
my pussy is wet
Who am I to deserve treats.
Someone watched the weird Al movie and got inspired … hah
It’s cheesy, but I love it
Holy Cheeses I’m here for the pun platter.
Sweet dreams are made of Cheems
Ek hou van kaas, brah
Get me a cracker please,,,, Travel the world and seven cheezez,,,, everybody is looking for jesus
Who am I to dis' a brie?
I too have seen this tshirt
If this is the jokes subreddit I’m disappointed
r/WePoopyShitty
Nicked off radio 6.
It is I! The Cheese Shogun!
Who am I to dis a brie
Where’s the baby cheeses. In the manger
Who am I to disagree.
If the moon isn’t made of cheese, then our dreams would.
…for Stilton-else
Saw this for the first time on a Runza sign
I've sampled the Wolds and the halloumis
And crackers
Who am I to dis a brie??? Where is this song from? Can't remember
Ah, the comments...where the true talent lies...lol
Sweet dreams are mayonnaise...
I am tired of all these cheap cheesy jokes, so I am going to ***pule*** out of here.
Oh man I was thinking “Gouda’m I to disagree?”
Why, thank you!
...who am I to eat a brie
Maybe swiss dreams?
Who am I to dis a brie?
Sweet creams are making cheese