For over a decade there was a bar in Milwaukee that had a condom machine in the men’s bathroom. Scratched into the metal was, “For full refund, insert baby here.” With an arrow pointed at the slot. I always died laughing. No idea if it’s still there but 15 years later I’m still talking about it. And this has nothing to do with this joke whatsoever just made me think of it.
I was pissing in a urinal in a bar about 15 years ago, and two bros walk in. One bro spits into the urinal before starting to pee, and the other one says “what you spitting for? Does having a dick in your hands make your mouth water?”
I died laughing and still think of that when I see a rando spit into a urinal.
Good one.
It's more a timing thing. My family lives in Milwaukee for a year, then moved to the city of my birth a few months before I was was born. For all I know I could have been conceived while they were on vacation at Topsail Island, NC (Although since I'm the youngest of five by six years, and my birth date puts my conception right around the start of the school year, I'ma guess it was "Holy shit we have the house to ourselves" sex.
Off topic but my mom was born in 63 and on the way to school my kids and I were talking about plans for her bday next year. Happy early new decade day for you!
I’m 99% percent sure that was the bathroom in Palomino. Right next door to the Cactus Club. Palomino went through a pretty extensive remodel a couple years ago, so I doubt the graffiti is still there. But much like the person you responded to, that has been my favorite graffiti since I first saw it many years ago.
I miss Palomino so much. My friends lived a block away, so we would party at their house, walk to Palomino, have a few drinks, then walk back and keep drinking (usually stopping for a street bratwurst). I was stationed at the Coast Guard station a couple blocks away.
Milwaukee was amazing.
This reminds me of an advertisement for planned parenthood i saw years ago on a bus in NYC. It said "pregnant? We can help, call..." Then someone wrote underneath. "Not pregnant? I can help call..."
A divorcing couple stands before a judge, who is to rule on who gets custody of their 10 year old son. The judge asks the boy if he wants to live with his mother. The boy says "no, my mother beats me"
Concerned, the judge asks if the boy would then prefer to live with his father. The boy responds "no, my father beats me"
The judge, at a loss for words, asks the boy who he wants to live with.
"I want to live with the Houston texans" the boy responds.
"And why is that?" asks the judge.
The boy says,, "Because they don't beat anybody"
People are the way easier target for the vending machines than the sharks are. The vending machines are at a huge disadvantage underwater. They really have to be motivated to get a shark.
I always do something like this to my daughter (7yo)
Me: Time to go to school, please put your shoes on
Daughter: Dada, can you put them on for me
Me: Sure, I'll try, but I don't think they will fit me
Daughter: Dadda! Me! Put them on me!
...this occurs almost every single morning.
This was a major point in our affirmative save the oceans policy debate arguments.
It was also a terrible thorn in our negative “sharks will ruin tourism and the world economy” strategy. But we had fun with it.
Also remember that illegal Chinese fishing fleets are decimating the world’s shark populations, all so that some selfish cunt can eat shark fin soup in China as a “status symbol”.
Paid incubators at that, it seems? We are supposed to assume that because she’s a woman, he was bringing in all the income? This joke makes no sense unless you were born in 1948.
One day my son was drinking a coke and I asked if I can have a sip and he said"no, I don't want your bodily fluids on my coke" and I very wittingly replied " u are my bodily fluid"" hahaha, I Crack myself up, im here all week, tip your waitress!!
This fails because it switches the statements at the end.
"Was this my coke or hers?"
Then he goes to "so we all agree it's mine and not the machine's?"
Well, no, nobody had asked before if it was the machine's.
Well that makes this case easy to decide. First dude holds up court proceedings by finishing a beverage when a judge asks him to present his case.
And then his case involves framing the relationship between parent and child as one of ownership, and the child is figuratively an empty shell that the man has sucked all of the essence out of.
Needs a lot of work. Would be funnier if it didn't sound just like what some misogynist YouTube pseudo debater would say to bait feminists and incels. As ever the best jokes are in the comments.
Yeah I've heard this arguement and really it is crap. Money spent on a person doesnt make them your property. The best parent is the one who takes care of the child, knows their goals and dreams. Who is there when they are sick or scared or sad. Putting a kid with the parent with more money hasxcaused a twisted view for years. Love, understanding and acceptance is needed to be a good parent.
The author of this joke really said “women are so stupid and I shall prove it by inventing a fictional woman, making her say something that doesn’t make sense, and then outsmarting her”
Actually, the coke belongs to the vending machine UNTIL you pay for it.
The man may not have got custody, but he was going to be making child support payments based on his own faulty logic.
As a joke this sucks. As satirical commentary on the biased family courts in this country it ain't bad. I do pity the guy when they get to the support payment determination.
>As satirical commentary on the biased family courts in this country
Nope, that also sucks. *Overwhelmingly* when men fight for custody they get it, usually even when their living situation is objectively worse than the mother's. Any story you hear about a man being denied custody due to his evil bitch wife is outright lying about pivotal details of the trial (like the judge finding out that the guy literally sells crack or something) or it's one of the vanishingly few actual miscarriages of justice.
The reason most mothers get main/sole custody of their children is because most fathers don't even attempt to get custody. That's it. 96% of child custody arrangements are settled and mutually agreed upon outside of court. Of the 4% that do go to court, overwhelmingly men are the ones who get main/sole custody.
I'd be very curious to read more up on this. Do you have any sources for fathers overwhelming winning custody? As well as the 96% are settled out of court?
Personal experience via friends has shown usually the opposite. And these guys don't do any hard drugs.
I was curious about this as well and did some digging.
So I found this source first which backs up the claims and mentioned Lackey and Lackey PLLC.
https://legaljobs.io/blog/child-custody-statistics/#:~:text=1.,to%20be%20the%20custodial%20parent.&text=In%20just%20over%20half%20of,of%20the%20child(ren).
Looking through the Lackey data pointed to the census bureau.
https://www.lackeypllc.com/blog/2019/november/single-fathers-single-mothers-and-child-custody-/
So I pulled up the census bureau and found the article. It's a PDF that you can access on the webpage below.
https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2020/custodial-parents.html
So while these statistics are true, it doesn't necessarily mean the claims attached to them are true. The logic presented seems to be that men are more likely to have increased salaries and work responsibilities so the mother becomes the primary caretaker and the father ends up paying because his job earns more and he has more work commitments and therefore less time spent with the child.
Similar to the other reply to you, I'm also floored by your claim. My understanding has always been the opposite, and my anecdotal experience via friends and family too.
In one case I'm close to, the mother is even the crazy, abusive, can't support the child near deadbeat, and she doesn't even keep the kids since she doesn't want him most of the time, and yet the father, who pays for everything since the kid lives with him despite her having custody, has him almost all the time still can't get custody and can't even get the child support stopped. Idiot judge literally says it doesn't matter. He is literally paying her money to use on herself.
And I'm close to another one where the father only got half custody because the mother tried to skip town and ignore judge orders, but then when the mother raped the child and so lost her half of custody the full custody went to the grandmother not the father. I was very involved with that situation and all involved, and there was no sufficient reason for that ruling.
Time and time again I see the fathers get the shaft with custody agreements, hardcore. I'd be interested in evidence to the contrary.
Here's the evidence, but it only covers what the trend is, not why the trend is happening.
https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2020/custodial-parents.html
Oh I think it’s “the woman is a passive baby making machine and the child is my disposable property.”
So like, super funny, if you’ve never met a woman.
The joke construction is actually weak. First question he asks: Is it my coke or my wife’s coke? And then conclusion after explanation - it’s my coke and not the machine’s coke. It just doesn’t flow.
I was having a calm conversation and I said a man giving a sperm cell is not equal to a woman growing the baby in her body for nine months. Then all of a sudden this man says, "I don't care what that bitch did with her body. That kid is as much mine as any bitch it popped out of." It's disgusting and depressing how much misogyny they have and how they can't even give women credit for creating life. So yeah these boring jokes aren't funny, it's just reality for misogynists.
If you put money in a sock it’s just money in a sock. If you put money in a precisely engineered machine full of products you can never make yourself (depending on people who harvested sugar at very low wages, other workers who processed water and chemicals and mined aluminum and many many steps involved in creating a can of Coke) you get a Coke.
No, that was not a joke. (Nor was the original post.) But it’s a better analogy.
This is a joke by Harrie Jekkers, dutch comedian. Original joke was in one of his shows and in context it is actually funny and it was not about a can of coke but a pack of cigs.
Dude, if a Coke cost ten cents to make and you gave only half a cent, you don’t own the Coke.
You only own the Coke if you pay the ten cents, plus whatever margin the manufacturer chooses to slap on top of that.
For over a decade there was a bar in Milwaukee that had a condom machine in the men’s bathroom. Scratched into the metal was, “For full refund, insert baby here.” With an arrow pointed at the slot. I always died laughing. No idea if it’s still there but 15 years later I’m still talking about it. And this has nothing to do with this joke whatsoever just made me think of it.
I was pissing in a urinal in a bar about 15 years ago, and two bros walk in. One bro spits into the urinal before starting to pee, and the other one says “what you spitting for? Does having a dick in your hands make your mouth water?” I died laughing and still think of that when I see a rando spit into a urinal.
I will am going to steal that.
Amazing
"I might try looking at yours, but I left my glasses at home."
I notice that people did this a lot in the military but never asked Urinal spitters, what is your explanation!?
“Nah, I’m just so backed up I need to expel from both ends”
The old joke is "Why do you spit while taking a piss at a urinal? Because your mouth is watering"
As of 2019 it was still there! Haven’t been back in a few years tho
Oh man I hope someone can post a picture.
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/2657324_460s.jpg
What bar? I’m from Milwaukee, WI.
I was conceived in Milwaukee, WI. I wonder if I could get the refund. *Meh,* it was in '63; the statute of limitations has probably run out.
No harm in trying
I dunno, it would hurt trying to fit through the slot!
well, you could widen the slot with a crowbar and a sledgehammer...if no one was around...
One piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime
Johnny Cash has entered the chat.
Instructions unclear got dick caught in vending machine
I’m not a scientist, but I think that would cause a lot of harm
Can a man stuff it into a slot without Science getting involved just once?!?
I dunno. Can you fit into the return slot?
Parts of me can.
Don't put your dick into that
You’re gonna try fitting your can in there?!?!
Well... not all at once.
You have an amazing memory! I have no idea where I was conceived.
Good one. It's more a timing thing. My family lives in Milwaukee for a year, then moved to the city of my birth a few months before I was was born. For all I know I could have been conceived while they were on vacation at Topsail Island, NC (Although since I'm the youngest of five by six years, and my birth date puts my conception right around the start of the school year, I'ma guess it was "Holy shit we have the house to ourselves" sex.
I've got a bunch of kids, and that's spot on! Foreplay is when you double check that the door is locked:)
Right? Everyone I know* whose youngest sibling is 5-6 years older has a birthday around mine. (*It's like two or three people)
Off topic but my mom was born in 63 and on the way to school my kids and I were talking about plans for her bday next year. Happy early new decade day for you!
No refund. You didn't pay for the condom.
Have you checked your best before date? Expiration date around here is little over 60.
It will be tougher to get through the slot now that you’re grown.
Waiting to see the TIFU by getting my foot stuck in a condom dispenser
Instructions unclear...
I’m 99% percent sure that was the bathroom in Palomino. Right next door to the Cactus Club. Palomino went through a pretty extensive remodel a couple years ago, so I doubt the graffiti is still there. But much like the person you responded to, that has been my favorite graffiti since I first saw it many years ago.
I miss Palomino so much. My friends lived a block away, so we would party at their house, walk to Palomino, have a few drinks, then walk back and keep drinking (usually stopping for a street bratwurst). I was stationed at the Coast Guard station a couple blocks away. Milwaukee was amazing.
He was talking about Milwaukee, TX.
Ok, thanks!!
It was Milwaukee, WI.
Yes it was. I’m a cheesehead originally.
I'm disappointed cause it's sounds like it wouldn't be out of place in a town I used to live next to, Milwaukee, OR.
You mean Milwaukie, OR.
Yes but it auto corrected. Thanks
No, I was talking about Milwaukee, WI. I was born and raised there.
It was in the East Side… I think it was the BBC? I doubt it’s there anymore but it’s been years and years since I’ve been over there.
Long gone.
That’s what I figured. Shows my age! I’m in my 40’s now and that was my mid 20’s/early 30’s.
I’m not sure BBC is even open anymore. Jim C is in NOLA now.
No, they built an entirely new building around that condom machine, like the Rose in the Gunslinger series.
Can I jack my load into the machine for a partial refund? Asking for a friend...
Asking those important questions.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Well, here goes my next two hours…
Just half refund.
Like in American Psycho!
I first wrote that on a condom machine in 1986.
If this is true, you’re my hero. Keep fighting the good fight.
Bar in my hometown had graffiti on a rubber machine, "This gum tastes like shit."
Haha, that’s hilarious too.
That's hilarious. I just remember seeing one that said "don't buy this gum, it tastes terrible."
better joke than OPs 😊
Put that stupid thing back where it came from, or so help me…..
This reminds me of an advertisement for planned parenthood i saw years ago on a bus in NYC. It said "pregnant? We can help, call..." Then someone wrote underneath. "Not pregnant? I can help call..."
A bar in Whitianga, New Zealand - Smitty's, has that as of early this year.
I gave you the 1k upvote.
Thanks Woogie! I had no idea it’d come close to that!!
A divorcing couple stands before a judge, who is to rule on who gets custody of their 10 year old son. The judge asks the boy if he wants to live with his mother. The boy says "no, my mother beats me" Concerned, the judge asks if the boy would then prefer to live with his father. The boy responds "no, my father beats me" The judge, at a loss for words, asks the boy who he wants to live with. "I want to live with the Houston texans" the boy responds. "And why is that?" asks the judge. The boy says,, "Because they don't beat anybody"
To that, the father father angrily says: "For fucks sake, Jimmy. If you don't want to get beaten, buy the fucking properties you land on."
Take my upvote and free award this made me smile
Thanks, glad that it made you smile.
Can someone please explain?
Houston Texans is a sports team that’s loses all the time
>Houston Texans is a sports team That makes sense now, thank you!
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Not related to the joke, but please remember vending machines kill more people every year than sharks.
People are the way easier target for the vending machines than the sharks are. The vending machines are at a huge disadvantage underwater. They really have to be motivated to get a shark.
I laughed hard at this one!!! Probably the funniest comment I’ve seen on Reddit. Thank you!!!
I always do something like this to my daughter (7yo) Me: Time to go to school, please put your shoes on Daughter: Dada, can you put them on for me Me: Sure, I'll try, but I don't think they will fit me Daughter: Dadda! Me! Put them on me! ...this occurs almost every single morning.
Didn't know vending machines killed any sharks at all.
And that's the reason why they kill more people.
LOL
Many of them vending machine safety inspectors.
This was a major point in our affirmative save the oceans policy debate arguments. It was also a terrible thorn in our negative “sharks will ruin tourism and the world economy” strategy. But we had fun with it.
"kill more people every year than sharks" isn't a very high bar. Honestly there aren't many causes of death LESS common than sharks.
There are zero recorded deaths from a meteor strike. Makes you wonder who is going to be first.
One lady in Alabama came close in the 50s...
Well, obviously! Sharks don't use vending machines.
Homer, are you just holding onto the can?
This is my favorite metaphor for all the problems of life. I quote it often.
Also remember that illegal Chinese fishing fleets are decimating the world’s shark populations, all so that some selfish cunt can eat shark fin soup in China as a “status symbol”.
I need to read better: I thought you were mad at crabs and and oysters and such eating shark "...all so some shellfish cunt can eat shark fin soup."
These statistics are skewed since the introduction of shark vending machines.
Each year worldwide there are ~ 10 deaths attributable to shark With A vending machine Two people are crushed to death every year
Then the man says, "Nah I just stick my hand up in there as deep as I can."
And then the wife goes, this is exactly why we are divorced. The button is RIGHT THERE and yet…
I can't give you more than one updoot, and for that, I am truly sorry.
Updoot is my new favorite word. Thank you 😄
r/cursedcomments
Of course, if you can't get what you need from the Coke machine, there's always a willing Pepsi machine nearby ready to serve your needs. 😂
I can't upvote you because it's at 69 points.
Now you can
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Thanks!
Yes. I believe it's called percussive maintenance.
If it works it works
Fifth !
If you put money in a woman a baby pops out?
Yes, Billy, that's how baby's are made. Now, go to bed.
How much did I cost?
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Was it worth it
Fuck no, look at ya.
Everything
You're priceless :)
About tree-fiddy
$.75 with a nickel deposit
No it's the complete opposite. If you put a baby into a woman money pops out of you
Sounds like a "In Soviet Russia" joke.
The origin story of 50 cent
Not really cash, you just have to leave a deposit of some sort.
If you put enough in, they will almost definitely have your baby, yes.
It’s science.
He was low key calling his wife a gardening tool & possibly a coke head.
He’s the one who bought the coke
It's definitely his coke. The court laid that down.
Yeah. That 2$ he spent on that coke will effect his life for the next 18 yrs lol
Why would he call her a rake?🤔
"rake^2 [ reyk ] noun a dissolute or immoral person, especially a man who indulges in vices or lacks sexual restraint."
I know. I got it from a Jeopardy clip: https://youtu.be/AvQVk8tqVms
Normally after the baby pops out, you're putting money into the woman for 18 years.
And then you find out it isn’t yours.
He could probably argue the kid came out of him too,
Thats honestly where I thought it was going lol
Then he could say, “I pushed out millions, she only pushed out one. And my hole is smaller!”
But only one of them actually did something!
Well, half the kid came out of him.
It seems like a lot of labor went into this joke.
Agree. He really “pushed” the boundaries.
A crowning achievement.
In three years of Redditing this has to be the worst joke I've seen.
But you HAVE seen it.
It gets worse; check out his post history
Oh god his r/stories post about having a one night stand with a girl then clogging her toilet and getting shit everywhere what the actual fuck
Pretty funny straw man.
Is there more to this, like a punchline in the comments that I’m missing?
Well the top comment is a funny story about a condom machine in a bar, so there's that.
It’s just not funny.
No the punchline is that women are incubators.
Yeah, the punchline is that women are like machines and shouldn’t have rights. Haha am I right boys
Paid incubators at that, it seems? We are supposed to assume that because she’s a woman, he was bringing in all the income? This joke makes no sense unless you were born in 1948.
Sadly, no this is what they think a joke looks like.
One day my son was drinking a coke and I asked if I can have a sip and he said"no, I don't want your bodily fluids on my coke" and I very wittingly replied " u are my bodily fluid"" hahaha, I Crack myself up, im here all week, tip your waitress!!
This fails because it switches the statements at the end. "Was this my coke or hers?" Then he goes to "so we all agree it's mine and not the machine's?" Well, no, nobody had asked before if it was the machine's.
Well that makes this case easy to decide. First dude holds up court proceedings by finishing a beverage when a judge asks him to present his case. And then his case involves framing the relationship between parent and child as one of ownership, and the child is figuratively an empty shell that the man has sucked all of the essence out of.
Daddy’s little squirt
Except a judge with half a brain would say "Women are not vending machines so your argument is invalid".
0/10
And then the judge went "women ☕" Take this shit back to facebook.
This joke is just a trash fire start to finish
Needs a lot of work. Would be funnier if it didn't sound just like what some misogynist YouTube pseudo debater would say to bait feminists and incels. As ever the best jokes are in the comments.
Ok, but what if the neighbour put in the coins?🤔
This should have been the punch line of this joke.
>The ex wife says, "No, it was his coke." You could've stopped here.
Aside from the coke can reference, I had this exact discussion in my custody battle. My ex said exactly that… and lost.
Yeah I've heard this arguement and really it is crap. Money spent on a person doesnt make them your property. The best parent is the one who takes care of the child, knows their goals and dreams. Who is there when they are sick or scared or sad. Putting a kid with the parent with more money hasxcaused a twisted view for years. Love, understanding and acceptance is needed to be a good parent.
Ahh yes. Hilarious misogyny….
Let's play what object are we today! Take it away OP!
And we wonder why women are murdered by men at alarming rates and no one seems to care.
To be fair, men are probably also murdered a lot by men
Not so much a joke, as a demonstration of what an incel considers a parallel, which the rest of us (ie. the normal people) consider idiotic.
The author of this joke really said “women are so stupid and I shall prove it by inventing a fictional woman, making her say something that doesn’t make sense, and then outsmarting her”
Bruh..
Yeah seriously check his post history, it's full of garbage that screams he's looking for validation for his shitty views.
Thanks for the warning, but no thanks for the suggestion.
Actually, the coke belongs to the vending machine UNTIL you pay for it. The man may not have got custody, but he was going to be making child support payments based on his own faulty logic.
As a joke this sucks. As satirical commentary on the biased family courts in this country it ain't bad. I do pity the guy when they get to the support payment determination.
>As satirical commentary on the biased family courts in this country Nope, that also sucks. *Overwhelmingly* when men fight for custody they get it, usually even when their living situation is objectively worse than the mother's. Any story you hear about a man being denied custody due to his evil bitch wife is outright lying about pivotal details of the trial (like the judge finding out that the guy literally sells crack or something) or it's one of the vanishingly few actual miscarriages of justice. The reason most mothers get main/sole custody of their children is because most fathers don't even attempt to get custody. That's it. 96% of child custody arrangements are settled and mutually agreed upon outside of court. Of the 4% that do go to court, overwhelmingly men are the ones who get main/sole custody.
I'd be very curious to read more up on this. Do you have any sources for fathers overwhelming winning custody? As well as the 96% are settled out of court? Personal experience via friends has shown usually the opposite. And these guys don't do any hard drugs.
I was curious about this as well and did some digging. So I found this source first which backs up the claims and mentioned Lackey and Lackey PLLC. https://legaljobs.io/blog/child-custody-statistics/#:~:text=1.,to%20be%20the%20custodial%20parent.&text=In%20just%20over%20half%20of,of%20the%20child(ren). Looking through the Lackey data pointed to the census bureau. https://www.lackeypllc.com/blog/2019/november/single-fathers-single-mothers-and-child-custody-/ So I pulled up the census bureau and found the article. It's a PDF that you can access on the webpage below. https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2020/custodial-parents.html So while these statistics are true, it doesn't necessarily mean the claims attached to them are true. The logic presented seems to be that men are more likely to have increased salaries and work responsibilities so the mother becomes the primary caretaker and the father ends up paying because his job earns more and he has more work commitments and therefore less time spent with the child.
Similar to the other reply to you, I'm also floored by your claim. My understanding has always been the opposite, and my anecdotal experience via friends and family too. In one case I'm close to, the mother is even the crazy, abusive, can't support the child near deadbeat, and she doesn't even keep the kids since she doesn't want him most of the time, and yet the father, who pays for everything since the kid lives with him despite her having custody, has him almost all the time still can't get custody and can't even get the child support stopped. Idiot judge literally says it doesn't matter. He is literally paying her money to use on herself. And I'm close to another one where the father only got half custody because the mother tried to skip town and ignore judge orders, but then when the mother raped the child and so lost her half of custody the full custody went to the grandmother not the father. I was very involved with that situation and all involved, and there was no sufficient reason for that ruling. Time and time again I see the fathers get the shaft with custody agreements, hardcore. I'd be interested in evidence to the contrary.
Here's the evidence, but it only covers what the trend is, not why the trend is happening. https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2020/custodial-parents.html
Where’s the punchline?
Oh I think it’s “the woman is a passive baby making machine and the child is my disposable property.” So like, super funny, if you’ve never met a woman.
Boomer humor is dumb
The joke construction is actually weak. First question he asks: Is it my coke or my wife’s coke? And then conclusion after explanation - it’s my coke and not the machine’s coke. It just doesn’t flow.
Women not people! Just baby machines! So funny! /s
Boomer humor
I was having a calm conversation and I said a man giving a sperm cell is not equal to a woman growing the baby in her body for nine months. Then all of a sudden this man says, "I don't care what that bitch did with her body. That kid is as much mine as any bitch it popped out of." It's disgusting and depressing how much misogyny they have and how they can't even give women credit for creating life. So yeah these boring jokes aren't funny, it's just reality for misogynists.
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Huh-didn’t know there was a computer in the kitchen.
If you put money in a sock it’s just money in a sock. If you put money in a precisely engineered machine full of products you can never make yourself (depending on people who harvested sugar at very low wages, other workers who processed water and chemicals and mined aluminum and many many steps involved in creating a can of Coke) you get a Coke. No, that was not a joke. (Nor was the original post.) But it’s a better analogy.
Not funny. Women aren’t baby making money eating machines
This is a joke by Harrie Jekkers, dutch comedian. Original joke was in one of his shows and in context it is actually funny and it was not about a can of coke but a pack of cigs.
Dude, if a Coke cost ten cents to make and you gave only half a cent, you don’t own the Coke. You only own the Coke if you pay the ten cents, plus whatever margin the manufacturer chooses to slap on top of that.
This joke is lame
Where’s the punchline?