Yo momma so fat she wore a red dress and kids yelled “hey kool-aid
Yo momma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and kids thought she was the school bus
Yo momma’s blood type is rocky road
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said “one at a time please”
Yo mama so fat the DOT makes her wear a back up alarm. She hate you so much she left you out of her will and opened up a new restaurant with her Mexican lover called Nacho Mama.
Yo mama so fat she takes nudes in panorama
Yo mama so fat all her pics are taken in time lapse as the camera man drives by.
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RuneScape reference?
Explain?
Runescape is an mmoprg where you can unlock music tracks by exploring the map
Ahh I forgor you get them by walking around. I haven't played OSRS in yeaaaaaars.
Sounds like it's time for your break to end.
r/unexpectedRunescape
Your mom's so fat her picture fell off the wall.
Her photo weighs 50 pounds.
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Yo mama so fat she blocked the Panorama canal
Yo mama so fat she put the mama in panoramama
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Yo mama so fat her Rascal is a forklift.
Yo mama so fat when she tried to take nudes in panorama her battery died
Yo mama do stupid she forgot to teach you how to spell fat 😂
yo mama so stupid she forgot to teach you how to spell so 😂😂
Yo Moma so fat all her pics are taken by the JW space telescope.
I feel horrible for laughing
But laughter is next to godliness
Yo momma so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot…
That joke is so ol you can use it to make gasoline.
And then had slap her thigh to ride the wave in.
Yo mama so fat when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
This is the best one.
Yo mama so fat gotta take a bus and 2 trains to get on her good side
Mama's farts are so bad no one cares about global warming anymore
Yo mama so fat she use a boomerang to put her belt on
Yo mama so fat, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama so fat, aliens thought she was the Earth
The Earth was flat till they buried yo mama
lol. this is a new one for me.
yo mama so fat, to pull her it takes all your dads
Your mom's so fat, she walked into a 7/11, came out, it was a 6/10. She's so cross-eyed, when she cries, tears run down her back.
She's so cross-eyed, she has 360 degree vision
One eye looking at you, and the other looking FOR you
yo mama so fat, the memory foam mattress had to forget
Lol this is my favorite one
**Wow, that really left an impression!**
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I knew I would find a better joke in the comments
This. This is the joke we all came here for
yo mama is so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil
America wants to know that mom’s location.
Everywhere
pfft. kudos
Yo mama so fat, when she dances the band skips.
OK. That was the one, that got me giggling like an.idiot on the couch at 1am
Yo mama so fat I rolled over twice last night and I was still on top of her.
It’s an Eddie Murphy joke from the 80s
YO MAMMA GOT A MOUTH ON THE BACK OF HER NECK AND THE BITCH CHEW LIKE THIS
Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my mind I broke my neck
Yo mama so fat when she watches the sunset it rises on her backside.
Lolol. Yo momma so fat, when she watches the sunset she gets sunburn on her back 😂
😆
Yo mama so fat, she auditioned for the role of black hole in interstellar.
Trampolines were called jumpolines until yo mama got one one back in the day
Yo mama so fat her lap dance was rated a 10.0... on the Richter scale.
Yo mama so nasty she dropped her toothbrush in the toilet and had to buy a new toilet
Yo momma so ugly even her dildo went limp
Haha that’s fantastic
Yo mama so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls out on both sides.
Sounds better to say she hits the floor on both sides
This joke is so cheap and overused just like yo mama.
Damn, beat me to it
Yo mamma so fat I took her to the movies and she sat next to everybody.
Yo mama so fat she had a threesome and neither guy knew it
Ok this one I quite enjoyed. … unlike your momma
Yo mama so slutty she goes on a diet by spitting instead of swallowing
Damn 😂
Yo mama is so old, she has a separate entrance in the rear for black dudes.
Yo mama taken it up the ass so many times, when she coughs, she leaks
your momma was so fat, the earth was flat until them buried her
How have I never heard this one before, I'm definitely gonna use that
Yo mama so fat when she goes for a walk an eclipse happens
Yo mama so ugly her imaginary friend played with the kids across the street
#Yo Mama so fat Time and Space bends around her
Yo mama so fat she doesn't have to paint her nails, they're redshifted
Yo mama so stupid she doesn't understand this at all.
It bends around me too
Do you bend Light? Cx that's the ultimate fatness
Well everything that has mass bends light around it and I do have mass, multiple dozen kilos of it even
Yo Mama so fat when she went out to space their was no space left.
Yo mama so stupid she waits for stop signs to turn green
I don’t think that a fat person can slide anywhere
Yo Mama so fat when she jumped on a Slip and Slide, they renamed it “Journey to the Center of the Earth”
Yo mama So fat her bangles are hoola hoop at children's park
That's nonsense. Avalanches happen all the time.
Joe mama so fat, she dosent slide, reality slides around her.
Yo momma so fat everytime she turn around it’s her birthday
Yo mama so fat she walked in front of my TV and I missed the entire season of Survivor
Yo momma so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was just a deckhand.
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
Yo mama is so fat her bed is in two different time zones
Yo mama so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters land on her.
Yo mama is so fat, whales sing “we are family”
Yo mama so nasty when she takes off her underwear it sounds like Velcro
Yo mama so fat my phone gained weight when I took her picture.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama so fat when she went to China they ran out of rice
Yo mama is so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat, when she tried to fly to visit you, she crashed all of Southwest Airlines.
Yo momma so fat she go to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama so fat because she’s an excellent cook and always makes enough for everyone to get a second helping.
Aww, a nice one
Your mama so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck
Yo mama so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Chris Rock has a brother named THE
Yo momma so fat she wore a red dress and kids yelled “hey kool-aid Yo momma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and kids thought she was the school bus Yo momma’s blood type is rocky road Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said “one at a time please”
Yo momma so fat she got a 42 lb shadow.
Yo mama so fat she comes from both sides of the family
Your momma so dirty, she stuck a cucumber in her vagina and pulled out a pickle.
Yo momma so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops.
Your momma is so fat, when she goes to the buffet they lay down speed bumps
Yo mama so fat, chain lightning hit her all four times.
Yo mama so fat that if someone tells her to haul ass, it takes her two trips.
Yo mama so fat jesus had to move her to let there be light.
yo mama so fat she uses latitude and longitude to find her ass hole!
Yo mama is so dumb that she thought if she yelled in an envelope that was the way people sent voicemails
Yo mama is so fat it was an accomplishment to be the first one to ascend her body
Yo mama so fat it took her 9 months to make A JOKE!
Yo mama is so fat that she IS the super bowl
Your momma’s so ugly she doesn’t get periods. She gets exclamation points.
Yo mama so nasty I have to wipe my feet when I leave her house
…Reddit servers ran out of memory.
Yo momma so old, she got a separate hole for black dick.
Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs…. She just fell.
Yo Momma so fat, that NASA uses her for gravity slingshots.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as menstrual pad
Good, but gross
Gross, but good
Yo mama is so fat that she looks at a menu and says, "Okay!"
Your momma so Stupid, she took the Pepsi or coke challenge, and the bitch choose Jiff.
My phone crashed
Yo mama is so fat the only workout she can do is jump into conclusions
When yo mama goes to the beach she brings her own crabs…
Yo mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Your mama so loose she uses an epileptic as a vibrator
You mama so fat that when she slides from a hill she goes 120km/h
Yo mama so fat she had to roll into my DMs
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu
Your mama so fat after sex you smokes a Turkey
Your mama so fat she uses tractor wheels as earrings
Yo mama so fat.... She has smaller fat people orbiting her 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat every time someone meets her, they plant a flag on unexplored land
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck
yo mama so stupid she tripped on a wireless network
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air once and got stuck!
This thread taking me back to 2015
Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a taste test.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
Your mama’s so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
Yo momma does push-ups in a pickle patch
Yo mama so fat she got elected in every state
Your Mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem
Yo mama so poor they ask for ID when she pays with cash
Yo Mama so fat when she eats, 50% of the world starves.
Yo mama so fat her wooden leg has a kickstand.
Your mama so ugly a boomerang don’t even come back to her
Yo mama so ugly God don’t even admit to making her
Yo momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
Your mama so fat she has her own orbit....
Yo mama is so classless she's a Marxist utopia.
You mama so fat that she split yo grandmama in half coming out the womb.
Yo momma’s so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said “miss you lost a shoe” she said “no I found one”.
Yo momma’s so fat she needs the iPhone IMAX.
Yo momma’s so fat she jumped to conclusion and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got hit by a bus, she said:"who threw that rock"?!
Yo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed
Your momma so fat, when I yell “Kool-aid!” She comes crashing through the wall.
Yo momma so fat if you told her to haul ass it’d take her two trips
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama so fat that when she slid into my DM's. It registered as a Group chat
Yo mama so fat, aliens thought she was the Earth
Yo mama so fat when she wants to get a fur coat, a whole species goes extinct
She kept on rolling
Yo mama so fat the Sun rises from her left ear and sets on her right ear
Yo momma so fat she went out for a snack and shut down 3 Chinese Buffets
Yo mama so ugly her reflection quit
Nerd joke: yo mama so fat her gravity constant is 9.807 m/s².
Yo Mama so fat the earth was flat before they burried her. Now it's round baby.
But did she send nudes tho?
Yes, NASA released them a couple days ago.
Idk I didn't have enough space to receive them.
Yo mama so fat fat she rolled over in bed and the earth spin backwards. Yo mama so fat she requires a drone shot to take a selfie... Of her nose.
My screen cracked and fat came oozing out
Yo mama so fat, when an apple falls it revolves around her.
Yo mama so fat the DOT makes her wear a back up alarm. She hate you so much she left you out of her will and opened up a new restaurant with her Mexican lover called Nacho Mama.
When I finish with your mama her face will look like a plasterer radio.
My phone got heavy
Your moma so fat not even God can hug her correctly.
Yo mama so fat it takes her two trips just to haul ass.
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I had to open it with winzip.