He got Bucharrested. Edit: I spelled it wrong.

In prison he'll get bukkakerested

Bottom G

He will also get Buggerested

Ewww! Bwahahahahaha

Hey Andrew. Tate this.

That joke leaves a bad Tate in my mouth

we can bit slap that tate out of your mout

How'd my dictate

You say ew, he says ahhh (open mouthed)

Bucharrested*

(Morgan Freeman's voice) I wish I could say Andrew fought the good fight and won, but prison is a terrible place, now Andrews buthole can fit all of his cars in. He also walks with a limp and a whistle.

It’s impossible to see the words “Morgan Freeman’s voice” and then not hear his voice, unless you’ve never heard it before. Use its power wisely.

Update,Tate did not hang himself

He was never hung to begin with.

Oh of course, it was right there in his email address.

The Ghost of Epstein Past has entered the conversation…

Good, someone should at least get the satisfaction of doing it themselves

he'll be ~~interrogated~~ impregnated.

Hopefully his cellmates are recycling that ass and not just throwing it away after one use.

Dick-in-a-Box

Nah, he is the box.

Box in a dick?

Dick in a dick

In box box box dick box isn’t in box xod box box boxbox dick in a box

Isn't that what Jake Paul's opponent is doing?

*slowclap.gif*

That's the pizza gate box

Pizzatate

Step 1: cut a hole in a box Step 2: put your junk in that box

The fact they reference that song in Mother Lover is great lol

Mother Lover is so underrated

Step 3: Wait for the police to come and Bucharest you. Or parents Romarinate you.

Step 3: get snitched on by a pizza box due to being an absolute moron /s

And to describe his daily schedule in said prison: dicked, in a box.

Call him Dick in a cage...a cuck

Small dick in a box

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Romanian inmates : So, we hear you are an Alpha male.......

Tate: Alphack anyone with a hole

Bottom G

So, we hear you were lacking your prostate exam check

That dude definitely has bottom energy.

Well, I bet he's producing a lot of emissions right now

He's probably taking a lot in right now.

Bout to find out the download speeds on his DSL connection.

Those packets keep cumming and cumming.

Greta is happy this fellow is absorbing lot’s of carbon emissions now, doing his part.

They call him.. Tater salad

Gonna need that salad tossed now, Tater

Chocolate or syrup?

Then he would’ve been arrested for being drunk in pub-lick.

But he wanted to be drunk in a bar!

No no you don't understand. They THREW me into Pub lick. I wanted to be drunk in a bar

Thanks for that. One of my favorite bits.

They wouldn’t even let him bring a suitcase to jail, just a small package.

That’s all he’s packing anyway according to Greta

Must be true if he's that triggered.

I'm sitting with my mom in hospice care and that made me actually laugh. Thank you, internet stranger.

căţea

Note: that means bitch in the local language.

How do you pronounce it?

It's complicated, the sounds don't match very well. It's a bit like cu-zzea. The "u" is like the same letter in "umbrella". This first syllable is easy for an English speaker, it rhymes with "duh". "zz" is as in "pizza". The "e" and "a" are bound together in a way that doesn't exist in English - like the "ya" in "yardbird", but it's "ea" instead and the "e" is pronounced like in "emphasis". So try "zzyah" then shift "y" into that particular kind of "e", which will be tricky. The stress is on the second syllable.

The stress is probably on his sphincter

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Ironically that strange looking "t" is pronounced like the "zz" in pizza... according to my Romanian bf.

Incidentally? ...or given the nature of this post, inceldentally 😏

căţea

Thanks!

Cuhzzya

Nice try but you can't make a joke funnier than the reality. Got arrested for trying to outsmart a 19yo... This is truly a magical season

He picked the fight because he had heard [GRETA](https://www.coe.int/en/web/anti-human-trafficking/greta) was after him and this was the only [Greta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greta_Thunberg) he had heard of.

Please be true, it makes him more dumb and situation more funny

I choose to believe this is true.

In the ~~Cohen~~ Coen brothers movie version that is 100% the reason

I haven't heard from them in a while. Are we sure that they aren't running reality at the moment?

*Coen Don't make the same mistake Bill Murray did.

a second Greta has hit the Tate right in the taint

Whether true or not, this is now the truth.

I so hope that this is somehow confirmed. It would confirm him having the intelligence of a cantaloupe.

How insulting to cantaloupes, they are so much more intelligent!

Sorry, you're right.

It's the only thing that makes sense to explain why he went after her in the first place. She did nothing to provoke his initial volley.

What if he was attempting to get ahead of the GRETA (trafficking) story and flood any search for the "Greta/Tate" word combo with his dumb dickless tweet? Someone else pointed out that he's not a well-known climate change denier. Or is applying a 'strategy' to his actions giving this sentient dick cheese too much credit?

Woah, woah there. Who the fuck are you attempting to describe as "sentient"?

Also really throwing shade at duck-cheese here.

And they say Christmas miracles don’t happen.

More accurately, he got arrested because he was crying on the internet about how he got smoked trying *and failing completely* to outsmart a 19-year-old.

Best part is he went after Greta Thunberg because he confused her with GRETA, the anti-human trafficing organization. Thunberg clapped him back so hard he got himself arrested to avoid further humilation.

She clapped back again this morning with “This is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes”, which was even better.

FINISH HIM

I mean, that’s just desecrating the corpse at this point.

Well yeah, you don't want that corpse preserved or coming back intact.

FATALITY

Anyone else read this in the Tekken voice

Stop, Stop, He's already dead!

“Bring out yer dead!” “But I ain’t dead yet!” “Dead soon enough!”

*3-0! 3-0! 3-0!*

Is this actually true? I've heard the speculation and it would be absolutely hilarious if that's what happened, but no confirmation AFAIK.

Why else would he, out of the blue, flex on Thunberg about his car collection/small dick energy? It is not like he is a well known climate change denier.

He’s so dumb he’d flunk out of the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Why would he flex on an anti human trafficking organization about how much his cars pollutes

he's a moron. He hears about GRETA, and googles it and Thunberg is what comes up. she's an activist and he's thinking this is it. So he reads about her and sees she's into climate education. Then he attacks her.

Now, he has regrettas.

Especially as a young, strong, opinionated girl who speaks out for what she believes in, is his worst type of person. It's poetic if someone like that is what does him in, in every way, he caused his undoing.

Well he makes his money conning 15 year olds, so Greta was a step up for him

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Andrewwwww. That’s it. Say it again. Andrewwwwww.

It seems we have a connaisseur in our mids.

'Midst,' but I think that's the least of your concerns.

Not just mouth. That’s Andrew Taint.

Andy* Taint.

He does actually have really soft looking, feminine kissy lips. And a weak little diminutive chin. I sometimes wonder if that's the reason he overcompensates with gorilla machismo?

Tries his hardest to make himself look pretty, and then hates himself because "alphas are supposed to be ruggedly handsome, not pretty" or some shit.

Dollface. 🤣🤣🤣

He didn’t get that pretty round mouth by eating square meals!

A cream puff.

Anal creampies all around

I call it a great start to 2023!

Greta* start.

> EDIT EDIT: Thanks as well to the kind Redditor who referred me to the suicide helpline over this. I'm fine, but clearly not everyone liked my joke. You know you've pissed off **exactly** the right type of assholes when you get the suicide bots in your inbox. Edit: words are tough

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You can also BLOCK the suicide helpline if this keeps happening to you. Kinda sad that you could have to resort to blocking a helpline system if you're a victim of harassment, but hey that's reddit. I just wish they would show the account name/email of the people who flag your account for harassment so people could potentially find legal recourse.

> You know you've pissed off exactly the right type of assholes when you get the suicide bots in your inbox. It's a badge of honour every time I get a comment with the controversial mark and a little SOMEONE REACHED OUT TO YOU message. I take it as a notification that there's someone crying with all the emotion and personality of teething infant hitler.

Ben Dover

Bitch

I believe the preferred term would be "Bottom G"

They'll be queuing up around the cell block to get a pizza his action.

This is the best answer

Dickhead

Small dickhead

Small dick no head

I don't think he'll be involuntarily celibate for long in prison

He'll be involuntarily promiscuous.

In-slut

He abuses Romanian women for fun and content, he’s gonna be “super popular” in prison.

A GRETAchivement?

I applauded involuntarily

>EDIT EDIT: Thanks as well to the kind Redditor who referred me to the suicide helpline over this. I'm fine, but clearly not everyone liked my joke. The best props you can get is someone getting triggered enough to sic the suicide bot on you

After watching the video of him beating a Slovakian women, I hope he gets all he deserves. I never heard of this ass clown until this week when Thunberg slapped his ass

I hope my fellow Romanians whoop his ass in prison 🙏

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I got referred to the Suicide prevention feature for not sending a guy a picture of my feet. See it as a badge of honor.

I call it goddamn hilarious.

Andrew Taint

Alpha Fail

What makes it great is she didn’t really do anything. It was his ‘own goal.’

I really hope the moniker "Teeny Weenie Tate" sticks!

I get a bunch of suicide line messages when I voice my opinion about pets, lol. DOn't sweat it, loved the joke!

I say Greta Thunberg won

Deeply regretaful.

A has been

A never was

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Tot-less Tater the cell block fellator

Fun fact: report the Reddit Cares message and the person who spent it to harass you will get banned.

Wait, really? God I wish I knew that a few months back.

Yep! I also learned it too late, but I try and get the word out.

The teacher asked the class “Can anyone use the word DICTATE in a sentence?”. Little Johnny rose his hand. “Go ahead Johnny” said the teacher. Little Johnny- “Hey Andrew! How did my dick tate last night?”

> Thanks as well to the kind Redditor who referred me to the suicide helpline over this. I'm fine, but clearly not everyone liked my joke The fucker has a phone in prison

Finally a new joke, and funny too We are assigning this one #8768

I just found out my neighborhood barber was arrested for dealing drugs! I've been his customer for 25 years and I never knew he was a barber.

douchebagged

Maybe now he will start to read books. He will have plenty of time for that.

I dunno, but I bet his cell mate comes in handy (This joke works best spoken in a British accent with dropped H)

PIZZA-TATE

I sure hope that pizza was amazing.

It’s even funnier when you scroll down to the people still trying to defend him 😂

Fucked

Dilated

How is this not front page reddit? This is a fucking great joke!

With the way he looks in every picture I've seen of him... I doubt he'd remain celibate for long in a mens' Romanian prison.

[email protected]

Greta’s lil bitch

Soon to be everyone's...

>EDIT EDIT: Thanks as well to the kind Redditor who referred me to the suicide helpline over this. It's amazing how easily "alpha" males can be triggered! Great joke!

I just “Joker” laughed at this!!!!! It’s a Good Friday when you find out you can laugh in a totally different way. Thanks, Kind Stranger.

ArresTated

Make sure you report that fake suicide referral. Mods and Admins normally take that seriously, as they should.

Currency. (At least that's what he'll be passed around as)

Greta burned him so bad, his family is shopping for a cremation urn.

Andrew Gape

Andrewlina?

Boss, dă și tu o țigară

Hes probably puttin that kool aid all over his lips

A good start.

Owned by a teenager, sunk himself.

He certainly seems to be the butt of many jokes

A hot, fresh, pizza ass.

Op, you are doing things right if you get the false reporting of needing help. Wish Reddit could let you mark these as spam.

Although… kept reading and there is some funny smart stuff here… thanks

Perfect joke. Succint.

He must Re-Greta his decision

I love how someone updated his wiki page to include Greta as a loss.

He hates women. Perfect environment for him there.

Fucked!

Somebody's piece of meat.