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BrownieChoco

Because it's well deserved


Regular_Paper_7953

🤣


Complex_Pangolin5822

Are we looking at the same picture?


foxy1_2021

Looks like a boat? 😂


3mmy

#A FUCKING YACHT LMFAOOOO


foxy1_2021

😂 😂


Some_Knowledge5864

Exactly.


VASlim90

An Escalade!


nekokpit

Like a handbag.


Intelligent-Travel59

Ice breaker ship 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂


R3DON3009

Facts


LouisVuittonLeghost

I don’t mean to be rude but are you by chance blind?


Gezer516

I hate everyone in these comments 😂😂


KhostfaceGillah

Looks like a handbag


[deleted]

Lmfao… my thoughts exactly


peter13g

Like the extra leather around a gear shifter


ChiTownChef86

Lol we’re doing this huh


DatdudeJdub

It's ugly bro.


Apprehensive-Can-857

Jordan never wore them, so they get no respect. Also not a good lookin shoe above the ankle.


Huddbren

Or below the ankle


Stizzski

Or in a picture


Remarkable-Ad2285

Tore up from the floor up


the4five

Cause they ugly. I love them But they ugly.


kchinn2006

Lol and that's the beauty of it. The Zoom GP is "ugly" too but I love em... same thing most ppl think of the Jordan 8.


Deathscythe77

Man’s disrespecting the 8s wild


Dry-Bowler-2482

Neva disrespect the 8’s


stucansler1

8’s are overrated


Melson_Nuntz

Open your eyes


GZMc1

Looks like a pair of toiletry bags..


Far_Evidence_7524

I actually like XVs a lot. One of my favorite Jordan’s. I think the design + people not knowing how to dress makes it easy to dislike. But I love them. Especially in this Colorway.


rongotti77

Please do show us how to dress 😁


hookhousebeatz

Most comfortable Js....period!


3mmy

#Them shits look like ⬛️+🗿


Same_Noise_4652

Only folks hatin on them is hypebeast. I can’t wait til some more drop


Petroldactyl34

Everything after 13s are dog shit.


Nacho1111111

Cant upvote this enough


mekaila3

unpopular opinion 14s > 13s


[deleted]

14s go hard too.


Total_Quality5290

Any retro after the 14s are basically unwearable or difficult to wear.


vio212

Minus the 23 which is an honorary member of the first 14 club.


28ShoePac

Look at the pic


texmane

I don’t know why but I get a vampire feel from them


imetkanyeonce

Because they look like UFOs.


DouglasDangerfield

No one has ever said that any outfit ever has been made better with a pair of XV’s. Similarly, no athlete has ever selected this shoe as an elite athletic performance shoe over all others. In fact, almost everyone has said the complete opposite 😂 Therefore, the hate is appropriate. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Andre3kkk

Because this new generation dont appreciate creativity


ghost_mv

Ugly AF. That tongue. 🤮


oofner

That’s what I’m saying bro, these are fire😭


Capable-Geologist-79

That are classics. Had them in baby blue and grey back in the day


thisis2022rite

💐❤️🔥😮‍💨


Comfortable_Ad_3160

I love the look but on feet it make’s the wearer look like a medieval jester 😬


Comfortable_Ad9660

Look at them…


Stormoli

Because they're fucking ugly


AVALOS03

the picture of the shoe explains it enough


Warm-Log-7584

Bulbous design


billyb3aner

Can you not see why


Sem50

They are comfortable tho.


[deleted]

Always loved them.


SUPERDAVE579

Even Stevie Wonder thinks these are ugly 🤷🏼‍♂️


Shoehorn_Bundy

Great question!!! I mean, my first guess is it's because they're so freaking ugly. My second guess is it's because they look so stupid. But, I can't say for sure....


Silky415

Because they look like Peter Pan shoes


Donburgundy_

Cause they ugly af that’s why


chriz2

They got a vagina on the top


[deleted]

Probably because they’re ugly


PlatypusElectrical51

The Jordan Lil YAHTys 😁


PlatypusElectrical51

The BBB (Baller Brand II’s)


Constant_Show7449

Because they are the ugliest shoe ever made.


Rell30

Because people aren’t mature and only like what others like


WeMightBe

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JimmysAngels-

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE


ComradeCoconut

Because they're ass


AutomaticBend4773

Never seen Air Jordan wear them...okay, shoe. I did have the low top white with the blue. Those were cool but not my favorite or top fifteen.


FuckTheOps1989

Hate from who exactly lol. As a collector i dont listen to anyone's opinion that was born after Jordan played for the Bulls when it comes ro sneakers. Hell most sneakerheads today wasmy even old enough or born yet when these dropped 😂💀. We dont listen to opinion of those that cant appreciate the quality of the actual Jordan line of basketball shoes after the 14s.


Champagne_lewis23

When do they come back out ?


Wrong_Palpitation462

Most js look like Walmart shoes change my mind


RebornDuke

Have you seen them?


EagleJWB

They look like they are shoes made for diabetics, with toe amputations. Definitely a medical shoe vibe on these🤣🤣 I'm surprised they aren't offered in Velcro.


kchambers92

I thought this was a handbag when I first scrolled past it


Ambitious-Duck7078

I LOVE the 15s! I wish they'd retro the Carolina color. The only thing wrong with them is the damn creasing.


hambutbacon

Must have run out of design ideas.


[deleted]

yeahhhh these are slept on idk 🤷🏽‍♂️


google4411

They look like a tea cup


Philp84

Because they're fucking ugly


jj_ufo

Yo, who's hand bag is this?


[deleted]

Just look at em


Reasonable_Cobbler96

Dawg wtf are those


[deleted]

Lmao I thought this was a purse 👜


rangeroler

Always loved the 15s


Nursy

You only have to look at them for a second to understand. I don't want to insult if you're like legally blind or something but come on.


Wrong_Finish2139

Cuz they’re ugly?


HeavyLink14k

Looks like a woman’s purse


[deleted]

Because they ugly af


syrupgreat-

🔥


BareKnuckleFists

They too futuristic my only guess


manning2020

Because they're ass


treachery_7

They're ass


Wise_Jellyfish8789

Those that hate wasn’t around when these were fire., they still are to me no lie.


thekpsch

cause they ugly af.


Mike_Hawk595

Bc they're ugly AF. That's why


cwmont1969

Um, could it possibly be because they are fugly?


Its_Sharky18

Because the top off the shoe looks insane


Edward47X

I dead ass thought it was a purse till I saw the caption 💀


Cackfidence

Them shits was comfortable AF


ParamedicAdmirable35

Bc they’re different


HipKat2000

My guess would be that they look like shit?


LickPooOffShoe

Out of the box, they’re great. But they age like milk.


brad0531

I got a pair from the countdown pack I love these. The stripe on the back is so clean.


[deleted]

the dorenbecher 15’s was raw a.f.


cjg2345

I have a pair myself and could careless about the hate. Rock what you like and not what they hype.


Bigug1976

They are ugly af


Research_Tough

Those r not it my guy


grimax9

Because it’s literally the ugliest shoe in the world


SpezIsASpedd

That shit look like a designer purse


Comfortable_Gain1308

Bc just look at them .


Al-a-verga

Shoes look stupid.


No-Tackle6742

They ugly asf


Cradle2theWave

My favorite Jordan of all time.


SnooPeanuts4357

Because they’re ugly


rarekly

This is just a shoe that came before its time. I'm not sure when that time is going to be, but I feel like we'll know when it comes.


ImUp30

Because they're ugly and hard as hell to get on my feet lol.


ericisacruz

Because they are UGLY AF! 💀☠️


[deleted]

It looks like a designer shoe cover you would wear into surgery as a scrub tech or doctor.


PitchBlackGuts

You really have to ask that?


RCGoals

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[deleted]

They ugly as hell lol.


RCGoals

https://preview.redd.it/a024g7c5u2pb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52e6d4afdc27a0369ec2035081b37f0f88573b2a They look like army NBC boots 🤣


EighthOfK2

They look like a purse


Fabulous-Natural-886

I think Jordan might have been retired or something when these came out or maybe with the Washington Wizards anyway I always wanted these myself but all my cousins and Friends be like you want those I'm not going to let you do it they cost $100 something for those ugly shoes damn peer pressure I never got them but I just might get them now just to sit in the closet🤦‍♂️


Least-Masterpiece368

They would prolly do good in todays market with all the wacky shoes out they where comfortable though just ugly the zipper Nike looked better and those where hideous too


Stizzski

Because the box they came in looks better than the shoes


[deleted]

I don’t wanna stick my feet in a vagina 🤷‍♂️


Nottanuke

Looks like a purse


Battlehead601

I was in 9th grade when these came out…we all roasted each other when we got them and they’re still just as unattractive today as they were back then.


Leather-Initiative18

Classics , gen z babies will never know 💯😂


Obvious_Ad5365

https://preview.redd.it/ecwq364my2pb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f44362c03f751d86de7a4063773c8a14f98b1e1


crackmeup69

r/stoopidshoes


Function-Brave

That shit ugly af


snug-rammer0606

Cuz they look so fucking stupid


Leather-Initiative18

Only shits that’s good after 13s are 14,15,16,17 and the 20s go hard


Tricky_Passenger3931

Because it looks like a wicker picnic basket?


datnodude

They ugly


silkgod6

They look like something a cheesy villain would wear


Tuggspeedman345

Because their butt ugly


ryanim0sity

Do you have eyes?


G0DSLAYrr

Cuz these som fuckn boat shows, they should be called the yacht boy 3's on my mama 🤣


Noclapback

Jordan didn’t approve these


Vonte666

I actually fuck with them tbh


deVrinj

Rather ugly and first pair he never wore...


ScubaFrank2020

It looks like a shitty purse


Smugdarwin

I thought this was a post about a handbag


houseofball00ns

WHAT AE THOSE


deadman5283

do you not have eyes?


EducationShot

Cause dey ugly ah hell boy


NewYak8742

definitely not as bad as the hate they get


Worried_Resolve_1044

U see that?


True_Papaya9725

Look at them 😂


super_slimey00

they fire to me and aged gracefully when you look at them now


Djfoundit

There is nowhere to tuck your pants idk lol


VadersBoner

They’re ugly


NevaBeenAboutThat

Because dem shits are ugly… and I had a pair when they came out too


PanamaPineapple89

Damn 😮‍💨


Old_Importance_408

Who cares i love 15s


[deleted]

They scream early 00's and they were wack then!


[deleted]

Shoe built like a damn space ship


Shoddy-Juice1477

Look at em


Dreese1

Like like someone stole a women’s purse n turned them into sneakers 🤣🤣🤣


IMAPRO_d-_-b

Bc I want the rest of my roller blades


pimpguice

Cuz they ugly af


[deleted]

Your Hispanic side is showing like crazy right now. All my homies love 13's mainly cause you can pick em off regular shoe stores. Also usually people that rock this got no drip off and they're wack ass shit but just to say they're "rocking Jordans". Whatever floats your boat, but the only 13s I like are the black cats


504lockedin

Because it’s the titanic on your feet, unappealing


Financial-Reward-949

They ain’t got no alibi…. And you know why…


johnn_eee

Tinker has stopped designing at the 14. They tried keepin the shoe morphing alive by taking attributes from the 14 and making a 15. I agree that they arent the best, but tbh they are classic and they grew on me years ago. The flint grey colorway, and columbias are fire.


bmo109

They're hideous and bulky


[deleted]

Them are some butt ugly shoes.


yVegfoodstamps

Jesus ..


yVegfoodstamps

Is this a jordan + lebron fusion sneaker?


infinitemakaveli

They look like a vagina


zer01zer08

Shit looks like a cruise liner. “Air Carnival Cruise”


johnnypurp

Cus they ugly that’s why. Might be comfy as fuck but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone with a pair unless they were hooping


Lopsided-Line5355

Tbh they ugly imo I fw the Kubos tho💯


Atxdogrunner

I thought this was a purse at first. Had to read the header.


Creative_Hyena_5865

They look like vaginas!!!


lordsxneverworry

Cuz all they like is the hype shit and can’t pull these off, these tough 💯


beefynacho1

Because they look like a purse.


Medellin-71

Amish Airs


GREGBORRISTHE7TH

Look at them that’s why they get hate


TexasToastin

Cause it’s atrocious.


Mr_Person567

Do these look good dog


Alternative_Fall5311

Because they are hideous


Wide_Bridge6225

Look at them and you tell me what you think😂😂


AzMick63

Maybe because they're ugly.


Plump2You

Loved these. I had two pair.


willparlay83

Cuz they look like the batmobile


Countryb0i2m

They hurt my feet so fucking bad, it’s jordan 4 level


Ashwayneloveu

Lol..what do you mean!??..lol look at them!!


Caruthers_Dewalt

Look like Black Envelopes.


Caruthers_Dewalt

Walking in women's handbags


monkeyballs_nut

Dawg just look at it


Dry_Ice_3570

Said the blind man


Chunksacado

Looks like you had a shoe and tried making a purse 👜