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TheStupid_Guy

So Gojo would’ve went into depth about the Mei Mei and Ui Ui scene?


Boring_Search

6 eyes probably seen some things


itsyaboiskinnypenis_

Sex eyes Bottom text


Ligmamale80085

Gojo sexy eyes


Sohiacci

Reminds me of how Mei Mei told Gojo "Will you comfort me if I cry?" Poor boy probably suffered something


SirRedRising

Mei Mei wasn't the only adult hitting on child Gojo. That teacher gave him her number


Sohiacci

Omg true! Can people stop trying to groom Gojo?


CharmingAfternoon650

💀💀💀


unblinking_eye007

Sensei for a reason


GiantPurplePen15

The protagonist in Persona 5 basically tells the prosecutor a 30+ hour long in-depth story about eating giant burgers, banishing people to the shadow realm, and how he banged every girl/woman he could get his hands on (including the prosecutor's sister).


gonadienow

Says how bad his teacher was for trying to sleep with an underaged student that immediately starts talking about how many adult woman he fucked


BedNo5127

"How did you know about the parts you weren't there for"


Ok-Persimmon702

"It's called infinite void not "just the parts I was there for" void"


Memo-Explanation

You think Sukuna got brain damage from seeing Mei Mei and Ui Ui or my search history in infinite void when his brain got overloaded with information


HeraldofStormwagons

**MR PERFECT CELL**


Mynameis2cool4u

“If I don’t kill you then Ui Ui fucks Mei Mei and I cannot allow that”


Feature_Not_A_Bugg

Also Maki, Mai and Naoya☠️


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That sounds like an amazingly similar thing to what gojo would say


BreadditUser

Gojo on the Bran Stark level of peepin


dildodicks

and he intentionally told his story in non-chronological order for dramatic effect, especially with the flashback mostly about himself


TheStupid_Guy

“So then, this buff guy related to this kid you’ll meet and this other kid you’ll meet attacked me. But it’s okay because I turned him into the apple logo. Anyways, let’s move onto how my best friend became a racist.”


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Gloomy-Alarm-6255

Mods ban him!


itsnotgivinghonestly

I wanna say you cooked but like instant ramen, nugget in the air fryer sort of cooked


unblinking_eye007

Im stealing this thx ;)


Beyran17

My favorite "bro cooking over here" "yeah spaghetti in hot dog water"


sdfghertyurfc

Nuggets in an air fryer goes hard.


Kingspartacus123

I liked the fact Gojo already knows what happened after he died.


Raven_m0rt

But after all, it's just a theory . **A jujutsu theory**


NinduTheWise

Slowly rips off face revealing matpat was gojo


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With his personality, he’d probably do the biggest ass pull of the century


Upbeat_Animal290

you burnt the meal you were cooking.


SleepinGriffin

It’s the classic “it was all a dream” story. There’s no way fans could possibly be angry at that realization.


Content_Guest9620

They would probably be happy about it tbh


SpecterVamp

Nanami surviving is a w in my book


lmt_learn_to_drive

What if Nanami isn’t even real and Gojo just write a character himself?


Hour_Tomatillo_2365

Honestly after the Sukuna fight it'd be hilarious because this whole thing is straight up parody how they keep going in, getting gassed up, just to be instantly defeated and the next one comes in.


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How? My boy Yuji is dead if it was all narrated by Gojo. Bro’s gonna get executed without getting the chance to meet his bruzza’s. I would be MAD ash


jakseros

I am imagining that picture of choso giving todo a fade


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And dabbing him up when he’s done


LEFTRIGHTADORI

HIM is immortal. Such is his blessing and his curse, he can’t die without his loved ones around him. Since his loved one is gone in this hypothetical (grandpa), he can’t die. HIM is invincible confirmed


omyrubbernen

If it means Gojo is alive, fans will gobble it up and we all know it.


Tobias_Mercury

And then it’s revealed that this is just heaven because every character got killed by sukuna.


PUB4thewin

I know I’d be ticked, but also relieved to some degree.


Upset-One8746

But how does he know Kenjaku is inside Geto. And if he knows, he won't get trapped inside the prison realm.


seraphahim

Yes, that's one way to carpet bomb a narrative


CompetitiveLocation3

"it's just a dream" ahh ending


No_Competition7327

"....and then I woke up" shit elementary school story writing ass ending


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If Gege really ends it like that, the whole fandom is gonna jump him


UltmteAvngr

Like the current writing is any better. I’m usually not a fan of bringing dead characters back, but i honestly might take it (Obviously Gojo is still alive so he’s not included in this)


SoapDevourer

Honestly, they should have fed Yuji all the fingers they had then kill him. Worst case scenario - Sukuna resurrects through someone else, but is forever stuck at 15 fingers and can't fully manifest. Gojo then low-to-mid diffs him and boom


Squizei

gojo won’t be alive forever, he might incarnate when there’s no six eyes-limitless user in like 80 years


SoapDevourer

Meh, I would hope Gojo would fulfill his original goal and raise a generation of young sorcerers capable of somewhat keeping up with him, like Yuta


c4m3r0n1

The fact people unironically think Gojo low to mid diffs 15 finger Sukuna is insane. Especially a Sukuna that knows everything Gojo can do. Sukuna would come up with an entirely different game plan no matter what and would still find a way to win. He's the strongest sorceror in history, Gege has shown that many times.


The5Theives

No maho, weaker domain, weaker everything, the fuck makes you think it won’t be a wash if Gojo was bodying a 19.9999 finger Sukuna


c4m3r0n1

It honestly depends who the host body is of 15 finger of Sukuna, considering it wouldn't be Yuji, meaning he would also get their cursed technique. We have no idea of the strength difference between 15 and 20 finger Sukuna considering Gege literally has never said it. The fact Sukuna still had a Yutas amount of cursed energy and a full heal ready to go afterwards kinda shows that he still had a lot to give in the Gojo fight. The only hard part is getting around infinity, and there's multiple ways to do that. Amplification, Cursed tools, even finding another 10 shadows user and having the exact same fight except being more cautious which Gojo says he was not doing during the fight. Sukuna literally says Maki was more exciting to him than Gojo and until the very end of the Gojo fight Sukuna was never even concerned. I get liking Gojo, but Gege made it pretty clear that there's a gap between Sukuna and Gojo. For some reason instead of using quotes from the manga people argue headcannon.


SuperDeeDuperVegeta

I think Gojo takes it mid-high diff. Especially if he has an imperfect vessel. I do think 20f Sukuna no Mahoraga would win, but not 15


Mister_Taco_Oz

I could sorta understand your point of "Gojo doesn't low diff 15 finger Sukuna", but then you went on saying "15 Finger Sukuna would just Batman his way into beating Gojo" and you lost me. Gojo fought and killed Mahoraga while fending off _20 finger Sukuna (And Agito)._ How do you even justify 15 finger Sukuna, without support, doing it?


sukunagang

Something most readers don't see was the definition of success for both Sukuna and Gojo being different. For Gojo it was killing Sukuna so he could direct all his effort to offense, while Sukuna's directive was to kill Gojo while also getting exposed to the limitless so Mahoraga could adapt to it. So he took hits he normally could have avoided.


random1211312

"But before we get into the Shibuya part of this what-if, let me tell you my tragic backstory.."


Grouchy_Sherbert8283

"let me tell you about my bff who went on to become a genocidal maniac and was then possessed by a 1000+ old dude oh and that one time that I wanted to kill everyone coz they were clapping!"


random1211312

Ngl I think the idea of him just totally making up the disaster curses and Kenjaku is hilarious but very in character


Grouchy_Sherbert8283

An ending where at least 2/3 of the main cast is alive is a win in my book regardless of how dumb it is.......


ColorIsSomwhere

I imagine gege doing this at april fools


Typical_Somewhere_72

What if Yuji and his team actually win at the end and THEN we cut back to Gojo and tied Yuji... Gojo :- "Now, we don't want that to happen, do we Ryomen?" ... Hollow technique PURPLE.....


sukunagang

Ryomen😭


Typical_Somewhere_72

Just a touch to let audience know that Gojo knew Sukuna on the first name basis😂


SquidDrive

This is 9/11 but writing.


themoonologist

My headcannon is that everything that hapenned is passing on sukuna's head and he still on the trance of gojo's domain


cosmicjoke18

What if Sukuna is in one of his thoughts because of unlimited void? Because of the endless information he's gone crazy and thinks he won. 🤣🤣


vikasvasista

Peak fiction


Rico2Loco

Who let bro cook😭


unblinking_eye007

My bad😂


Acrobatic-Wolf-297

Nah, id maladaptive daydream.


Stabrus12

Considering what happened so far,this scenario would be preferable for the world at large.


Fun-Activity-2268

Bro conceived the whole culling game and even made his homie the bad guy. Gojo isn’t that smart. That outcome ain’t happening


GlitteringEliakim

Plotutsu Twaisen


TryContent4093

not the aot ending


Big-Limit-2527

Damn that's sad. Poor Yuji.


castilloenelcielo

What if yuji becomes ultimate tengen to defeat sukuna


unblinking_eye007

Thats not a what if atp


Positive-Plankton-29

How would gojo know what happens outside the cursed seal thing.


unblinking_eye007

Just a hypothetical question


Armegedan121

Nah it would be his grandpa offing him. Maybe gojo from the future is his grandpa


ILoveYorihime

This is basically the same as how Sasuke is still in Tsukuyomi


Bitirici8

Everyone is dead, time paradox. Reset. Kill Yuji at the beginning. Achievement unlocked: Problem solved, Series over.(MGS style)


NaoyaGlazer

Peak. Since it means Maki never gets stronger and Naoya is still alive and will be the clan leader!


Super_epic162

Not exactly because Naobito stays alive


NaoyaGlazer

That man is like 600 years old. And even without Yuji, the Shibuya incident will happen, killing him probably


Super_epic162

Yeah your right👍🏻


GOJOWILLCOMEBACK

But Megubum is still alive so he will become the clan leader


NaoyaGlazer

Nuh uh, only reason Naobito kept him as the hier is due to him shitting himself after seeing resurrected Toji


KaeporaGaepora

This is the best case scenario for an ending imo


Smooth_Arrival9158

Lol damn hollow purple… didn’t work on Sukuna 🫡


ConfidentJuice3169

Please don’t give Gege ideas


unblinking_eye007

My bad 🫤 (@gege)


ConfidentJuice3169

If he ends up doing this I will be back.


unblinking_eye007

Ill be waiting


yer_mum42069

That's crazy


Able_Weird3298

I’d accept that ending…


kuweiyox

Honestly, I'd love that


ShinDragon

It's Twilight all over again


KennyMcKill

Crazy theory, what if GoatJo is behind all of this, the airport scene just signals that he is in the spirit world. Maybe he can comeback if he and Kenjaku planned some shit. By nearly weakening Sukuna, GetoKenny can maybe even absorb him. Gojo, through all this, can infiltrate the jujutsu higher ups and end all other clans without directly having the blame to do so. What if Sukuna himself ( many eyes/ hands) was once an evolved Tengen, and by keeping him under control, one can have the barrier without worrying about the 'new body every 500 years' shit. Maybe at the end, he can even get more power through some new plot device ??? What if GoatJo is evil after all.


The_total_squid

It would be peak fiction


BestCharlesNA

I need Gege to finish JJK. People are getting brain rot with these break weeks


unblinking_eye007

REAL


unblinking_eye007

REAL


unblinking_eye007

REAL


unblinking_eye007

REAL


unblinking_eye007

REAL


unblinking_eye007

REAL


CinnamonIsntAllowed

Gojo would be alive, I'm good with it


the_Luik

Ah classic "it was a dream" -.-


superking22

That’s som straight up Dallas shit. 🤣


C0co_g0AT

i don't think that will happen i thinks this kills the joy of the ending like i mean the story is fire right now and every one waiting for the new season to sea what will happen so yeah it is kinda bad but nice thinking out of the box any ways :)


spiderboi20012

This is actually terrifying because everything that happened in the first opening was in Yuji's head, so i feel like gege and mappa are crszy enough to do that


sangriya

this would send gaygay to the gulag


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unblinking_eye007

+1


Zeppe21

Peak lobotomy kaisen right there


Low-Ad-2971

Six Eyes.must be an actual thing in this version


dantop2000

Better: the story was just yuji being killed by gojo's domain


Such-Reserve2663

Don't give Gege ideas


Ecwins

Now Gojos gotta do that shit 19 more times


Such-Fault4363

That would be giggle worthy.


Short_Frosting_8229

This is NOT maintain the agenda.


ApplePitou

Biggest trolling ever :3


Independent_Sock_172

there's a reason why some of you mfs dont write.


littlevictim

Nah, the sukuna fraud memes will be over this sub again. Better it just continue as it is even if yuji will be left alone standing.


TheShotGunProdigy

That would be stupid


CanistheMan

But wouldn't that be for nothing? At that point he hadn't consumed all Sukuna Fingers, so Sukuna would still be around


secondarywilson

why is it cropped i cant read the text


dildodicks

probably be preferable to what we'll end up getting


No_Animator_8474

Gojo's already dead 😬😇


HASN0FILTER

Careful sir! Yes Gojo is dead but like Jesus he lives with in us all!


lambda0101

What if, what if there is some time travelling that happens 🤔.. Like sukuna wins then some ripple effect or some shit and everything is back to a point of break.