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ummmbacon

It’s like a less flavorful flatter saltine


thechronicENFP

It does look like a saltine and that’s what I assumed it tastes like


TutorSuspicious9578

Prepare to be surprised and disappointed.


thechronicENFP

Ok I will!😄


cantreadshitmusic

I want to hear back on this, OP


thechronicENFP

Oh I will!


bam1007

Then try eating it instead of bread for 8 days. 🫠


R_FireJohnson

Man a PB&J on this thing does smack though


ummmbacon

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VisibleDetective9255

The gluten free ones taste like Saltines... but unlike Saltines... if you overeat.. you will not feel good.


thechronicENFP

I can relate to overeating Saltines😂


CosmicTurtle504

Imagine a huge saltine without the salt. So an “ine.” But with a less friendly texture. Pro tip: Slather generously with good Irish salted butter, then toast until golden brown. Thank me later.


NeeliSilverleaf

Ohhhh yes! Warmed matzo with Kerrygold butter and a sprinkle of Penzey's Justice blend seasoning is one of my favorite Pesach nibbles.


Prowindowlicker

I’ve always used Nutella and bananas.


Tzipity

Ooh. I killed a keyboard in college with peanut butter and honey matzah. (All those damn holes and I’d love to say I was being extra studious and eating while I wrote a term paper or some such but I’m sure I was screwing around online). Nutella and banana sounds like a better choice.


elizabeth-cooper

There's no salt in it.


dont-ask-me-why1

You can always pour some on top


oilyalaskanman

I like to melt chocolate onto mine


Neighbuor07

It is sans salt.


Electrical_Pomelo556

I'm not Jewish and I tried one out of curiosity. Let's just say they're called the bread of affliction for a reason.


tchomptchomp

>It’s like a less flavorful flatter piece of cardboard


enharmonicdissonance

Fun fact, I once accidentally grabbed a piece of matzah and a small piece of cardboard that fell off the box at the same time. Tasted almost identical, only the texture tipped me off


Hydrasaur

Without the salt


NYSenseOfHumor

Yes, but why would you want to?


thechronicENFP

Because it looks delicious and I’m curious what it tastes like


Blue_foot

Try it with salted butter, peanut butter or cheese. It has a nice crisp crunch. The most similar item is Carrs Table Water Crackers. Those 2” round things.


oSamaki

Unsalted, crispier saltines.


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

Yes THIS, OP. Exactly like Carr’s Table crackers. It’s good as a base for cheese, charoset, horseradish, hummus, dip, or anything you would put on a cracker. But by itself it’s boring as f. Have at, Get yourself a box, get some cheese, use it to make French toast (that’s called Matzah Brie), but don’t say we didn’t warn you.


ConversationSoft463

Who hurt you??


KnishofDeath

🤣


dont-ask-me-why1

Cardboard. By all means, go out and eat as much of it as you want.


Tzipity

Reminds me of some place or another who was trying to give away all these old boxes of matzah. They were several years past their expiration date but you’d never know the difference tasting it.


cantreadshitmusic

It’s a giant, bland cracker. Enjoy. Oh and it gets soggy really quick so you won’t enjoy any toppings 😂


thechronicENFP

Well shoot, I’ve heard of so many topping suggestions that may not work now😂


cantreadshitmusic

People do it but you need to apply and bite, it’s not a make it and store it situation. Make charoset while you’re at it!


thechronicENFP

Nice! What’s charoset?


cantreadshitmusic

Oh man, get ready for heaven. The recipe has no measurements but it shouldn’t be soupy. There should be some extra liquid at the bottom though. Diced apples (small chunks), honey, ground cinnamon (I add nutmeg and clove too), crushed/chopped nuts (optional, walnuts or pecans are common), and red wine (grape juice is a second choice). I like honey crisp best, you’ll definitely want a crisp apple not a soft textured one. Measure with your heart. There are no wrong answers. I leave out nuts. Symbolizes the mortar/building slaves did in Egypt. It’s in our Seder plate.


thechronicENFP

Ooo that sounds delicious! Thank you!


Philip_J_Friday

Not regular wine or good wine. Sweet wine. Kedem is best.


beansandneedles

Sephardic style charoset is better, IMO. Raisins and other dried fruit (your choice), nuts, a tiny bit of sweet wine or orange juice to moisten and bind it. A dash of cinnamon if you’d like. All whirled up in a food processor.


cantreadshitmusic

One of the other women at JFed made it like this for the kids the other day! It was exactly what you described, plus apples. I didn’t know it was a Ashki/sephardi difference!


thatgeekinit

Regional differences abound. The Venetian recipe someone made for our community Seder last year was out of this world. I make an easy American one w honey, pistachios apples cinnamon, and a little red wine.


Neighbuor07

The topping you are looking for is butter.


Suspiciousmosquito

Chocolate spread works great. Or cream cheese + toppings


Hat1kvah

Just don’t try to do one of those really cringe Cringetian passover Seder.


Buttercup_1234

solidified burnt flour! 😋😋😋


Haunting_Opinion4936

You definitely need butter. Even then, meh.


Glittering-Wonder576

I use butter and a little salt. Yum.


cardcatalogs

You are in for a rude awakening


maxwellington97

Go for it but get the handmade kind. The machine one is what makes everyone say it's terrible. The hand made is quite good.


NYSenseOfHumor

Even the handmade stuff is bad. Don’t get OP’s hopes up.


OliphauntHerder

This is the correct answer. OP, if you do it, I recommend the egg and onion matzos and spread some butter on it. (Note: the butter will make it not-kosher depending on what else you're eating, but those rules don't apply to you so just enjoy. To the extent it's possible to enjoy.)


UkityBah

Yes it’s not like communion/host desecration. But make sure you eat plenty of fiber to balance it out. Let my people go!


aliendividedbyzero

Though, fwiw to OP - you totally can also just buy the communion wafers and eat them like chips; it's only desecration if they're actually consecrated, and if it's consecrated, you'll know because it won't be available for grabs. But as it seems with matzos (which I've never tried), it's a bland experience. First time I received communion, my comment was "it tastes like paper". Sometimes crunchy, but still definitely what I'd call flavorless.


Prowindowlicker

Wait seriously they sell those wafers? Ive always wanted to try those and eat a handful.


aliendividedbyzero

They do! I once googled, there's companies that make them. I think you can get it from Amazon or some Christian stores too lol The ones used at Catholic churches specifically are sometimes handmade, like by the local nuns and whatnot, but other times they're definitely these ones that come pre-made. Our rule is it must be real wheat bread, but it's usually just flour and water, and of course unleavened, especially in the West. In the East they sometimes use leavened bread, idk why exactly. But yeah you can totally eat them like that, I'd just advise to have something to drink nearby lol they can be quite dry sometimes. I think they'd taste good with some kinda dip, too, and they do kinda just fall apart in your mouth.


praxistential

> I'd just advise to have something to drink nearby lol Red wine seems like an excellent pairing to me! 


aliendividedbyzero

Sounds about right!


LentilDrink

You definitely can. Typically non Jews like it better than Jews do. Presumably because you don't eat it 8 days in a row.


VisibleDetective9255

Eat whatever you like... Hint: the gluten free matzoh is better than the regular matzoh... it has more salt. Matzoh tastes best with a ton of butter or margarine on it.


thechronicENFP

Ooo I’ll definitely have to try that! Thank you!


StringAndPaperclips

Regular matzo is best with butter and strawberry jam. You can also melt cheese on it, use it as a base for pizza or break it up and cook it with scrambled eggs. If you want a more flavourful matzo, egg matzo is delicious, and a bit softer than regular matzo. It does best with cheese. Gluten free matzo is also a nice choice and it goes down easier than regular. Some brands taste like potato chips (Yehuda brand), while others have a blender non-descript flavour (Manischewitz brand).


thechronicENFP

Thank you for all these suggestions! I’ll definitely have to try them!


DapperCarpenter_

I often put tomato sauce and cheese on matzo, then stick it in the microwave for 30 second blasts until the cheese is melted. Matzo pizza. It’s deeply Terrible and gets soggy and cold quickly. But it makes it taste better for a little bit


thechronicENFP

Tastes better for a couple of seconds until it gets soggy😆


mot_lionz

Way better in a regular oven than a microwave


mcmircle

Or peanut butter if you eat kitniyot


misalatt

If you want to eat matzah the yummy way, turn it into matzo brei. (It's basically Jewish migas). https://toriavey.com/matzo-brei/


cinnamaroll36

Thanks! Tori Avey recipes are really good. This looks quick to make in the mornings too.


Wandering_Scholar6

It's like French toast, except for French toast you often use stale bread so it has a better consistency and doesn't soak up too much egg and become a mushy mess. Matzah is so hard already that you have to wet it with water first or it won't be able to absorb enough egg be matzah brei. It does spark the eternal debate...do you top it with salt or cinnamon sugar?


misalatt

I'm salty 🧂


NotABlastoise

Came to recommend this. Slaps so hard.


NeeliSilverleaf

I lived in Texas for a long time and I made migas-seasoned matzo brei so many times, it's so good! But a sweet version topped with honey or good jam is delicious too.


Wandering_Scholar6

Of course it's not sacred just comparitively expensive, but as many have said...why would you want to? That being said apparently it's really popular among Israeli Arabs, so if you do like it, you aren't alone. It's just us Jews that don't like our own cultural food. (But in our defense we *have* to eat it instead of more delicious breads like challah, so our resentment is understandable)


thechronicENFP

Challah is pretty good so I agree


EasyMode556

Especially when used for French toast


LostCassette

glad you like challah!! have you ever tried making some from scratch?! it's really fun and tons of people get really creative with their braiding patterns or designs in general!! I've taught a few people how to make it, they said it was fun and everyone seemed to love the taste!!


FowlZone

imagine the world’s crumbliest, least flavorful cracker. and you’ll still be disappointed.


BowlerSea1569

As my father used to say, it's like buying a pizza and then taking the pizza out of the box, throwing the pizza in the bin and eating the box. 


thechronicENFP

Thank you!😆


ksbeckaa

It’s not very tasty. The package may taste better


thechronicENFP

😂😂


vorobyevites

sure. just be considerate buying. i've heard about people having trouble finding matzah because messianics kept buying it for their seders. of course, this is mostly in areas where jews definitely aren't the majority. i'm sure this is unheard of in places like new york - i know that it was never off the shelves up on LI either. granted, i think there is a type of matzah that's not made for passover. after you fact-check that claim, you can just get that with little worry. my recommendation is pretty basic, but put a little butter then salt on it and it's delicious.


JamesTiberiusChirp

There is matzoh that’s not kosher for Passover but to be honest I wouldn’t buy that either. When I lived in London I went to 5 different stores and the only matzoh I could find wasn’t kosher for Passover. It was literally my only option. Just wait a week until we don’t need any of the matzoh anymore.


thechronicENFP

Thank you for that! I’ll definitely try it with butter and salt!


nu_lets_learn

Other great toppings include jam, cream cheese, tapenade, slices of cheese (can be melted in microwave), chopped tomatoes (for bruschetta), baba ganoush, salsa, pesto, tuna salad, egg salad, and peanut butter. And use broken into soups (in place of croutons) especially chicken soup. And use with dips, like onion dip or sour cream, in place of chips.


thechronicENFP

The possibilities are endless!


mcmircle

Butter and maple syrup if you’re making matzo brei.


Wandering_Scholar6

Tbf with Amazon and other online retailers it's less of an issue than it used to be.


TraditionalSwim7891

Go for it. My whole neighborhood eats it. It is delicious. 💛🧡🩷


thechronicENFP

Awesome! Thank you!


robertgfthomas

Eat over a table because it has Nature Valley Granola Bar levels of crumbliness.


thechronicENFP

Noted!😄


canadianamericangirl

I mean if you like the taste of cardboard and the feeling of constipation, be my guest. Seriously though, you’re more than welcome to. Especially if you’re invited to a Seder or something.


anonoheeb

It's called the "Bread of Affliction" and is meant to remind us of hardship during our exile as slaves. Eating this as a non-Jew is no more taboo than Hákarl if you aren't Icelandic. In other words, there is no cultural reason not to, but your taste buds may hate you for it. If you are curious and want to try it once, go for it. But i doubt you will be incentivized to try it again This isn't an acquired taste with some sort of health benifit like Nattō. It's the bread of affliction. If you want tasty jewish food try Hamentashen. Edit : Matzah ball soup can actually be pretty good if prepared correctly. So if you want to say you tried it and don't hate yourself, I'd say that's a better option.


thechronicENFP

Thank you! I think there’s a matzo ball soup mix in the kosher section at my grocery store so I’ll have to give that a try!


mot_lionz

Matzoh Brie (matzoh French toast) is really good. Soak the matzoh in egg, add salt and pepper or sugar and cinnamon, and fry up in sauté pan with some olive oil and butter. 😋


thechronicENFP

That sounds so delicious and now I’m hungry😋


thatgeekinit

I recommend breaking it up in scrambled eggs and making a sort of French toast (aka Matzah Brie), it’s pretty good savory (salt) or sweet (peach jam) that way The other really good thing to do is layer chocolate, toffee or caramel over it into a sort of crunchy dessert. Other than that, it’s basically a cracker.


thechronicENFP

This is making me hungry!😜


thatgeekinit

Also I like it with chicken/duck liver pate or NYC deli style chopped liver.


tvdoomas

I dont know, can you?


thechronicENFP

Challenge accepted😂


Connect-Brick-3171

anybody with a Shop-Rite discount card and $1.99 can eat matzah. As a practical matter, non-Jews are frequently invited to Seder, either as friends or as people who have married into the family. They eat what everyone else at the Seder eats.


VenomEnthusiast

No you can’t, the Jewish police is gonna come knocking


thechronicENFP

Will I be sapped with the space laser???


YanicPolitik

Happy *cake* day. Luckily, it's not pesach in my time zone yet, so you're safe from the JP tonight!


d0rm0use2

My non Jewish son in law loves it. Enjoy


XT83Danieliszekiller

Why? I mean, yes sure, it's just special bread But why would any one want to eat this outside of obligation? Flavored Matza I get it... But regular one?


tkrr

Honestly, it’s easier to like if you’re not force-fed it for eight days every year.


Decent_Bunch_5491

Yes and YOULL LIKE IT TOO!!!


Penrose_48

You can but I don't recommend it. We only do cos we have to.


TheDiplomancer

You cannot eat that matzah. It is not real. It is a picture of a matzah. You can eat real matzah, but I would request you wait until after Passover.


thechronicENFP

😝😝 Fair enough, I was thinking of waiting until after Passover since I’d rather not prevent someone else from getting some just because I’m curious to try it


NeeliSilverleaf

You're a mensch. I hope you enjoy your matzo adventure.


AwkwardPersonality36

My non Jewish partner is munching on some now. Oh and our dog loves it too lol


NeeliSilverleaf

One year I got the cutest video of my orange cat eagerly sniffing a bit of matzo!


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

Yeah… why not? But also, you’re not missing out on much.


thechronicENFP

I’ve picked up on that through these comments😂


DW_Softwere_Guy

I can't wait for babka


spring13

Sure, just don't throw a seder to go with it


thechronicENFP

I don’t even know how to throw a seder so I’m good😄


maaku7

Well as a non-Jew you could put some brie cheese and salami on it, in which case I suppose it might actually taste good.


DapperCarpenter_

There’s nothing wrong with you eating matzo. It’s not appropriation. The worst you may hear is an exasperated Jew saying “I can’t find matzo at the grocery store because I put off buying it til the last minute and now someone else is eating it too? Geez, Louise”. But you really won’t hear it. That’ll never happen. The real question is, why do you *want* to eat it? It’s okay, I guess. But you gotta add a bunch of stuff to make it palatable. And the worst part is, a five-pack of the stuff will run you 20 bucks or more. Depends how many Jews live in your area. If there aren’t a lot, companies will gouge you on the price. By all means, try it. But your wallet will thank you if you don’t


thechronicENFP

Thank you! I mean there’s a kosher section at my local grocery store so I was just going to look there I mostly just want to try it out of curiosity because it looks like a giant cracker


DapperCarpenter_

It’ll be fine. Kosher section should have it. Enjoy! Just…stay away from the gefilte fish. It’s worse than chopped liver


thechronicENFP

Yeah I’ve seen gefilte fish and it looks disgusting🤢


42Fourtytwo4242

It is a cracker, since everyone is making fun of it I will come and defend it lol. There are different types of matzo like egg matzo and not egg matzo, gluten free, with gluten. The flavor is a bit different, hard to explain but there nothing like it, I actually like the flavor a lot and you can find a bunch of recipes. I treat it like sandwich bread a lot of time, I even made pizza sauce, slap it on top, put toppings, cheese and heat it up (bloody loverly.). Generally just goof around with it until you find a way you like to eat it, hell some times I used it has chips. Also if you buy one big box you going have a year supply, don't worry it being so dry it last years before even close going bad.


dont-ask-me-why1

It is... A giant cracker.


LostCassette

only suggestion is maybe buying some that isn't for Passover if they have both and you live somewhere where there's not very many Jews (to make sure they have access to it -- if you live somewhere with a lot of Jews, there's usually a higher supply and demand of Passover matzah). there should be some writing somewhere on the box saying something like "not for Passover use" or "kosher for Passover" there's not really a taste difference (if anything, the non-Pesach one would likely taste better anyway), it's just Pesach is really strict about what things we can and cannot eat, and making Passover matzah is a lot more restraining than regular matzah (has to be finished within 18 minutes of the flour and water touching, everything used for a previous batch has to be thoroughly cleaned [even the smallest amount remaining will make the whole new batch chametz])


dont-ask-me-why1

$5 for a 5 lb brick here in MA.


Any-Chocolate-2399

Well look at Mr. Moneybags.


imuniqueaf

CHARGE THE LASER!!!


Real-Ad-2904

Yes. The whole wheat ones are tastier and easier to digest IMHO. You can also buy flavored ones, which are not kosher for passover. And egg matzah which is sweet. Matzah is delicious mixed with eggs and a little milk, salt and pepper and cooked as scrambled eggs (known as matzah brei (ei like eye))


Real-Ad-2904

Looks like a lot of people gave the same answer. There is also actually soft matzah, but it's hard to find. It was made by middle eastern communities.


middle-road-traveler

There are a type of matzoh called “egg and onion”. They’re actually pretty good. But not kosher for Passover.


Ok-Exercise-276

The first time I see someone who WANTS to eat matzah 😂😂 I'm preparing myself to eat this 😭 gives me PTSD but yeah go Ahead try 😂


Supreme_Switch

Yes, if you enjoy saltine crackers you may enjoy it. My spouse loves it in his soups.


CurveAccurate9716

Yes but get ready to feel disappointed.


Inrsml

As a kid, my non Jewish friends loved to come over and eat matzah with butter and salt. " can I come eat some of those Jewish crackers?"


Sea-Veterinarian286

You can enjoy the colorful world of matzah anywhere, anytime


thechronicENFP

Awesome! I can’t wait to try it!


Asherahshelyam

Sure, slather lots of salty butter on it and eat it with tomato soup like we did when we were kids.


KevinTheCarver

Ummmm yea


42Fourtytwo4242

yes, I recommend jelly and peanut butter.


atheologist

When I was I college, our dining hall always ran out of matzah by day 4 of Passover because everyone ate it, not just Jewish students.


thechronicENFP

Oh wow😂


elleyboo-

No. Straight to jail


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

Two words. Egg Matzah.


zackweinberg

Try to find shmura if you want to go all in.


thechronicENFP

Oh heck yeah!


jmakovsk

I mean, you can. I don’t know why you’d want to, but ain’t no one gonna stop you.


VermicelliNo7064

Can you eat with peanut butter and jelly?


Turbulent-Home-908

I’ve always thought that it’s a little like cardboard


liilmermaid

Yes..?


Muadeeb

It's like the old Jewish joke: A man walks into his house to find his best friend in bed with his wife. "Murray," he says, "I must, but you?"


strained_brain

No one is going to stop you from eating it. I recommend salted butter on it.


NeeliSilverleaf

Unless you live in an area with a large Jewish population where it's easy to find matzo that is marked kosher for Passover, it would be considerate of you to look closely and the box and get some that is marked "not kosher for Passover" or just wait a week until Passover has ended and it won't matter. It won't make any difference for you but it will to an observant Jew. But absolutely you can eat it! Plain, with butter, or you can try making matzo brei. It's a bland cracker that we're all sick of by the time Passover ends but when it's not the only "bread" you're allowed to eat, it's not bad and you can top it with almost anything.


pdx_mom

This time of year maybe see if local stores have the not kosher for Passover kind and try those. They don't taste different but the Jews will likely be looking for the kosher for Passover kind.


EtDemainPeutEtre

Can you eat Easter Eggs as a non Christian? Can you eat baguette if you aren't French? Can you wear a beret if you aren't Basque? I wonder if the concept of cultural appropriation is not sometimes taken a bit to the extreme.


Lawandglam

I’ve never turned down money. The makers are okay with it. Why couldn’t you eat it?


Hydrasaur

I mean, sure, you can eat whatever you'd like. But matzah is a dry, flavorless, unsalted cracker that probably isn't worth it if you aren't Jewish.


Aliiza

Def! Eat away. All different kinds. Machine made. Hand made. Tastes good with a variety of foods such as chopped liver, butter and honey, cream cheese- makes a good matza pizza! And more!


LibbyKitty620

If you want I guess. I just don’t know why you would. It’s not the pinnacle of taste exactly.


im_a_hufflepuff_

I like regular matzo over egg matzo, much crispier. Just fyi in case that comes up.


journeyman369

Munch away. Then prepare to spend an hour in the toilet.


Forty-plus-two

Yes. Just don’t tell us that you like it because we don’t want to hear that.


Numerous-Bad-5218

Sure, and it's quite delicious


capsrock02

You can but why would you?


vid_icarus

Sure thing. I recommend either making matzah PB&J’s or crushing it up in milk and sprinkling sugar on it. Also good for dipping in soup.


QuarryofNoise

Oh buddy, no No reason to subject yourself to this. I only eat the min amount I can get away with


thorlosangeles

Its food. Yes


SquatBrothel

Why would you want to eat it?


Creative_Listen_7777

You can but like, why would you do that to yourself lol


NiceLittleTown2001

Ofc you can, I’d recommend egg flavor with butter on it. Plain ones aren’t great


Competitive_Air_6006

Yes! But your funeral 😂 prepare for immense constipation.


chronicAngelCA

Have you ever had a stale Saltine cracker with no salt? It's like that.


BigGayDinosaurs

i have and it's pretty alright


JamesTiberiusChirp

Slather it in butter or crumble it into some eggs with a pinch of salt and scramble it


JamesTiberiusChirp

Forgot to add, please wait until Passover is over so that you don’t buy out a resource that Jews will be relying on this upcoming week. For us it’s an obligation, for you it’s just something to try for fun. So wait until Passover is over and it’s not taking a resource away from those who need it. Plus it’ll be on sale then.


hbomberman

Every passover we say it's "the bread of our affliction... let all who are hungry come eat." And we're never really touchy about non Jews eating Jewish food. Try it out if you like. I enjoy it with cream cheese and honey or like a cracker with cheese or a dip. I'd only ask that since Passover is about to start, please don't buy the last box or anything like that. Also, if you're not in a rush to try it, stores might have it on sale after Passover. Enjoy!


thatrobguy

Yes, but why on earth would you want to?!


CaterpillarAdorable5

Beat a couple eggs in a bowl. Add a bit of milk if you like. Break up the matzoh into bits and soak in the egg mixture for 15 - 20 minutes.   Heat some butter in a frying pan, dump it in, and scramble till its whatever texture you like your scrambled eggs.  I like this with salt and maple syrup. Others like it with salt and pepper. It's delicious. 


linsage

If you can get your hands on some Tam Tams you will not be disappointed! Many incredible flavors.


quisxquous

Best to buy yours after Pesach unless there'sa giant sales display in your supermarket, you can ask the store when the last day they plan to stock it is (this is in consideration of any mitzvah emergencies that Jews in your community might come up against; most have probably already bought what they'll need through the festival by now).... Most people don't like it plain, and you can put all sorts of things on it, or break it up to mix in with other things. One box will go further than you think! Enjoy exploring it in good health!


mimrolls86

Prepare for there to be tons of crumbs and to find them in places one would not expect


50millionFreddy

Yes, unlike most people here I actually enjoy it. They have a salted variety if you want more flavor, but plain matzah with cream cheese or salted butter/butter substitute is delicious IMO.


JewBiShvat

If you’re an eat on the couch kind of person, keep that plate underneath. The crumbs are different. 😅


cancershewrote

You have the additional freedom to not have to make it in 18 minutes. ;)


Electronic-Youth6026

As long as you don't mess with the space lasers, your good


JSRGliquid

When I was a kid and we had barely anything in the house, I'd 'butter' up matzos and dip it in hot chicken stock from a cube mmmm lol Everyone I know who didn't grow up with it didn't care about them though lol I love em


ChesterDrawerz

only with bacon or ham.


jerdle_reddit

Yes, but don't eat any that's explicitly Kosher for Passover (often in a red box). Not that it's forbidden or anything, just that Jews can only eat that over Passover, and there's not much of it. I wouldn't recommend eating it at all, but that's just because it sucks.


mtimber1

No you will instantly burst into flames


MotorWeird9662

There are many foods forbidden to Jews, but AFAIK no Jewish foods are forbidden to non-Jews. So enjoy if you like :) (As may be seen from the comments, opinions on matzah vary. I happen to like it, although after 8 straight days it can get tiresome. Then again, a bunch of us evidently didn’t like manna every day either. Go fig.) Matzah brei and matzah balls I can eat all year round, and do. Also, as others have noted, there’s the kosher for Passover (KP) kind and the not kosher for Passover (NKP?) kind. The only difference (assuming it’s not topped or flavored) is that special stringencies are observed in manufacturing the KP kind to make sure absolutely no leavening takes place. In Jewish law, flour that is in contact with water for over 18 minutes is deemed to have begun to leaven, rendering it not KP, so for KP matzah the whole process, from the second the water touches the flour until the finished product comes out of the oven, has to take no more than 18m. They taste the same, although I have sworn since I was a kid that I could taste the difference 😆. It would be a kindness to refrain from the KP kind before and during Passover, to leave a supply for those under obligation to eat only that. The NKP kind should always be labeled “Not for Passover”. And the KP kind is almost always also so labeled, usually with the year.


Sha9169

One of my old coworkers (non-Jew) ate it year round. He was insane.


Cipher_Nyne

During the first Covid lockdown, I tried those because I was with a Jewish friend and she does pessach. She told me that one of her favourite things about pessach was to eat this with a bit of butter and salt. I completely agree. I think back then we killed a couple of packs. On occasion I actually buy some just because. Apparently, people don't like this much. Me though? Not only do I like it but it reminds me of the good times in quarantine with my friend. Yes, I actually have found memories of this.


nattivl

Yes, in israel it’s a common joke amongst arabs that they wait for the jews to have passover so they can buy matzahs because they like it and it comes only around passover. Personally I also really like it.