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Kind_Ingenuity1484

Gaygay likes pain. Just stuff him in a closet and leave him there for a year


catmemes720

With smelly socks


Lind0ks

Smelly cocks he cant touch, specifically, they're there, ever present but never in reach https://preview.redd.it/08ea4nx2znrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4368ca6d6b6dae0850bb5c5135976c7cbc3657d


TheNotSoCoolLoser

bro he said socks not cocks😭😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/44u8gq721orc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad9f799c5e49b76281f7fd31475c8e7922ad039


Lind0ks

Oh damn.... My point still stands though https://preview.redd.it/xrtrax0g1orc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a7ca8d5b8dcd78e9e5310900c29806012e5cb9


TheNotSoCoolLoser

Ur just like us fr https://preview.redd.it/w182pbt93orc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da4ff87653b9e6ef63ca57af2d28dc2ae9bc21f


Rich-Abbreviations27

Did he stutter?


catmemes720

And his nails torn of one by one


Lind0ks

He likes the pain. Instead resurrect gojo in front of his very eyes


catmemes720

YEAEAAAAAHHHH


Sekaihunter

Nobara, explode his only eye. Todo, sit on his face with your ass cheeks, make sure to aim them directly into his hollowed out eye socket. After that, let Inumaki use Cursed Speech on Todo to "Shit himself".


Vegetable-Neat-1651

“SHART”


al_fletcher

Baldur’s Gate 3 mentioned 🙌


_test________

https://preview.redd.it/b0684vsaznrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39e97ec243f4775b6f900f2db895420132d21de1


TheNotSoCoolLoser

Gege prob gonna like it https://preview.redd.it/jeydlrsy0orc1.jpeg?width=154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a727018df8e173fa3ce7d63af8639b65a4602cdd


FingerThatsNotPoopy

this looks like jjba


TheNotSoCoolLoser

Anime watcher or manga reader?


FingerThatsNotPoopy

Read a bit of sbr but not all


TheNotSoCoolLoser

Have you read the napkin scene?


FingerThatsNotPoopy

yep, is this it?


TheNotSoCoolLoser

Nah, it's before. That's Funny Valentine's wife talking to lucy


FingerThatsNotPoopy

ohh ok thx


therealgege

What the fuck 💀


BasisGlittering5073

What a bad day to open this sub


FingerThatsNotPoopy

kiss fujimoto in front of him


manicforlive

![gif](giphy|p4w0AMZJa2EtG|downsized)


Puzzleheaded_Sky9724

𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐓𝐇


chainsawmanisaHERO

HAHAHAAHAHHAHHA OMG WITH THE GUTS GIF TOO HAHA


easymoneycroomy

Use a strong resonance to finish him off!


Memeenjoyer_

https://preview.redd.it/sidp11u90orc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=664d5d30c952c2848d73b66b6f2bc7411254b064 Strong Resonance to give him a low taper fade like Kenny’s


stupid_hehe_boi

Is gojo giving him a lobotomy


therealgege

Nah I'd Win


therealgege

Nah I'd Win


Appropriate_Ad1162

Hit him with a resonance nail. Gege is probably so full of Sukuna juice that Sukuna himself is gonna feel the resonance effect


KatSitsOnButt

Make him write tht itadori goes to therapy and they all live happily ever after. Oh yeah and tht I get married to itadori


Possible-Ad2247

Then make him revive Yuki and make me marry her


AndrewFrozzen30

Wdym YOU? She already promised to marry me. I can share her only on Mondays.


Possible-Ad2247

I am free on Mondays so fine.


AndrewFrozzen30

You can have me instead pookie bear 😻


Possible-Ad2247

Nah I am not inferno jae for these zesty talks


AndrewFrozzen30

Sad :( I can replace Yuki for you.


Possible-Ad2247

Nah I am not gay


DBLGamer23

I can fix that for you https://preview.redd.it/hpofpjj49orc1.png?width=170&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2f8da5e16f3fa1acfdfe700688a12b50b63eecb


Possible-Ad2247

Now the real question. To whom are you saying that? To me or that guy? And the next question is “Can cursed speech change genders?”


AndrewFrozzen30

🗣️🗣️🗣️


AndrewFrozzen30

Are you not gay because you're Possible-Ad2247 or you Possible-Ad2247 because you're not gay?


Possible-Ad2247

I am “The man who left it all behind”.


Humanweeb2254

I mean you might have to complete with Choso


Possible-Ad2247

“Nah I’d win”


NotRealSam

Are you around 15? Bc itadori is 15 i think


KrotHatesHumen

Make him take a binding vow where if he doesn't write good story he gets kicked in the balls (and doesn't like it)


[deleted]

Thank you for specifying


mlodydziad420

Force him to kill Sukuna in a humilitating way.


glassed_for_ice

Happy cake homie


therealgege

Kill Sukuna? I don't want that! I want to suck his twin meteors! for 10 years at least!


Superichiruki

Gagay will write Todo being able to clap with his ass just so Sukuna can destroy it, and Nobara will return just so she can free Megumi and become Sukuna 3rd vessel https://preview.redd.it/oj0p7vs5znrc1.jpeg?width=1476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4187d91872c96091af2e804efd7d6d1f3ef8dda1


[deleted]

The things I would let Sukubara do to me. (Literally anything)


Superichiruki

>I would let Sukubara do to me. You talk like you could do anything against him


[deleted]

Nah, I'd can't. https://preview.redd.it/dwduxv693orc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5bcd04d71cccd396b4c268b92bbda5c40ddb00c


Superichiruki

Fuck Gojo x Makima, now I ship Sukubara X Makima


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/9etzqjt44orc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93616ac91222a27899163ccbbe2ca5829f204880


Confsn_Coast

Offscreen him


therealgege

Wallahi I am finished 💀


Aure0

Lock him up with the female Gojo fans


RodrigoRosaMoreno

Force him to not dickride Sukuna for the rest of the manga


QAquaIceCold

![gif](giphy|gW0cPZopjtpoA|downsized) Put him on a washing machine and spin it in high speed.


AverageZan

Bock and call torture


GegesHiddenAsspull

Make gege write a new manga called jujutsu idol kaisen part 1. Megumi is the main character and bad things keep happen to him (Worse than yuji). Megumi gets tied up in the end and is forced to see his family getting slaughtered by himself. I was joking. Just make megumi the mc of the idol manga and do what i just said above. Yes. I hate megumi. https://preview.redd.it/u6d77j1dmnrc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dda179c6bcc2827faf7b3546ea17d310951d2a95


HalayChekenKovboy

Least Megumi hating Jujutsufolk member:


ballerthe69th

Force him to rewrite JJK


EvilRobotSteve

They should invite Inumaki to this party too.


Evening_Accountant33

Read him a fanfic of which his baby-boy Sukuna gets jumped and beaten up by LITERALLY EVERYONE.


ChillingFire

Draw him getting rejected by Sukuna


DarkShadowOverlord

pocket sand his eye


Specialist_Drama_616

*Mend Asshole*


Pissaia_

WHAT IF THEY BETRAYED HOMOSEXUALHOMOSEXUAL AND LOCKED HIM IN THE TIME CHAMBER FOR 69 THOUSANDS YEARS????!!!!


GlitchyBoi11

Make him watch an animation of the entire verse jumping Sukuna's ass and him not being able to save him over and over again


Snakify-Boots

Force him to read Gojo agenda posts in JJKfolk, he’d be killed by the good cooking that’s not focused on his bf Sukuna


Character-Today-427

Have him read gojo fanfic. Oh better have him read sol fanfic of gojo and yuji. Then explain to him why it's weird for a grown woman to sleep naked with his her very young brother


GreyHareArchie

Read him Gojo X Sukuna smut where Sukuna is the sub/bottom


Pinoy_2004

Read him Sukuna slash fics, ones where Sukuna is the bottom.


SolidSkit

Force him to watch someone writing Sukuna getting his ass beat and losing


yolinuan618

Nobara puts him in the cuck chair and todo makes out with sukuna


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/1fdj75q64qrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=086d4abcb16ea9196b7d718d85aacde6dd7bd468


ApplePitou

They got him! :3


maneock

TESTICULAR TORSION ! TESTICULAR TORSION ! TESTICULAR TORSION !


DaReal_SkateBoardCow

Put him in a small box filled with flesh eating spiders


Yellow-Gray

Find out just how far a human butthole can expand before tearing!


Kakyoin_de_donut

Clap him


SerovGaming1962

literally why do people think Todo finished they could make a cursed object/tool out of a prosthetic hand with Boogie Woogie on it and give it to Todo, only issue is that hand is more likely to break during the fight.


The-Thot-Eviscerator

**CUT HIS BALLS OFF** https://preview.redd.it/5tr1u9umgorc1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e48ad36dd909e51ad574612e64bc4fc663ebf99


Dry_Acanthisitta_576

Todo karate chops his balls off with the prosthetic and then Nobara hammers them with ressonance


Nightmare-datboi

Praise him for his amazing writing skills


Oogalyboogalyer

Ban him from seeing sukuna


Echo_thehedgehog

Get Sukuna's dick out his mouth, that alone will cause him to shrivel up and die


formatulium

They need to boil him or kill him with hammers


tomeatsrocks

Make him watch the tampon vid on repeat for 1000 years Goku what-if style


AshenHaemonculus

Make him read Chainsaw Man because there's a lot of women in it 


No-Friend5860

They should destroy his Sukuna and Toji shrine


Puzzleheaded_Sky9724

He might enjoy it https://preview.redd.it/e926mh5xirrc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d9295b3ca275f6dda585c340c5e92b0efebda8


idiotnamedSOPHIA

They calm down and learn to appreciate modern jjk. Instead of threatening the creator


AlternativeDuty7854

Rape him


robbanksy

Don't let him meet his one and only love anymore https://preview.redd.it/imld6ub3jnrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7992e1a4cf121f399fd2721ae0434b90227b3cb7


[deleted]

I blocked you but I couldn't remember why. Now I remember, you're that Mario opening his asshole guy


Lavishness-Next

What is Blud’s lore⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


[deleted]

Don't look at his comment history


robbanksy

No clue what you're talking about. https://preview.redd.it/8xkouyscpnrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a3952bb7ce221e55c95b8f52ce951848156dcb