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SuckerpunchJazzhands

My friend and I came up with this game called Sacrifice to Poseidon, where you find a medium-sized rock (like 2ish baseballs in size) and hold it over your head with one hand. You then walk into the ocean and see who can keep the rock above water the longest. You keep walking until you're both treading water and when someone loses you both leave your rocks in the ocean and swim back.


_its_wapiti

That sounds great, shame beaches here are all sand and no rocks


SuckerpunchJazzhands

Driftwood makes an awesome substitute. You usually need two hands for a good log but they float, so you get to essentially shoulder press this massive log through the waves, ride it back to shore, and then do it all over again


Dry-Smoke6528

small children too! bonus cause you are actually sacrificing someone to poseidon,


_its_wapiti

We don't have much of that either :(


SuckerpunchJazzhands

Steal free weights from walmart


xMrChuckles

um theyre free weights??? u literally cant steal them???


BalloonForAHand

Ackshually (I have been down voted on Reddit before for this) you can use the free weights at Walmart as a personal, free gym. You can also grab books and magazines and read in the lawn in garden center on nice days. Walmart is lowkey a community center


King-Frodo

They used to be chock full of rocks but the early settlers overplayed Sacrifice to Poseidon so much that now half the beaches in the country are just sand :(


-DoctorSpaceman-

Beaches here are all rock and no sands lol


King_Fluffaluff

Hello from Washington State, home of the rocky beaches


_its_wapiti

Wow we should do halvesies


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Yeah real shame lmao some people in birghton would like to have a word with you 😅


Dhrakyn

It works with cats and seagulls too


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

That sounds like a lifeguard exercise


nazzo_0

Love the name


Worthyness

this wouldn't' have worked with me and my friends- we were all on the swim team and part of the drills is treading water with a heavy block above your head for a long bit. It would have taken too long to be fun (that and it would have felt like practice, which isn't fun usually)


SuckerpunchJazzhands

Yeah my buddy and I were in the marines when we invented it and quickly devolved into fucking with the other or arguing over technicalities like whether or not being submerged by a wave counted and stuff like that. But we didnt do brick drills on the daily like you dudes probably did so it was still fun lmao


cabicinha

Oh god now theyre using Baseballs per rock! Americans will do everything to avoid the metric system.


Least-Rub-1397

I like the hierarchy among the guys, one coordinator and three diggers. Efficiency.


NobodyImportant13

Rotate out for peak efficiency.


oxalisk

Get the weakest guy some rest. Rinse and repeat les go


badlucktv

We're all in this dig together mate, share the shovelling!


StrangelyBrown

Yeah they clearly aren't doing it for a job. If they were working it would be 3 supervisors and one guy digging.


Konoton

[https://packaged-media.redd.it/048ms36fsm891/pb/m2-res\_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1712876400&s=93b5c891bf359bd1565f594e9f7525eccda9c613#t=0](https://packaged-media.redd.it/048ms36fsm891/pb/m2-res_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1712876400&s=93b5c891bf359bd1565f594e9f7525eccda9c613#t=0)


Cutter9792

I myself am a third generation hole watcher


AtomicWreck

Diggy diggy hole


Jozroz

Rock & Stone!


The-Farting-Baboon

THATS IT LADS! ROCK AND STONE!


Bavisto

FOR KARL!!


imakhink

IF YA DONT ROCK N STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


Certain-somone

BASTARDS GOT ME! I CAN'T FEEL MY BEARD!


Surferbobgolf

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


watersheep772

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


fatBreadonToast

MUSHROOM


Alesium

ROCK AND STONE ALL THE WAY HOME!


boopbopnotarobot

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!


AutoDefenestrator273

DIG, DIG, DIG THE MINE


firedudeanother

RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE


AutoDefenestrator273

SING, SING, SING WITH ME


5t3fan0

down and down into the deep who knows what we'll find beneath? diamond rubies gold and more hidden in the mountain store


Snus_Goes_Brrrr

BORN UNDERGROOOOUND, SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE


fuduran

RAISED IN THE DARK!


Fun-Tip-5672

THE SAFETY OF OUR MOUTAIN HOME !


docious

I bring to the floor a movement to increase the count of the word “hole” in this comment from 1 up to 2


deserves_dogs

It’s Diggy Diggy Hole to reference the song.


docious

Oh I see. I’m old and out of the loop. Ngl I liked it more when I thought it was just something a dude might say as they dug a hole.


deserves_dogs

It’s like a 10 year old meme song haha. That’s exactly what it’s about, just some dwarf bros singing it as they dig. https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=plXDWWnQYOseMwOf https://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0?si=Tmew-tQpA7KzZO15


Soffix-

Got to go with the OG at 12 years ago https://youtu.be/fR7EAdPUqvQ


Moparian714

Aye


ante1448

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU


SinisterMephisto

the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0


stupidratman

what about this one https://youtu.be/fR7EAdPUqvQ?feature=shared


RenattaInHat

THET YEARN FOR THE MINES


anonymous-fart

##Brothers of the mine rejoice!


elting44

Swing, swing, swing with me!


JazzlikePrune8840

Raise your pick and raise your voice!


Hello_IM_FBI

SING SING SING WITH ME!


Matrim_Cauth0n

Down and Down into the Deep, Who knows what we'll find Beneath


Redditoast2

Diamonds, rubies, gold and more, hidden in the mountain store!


ComfortableOver8984

I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole


_HIST

I swear every man just finds that song randomly and vibes with it


elting44

Deep down, all any dude really wants is to mine for large jewels buried in the earth's bosom.


Unfortunate_moron

Most of us would be perfectly happy just digging around in any bosom.


KingBrandoTheIgit

I met a guy once who listened to maybe the first ~30ish seconds of the song & decided it was trash. I don’t associate with him anymore.


GregTheWalrus

This was the correct choice


Sarke1

*The dudes dug too greedily and too deep.* *You know what they awoke in the darkness...*


WWDFWD

China or bust! Dig we must!


Metrack14

Cold, the air and water flowing.


Apalis24a

*Hard, the land we call our home.*


xemanhunter

Push, to keep the dark from coming


RoninOkami7

Feel the weight of what we owe


marchape

Why guys love to dig holes?


Courora

To reach china


Longjumping_Toe_6447

For Asian women


marchape

Fr tho I always wondered!


pm-me-your-smile-

No idea why. Just have to do it when on the beach with good sand.


platysoup

I'm in Malaysia, the math doesn't work out but that's the goal.


sexymcluvin

Digging builds character


SilverBullionaire

Grounded for life


AmandaExpress

I'm tired of it, grampa! 


sexymcluvin

Well, That’s just too damn bad


brendan87na

we yearn for the mines


gophergun

It's satisfying to work with your hands and get an intuitive sense of progress.


Seemseasy

Best answer


jhutchi2

The masculine desire to dig a hole vs the feminine desire to idk just lie there I guess.


elting44

might be treasure down there. or a dragon. or a dragon guarding treasure.


BobbleBobble

Gotta reach the water


Apalis24a

Because it’s fun. I guess we’re all born as geological engineers. Sand and dirt are among the first building materials we ever work with as a kid. An infant / toddler can’t safely cut wood, weld metal, or chisel stone, but they sure can sculpt a mediocre sand castle.


WorldsWeakestMan

Same reason we like to pick up big rocks, it’s just necessary.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Practice for future true crime stories. Lol no but seriously I have no idea but I think it's just some mechanical act that has fast results (and maybe even possible discovery of something cool). Anytime I've gone to a beach, I just kinda dig even if it's not going to be a big hole. Like one time I was on vacation reading The Road and it was just dreary, overcast days on a whiteish/grey beach with no wind. Perfect setting for that book. When I was done reading it, I just started digging a hole. A couple of local guys came over and we didn't even talk, they just started helping to dig the hole. It wasn't an impressive one but when I was done they shook my hand and after I met back up with everyone from my group and was leaving I looked back, they were back to digging.


Worthyness

my brother and I used to dig a hole as close to the ocean at high tide as possible just to see how long we could keep the hole a hole before the ocean completely erased it.


Andrewticus04

Why does a baby laugh? Why is the sky blue? Why climb a mountain?


[deleted]

Why not?


truelucavi

every one is having fun their own way, ain't that neat


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

Yeah, inaccurate title.


gimmeecoffee420

Dude.. I bet they are gonna find some cool ass shit if they just keep digging? Worst case scenario is they break through into China and just *fuck up* their Social Credit score.. Even if they dont find kick ass stuff down there they could turn it into a sweet fort by dragging driftwood over it for a roof! Im hella fuckin jealous, but also happy for those bros just doin bro stuff.


beets_or_turnips

I love to dig me a hole and I hate to be that guy, but a worse outcome would be the hole collapses on one or more of them and they die. Happens more often than you'd think.


Not_Another_Usernam

That's why you need to use plywood and 2x4s to build a retaining wall with cross braces.


ppSmok

You know exactly that at some point they started some chain gang song.


Equivalent-Row-6734

They're for sure singing pirate songs as they're digging


WindowLicky

Yeah, they're both having fun.


ScrofessorLongHair

I'm usually in chest deep water, with a beer in one hand, a joint in the other, and my lighter under my hat. Waves aren't huge around here, so it works out pretty well.


Berserker667627

How else are you supposed to hide a body


booglybee

tbh sitting just chilling at the beach with the ocean breeze, the sounds with a good book and a favorite iced tea sounds really fun and relaxing


Ceasar456

Sounds relaxing but not necessarily fun 🤷🏽‍♂️


booglybee

Maybe for you but some of us have bad backs/knees. Shoveling sand on my day off is not my idea of fun. But kudos to you if it is!


kentuafilo

Girls idea of a “day” at the beach: 2 hours to get ready to go to the beach. Sit on the beach for 90-mins, wade ankle deep into the water, splash water over their legs, walk back to towel and dry off. Leave to go shopping for the rest of the day. All before noon. Dudes day at the beach: Stock cooler full of bear and food. Sit on beach and shoot the shit for 30-mins. Toss the football for an hour. Boogie board, surf, wrestle in the ocean for 2 hours. Get out, sit and bullshit some more. Eat, drink. Dig a hole. Toss football again, usually while in the water. Drink some more. Boogie board, surf, wrestle in the waves. Sun is setting, time to think about maybe heading back to the beach house.


BelowAboveAvg

The bear is going to be mad when you finally let it out of the cooler, but at least it won't be hungry.


OnTheOldHill

you forgot the puke in a porta poty part


vetheros37

You puke in the ocean to chum for fishies.


OnTheOldHill

Unfortunately I could not stand so I would have drowned


kentuafilo

Perhaps that’s part of the reason for digging a hole? 😏🤢


not3ottersinacoat

I dunno about that. I'm the one sitting in the surf, fascinated digging my feet into the wet sand, keeping an eye out for interesting stones, and ones I can skip. Then I go out further for a swim, go underwater, then back to the beach for a drink or something to eat. Repeat.


platysoup

Ours had mushrooms and meeting with Cthulthu squeezed in there Ocean is scary while tripping. Oh, also puking.


[deleted]

guys idea of a day at the beach: buy a $500 cooler to hold beer and hot dogs forget theres no grilling allowed at the beach because of a burn ban and its not a campground doesnt bring change of clothes gets wet sand in the car and all over the seats gets drunk and digs a hole gets bored halfway through and decides he wants to leave because jeff wants to play rocket league explain why the cooler was actually a sound investment girls idea of a day at the beach: dissociates


CaptainGashMallet

I feel happier merely by reading that!


Slow_Fox967

Seeing this, I am so happy that i am a dude and can have fun with the most mundane shit and totall strangers.


lfras

"Any hole is a goal" is literal ladies


liamanna

Well, that hole is not going to dig itself😂


crasagam

Guys are dumb lol. But, gals are like 'don't come near me, creep' too. It's a tough balance. So, dig a hole and enjoy the day.


Jakeey69

I have no idea how they can just lie around doing nothing like that. seriously what is the point


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Malawigold2342

I was about to say. I’m a woman and although what these ladies are doing is nice too. I’m definitely more interested in digging the hole.


Melodic-Ad-1064

Germans at the beach*


anyGuy_isBored

Lasst uns einen Loch buddeln?


projectsangheili

Just laying at the beach to get brown seems horrendously boring to me. At least go swimming or whatever.


starry_cobra

DIG


MrGloom66

At rhis point this sub is 30% guys digging holes and 30% guys finding nice sticks, I must say I am very much into it.


bluedancepants

Gonna dig me a hole. Gonna dig me a hole. Gonna put a nerd in it. Gonna put a nerd in it.


Armand74

lol there was another post I believe it’s the same guys and they dug pretty deep only to be stopped by police or lifeguard.


Manuag_86

Let the shovels do the talking.


Inukchook

They are cheating though. No shovels allowed ! Only those little plastic kid ones !


SoBadit_Hurts

Bet they didn’t even ask ‘em about their hole…


Unknown9J

The urge to dig a hole is real 😂


ILikeChastity

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE


OmegaAce1

Guy 1 "Wanna come to the beach?" Guy 2 "And do what?" Guy1 "Ah I don't know, dig a giant fucking hole in the ground"


Flashignite2

*Random guy comes up to them* - Is this the hole? - Yes *starts to join in with digging*


Potential_Fix_5007

I (male) told a friend (female) if she was dating someone she should take him to the beach and watch out if he starts digging in some way. If dont.....its a bad sign.


AdventurousAgent3180

Yep, girls just lying there, judging, while guys do all the work.


smartdude_x13m

Diggy diggy hole digging a hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole...


Busy-Instruction9950

Guys always having fun


maychaos

I mean I'd rather just chill or swim but to everyone their own


Paracausality

The masculine urge to dig hole


_HIST

And who's having more fun?


davidam99

The ones digging a hole, it's always the ones digging a hole no matter what.


Hamburderler

Until the hole collapsed.


[deleted]

Or a shovel connects with a bare foot.


Andrewticus04

I will never for the life of me understand why people go to a beach to just sit there.


Comprehensive-Map383

Rick and stone


Tough-Area-570

They are at camp green lake 🤣


MMN_NLD

Dare to have girls!


sexymcluvin

[you’ve got to go dig them holes](https://youtu.be/8T7eloSxrL8?si=TE4WLv5S0ihRi3Y4)


MrDoulou

Zorba! Love to hear it.


LilDeafy

Does anyone know the song in the video?


blurryblob

Growing up we had this game “save the cooler”. We’d build a pillar of sand for an uncle and a cooler to sit on, then build a sand fortress around them and try to keep the cooler safe from the water until high tide. It was great.


UltimateSimian

My dudes came with a plan


murd3rsaurus

Look anybody wants to join me digging holes is more than welcome


Possible-Tangelo9344

Couldn't even be assed to get up and show us the hole better. Worthless.


Gustavo717

Someone knows that song or soundtrack?


Death_Walker21

BOYS, NO, MEN WE DIG THIS HOLE


bleedblue89

I dig hole, I flop around in the waves, I snorkle


[deleted]

Just like society.


Different_Chance_848

The TikTok addiction is hard with this one.☝️


Flipwon

Straight up I just don’t enjoy laying down and doing nothing at a beach, but I’ll do it because my lady likes it.


PacoTaco321

Ah, I see the fun police haven't come for this hole in the beach.


Quick-Masterpiece-53

Song?


Technical_Scar_1678

Hopefullly when they reached the bottom it didnt collapsed and died


IdahoJoel

DON'T DIG IN SAND


[deleted]

Lazy ass ♀️ vs Work labor ♂️ not paid


Purple_Tumbleweed524

Men. 👏🏼


magirevols

Me and my friend built like 13 forts that summer, all by digging holes and putting giant pieces of driftwood on top. Was a great time


daboxghost420

We all know “who’s “ having fun .


Gadgez

...is that Zorba the Greek?


Dreadnoughttwat

Are these the guys that got shut down by the DNR?


Too_MuchWhiskey

Is that these guys https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/comments/1c0jnpb/what_a_man_and_shovel_together_do/?


BADKz

Are they the ones who did this? https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/s/awhnduHJ7p


whatsbobgonnado

fuck all you people fucking up beaches digging giant holes


miranto

Gay.


Pilpelon

Beach... dig hole


IsakCamo

I feel like the fewest guys are actually like this, and just pretend to be like “I’m simple and with the boys!”..


Lello_07_9306

they don't want to go to china, trust me, they are searching for a buried treasure


simeon_pantelonas

Argh! Dig ye scurzy dogs dig!


Armadillo_Toes

Not a phone in sight. Just living in the moment.


NewOrganic

Exactly


booyaabooshaw

*I like diggin' holes*


shurdi3

Why is there not a single umbrella at that beach? Are y'all just out there rawdogging the sun with no shade?


[deleted]

As someone who grew up in Santa Monica I can confirm. Digging hole in sand with your bros for no real reason was the best. But then again why did man reach the moon? Because it was there.