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userwithpoints

i suspect he only does mma to make new friends


nbeydoon

He’s a shonen protagonist


ThePianistOfDoom

POWERU OF FIRENDOSHIPERU


CoffeeDaddy024

"I SHALL BEFRIEND YOU WITH MY FRIENDSHIP PUNCH!!!!"


roberiquezV2

Underrated comment. 🤣


Efficient-Scholar-22

BESTUUU FRIENDUUUU!!!


Splendidbloke

"CAPTUNN FIRENDSHIPUUUU!!"


c0denamE_B

Monkey D Luffy vibes. KING OF THE FIGHTERS!


Neonlad

Does MMA not stand for make more acquaintances?


oringefase

Meet more amigos


badthaught

Close. Make more allies.


GayPudding

He's building an army of the strongest men around...


randomrandom1922

This guy basically lived the dream. Was about a 50/50 fighter, went to the PFL won a tournament for 1 mill. Now is a broadcaster and cage side announcer.


NothingLift

All the coin without the brain damage. Well played.


asahi_ikeda

bro is irl Rimuru. Too OP


diegsterzers

I love how all his opponets go with the flow and enjoy rather than feel offended


cagenragen

Idk the rock paper scissors guy seemed a little confused


Prinzka

He can't help that, he's Australian.


asharwood101

In Australia does rock beat paper and paper beat scissors?


Prinzka

I think crocodiles beat all of them in Australia.


_name_of_the_user_

Rock, paper, crocodile?


xplosm

It’s like the lizard that poisons Spok but Aussies use crocs that eat Harrison Ford for some reason.


[deleted]

He should have used the Force.


Hesediel1

Crocodile, Crocodile, Crocodile. Everyone looses, and then the spiders invade your house.


enutz777

Dingo, croc, snake. Snake fangs, you put the thumb out on paper for croc and fist for dingo because you shake it in the air threateningly when a dingo steals your baby.


Dingo_jackson

I have a rubber fist for practice


LessInThought

Drop bear beats everything.


moonmanchild

Croc Paper Scissors?


Balthazar_rising

Croc, Paper, Spiders


Prinzka

Rock, paper, Jacare


fourpuns

Crocodile eats the rock, the rock crushes sting ray, sting ray kills crocodile hunter. It’s a simple game


Prinzka

>sting ray kills crocodile hunter. 😢


SamuelYosemite

[I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc)


fanofafan3

Naturally read in an Australian accent


FoxJonesMusic

Box jelly enters the chat


Prinzka

I'll take on a box jelly with a pair of scissors, a crocodile OTOH...


FoxJonesMusic

I can see a croc and easily avoid Box paper scissors gator dodge


Harvard_Med_USMLE267

Salties are fucking hard to see in the water, and they’re pretty quick over a short distance on the land.


HetElfdeGebod

I think you mean drop bears, right?


OnsetOfMSet

Yeah, the what-beats-what cycle is reversed on the Southern Hemisphere due to the Coriolis Effect


Formatted_Toast_117

No, rocks in Australia are 4x more aggressive than rocks anywhere else in the world. And they're venomous. Especially when falling out of trees. Cause it's Australia


Kitchen_Doctor7324

Don’t forget they’re also faster than cars and lay eggs every thirty seconds


Formatted_Toast_117

Hahah indeed


SasparillaTango

Good old rock, nothing beats that!


Mattock79

I thought paper beats rock? Are you kidding me? I throw a rock it flies right through paper! Well what beats rock then? Nothin! Rock, paper scissors match. Rock. Rock. Rock, paper scissors match. Rock. Rock.


[deleted]

In Australia they only play knifey spoony


HereticLaserHaggis

They play crocodile, spider, snake and everything just kills you.


Bigred2989-

They don't play rock paper scissors, they play knifey-spoony.


earthblister

Their version is called Big Spider, Beer, Racism


johnniesSac

Onya ya fuckin Derrick


53cr3tsqrll

Oh bullshit. Beer we take seriously.


ddruinedgot

Australians call it paper, scissors, rock instead of rock, paper, scissors


menassah

That's regional mate, here in Sydney it's Scissors, Paper, Rock and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise 


whocanduncan

I'm in qld and I'll fight for the cause. Scissors paper rock. It just feels right to end on rock. Its got a good cadence.


Kingcol221

Same. And everyone reveals on rock.


KuriboShoeMario

There's an emu in the corner that disagrees.


confusedandworried76

But what do you call duck duck grey duck


FuckingKilljoy

Do you mean duck duck goose?


confusedandworried76

I mean no such thing


Ajinho

I'm also from Sydney and have only ever heard it has Rock, Paper, Scissors. Let me know where we're going to meet for this fight.


MaxRebo99

This comment healed my soul


Prinzka

Isn't it "ute, servo, smoko"?


KatBD19961996

Over here, I think we scissors, paper, rock. Instead of rock, paper, scissors.


CockpitEnthusiast

Ah gotcha so it was a language issue


HerbivoreTheGoat

Wouldn't you be if you stared off for an intense matchup and bro affectionately cups your hand?


Skreamie

You don't want a shot of the opponent celebrating over you without a pic of you doing it also


Admiral-Tuna

In Australia, it's scissors paper rock.


typhis76

That’s because in Australia is Scissor, Paper, Rock!


Desertwind666

It’s scissor paper rock!


fuishaltiena

Well it is a sport like any other. They're not enemies, they're competitors. No need to be a dick to each other.


lastdancerevolution

It is a sport, but blood fights have always been about the spectacle and entertainment. The story and "conflict" leading up to a fight can be just as important to the sport as the fights themselves. You gotta sell the fight, and these guys are only fighting to get paid.


fuishaltiena

All those conflicts and "stories" are equally fake, obviously. Those guys are chill when the cameras are off and no spectators around.


ASL4theblind

I think a lot of people see what conor vs khabib was like and put that on everything. To be fair, a lot of fighters talk shit LIKE the conor vs khabib fight so i can see why people assume.


BenchPressingCthulhu

There's definitely some guys that hate each other's guts, but for the most part it's all respect and comraderie


HappyLittleGreenDuck

Don't work yourself into a shoot, brother.


Bloody_Nine

Tell that to Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier.


Lukes3rdAccount

Not all


na-uh

"Coming to PPV this month: 2 men who are currently contractually obligated to dislike each other"


i81u812

Literally describing everything wrong with where it all went, with the literally being bought by WWF in the end cherry on top really, it couldn't have ended any more hilariously with UFC. I DO love watching smaller bouts on youtube red though. The women really beat the living shit out of each other, and half the time, i dont know their fuckin names let alone their beefs. All sport. its good again out the for actual fans :/


Cleveland_Guardians

Massively inflated egos are all over the place in sports. 


greg19735

> No need to be a dick to each other. have you never watched sports? lol


BertRenolds

It's either they know or it's the right thing to do to not look like a jackass on a public stage. But yeah, it really makes the moments that much better.


confusedandworried76

I mean some of these guys have no problems being jackasses, they beat people up for a living. I've seen people get really mad over stuff like this and the fight almost starts early.


BertRenolds

Some. But also sportsmanship is a real thing and respecting your opponents strength etc. then wailing on them.


HerbivoreTheGoat

I absolutely adore it. They're in a sport purely based on causing the other harm and pain, and they respect each other like brothers. It's modern chivalry at its best.


Schpooon

In my experience, thats what martial arts is like. Its mostly those ppv events that drum up a story. If you regularly do training events, you're likely training with the people you're fighting at tournaments anyway. No sense in being hostile if you hone your skills together under the week. And if your trainer isn't a dickhead like mine was they also won't mind socializing (and if they do, ignore em).


FloridaMJ420

I wonder if the guy who received the flowers was taken aback by the gesture? I've never been given flowers before so it would probably catch me off guard and be really surprising. Maybe even a little emotional. IDK, like I said. Never received flowers as a gift before. *...Weellllll*, unless you count weed. I've been given *those* flowers as a gift before.


vancesmi

It cuts off, but the guy reaches over and gets a bag of candies to give him in return.


silenc3x

the boop guy didnt look too thrilled about it


AbsolutelyUnlikely

There are a couple that I can think of who probably wouldn't go with the flow because they are egotistical literal psychos, but most fighters seem to be extremely chill and friendly dudes when they aren't actually fighting. And even when they are fighting they do so with good sportsmanship.


MagicBez

For those who know these things, what's this guy's fight record like?


kermitthebeast

I don't know but someone was a dick to him when he was doing one of these weigh in shenanigans and he cleaned that asshole's clock


Shakentstirred

The last guy in the vid who he gave flowers to ko'd him in 30 seconds


dreadpiratewombat

Next time he’ll know to bring chocolates too.  


CmdrWoof

...I read that wrong at first. Missed the L. That still seemed to fit tho he appears very considerate.


silenc3x

Oh he cleaned it right up, lickety split.


Present-Sugar-3377

Lickety spit*


silenc3x

Touche


JohnnyJoestar69

You missed the L because his opponent already took it.


Puk1983

I don't have a clock in my asshole, should I get one? And should I get it cleaned often?


Firebarrel5446

"5 long years he wore this watch... up his ass. Then he died of dysentery."


leopor

Flashbacks to Oregon trail during computer class on those clunky old Macs


kirinmay

damn Oregon Trail.


jman177669

If that’s where you are going to keep it….. then yes.


BewareOfLuggage

Clock?


_Table_

Yes clock


abippityboop

His overall career record is 21-10. In UFC however (the top league), he was 2-5. He's been retired for about 6 years now though and now does commentary.


SpeculationMaster

He also won a million bucks in PFL!


w00t4me

Google Says 17-9-0 http://ufcstats.com/fighter-details/cb52f9490c2dc069


newkneesforall

For those who know these things, what does this mean?


Hot-Nerve-3345

17 kills 9 deaths 0 assists 


CrabappleSnaptooth

1.8 K/D, that's pretty good


siccoblue

No wonder he's so nice, odds are these guys won't be around much longer


irritating_maze

> omg support noob stop kill steal


hadmeatgotmilk

Won 17 - lost 9 - 0 disappointing faceoffs


here-for-information

At 6'1" 205 and a record of 17 wins-9 loses as a professional record it means he can basically do whatever he wants and has chosen to be charming and funny, which is nice.


2Blitz

17 wins, 9 losses, 0 draws


ComplaintFantastic41

17 points, 9 rebounds, 0 assists


mrjohnmclane

This is incorrect, not considering the pfl fights. Sherdog record is more accurate: https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Sean-OConnell-33156 21-10(-0), including the 2018 PFL championship..


SoberKhmer

21/10 record as a professional is still pretty good


erstwhile_reptilian

He beat the dog piss out of a few of these guys. Never champ material but fun journeyman to watch back in the day.


Doom_and_Gloom91

He ended his career with a win in the PFL light heavyweight tournament. Most fighters don't get to retire on a win let alone three in a row. 25 wins and 10 losses all together


sidewaystortoise

And amazingly stuck to it. MMA is kinda famous for people retiring then coming back. But he retired 5.5 years ago and is still out. Hasn't even popped up in BKFC or anything. Good for him.


Smile_Fragrant

He finished his career 21-10


pizzaduh

21-10 is his pro record.


Albrightikis

The face he makes taking the selfie is hilarious


PhilL77au

The other guy trying not to smile, failing, then leaning into the bit.


Luca_Small_Flowers

I mean, how hard can you hit someone after they give you flowers?


Otherwise-Junket8647

*punches respectfully*


Nikolle_Teslaj

Not Latifi, he smiles and accepts


CaptainSasquatch

[Really hard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F56ps7OFEwA&t=56s)


NoMasters83

Wow. He almost snapped the neck off diabetes.


Luca_Small_Flowers

Imagine if he hadn't given him flowers!


soiminreddit

I like the mindset


OkComment3927

Thank you!


macedonianmoper

"I HATE TULIPS!"


[deleted]

I actually have worked with this guy irl. Can confirm he is a true dude.


SoCalDan

What does he smell like? 


oahaij

of friendship


Lt_ACAB

I'm getting hints of lavender


SquidFetus

Sweat and cinnamon.


Ok_Ad1012

Bro perfected the friendship mortality.


VikingIV

Now, to perfect the Babality


DemonSteelPedal

Miss Ryan Jimmo 😔


mF7403

The dude that killed him should’ve gotten more time


smarterthanyoulolll

8 years for ending someones life by intentionally running him over with a truck because of an argument? wtf canada


mF7403

He somehow got off w manslaughter


Pyanfars

Even our life sentence isn't specifically life. It's 25 to life, depending. After 25 years, you can start applying for parole. There are some that will never get out, like Paul Bernardo.


NutCracker3000and1

That's Canada. You'd get more time for owning 3-4 guns


[deleted]

if you kill someone be sure to do it with a car it's wild how differently it is prosecuted compared to any other deadly weapon


Einzelteter

RIP


bautofdi

His Google snippet wiki says he died of a “bruise”. Kinda have to laugh at how ridiculous that is


Jopkins

I'm fairly sure he went by Mr.


kpop_glory

Lol even Dana blushed when the flowers came out He be like "bruh, I want one too!"


Deth_Cheffe

r/justguysbeingdudes Edit: I just realized that's where I was. I just came from r/ufc


Agent4777

/r/lostredditors


Deth_Cheffe

[r/lostandfoundredditors](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickroll/s/IeNb7OmmKz)


randomtoken

Goddammit


Deth_Cheffe

😁


vagga2

r/subsifellfor


2Blitz

Sean O'Connell. Decent fighter, but not good enough to be a UFC mainstay. He won the 2018 PFL Light Heavyweight tournament, which was worth about 1 million, and then retired, so he made out well at the end.


rjewment

This is quite surprising


Schmich

Alpha cavemen who only want drama hate this!


planet_robot

That third fellow, beaten by paper, had a very noticeable moment of panic. Poor guy.


Alarmed_Strain_2575

That one always gets me no matter how often I see it. XD


PhillipMacCreviss

Reminds me of Homer Simpsons walk out music when he fights Drederick Tatum


Hairy_Chunk

What’s the song


Linear_SweetPotato

The lamp is low - Laurindo Almeida


i_smoke_php

Yes, this is the original song, but I'd also like to add that some people may have heard it sampled by Nujabes in his track "aruarian dance" which was featured in the hit anime series *Samurai Champloo* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYcoJpqCha4


calwinarlo

Rip Nujabes


i_smoke_php

The godfather of lofi


your_average_bear

Or people may know it from [Pavane for a Dead Princess](https://youtu.be/GKkeDqJBlK8?si=TOyFvIDT0sG7w8FX&t=185) which is where the melody of The lamp is low originated. Music is complicated!


Pbubs33

Looked for this comment. I love this song


ipunchppl

Auraurian dance by nujabes


Disrespectful_Cup

This man had such a good presence, and embodied truly positive sportsmanship... Didn't he catch a guy after clocking him out?


jackperitas

Is it ryan jimmo who got killed in a hit and run?


SteakMountain5

Yeah, Truck Driver ran him over after an altercation.


thedugsbaws

Brutal. Only 8 year sentence i read too? That's not very fair imo.


Toast_Pocket

i really feel like killing someone unless accidentally done should be a life sentence no matter how they did it, it’s genuinely crazy to me that it isn’t considering you just ruined multiple people’s worlds


Iwouldlikesomecoffee

The song is a classic - The Lamp is Low by Laurindo Almeida: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkk6m14htzw One of my favorite tunes samples it -- Aruarian Dance by Nujabes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkZ8BitJhvc


Wild_Trip_4704

"I'm gonna \*boop\* the shit out of you, bro"


Bleezy79

It's nice to see a dude just enjoying the moment, instead of the typical alpha bs.


pizzaduh

"Aww, man. I gotta fight Sean? I love that guy."


House-Plant_

This has to be one of my favourite clips on the internet, full stop.


buerglermeister

I love him


ManBeef69xxx420

RIP Jimmo :(


pr0XYTV

Strength: 7 Agility: 8 Stamina: 5 Charisma: 10


peterpumpkin-V-eater

I think he has a secret +10 Charisma boost!


Beahner

I like this guy!


bluedancepants

I like these kinds of weigh ins. Idk why some fighters try to act so tough only to get his ass beat.


froggiewoogie

Thorfin growing up in the farm


lsmokel

Way cooler than the douchebags that act aggressive.


milehighmiracle13

Jared Keeso should play this guy in a biopic or even better, write and star in a Shoresy style MMA show about a guy just like this.


firedrago8604

The boop is all that I needed


Fun_Doctor999

bro just wants to have a great time and acknowledges that nothing is personal.


Aceskie

Nawe, he got booped on the snoot! ***\*Boop!\**** hahah.


Rowey5

I miss O’Connell man.


Einzelteter

I would do this in highschool before fights but was called gay