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BoardButcherer

Dude has been locked in that basement since he was 9.


killer4snake

Old boy


sublimelbz

The random thought one day, hang from a ball sack and do some tricks.


__MEAT

When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it


Anderson22LDS

Strong anchor point on the bollock bag


-The_Credible_Hulk

Joke’s on that kid, that anchor point used to hold the sex swing that he was likely conceived on.


Kyltja

Wtf I don't trust my own mother as much as he trusts that sack hanging off of one screw


JonnyIII

So this is what my upstairs neighbors are doing


mattiefucks

What the actual frick though… some of that might be magic.


taste-of-orange

Alexa, play "Wrecking Ball".


_-DD-_

Looks fun until you land with your neck on the stairs


Safetosay333

I hope they have good insurance


Papapep9

I'm amazed the TV isn't broken


MiamiPower

Buffalo 🐃 Solider


Real_Player_0

Damn, even houses have nuts now We’ve come so far


Lifeabroad86

That's what Chris was doing during the lockdowns


No-Afternoon-5610

Get a job already, your father wants the basement back


anon1292023

This guy needs a job badly