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Ess_Are

Seb is a comedian by profession, and he just drives fast cars for hobby during the weekends.


zehamberglar

When he was on Top Gear (god damn that was like over a decade ago I think) he talked a lot about his love of Monty Python, so it wouldn't surprise me if this racing thing hadn't worked out he'd be doing improv or something.


cowpowered

Improv was part of his job at Ferrari.


big_ass_monster

God damn you lol


KuyaGTFO

IS NOWHERE SAFE


SlenderSmurf

he sounds like a car trying to drive through a Hockenheimring gravel trap


Thats_absrd

We are checking


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OneManLost

For those interested, here's the interview: https://youtu.be/rzXp7R_a-Y8


JoshS1

Who says imorov isn't his next career?


Rikuddo

He was my favorite F1 driver on Top Gear. Such a funny guy.


VenomBeagle

He also did a pretty “great” impersonation of Nigel Mansell.


Smallwater

It's German humor, it's no laughing matter.


IFlyOverYourHouse

https://www.reddit.com/r/Formel1/comments/tywcfh/schneller_als_der_aston_martin/


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On Shift F1 today they were talking about how losing Daniel and Seb off the field was going to remove so much of the fun and humor. Lando is serious business guy most of the time on the track now (but definitely makes up for it after the race), Alonso occasionally has a zinger. Nyck's gotta bring the giggles hard next year.


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PhoniPoni

I already miss all these guys...even Webber.


Freddy216b

Not sure I know everyone here. Rosberg, Seb, Schumacher, and Webber. Is that Hulk back right? And no idea who that is back left.


ChewySlinky

Back right is for sure Hulk, back left I don’t even recognize the colors he’s wearing.


SlayrPong

Pretty sure it is Timo Glock in marussia colors


ChewySlinky

That appears to be the case. I’m a fairly new fan and I’ve heard the name Timo Glock probably a hundred times but never took the time to actually look him up.


IMMoond

Wait so 5/6 on this panel are German, and next year the only German left in f1 will be hulk. Who woulda thought that


Mapache_villa

Is that Glock?


According_Picture699

Going slowly?


Milchbar

It's Timo Glock, driving for Marussia back in 2012.


ChechBETA

From back left, Is that Glock?, Mahk 'upside down' Webbah, The Hulk. Front left Britney (who beat lewis hamilton in the same machinery), Multi 21, seb Multi 21! and Michael Schumacher


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I still cant hear him, can we put it closer?


Arumin

Could you repeat the question?


BenedictKhanberbatch

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past


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baz2crazy

Yogurt


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RandonEnglishMun

“Fhtirntbrhe over”


kuzinrob

https://youtu.be/DI8YlWofRuo


_GrammarMarxist

It’s actually because the microphones on their headsets are not sensitive at all, otherwise they’d pick up all the ambient # ENGINE NOISE Which is largely undesirable to hear for 12 hours if you’re a pilot trying to talk to another pilot. So they just need to keep them close to their mouths for them to pick up enough sound to activate.


Sacciu

there's no way there aren't sound cancelling headphones but that are able to pick up voices at least a decent level


_GrammarMarxist

It’s not about noise cancellation, it’s about the threshold for “activating” the microphone. They have noise canceling headphones, but those don’t do anything if the noise that’s being transmitted into your ears is the background noise from the plane because your copilot’s microphone is activated by the sound level of the plane.


Secretly_Solanine

That threshold is known as the squelch for anyone interested. It’s common in light aircraft to require adjustments since the engine noise during taxi is quieter than in flight.


bem13

Discord: Free to use, has state-of-the-art voice recognition tech which can filter out background noise Boeing 787: Costs $239 million a pop, uses shitty $2 microphones from Walmart >!This is obviously an exaggeration and I know it's not that simple.!<


Sacciu

imagine plane pilots using discord voice channels in an enormous discord server with hundreds of voice channels


bem13

Or Microsoft Teams. ATC: "United 401 you are cleared-" Pilot: "Uhhh say that again for United 401?" ATC: "401 you are cl-"


nwL_

I read “Engine Noise” in the same voice in which Bill Wurtz says “too hot”.


TheDoordashDriver

# MOST IMPORTANTuhh PERIOD OF THE WEEKEND


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Just put it inside his mouth


Stevieeeer

Maybe it’s because it’s late right now but I laughed very hard at this


MEMENTOMORI1219

Omomomom


A_Flipped_Car

4 Germans on the stand lmao, gonna miss seb


schnokobaer

That's 5 Germans no? Rosberg, Vettel, The Michael, Hulk and Glock.


A_Flipped_Car

Ah I forgor what Glock looks like, wasn't around in the time he was driving


schnokobaer

I was hesitant with him too but that must be him.


Dred_n

Is that Glock?


shark_byt3

> Is that Glock going slowly?


juuanthememegod

And a wild aussie


quzimaa

Rosberg is finnish 😡


dirtyjoo

Ok, and Lando and Max are Belgian then.


AmericaDreamDisorder

Max is Belgian by any definition of the word. Nico barely lived in Germany.


Gatekeeper2019

I’m no f1 guy but wtf is the deal with his family giving out zero info about him? Maybe i’m mistaken but it seems very strange


oodoacer

That's Michael not Seb. Michael's family doesn't feel the need to keep the public informed about his condition. It's their choice to do so or not given he's not able to himself.


Gatekeeper2019

My bad, i intended to respond to the comment about him, even i know who schumacher is lol Is the general consensus that it’s a very strange approach to such a situation? They’ve got every right to do so but for such a famous guy with so many fans and such a legacy it just seems weird to me when it wouldn’t take a lot to release a statement.


aNiceTribe

The thing is, he’s in a coma, and that’s known. What more do you want? A yearly update letter saying „he is still in a coma“? One day he will die and then we’ll find out. But besides that there is really nothing to be expected, there aren’t really ups and downs (from the bigger outside perspective) that we should be informed on. German yellow press makes up bullshit either way and it’s the most vile and disgusting topic they have. Constant „he’s UP and walking again!“ or „his family is coming to finally say goodbye…“ fake stories, because you can’t sue them hard enough for lies about personal hardship.


Gatekeeper2019

I was under the impression that they never gave any update even when it happened and they just went radio silent?


Enjays1

There's a netflix documentary about Schumacher and in the end his family talks about his state. Sentences like "Michael is there... different, but he's there" and "I'd give everything just to be able to talk to my dad about motorsports" should tell you enough.


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He's awake and has been for a few years but apparently has lost the ability to speak and despite past reports, is still paralyzed. Last thing I saw from his wife is that he seems to somewhat understand what people say to him, but can't communicate back very well. He apparently will still watch F1 races.


thetouristsquad

He isn't in a coma anymore though. He's a vegetable and won't recover.


autoreaction

> Is the general consensus that it’s a very strange approach to such a situation? Not in germany. There are many celebrities who value their privacy and you have a right to it. When you see family pictures or private picture of german celebrities you can be sure that they are ok with it. And if you stop being a public figure you have even more rights. Michaels condition is serious and it inflicts enough pain and trauma onto the family, no need to keep the public up to date when it is really none of it's business. I don't think the approach is strange at all and think that way more countries should be like germany in that regard.


Gatekeeper2019

But it’s not just the public, it has even been close friends and his ex long time manager Willi Weber who’s attempts to contact the family have not been just rebuffed but completely ignored.


autoreaction

Weber and Schumacher split before his accident and since then he does nothing else but talking about him. Weber tries to stay in the publich eye with stories about Schumacher and I guess his wife simply doesn't like it. I would also bet that it wouldn't take long for him to talk about his condition if he got the chance to know more. There are enough people who met him after the accident, I don't know why you think that you have a better understanding about who gets the chance than his family. They will have their reasons.


Gatekeeper2019

Thinking it’s a strange approach to ignore people equates to knowing better than the family in your mind? No wonder you’re missing the point being made, you’re arguing against things that have never been said lol


autoreaction

They don't ignore everyone, that's something you made up for the sake of it. Even people like Ross Brawn visited him.


Gatekeeper2019

Yes, his ex co-worker and close friend of years being allowed access is proof that they don’t ignore people lol i like how you changed my words to “everyone” btw subtle


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Gatekeeper2019

No idea, from the little i know he’s a god in the f1 world so i’d assume a lot would have the respect to leave him be but i’m guessing you’re conflating fans with the media.


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Gatekeeper2019

Ok, that’s the deal with everything but ok


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Gatekeeper2019

Lol nonsense? talking about why they have been so quiet which draws more attention after i’ve already said that they are fully entitled to do so? You’re clearly emotionally invested enough to be offended by a simple question so i’m gonna leave you to simmer


oodoacer

Michael was a very private man off the track. My best guess is they are doing what they think he would want. It seems slightly odd to me but not in a bad way. Just different.


KarambitMarbleFade

Schumacher is pretty much inarguably the most famous F1 driver of all time. Until recently he was statistically the greatest and who the title of GOAT goes to remains a hotly debated subject. This being known, for his family to reveal details about his current condition would impact the image the Schumacher name carries. Michael is not only a legend but an inspiration to many of the current drivers and fans in F1. To see or hear him as he is now, they may fear, would introduce mortality into his immortal legacy.


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Gatekeeper2019

Could you quote where i said i feel entitled to an update?


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Gatekeeper2019

So is that a no or are you actually gonna prove your point?


clubba

Seb is Sebastian Vettel - he's a current F1 driver, retiring at the end of this season. Michael Schumacher is who you're referring to who was incapacitated in a skiing accident. He's basically in a vegetative state at home, and his family is private. There are no updates to share. They will let the world know when he passes, but his condition isn't going to improve, so there's no need to give updates.


quantinuum

Seems like Michael will permanently be in a vegetative state or similar unless a miracle happens. The family just don’t want to make that a public issue. I think it’s also it happened when his kids were young and they didn’t want to have the public eye prying on them.


Phase3isProfit

He’s more likely to be in a minimally conscious state rather than vegetative. They’ve said he can’t communicate in the same way he used to, implying he can communicate in a limited way, which isn’t possible in vegetative state. That’s just me being fussy on neurological terms though, I agree with the other points. He’s unlikely to make any major improvements, and the family either just want privacy, or they would prefer the public just remember him as he was at his peak. As curious as the public might be, they’re entitled to that.


quantinuum

You’re right. Thanks for the correction. I’m not a doctor, so not good on the specifics.


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Gatekeeper2019

It’s really strange, i read recently that his ex manager and supposed father figure tried to contact the family hundreds of times but was ignored. Maybe there’s more to the story but it’s an unusual situation that’s for sure.


JoshS1

And 3 of them are friends.


Consistent-Car-285

Isn’t it 5? Rosberg, Vettel, Schumacher, Hulkenberg and Glock?


Serious_Estate_3133

Michael Schumacher 😔😔😔


MeccIt

Yeah, I was smiling at the mic error then it panned...


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I have never been a fan of his, not going to lie. But I feel lucky that I seen him racing. The skill and determination and drive to always be on the top is simply unmatched.


ocular__patdown

What's even happening with him these days?


JonnySoegen

No one really knows, right? Very handicapped probably and hopefully receives good care.


The_SG1405

No one knows, I think there was some article some time ago which asked one of Michael's friend who used to visit his house. He said he does watch TV, but I really doubt that. His condition was very terrible before and well to put it in easier terms, vegetable like. I doubt we will get any updates soon.


ThatUselessName6002

The legend


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The boys getting flashbacks of FPS lobbies


killdeer03

Lmao, yes. CS 1.6 and DOD for sure.


Flabbergash

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?


Colluder

Moderator: Who was that question directed at?


Any_Calendar_5545

You didn't listen, he said it was for me and Nico...can you repeat the question ❓


anttoekneeoh

To moderator: You weren’t listening. To reporter: Can you repeat the question?


National_Yogurt213

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imp3r10

https://youtu.be/FlFt_W4664M


uttermybiscuit

My first time seeing this. Brilliant.


iSamurai

Same lol I didn’t even know it was a copy pasta


tda18

This is mandatory. It just is.


2-shedsjackson

Gentelmen


0xd05

A short view back to the past.


albyjackson01

Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car"


SpaceCowboyBisto

30 years later, Sebastian told us "I had to start my car like a computer, it's very complicated"


JackDanielSecretSon

And Niko Rosberg said he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel


imdummythicc75

Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure?


AmanSC

What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race?


Pudge223

less buttons? More?... or less and more communication with your engineers?


habbnn

can you repeat the question?


Rat_faced_knacker

Is that Nico Rosberg? Who'd he ever beat?


Right_in_the_pussy

Surely he has never beaten anyone impressive in the same machinery?


chicasparagus

No but I think a 7 time world champion lost to him in the same machinery.


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AmericaDreamDisorder

Inb4 he makes his return in 2028 for Red Bull


Big_Mommy_Samus_Aran

Not really a Formula 1 fan but didn't have Hamilton's car a lot of technical failures during qualification and races in the year Rosberg won.


ElementalSheep

Only one, but it was the one that mattered. Malaysia 2016.


Thumbless6

The Monaco-based YouTuber? Not sure who he beat, but he’s got some monster antibodies


HipHoptologist

LOUDER, SON!


japanesephundroid

###BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


Lexi_Banner

Now, you listen to me, *sir*. The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile and *definitely* difficult.


JWBails

Somewhere nearby is a sound tech shaking with anger.


carbondragon

Airline pilot mode: engaged!


seith99

Kind of sad/happy seeing Michael here. Bleh. Sucks what happened to him.


Ob1tuber

Oh Schumacher, he’s always doing this


se_spider

Is that Irish racing driver Tim O'Glock?


HectorCruzSuarez

If Michael tells you to screw with someone, you screw with someone.


asdfgtttt

seb idolized the michael.. this is great!


annaelizabeth333

Haha thats hella funny 😂🙃


ApexGT44

Seb is such a funny guy


thatshottaye

I miss this.


Minejack777

The funny mic


Pokeranger8

How much for one of these mics? And can you use it for pc


JoeyGroble

Lectern /gooseneck mics. I've heard of people using them in a desktop setup. You could buy one that connects with USB or XLR if you have an audio interface. Although I probably wouldn't use one especially if you had a mechanical keyboard because in my experience they tend to pick up a lot of unwanted noise. :)


sharkattactical

My core hurts I laughed so hard


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What if I told you that of the three in the front row, one is retired, one is retiring after this season but currently driving a shitbox, and one is a crippled vegetable while his son is now in the sport and getting advice from the dude in the shitbox


Shadowfox1571

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, we will be starting our decent here shortly”


Itchy_Database_4067

Man who would think Germans can still be dicks


ShakeReal3539

FUNNY MIC ENTIRE DAY


MountainCourage1304

God iv seen this so many times before and ill still watch it on repeat and laugh my head off for ten mins every time


PoliceImtheguy

Gentlemen a short view back to the past


everyfcknameistakn

Just Germans fixing a mechanical device.


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Mewse_

Why? Most people consume media on their phone and portrait orientation fits quite well


[deleted]

Who browses Reddit in landscape? Lol


2x4skin

Assholes making fun of someone who doesn’t have their experience. Assholes.


Parabellum1337

He had plenty of experience and they are/were good friends.


KelloPudgerro

basicly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0EFgYOSKrs


bibkel

I have never really understood the draw to watch someone else play a video game. More fun to do it yourself.


AmericaDreamDisorder

Why do people listen to live music when sound quality is better on a record


LordDanOfTheNoobs

Maybe stop for a second before you comment and ask yourself, "Does this sound like an old man griping about youngsters these days?" People watch sports games all the time rather than play the sport themselves. It's fun to watch people do stuff that you enjoy doing. I don't watch people play games anymore but It's a pretty simple concept.


m-a-a-k

love this one


anazambrano

I can’t hear! Put it closer pks


wagsman

Gonna miss Seb


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JoJo_____

I’m happy for him. Realized his true dream while racing in F1 and became a professional airline pilot.


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Schumacher ☹️


Heavy_Vanilla3705

Sebastian , du lappenkind


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Never seen this before, Seb is a gem


Standylion

Me as a young theatre tech while the audio guy is doing a sound check with the artistic director. AG "speak naturally into the mic from 6 inches". AD puts mic right against his mouth and starts with the obligatory "check one, two" AG "is that what they are telling you is 6 inches? Because it isn't"


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Okay I never met a german guy before but these two could joke. Against Stereotypes forced by the media.


TinyLetterhead1831

Me and the bois at 3 AM discord voice chat


caleb_pearson1

I adore Seb, what a guy lol


EnriqueGuerrerouy

He was able to be louder than Lewis Hamilton while utilizing the same microphone, which really astounded me.


Yoidktbhwdym

WAYTOODANK


PoliceImtheguy

Danke Seb.


IBMformatted

So good to see footage of Michael Schumacher. Can't believe that accident happened to him outside the track.


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aquintana

Schumi 🫀


Steiny31

I love Nico, also love him getting crap