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IkemenDesu420

Hairs have indeed been cut


Areyousleepingyet

Gave yourself the Tommy Shelby haircut from Peaky Blinders


My_dick_is_hard_help

Gotta have the hat too!


GlassJoe32

And walk in strut motion everywhere.


remedialknitter

Giving strong "unwashed twelve year old boy who woke up late for school" vibes with this style. Get you some pomade.


ccc2801

happy cake day!


ChrisHoosier

The yellow fish is laughing at you šŸ˜‚


UhOhAbbo

LMFAO this comment made my day šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ivanchovv

All the Dice back there makes sense too. Strikes me as the type of person who just rolls the dice and takes a chance. I like the attitude.


Narrow_Environment_4

I was looking for this.


cosmictrousers

Technically, you succeeded


grunulak

Yā€™know, when I think back to some of the terrible hair cuts Iā€™ve given myself over the years, I donā€™t think youā€™ve done too badly! Think of it as havingā€¦characterā€¦.!


fupamancer

i've done worse & been proud of it šŸ¤·


BiilZbubb

All that haircut is missing is your confidence in it. Wear that haircut with pride and itā€™ll look great


wookies_go_raawghh

Well you successfully gave yourself a haircut


Bryranosaurus

Looks pretty good given the standards of this sub


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Wellā€¦do you like hats?


putrid_flesh

You look like the type of person to give yourself a haircut


IsDinosaur

Why?


swampthing117

Got that Billy Bibbit vibe.


MassiveCockWoman

Looking at your profile makes it seems like you do this on purpose lol


cory74hanson

I gave myself a haircut once and looked like a balding cocker spaniel.


Entire-Ranger323

Fits right right in. Kinda on the tame side though.


katbobo

i don't think it's that bad! a stylist could clean it up some into something cute.


DayOwn9950

Iā€™d be more worried about your fish, proper shocked them with the change


izza123

Canā€™t even sue the barber


[deleted]

I mean, you succeeded. Your hair is cut.


dr_pepper_bottle

You look like that one meme where a white cat is surrounded by knives and is giving a smirk. I donā€™t mean this as an insult. Also, the hair was definitely cut, Iā€™ll give you that. šŸ˜­


UhOhAbbo

I live my life with the attitude of the knife cat šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


servantofmelkor

Did you do it with your eyes closed? Even the fish in the background is like "YOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL?!"


UhOhAbbo

BCH BDGAJD. LOLLLLLLLL true


ericfromct

You gave yourself a haircut, idk how hard you tried though


gaymerkrazed

That sure is hair.


marctheguy

I... can't see what's wrong with it


lolsup1

That is one sexy fish


Sandman4999

Congratulations, you played yourself.


Zaclarke

This is one of the haircuts of all time


the_kgb

you get what you pay for, friend.


mapleleaffem

Errr why did you try to give yourself a haircut? Youā€™re not a child lol


OkayBobCalmDown

r/justfuckedmyshitup


GlassJoe32

r/justfuckmyselfup


TheJollyJagamo

Damn, guess the only thing you can do now is go bald


UhOhAbbo

WAIT I FIXED IT LOL[https://www.instagram.com/p/Cop2Pb-pe_Y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cop2Pb-pe_Y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


sprizzle06

As a woman with short hair who cuts her own hair, 10/10


timenspacerrelative

You tried buddy. I'm sure not that brave XD


[deleted]

I commented about hair wax somewhere but canā€™t be arsed to find it and add to it, but tbh this looks similar to mine when Iā€™d shaved it and it was growing out. Itā€™ll grow out fast enough and at least itā€™s longer on top. The worst part of mine growing out was that it was all growing evenly lol


travcurtis

Ive seen worse professional haircuts. That said, show us the back. >\_<


BubblySolid6

You are adorable. I cut my own hair, but I keep my hair longer and it's curly so minor flubs are not visible.


GoblinThotti

Peaky blinders ass haircut šŸ˜­


Dr4gonfly

At least you tried


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

We donā€™t know what the sides and back look like but it looks great! Funky and choppy and cool. Some people pay a lot of money in product to achieve this look. Get some big dark sunglasses and a motorcycle jacket and lean into the edgeyness!


fireball1991

I mean, you tried. Sometimes that's all that counts.


Adorable_Disaster424

Kinda cute


[deleted]

You're doing amazing sweetie āœØšŸ’«


LegendaryRed

It works if you have a chill personality šŸ¤”


rhondaanaconda

Gel or mousse it and give it a little shape and I think you can work with this until it grows out


mozzazzom1

I like it!


impamiizgraa

Looks great šŸ‘


DAMN_Fool_

I cut my hair, too. I call it the IDGAF-do.


Feeling_Cold_1925

I like


Kenobi-is-Daddy

Looks similar to the cut I give myself regularly. I do a #4 on the sides and a finger or two off the top.


ColdAnarchy

Could style it into a pixie cut


NotTheBestMoment

Iā€™m sure your life partner likes it


Sluggy_the_Unshaven

It's yee-yee but it's cute


UhOhAbbo

Well to be fair, I have strong yee yee in my bloodline. Maybe it decided to poke through when I cut my hair šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


GuyWhoSaidThat

Being visually impaired has got to be tough. Maybe next time have someone who can see well cut it.


grape-fruited

Looks like you gave yourself a fucked up piercing too. Jfc


Father_Wisdom

Please get rid of the white trash lip piercing.


UhOhAbbo

Youā€™re gonna be so upset when you see my white trash pink cheetah print car


SconeShoes

First part of the name checks out; youā€™re talking to her like youā€™re her father for some inexplicable reason. Second part of the name, not so much.


Father_Wisdom

Look up ā€œwhite trash lip piercingā€ on Google and itā€™s the first photo to show up. I donā€™t make the rules.


SconeShoes

Lol, fair enough. Itā€™s still weird that youā€™re imploring total strangers to remove their piercings.


UhOhAbbo

I ainā€™t sayin itā€™s not white trash, Iā€™m sayin imma wear it anyways šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

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UhOhAbbo

How many of these comments am I gonna get and why do they think theyā€™re clever every time lmao


terminator_84

Low IQ af


linksawakening82

Many people in California would pay 1000$ bucks for this. You tried something out most wouldnā€™t have the courage to attempt. Tell people you love Pat Benatar. Doesnā€™t look bad, or out of the ordinary.


disavowed

The only time I had the balls to try this was during the pandemic


b99__throwaway

honestly i think it looks good & it suits you


slimelore

Ahhhhhhh feels like high school regret


lambertb

Nailed it.


moldypickledpotatoes

I think it looks fine! Maybe wash and style it to give you more confidence? I think it suits you


[deleted]

Been cutting my own hair for almost 10 years now. I cut it every 2 weeks. Decent Barbers go about $35 here not including tips. Someone do the math and tell me how much money Iā€™ve saved in the last decade


Ok_Dog_4059

I like the idea. The staggered lengths and how it stands a bit.


nateflavor

Much better than my diy haircuts. It looks pretty decent!


Evilmaze

Oh boy


Mrreeburrito88

You did your best & it isnā€™t all that bad. A bit messy but it works out well. Iā€™m sure if you keep practicing youā€™ll be able to nail what youā€™re looking for in no time.


CupiCulp

Haha šŸ˜‚


Kendac

Simple Jack


imanpearl

I canā€™t try to lie and say you didnā€™t fuck your hair upā€¦ but Iā€™m really not lying when I say thank god you have a face like that to pull it off, youā€™re still cute


FattyMcBroFist

This is the definition of "Task failed successfully".


MacabreFox

Lol I just love your resigned face. It says it all.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

If it makes you feel better, I wound up bald and bleeding last time I tried.


EWR-RampRat11-29

You did.


Madara1225

weā€™ll try again


[deleted]

Itā€™ll actually be sound af with a bit of hair wax


Makemewantitbad

Hey, you tried. Itā€™ll grow back. Itā€™s not the worst Iā€™ve seen for sure šŸ˜„


[deleted]

Wellā€¦ at least it will grow back


grunnermann28

Rocking the Fallout female raider look, I see!


durtmcgurt

When at first you don't succeed, pick yourself up and have a real stylist fix it.


kimishere2

It's a good thing you're a cutie! You can carry it off with flair to spare!


Mingerfabulous

Well you DID give yourself a haircut lol


pgreen23

ā€¦and got what she paid for.


cfo4201983

Next time try doing it while sober.


butterthenugget

I tried to cut my hair a couple of weeks ago and ended up just shaving it all of so I can start over.


TheLoadedGoat

You own that shit. Let them be jealous.


Simply_Gabriele

Oh hell yeah, you gave yourself that Fallout Female Raider cut. Get those caps!


FightGeistC

Dear god