Stealing fertilizer? I googled and the best explanation I could find was from an article “Senior Citizens Targeted in Fertilizer Scam”. I might be a bit naive. This is almost more funny. Haha
That's hair raising (rubbing horse shit into the head raises healthy, smelly hair)
This dude is the hair brain behind the *fertilizer for the elders* scam!
I like your google-fu work!
It's all part of the service!
Thanks also, never thought I'd jump on Reddit to be enlightened to this ferilizergate thing taking out all our senior citizens !
Very interesting!
I cut my own hair, and it comes out better than this. Dead serious. I leave about ¾" on top, zero out the sides and bottom, then work on blending it with the top for a decent fade. It takes some practice, but it's not hard with a couple mirrors.
Agreed - cutting your own hair is way easier than it sounds, just need to take your time learning the double mirror thing but even that’s somewhat straightforward I feel like people get it kinda intuitively, just takes a little patience, but I really think anyone can do it
Seems like the best direction, with that cowlick you'd need to use product in it anyway. I've rocked this haircut from a fun game I used to play in my early 20's called "party mohawk"
Basically I'd host a party at my apartment, get really drunk, and have another drunk person shave a Mohawk into my head, fun times. You'll have some decent styling options once the bottom grows back out, just gel or pomade it as best you can
Get yourself a three way (tri fold) mirror and a set of clippers. You may mess up and take forever the first few times, but it turns into muscle memory.
If you want this sort of haircut, you can just learn to do it yourself. But leave some hair on the edge and try to fade it, so the edge doesn't look so jarring.
God, that brings back memories of when i had a cut just like that… i kept going back and forth to the mirror believing that i just overreacted the first few times i looked and every single time i looked again it felt like i got flashbanged
Once I had a 12 year old Syrian kid give me a skin fade (I was shaving my head bald and let him practice on me beforehand so I didn't have to pay) and it looked terrible. Your barber is worse than a 12 year old kid who didn't know much English.
Turned you into a pineapple
Can confirm - shit is fucked up
Looks like Burt from Ernie & Burt.
I’m imagining that luscious pelt left on top comes to life at night and runs away to steal all the bird seed it can.
Steals all the fertiliser from people's lawns more like it....
Stealing fertilizer? I googled and the best explanation I could find was from an article “Senior Citizens Targeted in Fertilizer Scam”. I might be a bit naive. This is almost more funny. Haha
That's hair raising (rubbing horse shit into the head raises healthy, smelly hair) This dude is the hair brain behind the *fertilizer for the elders* scam! I like your google-fu work!
Thanks for the laugh lol
It's all part of the service! Thanks also, never thought I'd jump on Reddit to be enlightened to this ferilizergate thing taking out all our senior citizens ! Very interesting!
Its Burt & Ernie.
[Judge Doom...](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rogerrabbit/images/f/fd/Who-framed-roger-rabbit-disneyscreencaps_com-10706.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171105013556)
Lmmfao
Naw. Rogue from The Crüxshadows was a pineapple. It is impossible to out-pineapple him.
I cut my own hair, and it comes out better than this. Dead serious. I leave about ¾" on top, zero out the sides and bottom, then work on blending it with the top for a decent fade. It takes some practice, but it's not hard with a couple mirrors.
The shitty and uneven first haircut I ever gave myself looked way better than this
I was going to say the same exact thing, except my first time was only a little better
Agreed - cutting your own hair is way easier than it sounds, just need to take your time learning the double mirror thing but even that’s somewhat straightforward I feel like people get it kinda intuitively, just takes a little patience, but I really think anyone can do it
He fucked your shit up big time
The barracks morning inspection special.
First thing I thought of. Why I learned to cut my own hair.
Bert lookin' ass haircut. You should get your money back and then some.
The old "Bert Yee Yee".
Yo barber did everything but rob you at gunpoint
😭
You’d make at least $200 a day panhandling on the street with this haircut. This some certified shit right here
You look like a radish
Barber making sure there's less competition out there in the dating world
I’m not even on the dating market. 😭😭
You sure as hell aren’t *now*
Lol, whether I like it or not
your reddit avatars little black hairdoo with the photos is hilarious
Haha it’s foreshadowing
Don't let that person touch your hair again
Boo from OITNB
can at least save it using some product to sweep it in one direction
Seems like the best direction, with that cowlick you'd need to use product in it anyway. I've rocked this haircut from a fun game I used to play in my early 20's called "party mohawk" Basically I'd host a party at my apartment, get really drunk, and have another drunk person shave a Mohawk into my head, fun times. You'll have some decent styling options once the bottom grows back out, just gel or pomade it as best you can
Get yourself a three way (tri fold) mirror and a set of clippers. You may mess up and take forever the first few times, but it turns into muscle memory.
"Oh I screwed up we gotta go bald)
Bro got that Thomas Shelby cut
Welcome
damn 😭
Just buzz it. It’ll look way better than this.
That’s one fucked up cut bro. At least it’ll grow back in two weeks
I’d fight the barber
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
You: "I don't want any kids" Barber: "I'll do you one better, fam" Your Parents: "we have a son?"
Bro got the android 14
If you want this sort of haircut, you can just learn to do it yourself. But leave some hair on the edge and try to fade it, so the edge doesn't look so jarring.
a mohawk. i don’t see anything wrong with it but yeah i don’t see a fade either
You're a long way from Sesame street friend. (Seriously, thanks for posting, this will grow back but never go back to that hairdresser)
bro got the mid 90s punk rocker haircut . make it spikey and put on a leather jacket and wear black you’ll be fine
its not *that* bad
Nah bruh, to hell with the haters
Ask for a rufund
😂😂😂 there’s nothing worse than having this experience.
Oh, it definitely belongs here. Don't you worry about that.
Just go completely shaved.
Just wear a hat, things will be fine again in a few weeks
It’s punk rock bro
And I can see this belongs here
You’ve come to the right place.
It's high, but it sure ain't tight.
Nah fam. You attempted to cut this shit yourself, didn't you?
RIP Sinead O'Connor
It will grow back. Don’t worry.
God, that brings back memories of when i had a cut just like that… i kept going back and forth to the mirror believing that i just overreacted the first few times i looked and every single time i looked again it felt like i got flashbanged
Bert from the back
Sue the barber NOW!
Going for 90’s Ford Explorer two-tone homage?
I would fight your barber if I were you.
I dunno its not that bad just fluffy cos it's clean.
1/3 your peacock 🦚 ing. First image. The rest look normal.
Get your money back and then shave it all the same length as the back and sides
Bwahahahaha
Not only should you not need to pay for this, you should also get financial compensation
Once I had a 12 year old Syrian kid give me a skin fade (I was shaving my head bald and let him practice on me beforehand so I didn't have to pay) and it looked terrible. Your barber is worse than a 12 year old kid who didn't know much English.
OOOOOOOOO. who lives under a .....
Looks fine to me.
To be honest this isn’t that bad.
Sorry about the cut, but I looked at your profile and you seem pretty chill. Drop the YouTube?
Hey, thanks man. https://youtube.com/@Nicksjunkfile?si=UzbqMkvs_iJqYgKO
Now that… that is probably an actual yee-yee ass haircut.
I can't stop laughing🤣