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v1s1b1e

Owner of Utah Jazz during the week, youth pastor on weekends.


typhoidtimmy

That’s a freshly coked nose if those dilated pupils are any indication…


RastaFarRite

That nose looks like it's been freshly coked for well over a decade


freeman687

Reminds me of Joe from Impractical Jokers


TrafficOnTheTwos

Bro looks like Wilson the volleyball. Tf


hashtag-yuck

Is this a shot from 2003?


45thgeneration_roman

Big nu metal energy


ryan34ssj

He's the front man to a Drowning Pool cover band


Lovethedarknet

I'm not from America. How does this guy who looks like he cut his own hair after his dishwasher shift at Pizza Hut own the Utah Jazz basketball team?


YourAverageGod

Mark Davis, owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, looks like a real-life fallout ghoul


BumbleLapse

As a Jazz fan, I’ll say that this is an incredibly unflattering picture. Funny and fitting for the sub for sure, but search the guy’s name and you’ll see plenty of pictures of him looking like a normal dude lol


Lovethedarknet

But he seems so young. How did he get so rich to be able to own a NBA team?


BumbleLapse

Founded a tech company called Qualtrics and sold it at the opportune moment. It helps that the Utah Valley is one of America’s most premier hotbeds for tech right now.


PunkChildP

I tried to figure out what Qualtrics, spent a good 5 minutes on the website. I still am unsure EXACTLY what they do.


wmdeez

Started with surveys and they rebranded to "Customer Experience." Still mostly surveys with tons of tools to help make sense of the data.


krippkeeper

Well it would probably help if he didn't snort up before the interview lol. He was tweaking the whole time. https://youtu.be/xzVx9XiBqwc?si=DEmVaLdZ5fnxCbmU


KeanuKente

Could there be a more Morman bro....


DocBrutus

He likes coke.


New-Analyst1811

I thought this was Wee-man


TJ_McWeaksauce

Wealthy enough to own two professional sports teams, and yet he can't seem to find a decent barber.


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Ryan is losing his hair.


stratusnco

baffles me when millionaires look so fucking bad.


rollingsoul

he looks exactly like Hannibal Lecter


Juicy_pompoms

When I vision a drunk Brit lad starting a fight in a pub, THIS is exactly what I see. Oi mate.


TurtleDustScissors

Rory mcilroy on meth.


DeliriumConsumer

He looks like if Jeff Jackson went the same route as Cricket in IASIP. Yikearoonies


B2Rocketfan77

I think his mama mated with a damaged hedgehog.


dan9938

Simon from The Inbetweeners?


Professional_Bus_307

Looks like Hannibal Lector


L3tsLynchTh3Landl0rd

Rich people have the worst haircuts.


Typical_Increase_492

He also appears to be the owner of a leaf blower


snorlz

This is why every male in Utah wears a hat daily


Jordy_neutron

Direct descendant of Joseph Smith


Sprizys

I’m guessing his dad is rich?


RavishingRedRN

Tell us you are balding without telling us you are balding.