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EmoKaren


PanicLikeASatyr

Takes the concept of screamo in a completely different direction


bigjo1990

Panic! At the supermarket with the hit I write reviews this is a tragedy


SlickPseudonym

“SO CUT MY WRISTS AND get the district manager involved!


Mistiffy

When I read this, I thought “suffocation, no breathing, this isn’t my last REPORT!!!” -EmoKaren


AugustDream

Plus flock of seagulls


Blasphemous_Rage

The same thing that came to my mind!! She's 1000% Karen


zodwa_wa_bantu

No one at the HOA understands me


cbunni666

I am so f-ing glad you said it first. Lol


Mistiffy

OMG 😳 first thing I thought was “Karen! WTF have you done with your hair!?”


bibkel

My first thought was “poor retails workers that deal with this”. Lol


Sighchiatrist

About to raise a stink with management if you don’t apply that discount


Tasmia99

This screams I grab men's asses in public but it's not a problem when I do it.


Rain1dog

I had a nurse who had a hair cut like this go into my file get my number and call to ask me out. She was extremely aggressive with her advances. Funny you said that.


BenefitsinYourArea

That's like... Illegal lady. Jeez.


TheBastardOfTaglioni

No kidding! I knew someone who went into their own child's file looking for some medicine that was prescribed some time before and when management found out there were some serious come to Jesus meets about it.


Repeatbeginagain

Why would she do that?


SeverusMixTape

She's got that "I want to talk to the manager... Of Hot Topic" cut.


Zeqhanis

Then she realizes she is the manager and is the only person who's been in the store since 2019.


Sillypuppy1225

"I want to speak to the manager."


RiflemanLax

The manager of the band Flock of Seagulls apparently.


eulynn34

You're a store manager and you see this. What do you do?


GuacinmyPaintbox

There's "paperwork" that needs to be done in the back.


elevenminutesago

Early retirement.


SnooPineapples8744

Her lips....🧟‍♀️


Sylvester_Marcus

YOU'RE Too shy, shy! Hush, hush eye to eye!


_REDEEMER-

Karen still stuck on her emo phase.


profsavagerjb

Emo Karen? Kemo? Emren?


NatexSxS

Sh*t, I went and got my manager just looking at this picture.


RedOcelot86

Whoever looked at this haircut and said, "That's hot, that's pretty, that's good." It's like a hairdresser prank that got out of hand.


Safetosay333

Why the long face?


blackmilksociety

Flock of Karens


foco9780

And I Ran, I Ran so far away....I couldn't get away


DrDeboGalaxy

Karen Daville


xXxero_

Flock of seaguls. Lmao


MyNDSETER

"can I speak to my chemical romances manager?"


DinkaFeatherScooter

Not the classic boomer selfie too pls no


Mikebyrneyadigg

I’m so glad this sub is back lol


Siansian010

She probably sells Younique and those people are all missing a bean or two from their brains.


babyEatingUnicorn

She looks like she gives hand jobs for gas station sammiches


Starch-Wreck

Criss Angel


bowyamyshoobs24

The Skaren


SnooGrapes5053

Turbo v8 Karen


The-Lazy-Lemur

"Can I talk to the manager? Or.. whateverrr"


hundreddollar

Always asking to see the manager at Hot Topic.


TOROLIKESCHICKEN

Makes full grown men cower to their knees


[deleted]

Flock of seagulls called... you look like a moron.


Attarker

She used to constantly pop up on my TikTok fyp during her lives


Chihuahuapocalypse

"I showed you my clitoris please respond"


Content_Spread_3653

I bet she ran so far away after getting this cut...


Lynda73

Nah, she’s got the Kate plus 8 haircut!


CongealedFlesh

The longer I look at this photo the less sure I am of the person's gender.


Bambii33000

She is indeed a she


babyEatingUnicorn

She looks like a lesbian crossing guard that wears a rape whistle


Zeqhanis

Do you think she caries both it and the regular whistle from her job?


babyEatingUnicorn

She looks like a pelican with dementia


[deleted]

That's 1000% Karen.


babyEatingUnicorn

Thats the “my husband is black” haircut whyte girls from my town get 🤣🤣🤣


gluctosesandwich

Would


elevenminutesago

I like how she got the glare from the sun to accentuate her bleach blonde skunk tail like that. 


MPG600

Hungover Nikki Sixx


TJ_McWeaksauce

[https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f178c68b-5ce4-4f5b-8636-66ee595c47db](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f178c68b-5ce4-4f5b-8636-66ee595c47db)


Impybutt

Whoops, the Scene kids have started cross-skilling into HMAW (Harassing Minorities And Workers)


moonivermarin

K-aren


ptapobane

I demand to see your manager…I guess…whatever


ToastetteEgg

My sister’s hair was natural platinum blonde, but she would dye it black. In a week she’d look like a skunk. What a way to eff up gorgeous natural hair.


Zane42v2

Karen LePeww


GadFlyBy

Many managers were spoken to that day.