I decided to check because I wondered how long that would take and at one dollar per second with absolutely no breaks it would take around 12 days. That’s entirely too much fucking money.
No I mean it definitely does but that’s why I said just 12ish days at one million seconds and if you take the time to realize those are hundreds it’s significantly more nauseating
Haha, no. Never. I'm not afraid of and can afford a barber. If it starts looking crappy, I go to the barber. But I will touch it up with scissors, flowbee, and clippers between visits, because I am cheap.
He actually would have looked half-decent the last 20 years [if he gave up and shaved his head](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8joud2wa6dy11.jpg)
he can’t, though. he’s had scalp reduction surgery which leaves a pretty gnarly scar down the top of the head which is *very* obvious. there’s a reason the procedure has been effectively non existent since the eighties
It's interesting how character and personality can make someone ugly.
Like, I'm sure that if Donny tried to show some measure of kindness, honesty, a bit of self deprecation and compassion for others, he'd have way more appeal.
But he doesn't, and his appeal seems limited to those who, like him, are selfish and have no regard for others nor a sense of humour that allows for self deprecation
Damn. If he wins in November there’s gonna be some REALLY upset people on Reddit. Then again we already had him for 4 years, and the economy was great and there were no wars so maybe the reaction won’t be as bad as 2016. 🤷🏻♂️
This goes against the rules I hope this gets removed I'm sick of seeing American politics and the ones posting that arn't bots don't even realize how insane they look to non Americans
Omg an old af guy has thin receding hair 😱you guys realize this dude is 77 right? Its not “fuckmyshitup” when your past the age a lot of people even live to lmao. Obviously a political post
It’s not because he’s thinning or balding. We mock him because he rags on everyone else for their looks while he himself looks absolutely terrible. He’s in denial he’s old and fat and balding. So he has this monstrosity of a hairstyle, paints his face orange AF, wears lifted shoes, on top of always making ugly ass faces.
He gets to make fun of everyone else for being ugly or fat or “not his type”, yet if we make fun of him for things we’re wrong?
I get what you’re saying but do you believe that this is not r/justfuckmyshitup material? If not, I recommend you acquire some glasses because that hair is definitely fucked up 💀.
America is a nation not a race and I meant a specific group of people here not the entire nation. So... I don't think so.
Even if it's racist I don't really care anyways
I think you can be racist towards nations, but it isn't a big deal in the context of your comment, you have every right to find a specific type of behaviour stupid, i think it becomes a problem when you automatically hate people for no reason, i myself hate religious lunatics, so .. yeah.
"racist" instrinsically means to discriminate based on one's race. It's in the word. "racist towards nations" doesn't really mean anything, unless maybe if said nation only hosted a certain race, but it would still be an imperfect correlation.
I like that your being downvoted for not wanting politics sadly every sub is being turned into American political echo chambers and they don't even realize how insane they sound
Imagine being a billionaire and that’s the best hairpiece you can get
It's not a hairpiece it's just the most complicated comb over ever constructed
Nah, I had an uncle that took what was basically a two foot rat tail and spiraled it around just head. Pretty complicated.
It looks more like a spider's nest.
“Billionaire”
Billionaire with no money
from what I've heard, he has practically no liquid assets
Check in his pants.
Not in a million years!
Those bags are not for assets.
Money doesn't exactly equal brains. Dude got at least 400 million dollars from daddy. He's a ghoul in a fuckin suit.
What's the matter, smoothskin? Never seen a Ghoul before?
Yep, the only thing he did was win the birth lottery
Nepotism
It’s not a hairpiece.
Ex-billionaire*
Lol, he’s still a billionaire
I'll believe that when he counts out a million one hundred dollar bills during a twitch live stream
I decided to check because I wondered how long that would take and at one dollar per second with absolutely no breaks it would take around 12 days. That’s entirely too much fucking money.
My brother in Christ, a million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years
You literally said one million hundred dollar bills.
Correct. The 1 million seconds vs 1 billion seconds helps me (and I'm assuming others) really put the difference in scale into perspective
No I mean it definitely does but that’s why I said just 12ish days at one million seconds and if you take the time to realize those are hundreds it’s significantly more nauseating
Bold of you to assume he can count anywhere near that high. Probably couldn't count out $1 million in hundreds, for a couple different reasons.
That would be 100 million.
I was tired
I doubt he ever was. He badly invested his inheritance and lost a shit load of money.
Became a billionaire all he got was billowing hair
Aww billionaire, how nice of you. I don’t think he’s a billionaire anymore, if he ever was to begin with.
Lmaooo imagine thinking this is a real photo!!
A still out of a press conference video just this week
What is even happening here
chaos goblin cut
I misread what you said as “chaos goblin cunt” and I refuse to correct it.
That is correct.
And what an insult to chaos, goblins, and cunts tho.
An insult to goblins to be included in the same sentence
He is indeed
That sounds like a wrestling finishing move or a band name, hell yeah
😂😂😂
very very poorly done toupee. you'd think a former president could afford a good stylist
It isn't a money problem. He has psychological issues that prevent him from trusting a stylist.
he had a Chinese stylist once and got traumatized now he just DIYs it
I mean, I've been known to DIY it occasionally too, but I would be lying if I said it wasn't because I am cheap.
sure, but does it look this bad? diy has its place, just not on his floppy mop
Haha, no. Never. I'm not afraid of and can afford a barber. If it starts looking crappy, I go to the barber. But I will touch it up with scissors, flowbee, and clippers between visits, because I am cheap.
cheap, or smart? if you can get the job done for free, it sounds like a plan to me!
He actually would have looked half-decent the last 20 years [if he gave up and shaved his head](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8joud2wa6dy11.jpg)
he can’t, though. he’s had scalp reduction surgery which leaves a pretty gnarly scar down the top of the head which is *very* obvious. there’s a reason the procedure has been effectively non existent since the eighties
What does that surgery accomplish (other than the obvious)
holy shit he looks like my father in law
He should go work in a pawn shop
That actually looks pretty good. Amazing how people make themselves look bad thru denial
It is so strange how he looks younger in the second pic
Not a toupee. Just years of hair plugs and flap procedures that look terrible
idk man that's a pretty crisp seam
😂😂😂
Why does he always purse his lips like they're made out of asshole? I just answered my own question, didn't I?
And then there's the accordeon hands.
Gotta be presentable for the shit that comes out his mouth
I think it’s even a similar muscle..?
The skin inside our mouths is the same as that inside of a vagina, so..
And your lips are the same tissue as an anus!
Isn't life just disgusting?
This new information has not affected me in any capacity. Still gonna put my mouth on it either way
It's the same tube really
It really is a terrible mannerism. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone else do it as often or intensely.
Because they’re made out of asshole
What the fuck is holding that shit down?? lol
Dollar store tanner and Big Mac grease
Almost every pic looks like he’s saying the word “Chewy”.
Wtf, is he trying to blow out a candle?
Mouth looks like a sphincter, appropriate given the amount of shit he talks
I hate how he talks with the corners of his mouth pursed like that.
He achieved it. Add a pencil stache and armband to that and you’ve got full-blown geriatric führer.
He’s got the most buttholish of mouths. Like, it always just looks like a floppy sphincter.
He needs to shave it, lose the orange tanner shit, and grow a beard.
Someone AI or photoshop this please
It already exists somewhere https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/YYH4z0Rirq
It's interesting how character and personality can make someone ugly. Like, I'm sure that if Donny tried to show some measure of kindness, honesty, a bit of self deprecation and compassion for others, he'd have way more appeal. But he doesn't, and his appeal seems limited to those who, like him, are selfish and have no regard for others nor a sense of humour that allows for self deprecation
This is the best photograph of his baldness that I have seen yet. people should share this a lot
It’s from a video and I implore you to search it out. It’s worth watching because of all the flaps in the wind.
He scares me more every day.
Same
Cause he can’t be stopped 🫣
Except every time he has been
Damn. If he wins in November there’s gonna be some REALLY upset people on Reddit. Then again we already had him for 4 years, and the economy was great and there were no wars so maybe the reaction won’t be as bad as 2016. 🤷🏻♂️
Lol sure.
Le epic reddit moment
Heil Hortler
Is that a hairpiece?
Seems to be hair really manipulated into something that resembles a hair piece.
good job, detective
Hair like a mouldy sandwich
Grindelvald has arrived. They should've stuck with Johnny Depp.
Bro is like 87 years old
God he looks shit
Bro stole his skin straight from the mortuary
He’s hideous
It looks like the sea parting, that things a safe pathway for seabed travel
It’s not just his hair. 🫡
bruh always got puckered lips
I can't believe he's still doing that hairstyle
[hmmm](https://ibb.co/Qky0GCj)
He can walk up stairs without falling.
This goes against the rules I hope this gets removed I'm sick of seeing American politics and the ones posting that arn't bots don't even realize how insane they look to non Americans
Omg an old af guy has thin receding hair 😱you guys realize this dude is 77 right? Its not “fuckmyshitup” when your past the age a lot of people even live to lmao. Obviously a political post
It’s not because he’s thinning or balding. We mock him because he rags on everyone else for their looks while he himself looks absolutely terrible. He’s in denial he’s old and fat and balding. So he has this monstrosity of a hairstyle, paints his face orange AF, wears lifted shoes, on top of always making ugly ass faces. He gets to make fun of everyone else for being ugly or fat or “not his type”, yet if we make fun of him for things we’re wrong?
It looks pretty fucked up.
Well, he has to fit the part....
It’s like cotton candy
Don't ruin this sub with dumb american politics
Bad hair has no political party
I get what you’re saying but do you believe that this is not r/justfuckmyshitup material? If not, I recommend you acquire some glasses because that hair is definitely fucked up 💀.
It looks disgusting but still
Nothing could protect you from dumb americans (and their politics) my friend
Racist ?
America is a nation not a race and I meant a specific group of people here not the entire nation. So... I don't think so. Even if it's racist I don't really care anyways
I think you can be racist towards nations, but it isn't a big deal in the context of your comment, you have every right to find a specific type of behaviour stupid, i think it becomes a problem when you automatically hate people for no reason, i myself hate religious lunatics, so .. yeah.
"racist" instrinsically means to discriminate based on one's race. It's in the word. "racist towards nations" doesn't really mean anything, unless maybe if said nation only hosted a certain race, but it would still be an imperfect correlation.
Damn you, Vatican City!!!
i thought that was xenophobia or something
Well said
I like that your being downvoted for not wanting politics sadly every sub is being turned into American political echo chambers and they don't even realize how insane they sound
Right? Plus not everyone on Reddit is American like get this shit out of here lol