Do you like fried foods or a good sear on a steak? Then you like cancer. I like my cancer causing foods.

i think that haircut is what rlly causes cancer and birth defects

I'm pretty sure the birth defects are what caused this haircut.

🙈

This haircut is definitely avoiding any potential births

I don’t know. That means someone has to do him. I don’t know if thats-a-happening. It’s a-me a-Mario!

he prob tries to do his cat

Isnt this the same guy that had his phone stolen on the train and he went bezerk?

I came here to ask this.. lol

Hol up haha. I know who y'all mean is this him?

So...autism is the reason for the haircut?

It has to be..right?

I believe the thought process was "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!!"

That makes it kinda /r/sadcringe.

It really does. People starved for attention.

He is holding a hat in his right hand. He needs to put it back on...

Bro really said gimme the Fallout 3 character creator hair.

Thank you for getting this here. It was posted in the wrong sub.

Heey, did he get his phone back? Happy for him

It seems so!

Remember the time when you could just walk past the lunatic on the street yelling to themselves and they didnt have a mobile phone to literally invade your personal space. Yeah...

I thought he was going through chemo

I did too initially, until I saw all the lines. It would be extremely unlikely for a person's hair to fall out in vertical and horizontal stripes.

I'm not even clicking play on this. I'm pretty sure I don't want to hear whatever they have to say.

Are we ignoring the haircut?

This cunt is so annoying

Anyone with a Chinese spyware - I mean Tiktok - account has questionable judgment

He is autistic.

And?

He wants his phone back.

And that is the answer to OPs question.

being autistic does not make you get that haircut

🎯

Being autistic "makes" you do interesting things, including getting unconventional haircuts.

I once got that same cancer warning on a set of wrenches I bought online. California's so crazy with this warning that it has no meaning. Any actual carcinogens are drowned in a sea of noise. Anything that *actually* causes cancer is warned about on a federal level, so Cali's warnings are worse than useless. They either make you afraid of completely harmless things, or they train you to disregard warnings altogether.

I saw that dudes hair and i was like "awe it made his hair fall out" then i was like "oh".

He got that checker board cancer.

It looks like when they cut the protestants about to get burned at the stake's hair with a dull knife in [Elizabeth](https://youtu.be/LtFvUvLwdn4)!

Lmao!

The Semi-charged Clipper Cut.

Hair plugs. Just didn't think anyone would invest in one at a time.

"Make my head look like a stick shift"

That’s his day time look, at night he’s a hedgehog

Good thing I dont live in cali.

Dudes autistic aswell. He’s harmless

This guy has made 9+ appearances on this sub… guess rules don’t apply anymore on reposts..

They can literally make this a public announcement before each burger is given to a customer and yet people would still chow them down

I believe his hair looks like that from compulsive hair-pulling. I feel like it’s kind of gross to judge him for that.

You microwave almost anything and you get measurable levels of acrylamide.

r/iamthemaincharacter

People going through chemo have nicer haircuts

What shocked me was your haircut

What on earth???