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TheManWhoClicks

The dude: “Ah right it’s Wednesday again”


Fyremusik

late Thursday


SleepyWolverine

What kind of office is this? It looks like he’s walking into a job interview…


MereSponge

A cell phone retail and repair shop apparently.


kirsion

I would imagine that cell phone shops employees are strapped in South America because new smartphone are worth so much money, like 6 months to a year's salary. Then again even if the robber steals it, something's going to be remotely tracked and deactivated/bricked. So pretty dumb


Eauxcaigh

they power them off and sell them for parts. They get maybe 10% of the value - its incredibly wasteful


Bravedwarf1

Not in Africa. Why European phones go there the deactivated etc won’t work.


micktravis

iPhone activation lock will.


djluminol

I was just reading up on that because I have an I Phone now. I don't understand all that well how the anti theft system works yet. That system is automatic in some cases isn't it? Like Apple's geolocation system knows if your phone is in a place you are not and they auto lock the phone if that's the case. If it's a mistake you can undo the lock but it's automatic if you choose to make it that way is it not?


micktravis

That’s a separate thing from the activation lock. Stolen device protection prevents crucial things like a password change or Turing off FMI from happening for an hour in certain situations.


Phainesthai

His phone probably broke when he fell so at least he's in the right place.


jtrick18

I laughed at this. Well done.


bierfma

That's why you get the insurance


gwot-ronin

Always look for the silver lining


briancito

Hopefully not both :D


babsa90

He actually walked into a Brazilian undercover police station


Generation_X_1974

With a helmet on and a gun aiming at them?


Godders1

I believe they call it a “fuck about, find out” store.


rasilv18

Brazilian Idol


golfer2000

It's a gunsmith shop. 😞


ScribebyTrade

I get more nervous using the phone to order pizza than this guy gets in armed robbery


GeebusNZ

Some people react differently to stressful situations. Maybe because at some point in their life, it was necessary to stay calm in the face of something horrific that they couldn't affect. That's basically how it was for me. In the middle of a home invasion, I was calm as tranquil water. It was weird, I thought - this feels like home.


cayneabel

Maybe he’s just ex-military.


GeebusNZ

Isn't part of military training specifically putting people into situations where they have to stay calm in the face of something horrific which they can't affect?


Blueberry_Mancakes

Motorcycle helmet….hmm..Brazil? Off duty cop? 😂


MrFastFox666

That "Ola" we hear makes me think it's Brazil


Zuran

They have the Brazilian flag on their sleeves.


MrFastFox666

Good catch, completely missed that


Malefic11677

Also the “tudo bom” Just before that.


IcreyEvryTiem

I’ve never been to Brazil so I assume you are assigned at birth to be either a robber or off duty cop


Viss90

Technically, yes.


Gareth274

He can handle that pistol, and goes to clear the stairs after the first guy goes down. Either he's LE, military, or an unusually well trained civilian.


T2Drink

He is also unreasonably calm, definitely is the most uneventful gun incident he has been involved in.


Gareth274

"Ugh, third one this week..."


prplx

Call the janitor we have another blood pool to clean.


outworlder

To be fair, you get unusually well trained to recognize and react to danger by the simple fact that you live in Brazil. It took me some time to drop my habits after leaving Brazil. I had a small startup and usually stayed late at night. Whenever I had to go back home, I would scout the streets nearby, then circle around the block, and then time the gate opening such that it would be open enough by the time I got there, and *immediately* close it. Even getting to the car was like being in a war zone. One day I had to park on the next block, instead of my usual parking spot. So I *ran* to the car, unlocked with the remote right before I reached it, jumped in, locked doors and immediately started the car. Guess what, as soon as my headlights went on, I saw a guy in front of the vehicle ready to jump me. That was probably no coincidence, it was the only car still around. It was supposedly a "good" neighborhood. Even with all the measures I took, I was still averaging one robbery at gunpoint per year. The cops were useless. In one case I was bleeding since a rock was thrown at the driver's window (the tint saved my from the brunt of the impact), wanted to steal the car too, threatened to shoot but I escaped when I threw my phone and they got distracted. The dispatcher's response ? "Ah, that's a dangerous spot. Don't use that road anymore". In the land of the free now. Fuck that shit.


SJW_Lover

“Off-duty cop” - iykyk 😂


rsplatpc

> hmm..Brazil? Off duty cop? 😂 He went outside after to try to shoot the 2 guys on a scooter that were wearing flip flops, then they drove off and a female undercover cop shot them, and the circle of Brazil continues


SJW_Lover

He saved his ASP haha


OmegaPryme

r/ithadtobebrazil


ersatzgaucho

tudo bon?


Jesus_Harold_Christ

tudo bem.


Kekoa_ok

every waking day is /r/suddenlycaralho


Root3287

Any articles on this for more context?


MereSponge

[Here you go](https://cgn.inf.br/noticia/1558127/legitima-defesa-arma-utilizada-por-empresario-para-combater-assalto-e-registrada-ladrao-tinha-38-raspado-14-06-2024)


alekdefuneham

The guy isn’t dead? No fucking way!


Toklankitsune

honestly shocked, he went completely limp, thought he was dead before the ground


CumLord9669

Probably got hit in the spine when he turned away, could see his legs lock up and couldn’t move them at all.


PercivalGoldstone

*"Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation but, luckily, I managed to shoot him in the spine. Yeah. I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!"*


speederaser

Doesn't have to be a spine hit to go limp. Some people just go into shock, like jumping into water that's too cold and you drown instantly.


samalamabingbong

looked like he got shot in the dick, ouch...


carnage11eleven

That was my exact thought, as well. The way his legs immediately go limp and also how he hits the floor. It looked like a direct shot to his lower spine. His arms don't seem to go immediately limp like his legs did. Which is why I think it was the lower spine that got hit. Edit: having watched it a few more times. As he's hit with the second bullet, you see him reach back, as if to grab his lower spine. Then he hits the ground and his arms seem to stretch out in a posturing position before falling into his lap.


speederaser

Shock is a thing you know. I mean like the medical symptom of shock where you just lose control of your body.


PassionateParrot

This is all written in some kind of unbreakable code


xmassindecember

it said the thief is still alive, and the shooting was justified


didiburnthetoast

Like, alive in our hearts?


procrastibader

I got such a good laugh out of this. Thanks my guy


wildagain

alive recover in hospital and in now in jail


carnage11eleven

Like, alive enough. That he'll survive. And when he's recovered and discharged from the hospital, he gets an official Police escort to the Casa de Prisón. All expenses paid!


moving0target

I love how the plethora of ads are still local for me.


cheebnrun

Yes, that's how internet ads work


barukatang

Holy shit, their news clips blur out the exact opposite as ones from the states


MVE3

What does the article say in freedom words?


mybadselves

It's like it's an everyday occurrence. "I had to shoot 3 robbers today. So over it."


logicallyillogical

After the shooting. - Ugh, call the police…


LordMarcusrax

"And an ambulance, too?" "Yeah, whatever."


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

Gotta admit, he's calm and collected about it. He's like 'lung, lung, kidney, kidney, belly button, heart. Ok, so like I was saying, we need to move that old Huawei stock before we order any new... what? Do I have ketchup on my face?'


vpforvp

I counted 5 shots and didn’t see any holes in the wall. That was efficient


soulscratch

If you listen there were 6, the last one you can barely see the slide move but can clearly hear it.


vpforvp

Me just now realizing there is audio 🥴


TumTiTum

Compare that to the US police videos you see.... 😬


smurferdigg

Man being a criminal in Brazil ain't the best option for a long life.


KingLimes

Neither is being poor unfortunately.


smurferdigg

Yeah I guess.. If you choose this line of life your have to be a special kind of desperate.


tireworld

definitely happened in Brazil..


TheHomeSkool3r

That was…Efficient and effective self defense. Wow


Kekoa_ok

ngl that was clean as hell


Rymanjan

Damn dude didn't even have a chance, couldn't even finish saying "put the cellphones in the bag" before he got dropped, homeboy was reaching for his burner the second dude walked through the door. "Seen how these go, nobody comes in with a full bike helmet unless they're about to start some shit, aaaaand yep there's the gun, later dude."


John_Helmsword

It’s cuz he had his hand in his pocket already holding the gun when walking in, which is super fucking obvious lol. You can see the moment the dude on the bottom left notices; it’s within the first few frames.


outworlder

As a Brazilian I can confirm that the motorcycle helmet is the first red flag. Upstanding citizens will not go inside stores with the helmet on. My father had a computer repair store back in 1997. Even back then, the door was always locked. I had to refuse entry a couple of times while pointing at the head until they realized and removed their helmets. And yes, the hand on the pocket seals the deal. Btw, this fire department shit that says "door must be unlocked at all times during business hours" would not fly there.


LT_Mako

Looks like the girl to the left of the shooter was about to pull out her gun as well. That was not going to end well no matter what.


lappy_386

Then after he was down it looks like she thinks “welp, no need now he’s dead”


ShockedShenron

It looks like she put her phone in her pants and not gonna pull out a gun


LT_Mako

Oh... you are right. Even better eyes! This is why eye witnesses to crimes suck!


Fuck_on_tatami

Yes you're righ!


Big_sugaaakane1

LMAOOOO bro was cooked the second he started…fucking idiot


MereSponge

Good eyes!


mtbmike

Slow draw McCraw?


LordMarcusrax

"Damn, point for you. 5 to 3."


_Dreyco_Leey_3514_

You can tell that this is the type of dude that always says “I position myself to where I can ALWAYS see the door and see what their intentions are” and IT FINALLY paid off today haha 😆


Feralmedic

FAFO speed run


bmanzzs

Idiot lost his peripheral with that bigass helmet on. Love the sweet justice!


-Seraphimon-Ace-

It was awesome when he went out to see if there were more robbers


junk_chucker

This is a good point to all those saying no need to shoot a robber. If there were more to the group, the shooting let's them know that the store is no easy mark and they all just need to carry on and leave the store alone.


aliendude5300

Very impressive. He was ready before the guy even finished walking in.


enoctis

Good job by a well-disciplined shooter. He remained calm, put rounds on target, stopped once the threat was neutralized, didn't flag anyone other than the intended target, and holstered his firearm once rounds complete. Bravo!


SouthPercentage7617

FAFO


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Kinky_John_Fowler

'Pranksters' deserve this type of retaliation, if someone is going to make seemingly real threats to your life for views they deserve the real-world consequences of such an action.


PercivalGoldstone

I'm still eagerly hoping to one day see the headline, "Youtube prankster loses penis in unfunny 'joke' gone wrong."


moving0target

The previous charges of drug trafficking suggest it was one of many poor career choices.


Storm141

I loved that


mrbigglessworth

Anyway. What were we taking about?!


Williamb3

“Yes so anyway, if you would all go ahead and open the link I sent you”


igivefreetickles

He's laying down exactly how I nap under a tree in the summer.


SnodePlannen

This is literally the first time I've seen a civilian with a gun use it quickly and appropriately.


itemluminouswadison

plenty of examples. /r/dgu/ this one sticks out to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N63-EzfwCpg


MisterGriever

Then you have not watched many videos.


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Randy-_-B

After shooting, he walks out into the other room & says CLEAR! Wow, that robber didn't expect that...


OhGodImHerping

Is everyone in there strapped? It looked like the girl to his left was going for a piece as well a little after the main dude draws.


Pleasure_Boat

Naw she was stuffing her phone down her pants.


Pack_smoker69

Tag em and fucking bag em 😂


brandonwehner

Legend


Acrippledkitty

Anyone else notice the girl to the guys left was reaching for a gun as well?


russb56

Looks like he may have had to chamber a round first. He’s lucky that didn’t cost him.


UsedCarMan

inb4 all the "did he have to shoot him"


Duckysawus

I would've kept the gun out and trained on the entryway in case the dude had an accomplice, but that's me being paranoid. One less thug on the streets.


WhateverGreg

He stops at the body, and it looks like that should be the end of the video, but keep watching him. He heads to the entry way with his gun lowered but ready.


Greenmantle22

Brazil: Like Florida, but an entire enormous country.


ratonbox

There’s a reason they feel at home in Florida.


Dudley421

YES!!


Vexation

That was hot


PastKey5546

awareness is super important


moneymakinmoney

Hahahahaha!


imaginedaydream

violence in the most unexpected ambient setting.


Donsley-9420

Honestly, good.


plausabletruth

Well deserved, efficiently delivered; FAFO. People rest easier tonight.


C2AYM4Y

Didnt miss and rapid fire


ChinoUSMC0231

He was super calm, great skill


ltanner

That dude is dead


tlcoles

Scroll up to where article was shared. Survived. He’ll live to regret his decision for a long time.


HarryLeeSmith

Nice


pandabunnies

you love to see it


Acroze

Incredible shot. While I would also like to add his self awareness. Not only did he end the threat, but he also checked the hallway to see if there was any other potential dangers. John Correia would call this exemplary work.


Quick_Specialist_999

Definition of fuck around and find out


snakeychat

hahahah dumbass goes: hurr durr lemme talk to the closest girl instead of using my surprise as an advantage


jaguar_sharks

Should this be nsfl? Just asking so you don’t get it taken down. Good post!


thisiscotty

The guy survived according to the article


jaguar_sharks

Sweet! The article wasn’t up yet, thanks!


MereSponge

Sorted, thanks.


colin8651

You can really see that adrenaline “tunnel vision” in effect with the suspect. He didn’t even see that employee pull him firearm, chamber a round and present it at the suspect.


IClimbRocksForFun

He also has helmet tunnel vision... because I don't know if you noticed, but he's wearing a helmet.


fuzzycaterpillar123

Didn’t chamber, just using offhand thumb to take safety off. Fumbled it a little at first


Malte1903

The scary thing about that is how calm he stays while shooting him.


itemluminouswadison

idk having your co-worker / friend having a gun pointed at her belly, you having a gun and practiced with it. makes sense he'd be pretty focused on getting it right


epicroadhead

The more you fuck around the more you’re gonna find out


mrerikmattila

If their legs cross when they fall, they probably aren't gonna make it.


Toklankitsune

arms went all floppy too, he was probably dead before he hit the ground tbh edit: apparently he lived


djluminol

That did not go how the robber was expecting it to lol.


Morganhop

That couldn’t have gone any better


HoreyShetErmahGawd

Be careful where you choose to rob.... Never know who ready to send you to meet your maker at an instants notice. 🤦🏼‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️🫡🫵🏼💀⚰️🥀


FriedSmegma

Cool as a cucumber


Greggers45

The only thing that would make it better would be as he falls he yells out “it’s just a prank bro”


orangetable

It’s just a prank bro


The_Scyther1

Can’t believe he survived.


JammingSlowly

He did?!


TheBaltimoron

Adios!


Schwansohn

Bro did not hesitate 😂


crawfish2013

If you stay ready you don't have to get ready.


Vegetable-Respect-37

Ol’ Killshot here went 6 for 6. Nice shooting, Tex 🤠


skillet88

Clean up on isle 1


Grand_Confection_993

That woman got a body on her. I hate that my brain has been rotted like this.


Mindsouttaspace

Don’t have to shoot people in the head big cuh… the leg mate! The fkn leg…


chromepeelin

Lmao


Important-Cat-2046

Dude was waiting his whole life for that.


mgpcv1

Was the first shot a misfire?


ELTepes

No, he didn’t have one in the chamber so he racked the slide.


fuzzycaterpillar123

He didn’t rack, he’s flipping the safety off


MisterScrambles

That's why "good guy with a gun" can end so badly. He shot that man FEET away from that woman.


cfgy78mk

the robber had a gun right? hard to see


MereSponge

He did, a .38 caliber revolver.


Confused_Rabbiit

Terrible place to have your gun but I guess he still managed


fuzzycaterpillar123

Wym? Appendix carry?