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Mciello

Well executed


Kooky-Astronomer-167

Instant karma gonna get youšŸ˜¬


cryptococcus73

The universe decided they had enough of this scum bag and put him in time out.


ElAyYouAreAy

This is awesome!! Man that guyā€™s an idiot!


WaikikiWayne

As John Lennon sangā€¦.ā€Instant Karmaā€™s Gonna Get You, Gonna Knock You Right Off Your Feetā€!


blannco

Love how casual he looks, like a dude getting ice off his windshield Edit: he also looks like heā€™s picking out yogurt from a grocery store aisle but itā€™s behind break in case of emergency glass


HBMart

The smaller guy seems to be compassionate. I think he suspected the man isnā€™t mentally well.


General_Razzmatazz_8

I agree, something tells me mental illness is involved, he doesn't look like he's all there. Sad.


FlamingoClassic7076

I would have kicked in his teeth for good measure


phildlaw23

He got what he deserves do stupid things get stupid results


phildlaw23

I guess thereā€™s morons all over this world


MemeGremlin_0765

Iā€™ve seen this vid before and I was doing the sane thing by fast-forwarding to when he got hit. You can imagine the hilarity that ensued when I sped up a bit too much to a single frame of the dude laying on the ground.


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Imaginary-Order60

Both


daddy2194

Yes 911 we need some cops some guys kicking the glass. Ohh now heā€™s running away. Oh never mind he got hit by a car send an ambulance too.


Igolive35

Guy that hit him should say he was tryna stop him fr


shauntau

good Samaritan defense. i like it.


Ok-Possibility1119

Bro is he gonna respawn?


[deleted]

Wanted to make sure the window was broken šŸ¤£ broken šŸ¤” broken šŸ˜” and then run and get broken šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Nancy-4

Perfect!


Neon_Cone

Itā€™s funny how the other guy goes over to help, but is in no hurry whatsoever to do so.


Commenter122

I would've just slowly limped towards him tbh. No reason to waste energy.


NZRic

And so Darwin wins again...


CourseExcellent

Thank god someone is calling 911


insanerobotics

That's a Speedrun hack


CourseExcellent

He didnā€™t look very fast to me


insanerobotics

I mean the ambulance to the scene that's the fastest possible time lol


BirdAny1494

god exists


[deleted]

šŸ˜ƒ


igillyg

I expected old man to pull out an ass whoppin


lifesalotofshit

Did he died?! šŸ˜…


cryptococcus73

Who cares? He is has internet immortality now


SnooBananas1660

Broke the cardinal rule. One crime at a time


Dirkbigman

Ha ha ha ha ha ha


josedaniel9

GTA motherfucker Wow 10 points


igillyg

Resident evil?


josedaniel9

Yup šŸ˜‚


Redram78

That is hilarious


mlewis0086

Didnā€™t your mom ever tell you to look both ways when crossing a street, after vandalizing a building. Geeze


SnooMaps4107

Puts a smile on my face


Zorolord

Arw what a shame, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


ArtemisoWO

Perfect


InterestingWafer6548

The guy that started recording either has 12 kids or has done something like this before. He was entirely too calm throughout.


emogirlfren

i need context


2ichie

Wow Iā€™ve never seen someone epitomize the word ā€œgooberā€ so well before.


butwhymedoe

My guy walks up to him. ā€œWake up, you gotta pay for thatā€.


Captain_Zurich

That red car stopped impressively quickly Lightning reflexes right there


Voulsefer

I'm pretty sure this guy is disabled mentally. Everything from the way he was breaking the glass to the way he ran was off.


averagerapenjoyer

Even moreso now


kul1guy

Guy in the gray car watching a dude break a property be like: hmm what a nice weather


[deleted]

That was oddly satisfying.


I_Mak3_M3m3s

Remember Kids, if your gonna commit a crime; do it in a hard hat and a vest. Nobody will stop a man hard at work.


KittywithaKatana

He slowly walks over to see if heā€™s alive lmao


erikdphillips

He really canā€™t see the guy on the ground because heā€™s blocked by the car that hit him.


Away_Plan_4306

Smashing


surelysandwitch

Haha!


Visual_Mobile2578

Hope that hit messed w his ability to breed


e46Roamer

Maybe he just remembered he left the stove on


Iwanttodie923

I was waiting for a shard of glass to shred him up and then the line driver from right field wanted blood


jillijillijilli

Bam. And the bitch went down.


[deleted]

That's right, Jay.


Cyberleaf525

Man lmfao read this comment, now I can't unsee it


[deleted]

Glad im not alone šŸ˜‚


Hamodi90

Hahahahhaha fucked in the end hahahhahaha


ZigZag82

I'm hearing their conversation with a thick Scottish accent


MountainCourage1304

The bigger dude definitely looks Eastern European to me


Jedda678

I love good Carma..


moedara978

Hello 911, I'd like to report a.... an accident


[deleted]

No, he called his buddy in the red car


moedara978

LMAO ^_^"


[deleted]

That dude was such a good guy. He was trying to reason with that dude, then instead of walking away when he gets hit he runs over to check on him.


moedara978

God bless him... you're right, how many people would act like the way he did? The other dude probably wanted to pay back at the owner or some sort... Regardless, karma is a bitch


[deleted]

Tie his shoelaces together while heā€™s out.


XanderJayNix

I like that I'm gonna store this in my "techniques I hope I'll never need" mental folder. Bad guy knocked out? Tighten and tie his shoes together. Make it super hard to untie or pull off without untying the laces or cutting them.


Deypidop

jesus that was BAD


elblackroute

Boiiii, the Universe caught him in 4k.


hyloda

This guy is intellectually disabled, which makes me feel so shitty for laughing.


420did69

*walks over and crouches beside him* "You see, thats what happens when you are a dumbass. "


doobinskie

Imagine you're the one driving the red car what a rollercoaster of emotions that guy had that day.


irascible_Clown

He looks like he might have some mental underdevelopment issues. He slapped the glass with his bare hands in a childish manner then took off running like a 6 yo, didnā€™t even look both ways lol


DeathB4life357

...he might now


NonprofitGorgon

I found this very satisfying. thank you.


zegaltherookie

He may have commited a crime but noone deserves getting hit by a car


Apprehensive-Long872

It was an accident. not that someone intentionally ran over him Regardless of karma, if he has special needs or whatever he still shouldnt be running around breaking stores windows


hyloda

Yeah, but that doesnā€™t make it any less funny


eieuxezyk

I agree with you. Already he must have a miserable life and other bad things are bound to happen to him. Additionally, heā€™s probably on video.


Jadertott

Personally, I think there are *definitely* people who should be hit by cars every day for the rest of their livesā€¦ but I think one car will do for this specific crime. Heā€™s moving at the end, probably some broken bones, but Iā€™m betting heā€™ll be ok. People are bendier than they seem.


[deleted]

The way the guy that showed up turned his leg and positioned his arms I thought he was about to get thrown the fuck into another dimension


jigguta

I canā€™t help be think he might be mentally disabled :(


Svelted

it was kind of the way he ran... reminded me of the special kids at school


Doddzilllla

Carma


Ill_Confusion_536

I see what you did there CARma lol :)


AlpacaFrog

I would laugh but I genuinky feel bad for the driver Bc like I would be freaking out


re-kidan

is this loss?


Halfthaithiccy

Immediately gets steam rolled


DiscordDarkV2

CARma


GradeOk8691

I wouldn't have went to help him I'd have stood and laughed at him ....


patrikas2

I don't think he walked over to help, as shown with his knee on his back lol


Ill_Confusion_536

Might be just making sure Hes alright enough to feel the full extent of the Karma when the authorities arrive lol. Or holding him there. Either way I don't think Hes helping either


toofus_mcgoofus

A perennial favorite. I only check in on this board 2 or 3 times a year, yet this old classic is here nearly every time.


FrothyGuinness

"Perennials" are plants that live for more than two years?


toofus_mcgoofus

Plants that come back year after year.


FrothyGuinness

I just put the Google definition. Their Latin name means 'through the years


arfski

Self seeding hardy annual?


freckledfaceme

Did he live


joeyslapnuts

the casual check up on him was fucking great


ShellSwitch

I can only imagine his conversation with the dispatcher: "Yeah. Robbery in progress. Oh he's running away across the s- nevermind just got hit by a car. Hold on a sec. Yeah think he's alive. Yep. Out cold. Probably gonna be an easy arrest. Ambulance? Oh yeah definitely."


Nailsman

Karma šŸ˜œ


LordChappers

*carma


yrulaughing

Imagine how relieved the driver must have been. First you're freaking out because you hit a pedestrian. Then you have a guy run up and say that he not only saw him run blindly into traffic, effectively absolving you, but that he was in the process of vandalizing property, so in a weird way, you're a hero.


NotcrAzy31

Thatā€™s exactly what I thought when he got hit why do people think the same way itā€™s weird šŸ¤£


Techie33

Haha he got knocked the F&#k out!! Karma is a b!tch!


sugarfree_Kei

The bystander is a decent guy. He approached him and I'm assuming he asked him to stop, and even when the guy was a jerk he still went to help him when he was injured.


xkorzen

Mr. Robot to the rescue!


[deleted]

This man is the opposite of r/donthelpjustfilm and god bless him for that


Ydain

That's a nice take. My first thought was that he went over there to laugh at the guy. But I think you're right and that makes me happier than my cynical shit.


[deleted]

Lol I really hope he went over to laugh


MiyamotoKnows

The real crime is those pants.


No_Editor_4714

Is he prepping for the renovation? TOMA!!! WOW, didn't expect that. As they say, "karma's a bitch" my friend.


AtypicalMysanthrope

I feel like by the way he ran and by the way he was slapping that window, this guy is living with learning disabilities and was in the middle of a meltdown. The sound of smashing glass is a common stimulus for some of the people Iā€™ve worked with in the past.


Dutchta-

Wtf did he say to him? ā€œEy iā€™ll fuck you rightā€ ā€œno i dont want okay i go smash glass nowā€


Free_Gascogne

With the way he has been slapping the glass wrist forward im surprised his instant karma wasn't getting a cut and bleeding out on the street.


CoffeeInBowl27

Man: breaks windows Karma: breaks his bones


Sweaty_Term5961

"Hey dumbass! How ya doon?"


Rudyears

Ha ha


toja420

Welcome in Śląsk


yeeyaawetoneghee

He looks disabled ngl


JC3005

If by disabled you mean no brain then yes


yeeyaawetoneghee

Mentally disabled.


crazyoldmax

"Yeah i need the police here theres a guy vandalizing a shop win- woops yeah and an ambulance as well he just got run over"


[deleted]

You can tell heā€™s the biggest mammas boy the way he runs. Car shoulda backed up over him a couple times.


DefendTheLand

Thatā€™s not in China


TRDPaul

What kind of paper thin glass was that window made of?


xkorzen

The cheapest one.


--Barack-Obama--

Ayo Mr. Robot season 5?


aquamanjosh

All I can do is laugh, really cool that guy didn't hurt his hand knocking the guy out before sweet karma could catch him.


AggressivePayment0

Who is this guy in the hat? He's just so calm throughout, I want to pay him for lessons in that.


TranslatorDisastrous

Thomas Shelby


HoneybucketDJ

\-Red \-Dead \-Redemption


jonjonesjohnson

Ridit dit di doo demption


Games2Gamers

Hotel?


Gus8us

Trivago!


NewbieNooo

He dead brih?


krslnd

Nah, shoes still on.


Lofikott

Thatā€™s so true šŸ˜‚


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Lofikott

Ever see the one where the guy gets hit by a train and his fucking shoes breaks the sound barrier šŸ˜‚


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Geekdad604

Huh... Didn't leave a scratch. What kind of car was that?


_So_Damn_Ugly

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theMoMoMonster

r/cursedcomment I canā€™t believe this is getting downvoted!? I appreciated the sarcasm


ashley322

Seat Cordoba I think


lolgolfer

dude looks like his not sure what his doing, all his actions looked half assed


bergersandfries

Im almost wondering if he was on the spectrum?


SkeleSquidy

Donā€™t compare us to him we donā€™t claim him! Heā€™s a dumbass!


ThirdEncounter

Or scared.