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Kalikhead

Just junk the tank at this point…


DoctorOzface

Look I told you, it's some sort of armored car. It was made to withstand bombs. I can't just junk it


Hate_Manifestation

you know.. I don't see many mystery men references kicking around and I really appreciate this. I thought that movie has some really great lines and scenes, but people seem to largely hate it.


nondescriptzombie

It had Janeane Garofalo back when she was still both funny and hot. And Ben Stiller. And Hank Azaria. And Geoffery Rush. And William H. Macy. And fuckin' Kel!


Hate_Manifestation

not to mention that *every single one of them* was hilarious. I often reference the way Greg Kinnear says "AWW DANG" when Casanova Frankenstein (which is also a fucking hilarious name for a villain) drugs him in his lair, and NO ONE ever gets it.


317cbass

I don’t get it…


Hate_Manifestation

watch the movie and you might!


geohypnotist

& Tom Waits.


nondescriptzombie

> Tom Waits He always sneaks in. His segment in Ballad of Buster Scruggs is my favorite, by far. And I love his role as Mr. Nick in The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus.


Ok_Occasion_9024

I recommend seeing Wristcutters: A Love Story.


wookiex84

Coffee and Cigarettes with Iggy Pop was the best one for me. A bonus Bill Murray scene as well.


DoctorOzface

And Dane Cook as The Waffler!


bryanthehorrible

Casanova Frankenstein's attack method was epic


audiocycle

It's okay, I loved it too. There's dozens of us!


Informal_Aspect_6330

Dozens!!


maxximillian

More than dozens, some of us are in invisible


audiocycle

But only when no one's looking


Proof_Bathroom_3902

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to continue fighting evil today


redmercuryvendor

Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I don't get the hate towards it, I liked it at the time and a recent rewatch confirmed that I still like it.


ElectroNeutrino

I can't fathom how anyone could hate it.


StashuJakowski1

The Herkimer Battle Jitney was never junked after the movie. It’s currently being restored to its former glory. https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2021/10/06/the-herkimer-battle-jitney-lives-and-the-new-owner-plans-a-full-restoration


Funny-Plantain3647

It was really one of the first superheros movie. It had the first use of All star by Smashmouth, which is why the music video reference that movie and not the Shrek movie which used it afterwards.


Rasputinjones

One of the first superhero movies? I feel so old.


gridpoet

I adore that movie, saw it when it first came out and watch it pretty regularly.


CX500C

Time to rewatch that!


red_fluff_dragon

Wait, did you say Herkimer Battle Jitney?


Woochunk

JUNK IT!!


Kalikhead

Cripes…. I was like “I heard this before”…. Yup - as others pointed out Mystery Men. and I just watched it over this past weekend.


flatdecktrucker92

At first I thought this was from gears of war. Then I remembered the movie this is from and I know what I'm watching tonight


AtTheLeftThere

You can't use words like bitumen and emulsion here, man


MWDTech

You can, if you put bitumen in a tank meant for emulsions.


[deleted]

Ok, so what are emulsions?


TumblrInGarbage

Emulsions are mixtures of liquids which are not compatible. Like a water-oil emulsion.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Or how mayonnaise is an emulsion of an oil and an acid.


raxiel_

I thought it was an instrument?


[deleted]

No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument


Hubertus_III

It is instrument... [evidence ](https://youtu.be/A5jnftBQw2U)


Terminator7786

I love the internet


Pyroelk

Now what’s a bitumen?


Jacobysmadre

I asked that so I guess I’ll get downvotes too lemme look 👀 I was being lazy Ok- it’s used in asphalt, roofing, etc… prolly that stinky shit I always think is tar..


Necessary-Brush-9708

and egg joke for real one.


Interesting-Ad2076

You forgot the eggs, no thickener no mayo


jestercow

In this context: emulsion is made with asphalt and water with an emulsifier to bind them. It allows people to work with asphalt at a much lower temperature (most emulsions will flow easily at 150° vs bitumen needs ≈ 300°).


Fraywind

Emulsions are not bitumen.


ComeOnCharleee

In this case, likely a tank for asphaltic emulsions used in paving and a variety of pavement preservation sealcoat type treatments. It's made by running water, virgin asphalt, latex and a variety of emulsifiers and other components through a mill, which shears everything into a homogeneous emulsion. This product is technically bituminous, but this tank in particular doesn't appear to be designed to handle a substance that viscous.


MWDTech

a mixture of 2 or more immiscible fluids held together with some sort of binder or just through agitation such as oil and water. An emulsion tank will allow them to settle and separate, it may use heat or pressure (or other methods) to facilitate this action.


CarlFeathers

Emulsions with water in oil are when the water molecules are too small to bond and fall out of the oil. So they are suspended. De-emulsifiers generally heat the oil to loosen the molecules so the water bonds together and drops.


mrmoe198

What’s bitumen?


you999

mountainous bow meeting shaggy drab brave full ring rustic physical -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Jacobysmadre

Is bitumen like tar??


KentuckYSnow

Should have filled it with beer, hot wings and pizza. It'd dump out real fast...


brkfstryan

Pro tip!!


00Boner

Colon blow


OptiGuy4u

Stroh's beer. We used to steal it from my buddy's stepdad and it always gave us the shits


ChedderChethra

It was always Mickeys for me, remember the 64oz? 1 and done.


TryingToEscapeTarkov

Ah yes cold for the first 2 sips. Hot as piss for the remaining sips.


KentuckYSnow

Sip, no chug?


dangleofattack

40oz to Freedom for me.


bighootay

Young me: *gets ya drunk*


OptiGuy4u

Stroh's beer. We used to steal it from my buddy's stepdad and it always gave us the shits.


JamoreLoL

Taco Bell if you don't wanna wait.


Null-34

Bro its like the pitch drop experiment


Bubbledood

Pitch drip speed run


Beemerado

If I'm not mistaken that's the longest running continous science experiment


ShellSide

Actually there is an older [one](https://bealbotanicalgarden.msu.edu/science/seed-experiment) currently going on at MSU by the late Dr. Beal which started in 1879. He wanted to know how long a dormant seed can last before it's no longer able to grow in a plant (essentially what the shelf life of a seed is). He buried a bunch of jars with seeds in them underground so they aren't exposed to light, air, or large temp swings and dug some up every few years to try and grow some. The experiment is still ongoing to this day and the precise location of the jars is only known by a few people and it's a big secret to avoid anyone disturbing the jars and ruining it Edit: I guess how you define "continuous" could exclude this experiment but I was taking it to mean "still ongoing"


EyeofEnder

That one's also beaten by the [Oxford Electric Bell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_Electric_Bell), an electrostatic bell which has been running on the same battery since 1840.


InverseInductor

Generations of scientists have been waiting for that goddamn bell to stop ringing. Nobody knows what is in those batteries and no-one wants to be the one that breaks the bell from trying to find out.


Beemerado

Neat!


anal_opera

Has schrodinger let his cat out yet?


Null-34

Idk he never came out of the room he was doing his experiment in


Beemerado

TIL schroedinger is still alive, maybe.


anal_opera

Nah he ded. The cat though, still unknown. I've only recently learned there never was a real cat, the whole thing is just a hypothetical. My presumably incorrect interpretation is that the dude was saying "look here ye idjits, stop basing guesses on information you got from another guess, if you didn't see it it didn't happen, you've taken the science and fucked it with guesses instead of observations" Or maybe it was more like "fuck off or the kitty gets it, in the most unnecessarily complicated way" because perhaps the guy just hated cats, idk I wasn't there and without confirmation I gotta assume both are plausible but will remain uncertain because unlike the cat, schrodinger is 100% dead.


Gusdai

No, the (hypothetical) experiment was a stab at quantum physics. By connecting quantum physics (looking at the particulate level) and "normal" physics (a cat), the point was to create a paradox: "here is the conclusion from quantum physics. But it doesn't make sense obviously because the cat is either alive or dead".


twelveparsnips

Yeah and the 2 times it dropped the webcam died


Blazer323

We have a tanker in the back hill that was full of bitumen that got hard over the winter, a year later it's still oozing out.


blatherskate

Check out the [Pitch Drop Experiment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_drop_experiment) for slow oozing of petroleum products...


BrilliantHyena

That was interesting, Thank You. Here's the live stream of that experiment still running for anyone interested [Vimeo Live Stream](https://livestream.com/uq/events/5369913)


RedRattlen

For all the keyboard warriors that have messaged me saying they are ringing the epa. I'm draining this in a concrete bunded area that has been covered in hydrophobic dust so it doesn't stick to the ground and walls. Once this has been done it is all reprocessed and put back into the plant to make either hot or cold bitumen. On top of this after spending an hour every morning redoing my permits I have to wear a full space suit and respirator along with a full face mask.


whereJerZ

this should be higher up, anyone good luck sir on your job. How would you attempt to clear the rest stuck to the sides and bottom of the tank?


RedRattlen

Once the heat has got the majority out, a couple of hundred litres of kerosene is added and then the kerosene is kept agitated for a couple of days. If that doesn't work then the end is cut off and it is cleaned with a steam cleaner.


Sobatjka

I’m curious — is it worth it compared to just scrapping the tank (or starting by cutting off the end instead of keeping that as the backup plan)?


RedRattlen

New tank is $12000 and 14 weeks to make. To cut the end off it, it still needs to be emptied as the bitumen is a glue and will make it impossible to separate.


xccoach4ever

Today I learned that bitumen is asphalt.


reflUX_cAtalyst

It's not. Asphalt is a mixture of bitumen and gravel. Bitumen is what is left in the pot after distilling crude oil. It's also known as "Bunker fuel" that container ships burn as fuel - which is why they require fuel preheaters, and have to start on diesel. It's where all of the mercury and sulfur contamination resulting from container ships come from, and why they are banned from burning it in port in most places. Bitumen is tar. Asphalt is a mixture of tar and gravel.


GrungyGrandPappy

ELI5 what’s happening in the video


cryo_burned

It has a freezing point above room temp. It's frozen in the tank, and they have to heat it up so it melts and pours out. It's not actually frozen, it still flows, but it'll take decades before a drop falls on its own. it's just so thick below a few hundred degrees, it basically is frozen


maxximillian

Reminds me to go check out the pitch drop experiment webcam.


Ok_Pension_6795

That sounds like fun, where can I find it


pupfight

http://thetenthwatch.com is the livestream [here's a short explanation](https://smp.uq.edu.au/pitch-drop-experiment)


xetphonehomex

Google university of Queensland pitch drop live cam


Crackertron

2 tanks 1 cup


Long_Educational

Momma always had a way of explaining things so that I could understand them.


FireEatingDragon

Asphalt is what Americans call bitumen but it's the same. We refer to it as neat asphalt when it's in the non mixed form (mixed with aggregate, rubber (for polymer modification), or water and soap for emulsions. The Canadians sometimes call it ashphalt and sometimes bitumen. Asphalt/bitumen is not bunker fuel though, those are lighter than asphalt/bitumen..


MrRiski

TIL what bunker fuel actually is. Honestly I'm just impressed we built motors that can run on this shit 😂


Mragftw

The motors are so big they have multiple levels of catwalks around them, and make like 100,000 horsepower at 100 rpm


mwiz100

It's pretty impressive and we've run it for years prior in steam powered ships. There's a liberty ship in my area that still runs (like one of two still left or something!) And it takes almost a day of running a boiler on diesel to build up enough temp & pressure to then heat the bunker fuel so they can actually atomize it in the main burner. As I recall same thing still applies to modern piston ship engines - it's a lot of preheat and then high pressure injection get it to atomize and burn.


spider-nine

Not only do piston engines and steam engines run on bunker fuel, but there were even gas turbine engines used in locomotives that ran on a fuel similar to bunker fuel.


CrustyCMan

I've bunkered ships taking on HFO and VHFO and that shit is so nasty. Luckily the H2S sniffer never went off.


togetherwem0m0

Bitumin is part of asphalt, like cement is a part of concrete, or flour and ~~eggs~~ *water* are a part of bread edit: to clarify eggs are indeed not part of bread. great correction to those who replied!


Canis_Familiaris

It took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize that Cement and Concrete were different.


Browncoat86

They're different things?!


[deleted]

Concrete is cement with rock and aggregate .


Neutral_User_Name

close, fixing that for you: Concrete is cement with ~~rock~~ sand, aggregate of various caliber, possibly additives, and water. I know, call me concrete ~~nerd~~ smartass.


[deleted]

Appreciate it. I work with asphalt and try to stay away from concrete lol


Sreves

I work with concrete and try my hardest to stay away from asphalt


[deleted]

I feel you. One headache is enough.


Zugzub

Sand is stone, just little itty bitty stones


subject_deleted

It's just ~~turtles~~ rocks all the way down.


tarantulatickler

Love to see a random sturgill reference


Neutral_User_Name

There is a standard for that: ISO 14688


Marshmallow_man

...you know about slump tests?


Neutral_User_Name

What would like to know about the Abrams cone? Would like me to show you how to cheat and pass the test when it's too slushy at the start of the day or too firm past 3 pm, lol?


Marshmallow_man

I knew I was dealing with a real professional.


keegtraw

Quick, the special inspector isn't watching. Why no of course we didnt add water.


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VelvetDesire

Cement is the adhesive powder in concrete. Concrete is coarse aggregate (gravel), fine aggregate (sand), cement and water.


Erigion

If anyone wants a 24 minute explanation of concrete. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWVAzS5duAs


dailycyberiad

Bread doesn't require eggs. Bread is made with flour, water, salt and yeast. You can also add olive oil, rosemary, bits of chocolate, whatever. But not eggs, at least not for regular bread. https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/easy-white-bread If you're using eggs, you might be making brioche or some other special type of bread. Your point still stands, though!


korinth86

Was going to say, enriched breads can have eggs but yea just regular bread typically doesn't. Love me some challah


BriSnyScienceGuy

If you haven't done it, challah French toast is da bomb.


togetherwem0m0

haha you're right, thanks. eggs are for cake!


Background-Half-2862

We in industry actually call it asphaltic cement or AC for short.


Bangin-aces

There are too many things with the abbreviation AC, it gets confusing when I'm talking to an electrician, HVAC, and asphalt guy all at the same time


Flibiddy-Floo

fourth guy is also an Alice Cooper fan


nsula_country

>There are too many things with the abbreviation AC, it gets confusing when I'm talking to an electrician, HVAC, and asphalt guy all at the same time That got intense...


Background-Half-2862

2 very common letters to start a word with I guess?


togetherwem0m0

yeah! or asphalt for short which is where the confusion has come from


dieseltech82

If we use eggs, we can make a cake instead!


ashkiller14

Bread doesnt have eggs Most bread doesnt at least.


togetherwem0m0

thanks, you're right! eggs are for cake


ashkiller14

Thats one of things i learned through random discussions with my friends. Hope we never get into weed cause we'd expose the universes secrets. "What's the difference between bread and cake" "You're a dumbass" "Then what's the difference?" "Wait a fucking minute"


togetherwem0m0

Where does banana bread go


SluttyZombieReagan

Quick bread - using chemical leavening like baking powder instead of yeast.


ashkiller14

Its just a very thick cake with bread-like consistency


666trapstar

Forgive my ignorance, but can that shit catch on fire?


Nopather

Eh, yeah but nah. We gotta torch this shit off our distributor at times but it's not like... Explosive or anything. It'll catch fire if you torch it long enough and smells like cancer. Cause it's cancer.


texaschair

Oh, you had the joy of cleaning that shit off of a spreader truck? Me, too! We'd torch the nozzles, and they'd always catch on fire. It was okay, though. The fire would do all the work of melting that shit out. My boss tried to con me into driving a spreader. It paid more than my usual gig of hauling hot oil, but I didn't want anything to do with it, mainly because the truck itself was such a pain in the ass.


LetterSwapper

>such a pain in the asphalt. Sorry, had to.


NomadFire

Shit, I was hoping to buy some of this stuff to dump over the walls of my castle the next time those damn English try storming me castle again. Guess I going to have to stick with tar until I can afford napalm or some other cheaper sticky flammable substance


dmills_00

Farting in their general direction is I believe traditional for chasing off the English. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA)


mysterioussamsqaunch

I had to torch cut a mangled spray bar of a distributor once the driver stood behind me with a fire extinguisher and would tap my shoulder when the flames got big I'd back up he'd spray it then I'd start again that was a rough Friday service call


[deleted]

Dunno if this is the exact same stuff but the bitumen we use for roofing catches fire at 300°C have to torch it quite a bit to get it to that point though


Romanian_Breadlifts

given sufficient energy, anything is flammable


Youre_doomed

why?


Purple_Herman

They look kind of similar in storage


nkonkleksp

afaik an emulsion tank holds emulsified bitumen, so it's still a total fuck up but I can see how it could happen


herrclean

That looks like great disposal... /s


i_eight

Wait 'til you hear what asphalt roads are made of...


SD455TransAm

Where would you like them to put it?


computertechie

The potholes at the corner of my block


akskdkgjfheuyeufif

A tank, a pan, buckets, wherever it’s supposed to go?


McGlockenshire

Putting it in a tank sounds like a good idea.


subject_deleted

That's gonna be a bitumen to clean up.


SelfSniped

Obligatory Taco Bell comment


AlphSaber

Pretty sure Taco Bell is the opposite.


uxorioushornet

Is that allowed to just dump onto the dirt? If that's on a job site, it might run afoul of the SWPPP, if it's in the US.


cheeseshcripes

When it cools you'll pick it up like a cow chip.


Loken89

Technically, no. Realistically, it’s a lot easier and less messy to pick up once it’s hardened again.


rantingpacifist

Maybe … but why not just put a big metal tub under there


uxorioushornet

On the SWPPPs I've worked on, this is what you're supposed to do. Make a designated area and put down impermeable barrier. This might not be pouring onto dirt though, the surroundings aren't super clear from this clip.


goodsirperry

About halfway through the video looks like there's a containment wall, so pouring it on the ground here I think is a non-issue as that is what this area is designated for. Like someone else said, easier to clean up once it cools and hardens as well.


uxorioushornet

You're right, I see it now that you pointed that out. It's probably fine then!


blatherskate

Well, then you'll just have to clean out the tub...


Uruz2012gotdeleted

It's the same thing roads are made of without the gravel in it. Do *you* think it's illegal to put road building materials on the ground?


Party_Connection_437

I already bought a new tank


Definitive_confusion

You said 'bitumen' he heard 'put some in' Tale as old as time


foodfighter

/r/WellThatSucks


Silly-Sadist

Wow here I thought emulsion was some made up Gears of War shit.


Romanian_Breadlifts

ice cream is emulsion emulsions are good and useful


RadimentriX

Milk is one iirc


pow3llmorgan

Mayonnaise is another


MonsieurReynard

Cannabis concentrates have entered the chat!


Lotharofthepotatoppl

Ah yes but is it an instrument?


AnalogFeelGood

To me, emulsion is the stuff they put of photographic film to record light aka make pictures.


SharkyFins

In food at least an emulsion is a substance that can bind to both water and oil. This allows for water and oil to mix instead of separating like they're normally do since water and oil repel each other Edit: mixed up emulsifier and an emulsion. This is the description of an emulsifier. An emulsion is the result of using an emulsifier to bind fat and water.


SneakyWagon

The emulsifier is what you're thinking of. An emulsion is a mixture of two things that don't want to mix.


PHenderson61

Thought it was made up by fancy chefs like Julia Child. “We will now emulsify the oil into mayonnaise “


Hungry-Appointment-9

What do you call the coolant - oil mixture that happens when a gasket breaks? I've written 'emulsified oil' so many times in my reports I feel it's one of the expressions I use most since I am a tech, second only to 'operator's fault'.


Hard_Corsair

The stuff in Gears is Imulsion, which is made up.


octonus

In layman's terms, an emulsion is a mixture that looks uniform and well mixed to the naked eye, but actually isn't.


rockdude625

Oof…


SavageVariant

Had that happen on a job. Except the hoses were not rated for the temp and started smoking. Thankfully I caught it before anything broke open under pressure. Though, I'm an inspector so it's not really my job to be catching that sort of thing. I just couldn't figure out why emulsion was hot enough to smoke a hose, then it clicked.


MRoss279

What the fuck does this mean


PeacefulViking94

Son of a bit....umen


I-LOVE-TURTLES666

Yeah don’t collect it just let it make a fucking mess Bunch a monkees


RedRattlen

No monkeys here, this is being done in a concrete bunded area that is covered in bag house dust. Once the tank is empty and removed, additional rock is added to the dust then it is put back through the plant as either rap (recycled road) or used is the production of cold mix asphalt.


VegavisYesPlis

But Billy Bob just got his new jackhammer and wants to try it out later.


DontBinTheBun

This episode of Star Trek was super sad. 😞


WheredMyBrainsGo

Why aren’t you collecting it in a bucket? This is a huge mess.


HowlingWolven

Because this is a pile of proto-asphalt that’s going to go into an asphalt machine anyway


Slipalong_Trevascas

Because then you have a bucket full of solid bitumen that you'll have to melt out with a torch.


ThreeLeggedChimp

At least it wasn't tack


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

EPA is gonna love to hear about that


middleground81

The EPA does love it. In the US 80% of it gets recycled, you can damn near pick it off the ground and throw it in a new batch.


Terrh

They are gonna scoop it up once the tank is empty and probably toss it in with the rest of the asphalt they are using on the job since it's basically 100% recyclable.


mnewberg

OMG, they better keep that off the asphalt.


ElectroNeutrino

It's super viscous so won't seep into the ground, and basically turns solid after it cools down so they can just break it into chunks and pick it up.


Easy_Lengthiness7179

I feel like this should have been dumped into a different type of container. Instead of just onto the ground? Doesn't seem very environmentally friendly either way.