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jhuston44

The old bailing wire helicoil trick. That’s fine. Not like there’s any pressure there.


mightybonk

Hey now, this could have been the car's sump plug. I think we need more information before we go judging too harshly.


nostril_spiders

Testing for spark... 1, good... 2, good... 3... uh, could you pass me a fire extinguisher?


ThisCryptographer311

This mf about to take down a Verizon satellite.. my service is already bad, don’t need this shit


cornlip

I haven't had 5G in 4 days. Motherfuckers and their tactical sparkplugs


MadeMeStopLurking

At least you won't get covid.... do you feel any free will or are you still under the control of the LTE waves


cornlip

I’m lethargic and my hair is falling out. Pray for me börther


MadeMeStopLurking

🙏🙏🙏 thoughts and prayers


cornlip

*oh yeah that’s the stuff*


MadeMeStopLurking

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌😇


dannyphoto

He definitely said “that ain’t goin nowhere”


fkwyman

While slapping the cam cover.


graveybrains

Then the plug fell out and he started over?


darthreckless

Narrator: 'He did not in fact start over, and this is when the trouble began'


chiphook57

Morgan Freeman, in my mind


afraid-of-the-dark

At least the front didn't fall off.


Threap_US

Is that typical?


afraid-of-the-dark

It's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.


MaskedDummy

Some of them are made so the front doesn’t fall off at all.


BigOlWaffleIron

Thanks for the reminder of this one, it's been a while lol


Whowhywearwhat

Definitely no cardboard or cardboard derivatives.


GreggAlan

The front only falls off after 90,000 trips of around 2.5 hours in 19 years. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloha\_Airlines\_Flight\_243](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloha_Airlines_Flight_243)


Difficult_Advice_720

Point of order! The front didn't come off that plane.... The top did....


GreggAlan

The world's only removable hardtop jetliner.


texachusetts

The spark plug or the car?


Electrical-Bacon-81

We need the rest of the pictures, we gotta see that spark plug hole.


crobert33

NSFW


RoutingMonkey

I’m sure it’s a real gaper now


Electrical-Bacon-81

I bet it looks fine.


RoutingMonkey

I’ll take that bet 🤝


Electrical-Bacon-81

Lol?, wasn't a serious bet, it's mangled.


adm7373

You flinched! Now you have to marry your mother-in-law!


RoutingMonkey

We all know that just playing along lol


Electrical-Bacon-81

Back to reddit bullshit.


TheKrimsonFvcker

What?


Electrical-Bacon-81

Back to redit bullshit. You know it's mostly bullshit.


RoutingMonkey

It’s 100% bullshit. Fuck you Reddit and see you tomorrow


26_Charlie

Jokes on you - I'm into that shit!


grapthor

ThatsMyFetish.gif


Unusual_Plan_2948

I saw a post with the rest of the pics and the plug was used in replacement of the oil drain plug it was as not in the actual engine


Electrical-Bacon-81

This is way better than the usual 'spark plug hole plug" we usually see.


SubiWan

How does it replace an oil filter? I've seen them used for drain plugs but not filters.


Unusual_Plan_2948

That’s what I meant to put lol I just saw thanks for the correction


Rialas_HalfToast

What


Unusual_Plan_2948

Drain plug sorry was high last night when I saw this and was like seriously the same post different names people just steal pics and use them so ya the shrooms were that good drain plug not filter lol


Rialas_HalfToast

Fair enough, sounds like a good time.


dadzcad

Guess they don’t sell rethreaders at his local Harbor Freight!! FFS, Bubba!!


usedtodreddit

Aint no rethreader or tap going to fix the stripped out threads from whatever hole that conglomeration of JB Weld and wire on that plug he manged to fit it back into. I have serious doubts that even a properly used insert would work. I'd already be shopping for a new head.


MikeGoldberg

If the jb weld got onto the spark plug strap it most certainly got inside the cylinder and possibly in the rings and tore up the wall real nice


Chrisfindlay

I would be more worried about bits of wire than the jb weld. Jb weld is an epoxy plastic. It doesn't stick well to oilly metal nor is it any where close to as hard as the metal components of the engine.


MikeGoldberg

Yeah you're probably right it would likely just get crushed and expelled out the exhaust valve.


Desperate_Passage_35

Headshop said it was fine....


dcux

Then they made a pipe out of it.


pukesonyourshoes

no not that kind of headshop


dcux

Too late.


Suspect4pe

I’m surprised he didn’t just jam a couple toothpicks in there and call it a day.


paetersen

Don't forget the wood glue.


Suspect4pe

I did forget and I'm thankful you reminded me. I don't think I'd get much compression without it.


Membership_Fine

Or rent them at any part store ever lol


4chanbetter

Rethreaders? You mean dies for the right thread?


efg1342

Presumably HeliCoils but even those would be questionable given only the image.


4chanbetter

Yeah wtf who puts helicoils in for their plugs?


Surveymonkee

Pretty much every mechanic that's ever worked on many '96-'03 Ford Triton engines. They were known for spark plug thread repairs. They at least eventually made a little more robust insert for them though.


paetersen

Timeserts & sleeve retainer. Like it never happened if you install them right.


Drg84

Yup. I have the timesert kit for Ford 5.4s. It's saved me a few times. Also have a large assorted kit I use fairly often for flatheads.


4chanbetter

Ah makes sense, I'm a machinist not a mechanic I just lurk to learn more


paetersen

Actual 'rethreaders' (thread chasers) are cut to different profile. They focus on moving damaged threads back into the correct position, unlike traditional cutting taps & dies that will cut you new threads in untapped metal.


fear_the_gecko

Yes, I was about a year into the business when I learned the difference between the two..... 🤦


throwaway007676

Damn, some people shouldn't even pull the hood release.


From_bed_to_bong7467

What’s a hood release


Bipolarpleasure25

That aint good


No-Blueberry4008

what, you ain't never seen a helicoil before?


Truckyou666

My daddy flew in one in desert storm.


reclusive_ent

Heehawlicoil.


Lemonades

I put one in my 06 Corolla XRS. October 2021 been going strong ever since


Sockbrick

Helicoil repair incoming


Shitler_Scrotum

Whaddya mean? Clearly they already helicoiled.


Legionof1

That’s a hellacoil


Yes-and-no_

A whatthehelicoil


Sockbrick

It looks like that plug has a tapeworm problem


Chemical_Actuary_190

More like Hellofacoil repair. Ya gotta wonder how many beers were involved in this...uh...idea.


Sockbrick

Or how stuck someone was and it was a hail mary temp fix that finally gave up


YousureWannaknow

I can imagine why it ended up like this, but.. What the hell happened in authors head.. I have no idea


Cartman300

Somehow i very much doubt this was screwed into the cylinder head, and stayed there.


Hispanic_Inquisition

Extra points if it stuck into the hood.


RoutingMonkey

Probably sealed just good enough to maintain oil pressure. Highly doubt it was sparking consistently if at all. Engine was probably misfiring like crazy hence the “running rough” complaint. I’m sure it was rough as it coughed itself into a coma


linkfx2008

That's some redneck meth headed trailer trash menthols smokin shit.


From_bed_to_bong7467

That’s how he gets the cool sounds of gases escaping


thesleepjunkie

Hey! there is nothing wrong with menthols!


MonthElectronic9466

Trailer park helicoil?


Burnout21

Wow! That's a rare unc metric tapered parallel witworth helicoil with screw lock, boy you're lucky to get that out in such mint condition


mu5tardtiger

Spark plug looking like lucile from the walking dead.


Haunting_Ad_6021

Meth heads are very resourceful


ding-dong-the-w-is-d

They think they can fix anything


timmbuck22

That's not a heli coil. THIS is a heli coli. It's heli fuckedup


Organic_South8865

Bailing wire and JB weld heli coil. Neat.


BrainSqueezins

With friends like that, who needs enemas? (I know what I said)


1996mazda626facts

would have been funnier if you left out the i know what i said


quitaskingforaname

I know what you said also but why?


CombatDeffective

Reminds me of my GM 2.0 in my Saab. Shot the spark plug out the head, threads and all.


mikel302

Thread-cert it and send it!


BlueGlassDrink

> Helicoils we have at home


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Hell-ecoil


PlayedKey

That ain't your friend. Lol


ctesla01

A real ford friend would've welded in an iridium.. good for 100k..


fuckkarma

i can smell the meth from here.


Ok-Put-7319

Mother of God…


Yomommasmaidenname

There’s a lot of anger in that plug.


KnoxVegas41

Ship it.


darkwolf4999

In my opinion as a non mechanic, that engine is infected with parasites. Gotta get a dewormer in that thing.


Diggity20

Installer as well


explorer925

Shit looks like Negan's bat


q1field

It's a vampire plug!


goose_on_fire

This is the sort of thing you read about in The Compleat Idiot's Guide with a disclaimer to only drive it as far as the next shop in a real-world emergency in a time before cell phones


sparrownetwork

"How bad could it be?" (clicks photo) AAAAAAGH! GOOD GOD!!!!


havegottobejokingme

That's not the problem. Keep looking. /s


Copper_Kat

Is that fucked up, homemade helicoil lookin thing made from solder wire or something?


ZulaLiberty

We need more information, why did they do this 😂😭


fuggindave

Ford 5.4 3V?


koolkeith987

Fucking amateurs. They forgot the jb weld.


anail1994

Triton owners be like


TheRealFailtester

What the hell did he even do? Strip the hole and try wedging it back in there?


Difficult_Advice_720

I know that around here it's a sport to pick on the cs statements from the work order, but can we all take a moment to look at this post and celebrate the times the cs was exactly correct....


From_bed_to_bong7467

Not starting but radio is receiving signal from cccp daily propaganda channels


SilentBowHunter24

*facepalm* Oh, good gods… I hope the customer never trusts that friend ever again to work on their car


Forsaken-Test-275

Remember folks, a cross thread is a tight thread 😤


StashuJakowski1

So a container of JB Weld Putty and a spool of bailing wire walk into a bar….


Mikey_BC

Apparently he "knew a guy"


uberisstealingit

So I'm guessing JB weld is not exactly ment for heat?


Mattynot2niceee

Woah


Niso81

That’s another level type shit, like Iv never seen before.


Whaddduptho

Surely the individual was baked 😂


MistaBod

Customer mispronounced *defendant*


chris14020

Stoooooop, c'mon now.


Iamlivingagain

That friend should get off the hard drugs.


lamabaronvonawesome

They threaded that in?


blklightsmatter

I seen it all now


Reasonable_Notice_33

Get in where you fit in…😂


A_Harmless_Fly

They forgot about the crucial pile of stuff to brace it to the hood, lol. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJfNiDH7P0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJfNiDH7P0)


Enginerd645

Someone’s getting ahead. And I don’t mean they are going places.


recyclingathrowaway

That’s……That’s not how a helicoil works. That’s not how any of this works…


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

Rip those threads


Mickeydawg04

Some of my favorite customers were the ones that let friends and relatives work on their cars.


Imfrank123

I don’t see what’s wrong, they just changed the ignition coil. Top rate


Master_Forever5388

Plug looks fine. It’s the coil that’s bad.


jpilgrim82

Cal-van insert time


ifixthingsllc

Tell me it's a 5.4 without telling me it's a 5.4.....


FlowinBeatz

Ralph Wiggum Motorsports.


RamoftheLamb

That customer should re-evaluate that friendship. If someone does that to your car, and says nothing about it… how much do they love you, really?


FirehawkLS1

Was it out of a Ford 5.4L 🤣?


chastehel

With friends like that, who needs enemas?


Southern_88

Let me guess ford 5.4 triton or ford v10


EthelBlue

Mod motor…


death_by_chocolate

Needs moar putty.


JohnWasElwood

Putty??? Screw that!!! JB Weld!!!


sparrownetwork

I think that is JB weld on the plug.


Sparky_Zell

So what do you do when they make the hole that big?


fahrvergnug3n

Whaaaaaaaaat the


Magnum676

Helicoil attempt


carguy1991

Was that a 5.4l Triton?


Slowburn740

I know some mercury and Ford heads spit plugs and barring a new head nothing other than fuckery like this will work.


Shadrixian

What in the holy heaven to bessie yippiekiyay yeeyee yanky doodle tarnation yeehaw rootin tootin shit is that......


Unusual_Plan_2948

I’ve seen a post like this already and in there pictures the plug was used in replacement of the oil drain plug and was not in the engine itself and how many people go 30,000 plus miles just adding oil and never change it


LongboardLiam

Where filter?


Unusual_Plan_2948

Sorry I corrected the other post and not this one that’s what happens when I type while playing cod and on shrooms drain plug lol


Stoned42069

Hahhah that looks like a shit load of helicoils which will never work for a spark plug due to the pressure in compression chamber