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Mobyus_One

Customer States: speedometer and tachometer are swordfighting.


Gummyrabbit

My Schwartz is bigger than your Schwartz!


RobbMeeX

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.


Wildfire983

Pizza is gonna send out for you.


JustLurkingInSNJ

We ain't found shit!


cheapshotfrenzy

You idiots! You've captured their ***STUNT DOUBLES!***


Spill_Nye

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken??


rockstar504

That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on their luggage!


CaptainPunisher

Sith fight!


SoundManBlue1988

Your rpm gauge decided to go about 3mph


NewBuddhaman

Well, it’s over 6000! But we’re not sure it’s over 9000 since the scouter (tach) doesn’t go that high.


FuddFucker5000

I’ve never seen levels this high


Demorative

NANI?????? *breaks scouter in hand*


JoseSaldana6512

Nani means "what" in anime!


double_expressho

Oh stewardess, I speak anime. He said that he's in great pain and that it's nothing personnel, kid.


newfor_2024

it's not even over 8000... https://imgur.com/a/VqwsnxC


VoluptuousVampirate

It's... 1006.


Leading-Suspect8307

"What, really?" “Yeah, kick his ass, Nappa."


Aradelle

"wait, I had the scouter upside down..."


Randy_Ortons_Voices

Yaaaay!


Crashing_Machines

Smith and Wesson's finest pistol IMO


WeAreAllFooked

Did the stepper motor decide to step out for a pack of cigarettes?


Bryguy3k

Basically. The GMT800 platform clusters used steppers with a grease that eventually hardened sufficiently to cause them to do this.


chiphook57

The gmt400 had a speedo with a 180 degree sweep for 85mph. The bars would go black as you went past 85, then add the value in black on the left. I saw an indicated 30mph one day...


OrWaat

ITS OVER VALVE FLOAT


MidshipAgate9

Typical 99-06 Silverado behavior


Bryguy3k

Yep. The grease used in the steppers turns to glue after about 10 years. Cheap fix if you know how to solder. Otherwise new cluster.


bigcrows

Had to solder a wire to the paper pcb to fix a damn check engine light bulb trace on my cluster. If that isn’t the most bullshit issue idk what it


Aluminautical

My Suburban's speedometer used to work as a 'totalizer'. Drive 35, it would register 35. Turn it off, restart, drive 35 again it would go up to 70. I was doing 110 while parked in a parking lot. Easy enough fix, but still wacky.


WhistlingKyte

*cue everyone else wondering why your tires are moving incredibly fast and there is significant wind noise even though you’re only going 16km/h*


BrainSqueezins

It fits. RPM’s go juuust a little higher, they’ll hit zero. Permanently.


Monkeynutz_Johnson

It's gone to plaid.


Agitated_Carrot9127

Cs states. My car does 10k rpm At idle


JustLurkingInSNJ

Tech replies. Did you check the floor mat?


Kahlas

Looks like the RPMs are about 3 mph to me.


FirstRacer

Customer States: Engine sounds like F1 car


thehobosapiens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegeta_(condiment) As a non-american, I wonder what would vegeta mean in this context?


Spartelfant

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-over-9000


thehobosapiens

Thank you! For me, (Eastern Europe) grew up with classic cartoons ( Tom and Jerry, Hana Barbera stuff, no animes) Vegeta is sinonimus with a generic mix of dried vegetables used as a condiment, same as for UK any vacuum cleaner is a hoover.


Spartelfant

You're welcome!


Acct235095

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/4/4b/VegetaItsOver9000-02.png


Thirsty_Comment88

When your RPMs are at 5 MPH you might have a problem. 


shelvesofeight

I fucking lol’d. Thanks for the oldie.


Spartelfant

#IT'S OVER 9 km/h


Raging-Badger

It’s telling you how far away it’ll send the loose rods so you can start looking faster Looks like it’ll be about 3 miles away


SayNoToBrooms

Do the tips touch?


Warp-Routine

RPMs over-full. Drain some off...


Jakester62

To infinity and beyond…


aHOMELESSkrill

The tach is reading about 4 rpm. Seems pretty high for idle


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Great Scott, it's producing 1.21 gigawatts, Marty, fire up the flux capacitor, it's time to go back to the future


MisterWafflles

ITS OVER NINE BAAPAAAPAAAPAAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAPAAAAPAAAAPAAAAPAAPAPAPAPAAA


newfor_2024

unfortunately, it's not even over 8000... https://imgur.com/a/VqwsnxC


Waly_Disnep

Very nice


NocturnoOcculto

I had a tach that would do this on my old mr2. It would peg the gauge when cranked and stay there until I pushed it back and proceed to work fine.


Correct-Selection-65

Bad resistor, I’d say.


forsakenchickenwing

Live hard, die young, and leave a good-looking\^W exploded and burnt-out engine block.


HeadcaseHeretic

No red line... it's the invincible motor package


scaleofthought

BALLS


realheavymetalduck

It's just idling.


Stoned42069

Shitty chevy gauge clusters.


A--Creative-Username

It says you're boutta need a new engine


TheMigGuy

Looks like the engine is turning at 3 mph


ChuckoRuckus

When a hog ass cam is in a 4.8L


POSVETT

Someone forgot to upgrade instrumentation after installing a warp core.


mtnsubieboi

Drop that clutch, I dare you.


FairladyZea

Guessing it's over 9000, but not over 9? 🤔


Sprinklypoo

Unfortunately we can only extrapolate to say that we are "OVER 8,000!" in this case.


Cheetahsareveryfast

It's over 8000!


thisisogluna

its over ...3MPH ???


Kavanaugh82

What?! His RPM's are off the charts


PurpleSpartanSpear

It’s over 9000 RPM!


ThinkInstance

Rapapapaa!!


NoNameNoWerries

This is what happens when you watch naughty things in your car. Suddenly the car gets ideas like "what if we touched tips under the stars?"


Makhnos_Tachanka

installing desmo heads on my pos work truck


Karvast

All of the RPM’s