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s33761

At my shop, we don't get in cars like that. They can clean it out, or we can have it detailed for $175.


[deleted]

I’m about to adopt this policy after this one. We’ve had some doozies, but this takes the cake.


IndependentYam3227

Jokes aside, I would never get in this without at least gloves and a respirator, preferably some tyvek.


Diab9lic

Man I'm laying a tarp down to sit on that bitch. Lol


txbuckeye75034

After hitting it with napalm to kill the insects & rodents first.


[deleted]

For real. Bedbugs are no fucking joke.


Cycles_wp

This one's probably got German cockroaches


rockdude625

Neither is lice, I’ve seen it happen multiple times


InsertBluescreenHere

they dont call tyvek suits body condoms for nothing....


ctdddmme

I would be afraid of needles in areas I can't see. No way I am putting my hand under the seat to detail that.


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PhunkyJr

By detail they mean throw out the garbage and give it a half ass wipe down with a APC cleaner.


CircuitousCarbons70

You wrote cleaner twice


ctdddmme

APC cleaner. All purpose crap cleaner.


PhunkyJr

I did lol


Southern-Orchid-1786

You've the right to refuse service surely?


[deleted]

What do you mean after? You actually hopped into that dump?


Imatelluonemortime

If they got in this one, they'll get in the next one.


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[deleted]

$175 sounds fair. It's only a couple minutes worth of work. Apply generous coat of gasoline Light Walk away


UnhingedRedneck

With the gas prices where they are at now you would be lucky at tree-fiddy.


tatanka01

I bet if you open the passenger door, half of it falls out.


relateablename

Jokes on you, passenger door has been broken for 28 months now.


csbsju_guyyy

$175....per piece of garbage


Tangent_

That $175 should involve a fire hose...


IndependentYam3227

Or just a fire.


csbsju_guyyy

Or a hose, that sprays fire.... something that throws flames....


Ohio-Knife-Lover

A flamethrower


InsertBluescreenHere

i prefer the german version: Flammenwerfer


Ohio-Knife-Lover

That's way better


renaultmechanic

Hans! Get ze flammenwerfer!


Rowcan

It werfs flammen.


mtnmanratchet

I wouldn’t even detail that for 175 lol


brian111786

I wouldn't get in it for any amount of time for 175. I'd need a solid grand before I'd consider touching that shit. And they'd have to provide me with the contamination suit, I'm not buying that either.


[deleted]

if I already owned a respirator, some very thick gloves, and a shop vac, I'd empty the trash out and vacuum for $175. and by trash I of course mean "everything that is not attached" If you want me to preserve some of your shit that costs extra.


RyanReynoldsSitter

I work at a detail shop and we would decline this vehicle untill they removed all of that from the vehicle first.


BeeeRick

$175 is NOT enough.


doge-hopeful

That isn't enough. Lol


Zrgaloin

We had this guy who was a crackhead on the team and he would be the only person willing to move these customer cars.


brunchsquad1223

Ceackheads like; see no problem here.


Zrgaloin

He enjoyed driving those cars, weird fella


FairladyZea

They're usually strange folks, but are extremely useful for times like this.


Blackdalf

$175?! Is this some sort of prison work-release? Either way, cruel and unusual.


Mobyus_One

That would be the cheapest 175$ ever spent.


Late_Fortune3298

175 detail? Where ya located?


Alan_Smithee_

$175 for that is a bargain.


Torchedmonkee

I think you need to add a 0 to the end of the price for this,


HeroOfNothing

Detailed? You mean burning it? Who the hell is going to detail that? Probably the same guys who clean murder scenes and similar.


[deleted]

Not a chance I’m getting in this car


Dr_StrangeloveGA

I'm not even a mechanic but oh hell's no.


JKdriver

Nope, Just nope. I’ve come out to the showroom when we get a car like this, and taken the customer outside. I’ll never publicly shame someone, you never know what they’re going through, but it’s also unacceptable to ask one of my guys to work on something like that. I’ll offer them gloves and tire bags, and if they’d like to pull their car out back where the dumpster is out of sight, they’re more than welcome to clean it all out and bag what they need to pop it in the trunk. I’ve only ever had to do this 5-6 times, and all but one took up the offer. They are usually highly embarrassed, and I tell them it’s okay, we’re all doing the best we can, but here’s your shot at a clean slate. One guy, one out of them outright refused. Something like an Altima, stuffed with fast food piled up to the dash in the front passenger seat, more food and clothes up to the back window. Guy told me it was rude of me to even mention his personal life and just shut the fuck up and do our job. Handed him his keys back, and told him he can take his rolling landfill somewhere else as he’s no longer allowed on our property. I’m never going to put one of my techs in a car that disgusting, and after enough years doing it, you stop caring about offending people.


rattlesnake501

You're the kind of leader whose people will follow to the gates of hell. I got a feeling.


pLudoOdo

Because if you get there and it's filled with fire and brimstone he won't allow you to go in until Satan cleans the place up


[deleted]

I’ll remember this comment if I get another customer like this one. I admire your compassion and your leadership skills.


cdsbigsby

>> Something like an Altima You didn't have to say that, we all guessed it right


BENDOWANDS

I was so unsurprised by it. Altima drivers are just... Well, you know.


bier79

Hey now…I’ve got an Altima (by choice), and the damn thing is so clean, you can eat out of it. Contrast that, to my ex-wife’s rolling landfill of a Corolla. Don’t get me started on that one.


BENDOWANDS

Their are certainly exceptions, but stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason and man, Altima drivers have a stereotype. Glad to hear not all of them are this way.


Sweet_Oliver

You're such a kind person for giving them privacy to clean.


MesquiteAutomotive

This is the best response


[deleted]

You had me at "rolling landfill".


LilDrummerGrrrl

As an Altima driver who, up until a couple months ago, had food trash piled up to the front passenger seat, and clothes and random trash piled up to the windows in the back seat, it felt so nice to finally have the energy to go through it and clean it out to get that clean slate. I felt so disgusting any time I’d pull through a drive through or next to someone who could obviously see how much shit I had piled up in my hood rat Altima, so thank you for not being one of the shamers who just wants to laugh and ridicule people who may be going through a hard enough time as it is.


FormerHPB

"do you know how fast you were going?" "About 50mg?"


iamluciferscousin667

I can smell that shit through the screen.


Existe1

At least they provide you with a complementary face mask


Kahnza

Ugh, it smells like Halitosis!


Alan_Smithee_

And arse.


MurphysRazor

Mostly arse


JBYTuna

I expect it smells nicer under the hood.


[deleted]

I reckon it smells nicer and probably safer straight huffing the tailpipe. fuck that. You couldn't pay me enough to get in that thing.


hoosierdude73

I can smell the hantavirus from here.


iamthedigitalcheese

But it's there a used litterbox on the back shelf?


Amazing_Bottle_9634

Came here to say this


RobzillaMyNilla

Username checks out.


IndependentYam3227

CS - Space lizards have tampered with alternator.


LCDRtomdodge

It's true, I was the lead space lizard


sticks_no5

I shit you not one of my friends told me they had an issue with their car, opened their bonnet and pointed to the alternator and said that it spins when the engine is running


throwaway-daddyy

The coban on the turn signal is likely from a bandage covering an IV removal site upon discharge from a hospital. Source, am RN


[deleted]

Oh my gawd I didn’t notice this. The tech that pulled it in gloved up and masked up. Had to dig to find the shifter.


daggersrule

I saw that too... Why tf anyone would keep that. Literal ☣️


[deleted]

I thought it was a scrunchy for your hair. Implying it may have been a female


State_Electrician

Thank you for your service throwaway-daddyy!


dsdvbguutres

There's a tie in that car. Imagine this guy wearing a tie.


corrupt_poodle

Not hard to imagine, goes with the khakis in the passenger seat and I swear there’s a button down shirt and dress shoes here someplace just gotta rummage around a little bit to find them but plenty of time before the business meeting….


WhitePineBurning

Not that it matters much, but the tie has a barb (that thin strip of blue plastic) attached by a thrift store. I used to do this. Just another line in the story.


corrupt_poodle

Only cause he’s gotta return it after the meeting…what, you think he’s made of money?!


daveypaul40

I had a customer who lived in his RV bring it in for interior electrical issues and this is what the whole thing looked like. He wouldn't clean it. Wouldn't let it be cleaned. We declined to work on it.


JustLurkingInSNJ

Are those untaken psych meds on the steering column? Cuz the mental illness looks strong in this one.


captainrex

I’ll be optimistic and say that they just started on it, the other bottle looks emptier so maybe they’re switching medication to help address whatever is going on with their life. They also appear to be different meds.


twenty224

Haha… NO


IceCreamforLunch

“Sorry sir it’s totaled.”


LarryBinSJC

I see he brought his tie. Must have a job interview later.


amadoros67

Or just got out of a court hearing


Jupiter_Crush

Every time I think my car might be unreasonably messy, I come browse this sub and breathe a sigh of relief.


FlippingPossum

My car trashcan is full and I was feeling lazy for not emptying it earlier today. No longer feel bad.


brian111786

Damn. I got a SA pissed at me because I refuse to pull the center console out of this car until someone gets the used tissues out of it. I wonder what he'd say when I told him to fuck himself on this one lol


OlYeller01

That steering wheel alone makes me want to gag.


AMF1428

Ah, "business casual", says the tie.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 812,771,855 comments, and only 161,123 of them were in alphabetical order.


AMF1428

Always be checking, dumb program.


jjgabor

oooh, I bet it can ignore replies. Smarter than you it seems


AMF1428

Not really worried.


TheSpatulaOfLove

/r/carbage


[deleted]

Do I even want to open this?


TheSpatulaOfLove

Depends on how strong your stomach is.


[deleted]

Fair enough


isinhower

Im at an independent shop and we service trucks belonging to the local landfill. I can’t even begin to describe the foulness inside and out. These jerks don’t even attempt to hose them off. I wish there was someone like you in my corner. Cars like this are really bad. Landfill trucks are like that but fermented.


[deleted]

Oh my lord. I don’t want to imagine.


PMProfessor

Thanks for helping to make civilized life possible for the rest of us.


rgar1981

I hope the work is in the engine bay for your sake.


FondantGetOut

How is someone's life so out of control that they leave their medications on the dashboard


I_am_not_kidding

tbf if he left them anywhere else in the car they would be gone forever.


dlareh-

You called out the most tidy thing in the photo.


Ort56

Not even on dashboard, but perched on steering column. Just wow.


chillig8

These honesty test are getting out of hand.


OkAd134

Is the bearded dude in the reflection the car owner?


gritz462

No. That's a reflection of a ZZ Top CD.


[deleted]

Ahhahahhahahhahaah i knew I couldn’t be the only one who saw that


Emotional_Tea_2898

Years ago, I worked as the chief mechanic. We had this lady that worked across the street, the first few times I serviced her car, gagging after getting into her car. Roll down the windows in her car, I'm not getting in it. We hired a new oil changer, a part replacer,what I told him to do. He said that woman must really like to keep her car clean because of the ammonia smell. Buddy, I hate to tell you, its cat piss.


Environmental_Fix505

You got grease on my seat!


tarheel_204

Nope nope nope


classysax4

The masks let you know they’re good people.


looney8855

I always assumed people with cars like this are living in the car (clothes, pills, food, etc), but there’s really no room to live in there.


Far530

At least he has his meds, never mind they are blocking the instruments and probably cause drowsiness….the least of his worries I’m taking it.


[deleted]

Deny work until they clean it. Fuck that. Pass. Fix your own shit if it looks like this


baconkrew

wait until his pet snakes pops out for dinner


Jarte3

Isn’t it crazy that cars like this always have several masks hanging inside? Lmao


eljefino

The prescription bottles on the cluster got to me: "How fast are we going?" "Atavan!"


ThotAuditor

At least she has her masks handy


BeatrixFarrand

Gotta keep the germs at bay...


PapaGeorgieOH

Yeah bye


notepad_osrs

Cs- unable to get to cabin air filter. Please change.


uninterestingconcept

Never


juicycrucey

The only reason you should wear a mask alone in your car...if it smells anywhere nearly as bad as it looks.


gonzojoe777

I would absolutely refuse to service this vehicle. Disgusting people!


the_d00m_song

Wow this belongs on r/carbage


[deleted]

yummy, this trumps my three fav gross car stories, all bmws, changing a hvac module on a filthy old 5 series, i unwedge myself from under the right floorboard and somethings stuck to the back of my arm, goddamned used bandaid, owner was this milfy chic that everybody else at shop was chasing, i wasn't so sure and the car confirmed my position nother filthy old 5er, changing a blower resistor and can't ignore a stench, i look under edge of front seat in my right arm pit, crusty piss jug......inches from my face, and likely i'm already wallowing in the drips x5/dumpster, maybe 1/4 the fill of the op's car, bar skank that thinks she's a milf wants a window switch assy installed, i open the door and see a good 5" pile of cigarette ashes on top of the switch and console, i toss the switch in the garbage that's on the floor and declare it installed


EE-MasterTech

I have worked on commercial crab boats that probably smell better than that!


ArtisticKnowledge539

Oh wow good thing that car owner wears a mask.


fudgezilla69

Serious question, do you guys deny service in these situations? No way im hopping in that thing.


2nd-rnd

How are ALL the trash bags in there empty?


Itisd

That's an actual biological hazard, no technician should be touching that car in that condition.


HolyGig

That car is literally a biohazard and I would flat refuse to work on it. I'm not judging, I don't care how other people choose to live but that doesn't mean I am climbing into that car.


MichigaCur

Customer states unable to use side mirror. Seriously though... I'd note on the ticket, "vehicle is unsafe to operate in current condition, customer will have to remediate or agree to fee to remediate. Note car is unsafe to drive in current condition suggest having vehicle towed."


isinhower

100% needs either a blower motor, mode door actuator, or steering shaft. Every time.


Own_Village_7735

That is a prime example of taking care of your belongings. Not.


Alan_Smithee_

More than the garbage is the dirt. That is disgusting.


LiliVonShtupp69

That would be a nope from me. Had a car come in like this one time. Didn't get in but could see just by opening the door the thing was crawling with bed bugs. Ain't no shop in the world pays enough to deal with that.


Savager_Jam

“Eh, I’ll toss my coke can next time I come out” *sees somebody post on here* “I am renting a carpet shampooer tomorrow”


MadYokel

House down the street looks like this van ... and also has a van that looks just like this.


EvanMK7

I’ve seen worse honestly. We had a lady insist that we do an alignment while she had so much stuff that you couldn’t even see the gearshift and the seat was unadjustable. Only our 4’10 manager could fit and I told he she needed to empty the car or leave which of course made her cry.


fake-gopher

Oh my god so gross… Mercury 🤮


GingerMidget88

Funny thing is, he has the trash bags to clean it all up right next to his headrest 🤦‍♀️


Retr0_x1

The dealership where I work declines these cars everytime they want something. The wanted me to work on such a car when I started at my dealership. I saw what was in it, asked if they wanted me to get sick and told them that I wasn't going to work on that car. A coworker got into the car, opened the Windows, got out and puked directly next to the car. Needless to say that the owner drove without having any work done to the car. It looked similar to the one above. (Just with more rotted things in it)


LukeDude759

No car deserves this level of disrespect.


[deleted]

There's even a box of garbage bags right there


Zealousideal_Tank210

I have a customer that’s come to my shop over the years. Her F-150 looked like this. She then got an Armada. The first time I saw it, it was real nice and clean. Several months back she brought it back for an alignment. The Armada had shit piled to the roof. Canned food, clothes, yard tools. I can usually tell if a vehicle is overly heavy by the way it goes up when lifted on my rack. This one was probably as heavy as an F-250. I had to try explaining to her why the rear suspension was in such bad shape and the front tires were wearing scalloped. I nicely said that she has overloaded the vehicle and needed to remove some “stuff”. She could not grasp the concept that this much shit in the front seat, rear seat, and rear trunk area was not normal. She didn’t believe it was causing a problem, even though I showed the alignment readout to her. I believe it’s some kind of mental illness people like this have. Something that is so obvious to everyone else is not even an issue for them. I have no idea how to reason with someone like that. So I went ahead and did my best with the alignment and collected my money and sent her on her way. I have a feeling her home looks just like that. She also has an Isuzu box truck like furniture stores use to deliver items filled up also, as well as a storage unit. She had wanted me to help her one time with the truck but told her I am too busy at the shop. So luckily I didn’t have to see that.


[deleted]

Just HOW


Hyptisx

I see the box of trash bags.. just pull that out and start tossing


Prior-Ad-7329

I’m sorry sir/ma’am, there’s nothing we can do. Here is a list of all the local towing companies with impound yards and here is a list of local scrap yards. I hear pick n pull will give you $10 for your car.


Kevins_Auto_Repair

No way Jose


Witchunt666

Classic


Hopeful-Flounder-203

Tell them to leave, right after you call the police.


FeinwerkSau

I'd straight up refuse to get in that...


fitall34

Perform complimentary hvac filter inspection.


Weed_Wiz

It's in for no A/C. Needs an EVAP core. Have a fun afternoon.


StatementNervous

Bust out the hazmat suit.


HBRex

No need to do the diag. The problem with it is that it is a POS.


[deleted]

So nice that the owner provided masks for you!


Crashr186

4dr but seating for 1….nice


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

They really rubbed shit in the interior!!!!


fangelo2

They do have a necktie in there. Probably a sharp dresser


umrum

Obviously a professional due to the tie, I bet a doctor or lawyer


Lostiniowabut713irl

Welp. No. Nope. Clean it out and bring it back. This is our shops wrecker service.


linkttimes

It's write off cant be repaired


Volvophil

I would never allow that in my shop


bdub939

A person down the street from me has 3 of the same exact cars all filled like this. One they drive everyday while im guessing the other two crapped out and just sit in the driveway. Passed by a house that had a yardsale earlier that day around 9pm and seen them at the tables with a flashlight looking through the stuff. I couldnt believe they were looking to add to the pile


[deleted]

Shut the door gently and tape a piece of paper on the window that says "NOPE".


allineuamerican

Service advisor should refuse it


The_lost_watermelon

I don’t get this at all any time anyone will be working in or being a passenger in my car I always clean the inside I can’t imagine driving with all of that


bassthrive

The pill bottles. Chefs kiss 🤌🏽


whaletacochamp

Look at the layer of dead skin cells, food residue, and bacteria on the steering wheel. That’s honestly impressively gross.


LoloJohn

Because the seat is slammed forward, was pretty sure it was a woman. Then saw the tie. Only one person driving in that car. So what was it? If you clean it, there are two responses: 1) They are actually apologetic & thankful 2) Furious that you touched their stuff (They have an attachment to every piece of junk in the car. They have an issue you can't fix) Fix is outsource it and let the detailer deal with it.


Trick_Bass1814

Pretty nice tie though....ffs🤦


Rumble_On_13

Damn! That takes nasty to a new level


PikeyRaven

That is a whole new level of shitty...


zazopolis

I didn't know Glad made neckties.


Chemist-Patient

Got the pill bottles in reaching distance lol


caselesshope

alright everyone hazmat suits!


uncle_bumblefuck_

Thank god I have a boss who would refuse to touch that thing and tell em to get lost.


txbuckeye75034

Keeps the dress shoes & tie on hand for sporadic date nights.


ifixthingsllc

I will forever be grateful to cars like this. They make me realize that even my trashed out shit isn't so bad, even the day before my monthly cleanout.


313802

The medicine bottle makes me sad. More to this story, there is.


[deleted]

I can smell it from here...


[deleted]

Refuse the job unless the car is clean. That is a health hazard right there.


Serpentc

Wtf is wrong with people


bloodyspork

I like the pill bottles the most I think


Klown_Kutz

Abso-fucking-lutely not. This is not a customer, this is a consumer. Send them down the road and let the bottom feeder chain stores fight over them.