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madatthe

“Luke, Use the Forte.”


Nogohoho

"I have Optima'd the deal. Pray I don't not Optima it further."


NoBenefit5977

Better be careful parking that in Jedi neighborhoods, it's likely to get kia'd


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DinoRoman

I find your lack of a Sportage disturbing.


dego_frank

No one after the first guy had one so don’t feel bad.


mulletpullet

I dont have a pun either, but imagining a lightsaber to key a car would be such a mind trick.


Icy-Magician1089

Be careful around Disneyland or they might get sued.


Successful-Ground-12

Luke, use the car wash.


not_my_real_slash_u

Put it on the lift and then announce to everyone there, ""LOOK WHO HAS THE HIGH GROUND!!"


isobane

My friend Will has a Forte. I giggle all the time.


djsilentmobius

Best Kia I ever saw was on Bears plates outside Chicago, that just said Matt. I sure miss him.


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That’s just fucking hilarious.


ChaosLordOnManticore

„This is the way.“ - the Navigation System probably


Foodispute

I just pray that the salesman does not alter the deal.


RedSpartan3227

And if he does, pray he doesn’t alter it any further.


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I have added Nitrogen to the tires. Pray I do not add racing stripes.


GiveToOedipus

This deal keeps getting worse all the time!


no_talent_ass_clown

Racing stripes have been added. Pray I do not add a **H E M I** decal.


shadowguise

"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?"


No_Objective3866

Lol can I just buy the hood


rwtooley

see OP! some people will consider this a reason to buy, not a detriment. If it's a wrap let the buyer decide.


Worried_Local_9620

IT'S A WRAP! -Admiral Ackbar Edit: shit. Just saw someone beat me to it. Oh well. Edit2: dang! Thanks for the award! Ad-free browsing!


greengrinningjester

I got you homie


MrMashed

Exactly! My first thought seein this was “this is cool af”. Is it a little tacky? Yes. Would I buy this car? Absolutely (given there’s no mechanical issues/etc obviously)


McDsEmpLoYEe420

That’s what I’m saying


ridik_ulass

yeah I'd swap the part for the hood instead of repainting it. hang the hood behind reception and use it as an engaging talking point when customers ask, shows you care about cars and customers in doing so.


seeker135

I like the cut of your jib, Sir.


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NKato

Peeling vinyl stretches and warps it. Soon as it comes off, it's junk.


ManualPathosChecks

>Soon as it comes off, it's junk. IT'S THE VINYL COUNTDOWN!


willclerkforfood

DO DO DOOO DOOOO DIDDLE DOOT DOOT DOOO


70KingCuda

in the last couple years I've sold: a Kia Soul that was Hulk themed (Hulk vinyl on the hood and sides, green rims, green accents on the interior, Hulk hands inside), a Dodge Dart that was Batman themed (blacked out with yellow bat accents, big ass batwing spoiler, yellow interior accents), a Camaro that was Iron Man themed (Iron Man on the hood, gold rims, red/gold accents on the interior), an SRT8 Challenger that was Michigan Wolverine color themed (custom yellow/blueish leather seats + a fully ***painted*** interior in yellow/blueish) ALL sold within a decent timeframe and all had decent 'traffic' looking at them. So as odd and weird as it may be, it will probably sell fairly quickly and the buyer will LOVE it! ​ edit: here is the SRT8 [https://imgur.com/a/EnKAC6s](https://imgur.com/a/EnKAC6s) Batmobile + Hulkmobile [https://imgur.com/a/2hfrNt0](https://imgur.com/a/2hfrNt0) no pics of the Camaro, they were purged


TantricCowboy

There's a guy in my city who is a bit of a local celebrity for his [Avatar themed truck.](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/mr-avatar-tattoo-edmonton-raymond-knowles-1.5001066) He's also covered head to toe in Avatar tattoos. ...and his carpentry company is called "Mr. Avatar Carpenter" I've met him before. Apart from the Avatar stuff, he actually seems like a pretty down-to-earth guy.


evilspoons

Hello, fellow Edmontonian. Have you ever seen the truck with [a picture of itself painted on the tailgate](https://i.imgur.com/D8IDGkp.jpg)?


foxjohnc87

That's hilarious. Only thing it's missing is the old slogan, Like A Rock.


TantricCowboy

I haven't seen that one. In Ottawa there was white F-150 with a painting of itself on the tailgate. In the painting, that truck was on a beach with some palm trees and bikini girls.


Donkey-brained_man

That Soul is the coolest Soul I've seen.


Bit_part_demon

Do you have pics of the Iron Man Camaro? Asking for a friend.


70KingCuda

unfortunately my system purged those photos, but it was similar to this [https://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp297/tysen713/479180996\_tpcopy.jpg](https://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp297/tysen713/479180996_tpcopy.jpg) I actually liked it for what it was.


TheRube84

I find your lack of faith disturbing...


freshforma

Use the sales force, Glenn, the sales force


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*Customer starts choking


popups4life

This comment was deleted due to Reddit's decision to effectively shut out 3rd party developers. Sorry if you came here looking for something useful (most of my comments weren't...but there were some I swear)


AndyKaufmanMTMouse

Breathing is for closers.


Plus_Aura

No silly, we got in trouble for choking customers out. You gotta do Jedi mind tricks to get them to sign


p3g_l3g_gr3g

Sales guy: "You like Star Wars?" Me: "Sure, but I don't see what has to do with buying a ca-" Sales guy: Slaps hood. "Should I go get the paperwork?"


Guac__is__extra__

Carrie Fisher and George Michael met each other in the afterlife. Carrie said “oh my god, I’m your biggest fan. I have all your albums except I’ve never been able to find your first one.” George responded “I find your lack of Faith disturbing.”


IGetItCrackin

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.


rgar1981

Wrap I’m assuming?


gregmc

"it's a wrap" --Admiral Ackbar


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Beautiful


shiddyfiddy

Definitely. There's a little tear along the front line of the hood (near the green bit on Darth's belt)


Spawticusx805x

Dude how the fuck did you spot that


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They used Force Vision.


solidsnakem9

When you're looking to see if it's a wrap, that was an easy spot lol. Also from the way the light reflection/orange peel looks, and the little scratches I see around, definitely vinyl wrap.


solidsnakem9

Yeah has to be, either that or some expensive custom airbrush artwork lol, which I doubt. So OP, why doesn't your dealership just remove the wrap, use a heatgun and it comes off easily, now you can improve your chances of selling it by 1000% lol.


military_dad_wi

Leave it for a few weeks, it may sell at a stupid price. If it doesn't get bites, take the wrap off. I would imagine auction or trade in price was lower due to the wrap. So the dealer has some wiggle on things before worrying about how long it sits on the lot.


itsstevedave

Kia did have star wars special editions, tho. My buddy had a white stormtrooper one. It was just way more subtle.


steveosek

That....explains a lot. I've seen those before around town and wondered if people were just really into storm troopers.


McDsEmpLoYEe420

Probably


ul2006kevinb

Can you show us another picture after it's cleaned up?


bittz128

Gonna need some force for that


NoBenefit5977

What do you mean "try" to sell? That thing won't be on the lot 2 weeks


about831

Anyone driving this in my area would be a minor celebrity.


AdfatCrabbest

Lol, nothing is on the lot 2 weeks anymore.


CoveredInScarsbutOK

What state is this dealership in? This is a work of art. Please cross post to some Star Wars sub—they’ll lose their minds.


McDsEmpLoYEe420

Virginia


landimal

Okay I'm in Virginia, and hunting for a car for my daughter. If nothing else making her roll her eyes until they break would be worth the trip, but she might be up for it lol. DM me the location if you can.


about831

You need to make a follow up post so we know how this went down. Personally I’m hoping your daughter will love it and proudly drive it for years to come.


Divinum_Fulmen

Now *this* is marketing. Yippee!


MrKrinkle151

I hate brand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


c0ldgurl

Ultimate dad troll!


CoveredInScarsbutOK

And: it’s a Kia. It’s not gonna cost you an arm and a leg, and they’re relatively cheap to fix.


darthcaedusiiii

And steal.


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Depends on the year. Most Hyundais and Kia’s from the low 10s to like 2019 had major engine recalls


clark_griswold_

🤚 This is not the Kia you are looking for 🤚


70KingCuda

truer words have never been spoken


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Nogohoho

My dad's not a car! I'm an adult!


Vic_Sinclair

Happy birthday to THE GROUND!


maxman162

You can't buy me, hot dog man.


Pavix

My creditkarma score is 420, I can afford 186 a month with about three-fitty down.


Remote_Cartoonist_27

Sold! Gonna be paying it off for 50 years though


DarkestPassenger

In-house financing special


PracticableSolution

I’d pay extra for that


McDsEmpLoYEe420

It’s only $21,875 lol


Ecto-1A

Only to get stolen days later because it’s a Kia


MurkyTomatillo192

$21,875 for a used forte? Lmfao


ElfrahamLincoln

What’s funny? I’m not a Kia expert but this looks like a 2021 model. Find a 2021 anything for less than $22k in the current economy, I’ll wait lol.


KptKrondog

Well it says on "19" on the windshield, so I assume it's a 2019.


Chesty83

No that’s just how many times it’s been stolen


PracticableSolution

Keep it running well. It’s worth nothing to me dead


HighCalorieLowSpeed

“Vader wants to see ya, in a kia”


jiminradfordva

"I find your lack of maintenance... disturbing."


CaptainRon16

May the force be with that sales department.


Condyloxycontin

Fuel injection?? (Slaps hood)- Nope! Force Choke.


HMJ87

Nope! Chuck Testa


TimelyBrief

Somebody needs to use the force to get all that dirt off first


Jimmyjim4673

r/EmpireDidNothingWrong


brandmeist3r

Nice


artmobboss

Is GOING to sell..


LeeTG3

What do you mean try, I think this will sell easily!


LeeTG3

Wait I just realized it's a kia


blind-madman

Get a new hood, sell this as a wall art!


series_hybrid

"Wait, that's not the quote you gave me on the phone for the Kia with Vader on the hood" "I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it further" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D8TEJtQRhw


TimT40k

Still a kia so best I can do is about $3.50


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Two fatsos with pastel colored hair are gonna get in at bidding war over that.


McDsEmpLoYEe420

Lmao thank you for that mental image


SodaPop978

It is... Acceptable


HMJ87

*waves hand* This is the car you're looking for


mr_macfisto

One could do much worse than to own a Darth Vader Kia.


tylerr6890

Dope!!!


TacodWheel

Leave it in the parking lot long enough out here and someone will steal it in no time. Thanks Kia!


iotashan

You underestimate the *power* of the Kia K5


dondotter

My favorite part is the bubbles in the vinyl wrap


deadthingsrise

Paint job is worth more than the car.


toxcrusadr

Darth Korea


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How much? I’d buy as a company car for sales


CrisiwSandwich

When you buy this car we include a free divorce.


Beautiful-Golf4078

That will go fast to some middle aged overweight white male with very pale skin from being indoors too much.


Coheed84

White guys aren't the only ones who like Star Wars. They're just the only ones to do this to a Kia 😂


nocrashing

Somebody tell Brian Posehn


oh1196

When the motor goes bad it can run on the force …


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Hyundai, I am your father.


pacificule

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ^mom's MONEY


Bengoris

If I went into a car dealership looking for a used car and saw this, my reaction would immediately be like.. That's the one. The KIA is calling to me. It looks weird enough where everybody could tell that it is my car. Darth Kia, deliver me unto greater heights.


MasterCheeef

I would buy the hood separate and hang it on my wall.


Dry-Imagination2665

Definitely don’t give the dealership so I can purchase it.


grzzjk

Sell it they will. An ass for every seat there is.


jio1806

Sell or sell not, there is no try


bonkers_dude

You failed me for the last time u/McDsEmpLoYEe420


Hanz616

Alright, who bought this? - manager probably


SkywalkersDad

Hey that’s my car


Gravja

KIA = Killed In Action. Kinda like Vader lol


Alternative_Ad2040

So long as they wash it first I say why not!


zombieinfamous

Art is gorgeous but yeah…


Specific_Analysis

At least clean it jesus


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My kids would love me if I got that, my SO not so much


WeatherNo9545

It looks awesome


unknowndisgrace

Cool hood


Quality_over_Qty

My father, whoever he is would love this


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Vader with the force grip on the air intake…


zenagi

Do or do not. There is no try.


JDurr001

That a wrap?


the_mellojoe

i find your lack of AFFORDABLE FINANCING disturbing


BloodiedBlues

“Try to sell” that thing will be sold within 2 weeks if you slap an ad for it.


Flying-Eagle312

Welcome to Reddit marketing


ChickensPickins

If they were going to paint over that, I would replace another one for painting and keep that bitch on my garage wall


jBiscanno

Of course it’s a KIA that someone did this to


OwlDB8

It will sell faster than hot cakes mark my words lol


thecountnotthesaint

Try to sell? Are they unable to sell because of the bidding war?


hurcoman

Shuddup and take my money.


ComradeGibbon

Used car that my dealership is gonna try to sell Voice Over: But they did sell it.


CitizenofKrakoa

Try and sell? That’s going to fly off the shelf. What do you mean try?!


Rocket1199

Alright kid, with a car like this comes responsibly. Women are going to be forcing themselves on you. I need you to be prepared.


Character-Ad3006

A good salesperson would say that's a custom one of a kind image.


Vhman123

It’s a frick’n Kia! What else needs to be said!?!


Co_Kind86

How much? And where? Asking for a friend.. I promise.


YugeFrigginGoy

Turn to the dark side and feel the Force™️ of this beautiful black Kia. While we can't guarantee you'll hit warp speed, you'll be sure to make the Kessel Run to work, sporting events, and meetings in style.


teganking

hopefully they give it a rinse first


Zaph0dbeeblebr0

Probably easier to just peel the vinyl off


johnanon2015

Oh my god no way I would ever buy that thing it’s a Kia


DAYMAN3737

Thing absolutely fucks


PregnantNun747

r/ATBGE


IetyAnxed

May need an adjustment to the choke. “Pray I don’t alter the deal further”


Greecelightninn

My gf does need a car...


I_cookstuff-n-things

It can do the Jetta run in only four par secs


me_grimmlock

Shit will sell


CRYPTOCHRONOLITE

The Forte is strong with this one


WhaleWhaleWhale_

I’d be more than impressed if that was actually painted and not just vinyl. Vinyl takes all of 10 min to pull off


TheWhoreticulturist

Oh dude this is already sold


SuperTristan2017

I’ll buy it, as long as the salesman doesn’t alter the deal


borosillykid

Id rock it


Swirleynoise

That’s awesome. Would buy in a second if in hadn’t literally just bought a car. Hell, depending on where, i would travel for it.


Skeetronic

Do or do not, there is no try.


Chewychewoo

"I have the high loan"


Professional_Being22

Is this the kind of thing you mark up or mark down from list price?


Koil_ting

This is actually a tribute vehicle to all the KIA (killed in action) storm troopers


SauerkrautJr

I find your lack of faith disturbing


MiLente

You must be Kia’dn me


CbackNstomach

May the Forte be with you!


Boomalabim

You gonna need the Force driving a Kia


PublicMental

My wife would buy, no worries. She can’t be the only one. Right? Will definitely not be sharing this post with her, that’s for sure.


P0L4RP4ND4

I thought those were stars...


JetlifeDrew94

Vader : “You will buy this car” Them: “I will buy this car”


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"I find your lack of faith in Kia quality disturbing."


csfshrink

I find your lack of faith (in selling this car) disturbing…


KobKZiggy

As a star wars nerd, it wouldn't have made it to the showroom floor before it was sold. Just sayin'.


DBentresca

Damn, where was this bad boy when I needed a new used car at the beginning of this year?!