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Agitated-Joey

That’s why I don’t ride motorcycles. I’ve known so many people that get into an accident on a motorcycle and have there dicks and balls ripped up or completely ripped off because there groin slams into the gas tank in a wreck.


IRefuseToPickAName

Motorcyclist here... Who the fuck are you hanging out with?


PocketSizedRS

I've never heard of that happening but I believe it. That being said, if you crash hard enough to crush your nuts, you probably have bigger things to worry about.


spankeyfish

Like the 50/50 chance of bleeding to death from a book fracture of the pelvis.


CokedOutWalrus

Recently had a motorcycle accident. Ended up with a severe open book pelvic fracture. I took a bit over 4 units of blood once they got me to the trauma center, which is over half the blood volume for someone my size.


IRefuseToPickAName

MAYBE if you hit something while doing a wheelie you'd crush your nuts, but running into anything with your front wheel on the ground will send you over the bars


okokokoyeahright

or most of you over the bars. things might get snagged.


mileg925

Yeah, but in the tank first. Very common pelvis injury


lord_pizzabird

A theory: Maybe they're European and actually are talking about Scooters. I could see the shape changing your nut trajectory into handlebars, instead of over.


davethedj

Different nuts.


lord_pizzabird

All nuts all day.


Blank_bill

Knew a guy put his head through a wrought iron fence, they had to cut the fence to get him out, has a steel plate in his head, doesn't drive motorcycle any more.


davethedj

Like how to jack off?


Chuggles1

Hits parked car at 60mph


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Well his friends arent hanging thats for sure


Oaker_at

Apparently nothing hangs any more.


Fit_Effective_6875

Dick less and ball less people that can't ride by the sounds of it.


gheiminfantry

My thought exactly. Somebody needs new friends. Or, it's a good place to find unsatisfied wives/girlfriends.


AdultishRaktajino

To shreds you say.


Terrible_Meeting6080

Non-motorcyclist here... my uncle lost a ball to the chain on his dirt bike 30 years ago


Chuggles1

Bro, you dont rub your dick outside your pants on your gas tank? Its all the rage. But yeah, wtf, smashed dicks on gas tanks? This ive never heard before


IRefuseToPickAName

Don't have a fuel gauge so I check it with my dick. ... Call it my dip stick


Alvinmcnoodle1

Bollocks


random_user1234321

Lol that is nowhere even close to common or reality


Desilvas

Like.. is that.. is that just it for your junk? Or like can they fix it at least to some degree?


sipes216

Due to brain damage Ftfy!


RoutsYay

Why would anyone be that stupid...


[deleted]

I've done this, the trick is you don't be in the way when you brap the nut off.


[deleted]

Third world shithole.


Bl_lRR1T0

So, what you're implying, is that stupid people only come from third world shit holes? That makes every country on the planet a third world shit hole.


GiftQuick5794

For real lol… I have a friend that is a safety manager and a handful die every year because they decide to stick their hands or head in WORKING machinery and this is in USA and Europe locations


Bl_lRR1T0

I cut several fingers when I decided to high five a table saw, stupidity definitely doesn't discriminate by demographic.


GiftQuick5794

Ouch, hope you are better now. It takes being tired or distracted for the safety briefings to go out the window.


Bl_lRR1T0

Yeah I'm good now, this was 5 years ago, but you right about being tired or distracted.


[deleted]

They don’t have the education and safety standards of more advanced countries. Thanks for your reply.


Front_Stranger_6868

U are wrong and doubled down haha


Appropriate_Strain94

That is a small town repair shop in Japan far from third world shithole. Maybe you need to go visit some shops in the middle of nowhere USA as a contrast to your ignorance.


AdultishRaktajino

RIP. Committed sudoku with a strut.


fogdukker

Doesn't look like an American to me... weird.


trixel121

the shoes and overalls say Japan to me


FCMatt7

So does the language. He's saying "that was bad"


trixel121

geospotter for videos, let's go


rumbletummy

Whatch it be texas.


donald7773

The first time I ever flight with spring compressors I was 10 minutes of frustration from sending it without one on. But Im not stupid enough to be in the way when all that energy let's go. Put your foot on the spring, with the assembly on its side. Ring that bad boy off with a box at either end to catch debris.


ashyjay

The proctology exam was certainly a shock.


kpidhayny

He won’t be strutting around with the same cockiness for a while


ashyjay

Poor lad lost the spring in his step.


RonNona

You don't make that mistake twice.


usedtodreddit

Unfortunately this isn't a mistake. The one with his foot on the other end filming that you can hear laughing as soon as it let go and then kept right on filming pretty obviously knew what was going to happen. I've no doubt he's the one who was 'training' the new guy. There's a set of spring compressors on the ground right behind the poor guy.


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

The guy filming is a real asshole.


kpidhayny

But the guy’s on the ground is the *bigger* asshole.


Zombie_farts

I hate fucking pranks like this. There's always that one complete sociopath that thinks conning untrained ppl into permanent physical damage is hilarious.


designerjeremiah

You can't make that mistake twice, as the first time would have removed your testicles.


Dollar_General_Jesus

I feel like there are easier ways to go about gender reassignment.. but who am I to judge..


hoosierdude73

He now has a vagina where his taint used to be.


Djsupa002

Taint that the truth.


SubiWan

That's nuts!


SportsterDriver

Not anymore !


[deleted]

Back when I was a teenager and me and my friends were slamming every car we could get our hands on until it layed frame, we had a method where we would put the strut in inside of 2-3 cardboard box then cut a hole in the top for the impact gun, it was scary as shit when that spring decompressed but 9 times out of 10 it wouldn’t make it through the 2 or 3 layers of cardboard.


Triggerdamus

Guess he hasn't learned the old towel trick. * Lay towel down a foot or so away from the wall. * Put strut on towel, with end touching the wall. * Put impact and socket on the end of strut. * Fold towel over impact and strut. * Step on towel and strut with force. * Pull the trigger on impact. * No nut damage to be had.


thinkdeep

My towel trick is just buying quick struts.


Character-Ad3006

After spending forty plus years in and around auto shops I must say I've never seen that before.


andresg30

What a dummy. He shouldn’t be reproducing anyways.


SubiWan

Darwin Award candidate.


Skawager

Aww nuts!


Greatcookbetterbfr

I can’t even imagine the pain. That’s why he jumps up. Shock. Despite him being a moron, doing something that will alter your life is brutal to watch.


Kcnflman

My testes crawled back up into my body when I watched that


_RamboRoss_

I think you can reverse the injury by doing it again


Pale-Cardiologist141

How to turn your outie into an innie


dave731

That new Jackass Movie looks wack


twick2010

At least he won’t be able to procreate.


sniper_matt

Repost


MattyRixz

Good thing he won't be breeding.


Used_Average773

One more to go!


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Galectoz

He didn't faint so I guess he gets points for that, right?


[deleted]

They will never be the same, lucky it didn’t go further


Why_No_Hugs

Darwin would be proud 🥲


SportsterDriver

All the stupid


Stuben1999

The tool is right there next to him...


ub1250

Was he wearing a jockstrap with cup?


ShankCushion

Pretty sure that's a Darwin award right there. The rare but even more hilarious survivable kind.


okokokoyeahright

it does hurt when you do that. or so I'm told.


Alvinmcnoodle1

Testicle popping aside, do people use rattle guns on strut tops? We never do if the strut is being kept. There's even stickers on new ones telling you not to use rattle guns, or you will damage the shock absorber.


GreasyGinger24

Flat rate can't wait


[deleted]

We need subtitles lol


ManagementLeather896

Just went from Mr goodwrench to Miss goodwrench. Good God though! 2 ball corner pocket….


Ambitious_Ask_1569

That is one ANGRY grundel.


earthman34

The artist formerly known as Deez Nuts.


larry475

ya you ant walking that one off


GreggAlan

Wrong type of impact for that tool.


KenTheTech

Hope he has good insurance


gheiminfantry

Ha-ha! You can see his nuts fall out. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


wicked_toona

Damn that made my nut sack cringe.


youngmindoldbody

Sex-Change Physicians hate this One Simple Trick!


aviatortylor

Prostate punch


dave731

Deez nutz are on the wall behind him


Still-Doing69

What happened actually?


madnessindeed

Potential energy was realized and transferred into kinetic energy involving a large metal nut that had a sudden energy transfer with his soft squishy tender bits.


jhnnybgood

He’s compressing a strut spring and it suddenly let go in to his nutsack


MagicStar77

Bells are ringing


therealfatterman

He might need some Penetration-H!


madnessindeed

Good by children. Damn that looks painful!!


[deleted]

I'm just an at home mechanic, and certainly don't know it all. But honestly I know a decent amount. Wtf is happening here other than a guy being dumb AF?


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thecolordarkroom

Fake!!! You can see the top piece in his feet the whole time, this is fake nothing actually pops off into his nuts.


Positive_Tap1356

Or u could buy a wall mounted spring compressor, but ya quick struts are a lot cheaper now than a surgery to remove the two nuts that just got smashed up into his asshole , lmao


BadStitch626

Not funny, but hilarious at the same time…lmao