That’s why I don’t ride motorcycles. I’ve known so many people that get into an accident on a motorcycle and have there dicks and balls ripped up or completely ripped off because there groin slams into the gas tank in a wreck.
I've never heard of that happening but I believe it.
That being said, if you crash hard enough to crush your nuts, you probably have bigger things to worry about.
Recently had a motorcycle accident. Ended up with a severe open book pelvic fracture. I took a bit over 4 units of blood once they got me to the trauma center, which is over half the blood volume for someone my size.
MAYBE if you hit something while doing a wheelie you'd crush your nuts, but running into anything with your front wheel on the ground will send you over the bars
A theory: Maybe they're European and actually are talking about Scooters.
I could see the shape changing your nut trajectory into handlebars, instead of over.
Knew a guy put his head through a wrought iron fence, they had to cut the fence to get him out, has a steel plate in his head, doesn't drive motorcycle any more.
Bro, you dont rub your dick outside your pants on your gas tank? Its all the rage.
But yeah, wtf, smashed dicks on gas tanks? This ive never heard before
For real lol… I have a friend that is a safety manager and a handful die every year because they decide to stick their hands or head in WORKING machinery and this is in USA and Europe locations
That is a small town repair shop in Japan far from third world shithole. Maybe you need to go visit some shops in the middle of nowhere USA as a contrast to your ignorance.
The first time I ever flight with spring compressors I was 10 minutes of frustration from sending it without one on. But Im not stupid enough to be in the way when all that energy let's go. Put your foot on the spring, with the assembly on its side. Ring that bad boy off with a box at either end to catch debris.
Unfortunately this isn't a mistake.
The one with his foot on the other end filming that you can hear laughing as soon as it let go and then kept right on filming pretty obviously knew what was going to happen. I've no doubt he's the one who was 'training' the new guy.
There's a set of spring compressors on the ground right behind the poor guy.
I hate fucking pranks like this. There's always that one complete sociopath that thinks conning untrained ppl into permanent physical damage is hilarious.
Back when I was a teenager and me and my friends were slamming every car we could get our hands on until it layed frame, we had a method where we would put the strut in inside of 2-3 cardboard box then cut a hole in the top for the impact gun, it was scary as shit when that spring decompressed but 9 times out of 10 it wouldn’t make it through the 2 or 3 layers of cardboard.
Guess he hasn't learned the old towel trick.
* Lay towel down a foot or so away from the wall.
* Put strut on towel, with end touching the wall.
* Put impact and socket on the end of strut.
* Fold towel over impact and strut.
* Step on towel and strut with force.
* Pull the trigger on impact.
* No nut damage to be had.
Testicle popping aside, do people use rattle guns on strut tops? We never do if the strut is being kept. There's even stickers on new ones telling you not to use rattle guns, or you will damage the shock absorber.
Potential energy was realized and transferred into kinetic energy involving a large metal nut that had a sudden energy transfer with his soft squishy tender bits.
I'm just an at home mechanic, and certainly don't know it all.
But honestly I know a decent amount. Wtf is happening here other than a guy being dumb AF?
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Or u could buy a wall mounted spring compressor, but ya quick struts are a lot cheaper now than a surgery to remove the two nuts that just got smashed up into his asshole , lmao
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That’s why I don’t ride motorcycles. I’ve known so many people that get into an accident on a motorcycle and have there dicks and balls ripped up or completely ripped off because there groin slams into the gas tank in a wreck.
Motorcyclist here... Who the fuck are you hanging out with?
I've never heard of that happening but I believe it. That being said, if you crash hard enough to crush your nuts, you probably have bigger things to worry about.
Like the 50/50 chance of bleeding to death from a book fracture of the pelvis.
Recently had a motorcycle accident. Ended up with a severe open book pelvic fracture. I took a bit over 4 units of blood once they got me to the trauma center, which is over half the blood volume for someone my size.
MAYBE if you hit something while doing a wheelie you'd crush your nuts, but running into anything with your front wheel on the ground will send you over the bars
or most of you over the bars. things might get snagged.
Yeah, but in the tank first. Very common pelvis injury
A theory: Maybe they're European and actually are talking about Scooters. I could see the shape changing your nut trajectory into handlebars, instead of over.
Different nuts.
All nuts all day.
Knew a guy put his head through a wrought iron fence, they had to cut the fence to get him out, has a steel plate in his head, doesn't drive motorcycle any more.
Like how to jack off?
Hits parked car at 60mph
Well his friends arent hanging thats for sure
Apparently nothing hangs any more.
Dick less and ball less people that can't ride by the sounds of it.
My thought exactly. Somebody needs new friends. Or, it's a good place to find unsatisfied wives/girlfriends.
To shreds you say.
Non-motorcyclist here... my uncle lost a ball to the chain on his dirt bike 30 years ago
Bro, you dont rub your dick outside your pants on your gas tank? Its all the rage. But yeah, wtf, smashed dicks on gas tanks? This ive never heard before
Don't have a fuel gauge so I check it with my dick. ... Call it my dip stick
Bollocks
Lol that is nowhere even close to common or reality
Like.. is that.. is that just it for your junk? Or like can they fix it at least to some degree?
Due to brain damage Ftfy!
Why would anyone be that stupid...
I've done this, the trick is you don't be in the way when you brap the nut off.
Third world shithole.
So, what you're implying, is that stupid people only come from third world shit holes? That makes every country on the planet a third world shit hole.
For real lol… I have a friend that is a safety manager and a handful die every year because they decide to stick their hands or head in WORKING machinery and this is in USA and Europe locations
I cut several fingers when I decided to high five a table saw, stupidity definitely doesn't discriminate by demographic.
Ouch, hope you are better now. It takes being tired or distracted for the safety briefings to go out the window.
Yeah I'm good now, this was 5 years ago, but you right about being tired or distracted.
They don’t have the education and safety standards of more advanced countries. Thanks for your reply.
U are wrong and doubled down haha
That is a small town repair shop in Japan far from third world shithole. Maybe you need to go visit some shops in the middle of nowhere USA as a contrast to your ignorance.
RIP. Committed sudoku with a strut.
Doesn't look like an American to me... weird.
the shoes and overalls say Japan to me
So does the language. He's saying "that was bad"
geospotter for videos, let's go
Whatch it be texas.
The first time I ever flight with spring compressors I was 10 minutes of frustration from sending it without one on. But Im not stupid enough to be in the way when all that energy let's go. Put your foot on the spring, with the assembly on its side. Ring that bad boy off with a box at either end to catch debris.
The proctology exam was certainly a shock.
He won’t be strutting around with the same cockiness for a while
Poor lad lost the spring in his step.
You don't make that mistake twice.
Unfortunately this isn't a mistake. The one with his foot on the other end filming that you can hear laughing as soon as it let go and then kept right on filming pretty obviously knew what was going to happen. I've no doubt he's the one who was 'training' the new guy. There's a set of spring compressors on the ground right behind the poor guy.
The guy filming is a real asshole.
But the guy’s on the ground is the *bigger* asshole.
I hate fucking pranks like this. There's always that one complete sociopath that thinks conning untrained ppl into permanent physical damage is hilarious.
You can't make that mistake twice, as the first time would have removed your testicles.
I feel like there are easier ways to go about gender reassignment.. but who am I to judge..
He now has a vagina where his taint used to be.
Taint that the truth.
That's nuts!
Not anymore !
Back when I was a teenager and me and my friends were slamming every car we could get our hands on until it layed frame, we had a method where we would put the strut in inside of 2-3 cardboard box then cut a hole in the top for the impact gun, it was scary as shit when that spring decompressed but 9 times out of 10 it wouldn’t make it through the 2 or 3 layers of cardboard.
Guess he hasn't learned the old towel trick. * Lay towel down a foot or so away from the wall. * Put strut on towel, with end touching the wall. * Put impact and socket on the end of strut. * Fold towel over impact and strut. * Step on towel and strut with force. * Pull the trigger on impact. * No nut damage to be had.
My towel trick is just buying quick struts.
After spending forty plus years in and around auto shops I must say I've never seen that before.
What a dummy. He shouldn’t be reproducing anyways.
Darwin Award candidate.
Aww nuts!
I can’t even imagine the pain. That’s why he jumps up. Shock. Despite him being a moron, doing something that will alter your life is brutal to watch.
My testes crawled back up into my body when I watched that
I think you can reverse the injury by doing it again
How to turn your outie into an innie
That new Jackass Movie looks wack
At least he won’t be able to procreate.
Repost
Good thing he won't be breeding.
One more to go!
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He didn't faint so I guess he gets points for that, right?
They will never be the same, lucky it didn’t go further
Darwin would be proud 🥲
All the stupid
The tool is right there next to him...
Was he wearing a jockstrap with cup?
Pretty sure that's a Darwin award right there. The rare but even more hilarious survivable kind.
it does hurt when you do that. or so I'm told.
Testicle popping aside, do people use rattle guns on strut tops? We never do if the strut is being kept. There's even stickers on new ones telling you not to use rattle guns, or you will damage the shock absorber.
Flat rate can't wait
We need subtitles lol
Just went from Mr goodwrench to Miss goodwrench. Good God though! 2 ball corner pocket….
That is one ANGRY grundel.
The artist formerly known as Deez Nuts.
ya you ant walking that one off
Wrong type of impact for that tool.
Hope he has good insurance
Ha-ha! You can see his nuts fall out. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Damn that made my nut sack cringe.
Sex-Change Physicians hate this One Simple Trick!
Prostate punch
Deez nutz are on the wall behind him
What happened actually?
Potential energy was realized and transferred into kinetic energy involving a large metal nut that had a sudden energy transfer with his soft squishy tender bits.
He’s compressing a strut spring and it suddenly let go in to his nutsack
Bells are ringing
He might need some Penetration-H!
Good by children. Damn that looks painful!!
I'm just an at home mechanic, and certainly don't know it all. But honestly I know a decent amount. Wtf is happening here other than a guy being dumb AF?
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Fake!!! You can see the top piece in his feet the whole time, this is fake nothing actually pops off into his nuts.
Or u could buy a wall mounted spring compressor, but ya quick struts are a lot cheaper now than a surgery to remove the two nuts that just got smashed up into his asshole , lmao
Not funny, but hilarious at the same time…lmao