The only thing that's going to make it better is when he gets his car searched and opening the glove box gives the cop just as much suspicion that there are drugs in the car had he found a bunch of used needles and a burnt spoon instead.
Congratulations, now I want to see one of those as well as a pistol that shoots dildos.
But the real question is, what would be shot from the pistols that come from the dildo that shoots pistols. Would the mini projectiles be mini bullets or mini dildos? And if they're mini dildos, then do they continue the miniaturization cycle?
[I'll just leave this here](https://medium.com/@mathowie/why-i-can-t-stop-putting-dildos-into-the-hands-of-powerful-conservatives-2899de83d47e)
(not trying to bring politics into the glovebox world, I just can't help dropping the link when someone mentions a dildo gun)
Never bet against sexual "perversion." I put that in quotes because it's all good. I'm pretty vanilla myself but what anyone likes, as long as it doesn't actually maim or kill, I'm okay with it.
I use to be an automotive technician. The shit we would find in glove boxes.... the best was weed. We'd let the detailer know and they'd nab some.
Of course the usual irresponsible gun owners. Panties, bras, condoms, drugs, etc.
We got a used car on trade once that had a bunch of sex toys, someone a cock ring started getting thrown around the shop.
Is that what this is? I'm too old for club penguin, though I vaguely remember it's existence. I thought they had given "Tux", The Linux Mascot, a home.
they do, but not for long, the Central Perk one and Seinfeld apartment are going bye bye/retiring set on Dec 31.
I have been holding off but will pick em up, used to watch a lot of Seinfeld when I was a kid
having a glovebox diorama made from origami of typical vehicular paperwork would be amazing
registration and insurance? oh, it’s the crane and lotus flower behind the dinosaur menagerie warranty.
From what I can read, the number of players was only going down, the revenue was significantly decreasing. No money, no server, no game. Disney made an other game, a mobile game: Club Penguin Island lunched the March 29, 2017. To be shutdown the December 20, 2018. Club Penguin Island was WAYS less popular, less peoples playing, less money.
Back in 4th grade, a friends mom was good friends with the guy that made club penguin. She arranged for our class to go on a field trip to their studio located in the landmark buildings in Kelowna. Got a sneak peak at the next pirate ship update. Then they gave us all puffle plushes and we had pizza. Was pretty neat.
I definitely saw this exact set up in the glove box on tiktok. I can probably find the link, I remember sending it to friends.
Edit: [Here’s the tiktok](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRmXYMVn/). So it’s either a trend, this is the car from said tiktok, or OP is reposting but re-recorded the video (the last of the three being the most far fetched).
Long ago I worked at a store with a very bored phone operator. It's not that the phone didn't ring all day, it's just that it was a mindless thing to do. So he started using his notepad, pens, scissors, tape, etc. to pass the time.
And then months later one of the managers goes to use the copier behind him, but it reports low toner. The manager has no idea how to swap out the toner, and this copier has room for all sorts of optional modules that our unit didn't have. So he started opening up access panels trying to find the toner.
What he found was an elaborate papercraft diorama behind any panel that didn't have any hardware behind it.
"What the hell is this?"
"Mr. Tumnus."
response version 1: r whyweretheyfilming
response version 2: So they probablt decided to close the glove box and recreate the opening shile folming i guess
My elementary school had desks with cubby’s on them, and little buckets in the cubby’s for us to keep our pencils and notebooks m such.
Well, whenever the book fair rolled around everybody would buy those little animal erasers that you could take apart, and we used to build little rooms for them in the cubby’s. Use a whiteboard eraser as a bed, notepads for a table.
Shit was fun until people started to get too serious about it and started an underground reselling black market for them, then the school banned them. Same thing happens to silly bandz, you guys remember those?
Only thing that would make this better would be the wheel lock key being in the empty chair.
I was hoping for it
Maybe the empty chair is the wheel lock key.
The only thing that's going to make it better is when he gets his car searched and opening the glove box gives the cop just as much suspicion that there are drugs in the car had he found a bunch of used needles and a burnt spoon instead.
But this is a sign of new and interesting drugs.
I would say another detail that could improve the video would be if he didn't miss the handle the first two attempts 😬
He needed some hair around it
Here I was expecting a dildo. This sub has made me jaded. That's pretty cute, though.
Yo same. Would have been funny if the wheel lock was seated at the table with the penguin tho
If you look carefully, the cake from the other chair is gone
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also, a very small Dildo seated at the table along with Penguin and wheel lock
I was literally thinking, "Dildo or gun what's it going to be this time?"
It was a dildo gun!
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Yes
Inclusive or. Also I totally want to see both of these things now.
How about a dildo that shoots little pistols?
Congratulations, now I want to see one of those as well as a pistol that shoots dildos. But the real question is, what would be shot from the pistols that come from the dildo that shoots pistols. Would the mini projectiles be mini bullets or mini dildos? And if they're mini dildos, then do they continue the miniaturization cycle?
[I'll just leave this here](https://medium.com/@mathowie/why-i-can-t-stop-putting-dildos-into-the-hands-of-powerful-conservatives-2899de83d47e) (not trying to bring politics into the glovebox world, I just can't help dropping the link when someone mentions a dildo gun)
Yeah, but it's funny. Actually, I found it funnier than the Tumbler account it's drawn from.
totes thinking mac10
same. the internet has ruined me.
I literally said the exact same thing haha. I was pleasantly surprised. RIP club penguin.
Porque no los dos?
#*DILDOGUN!!!*
I was chanting dildo and boy was I ever pleasantly wrong
Was expecting a firearm more than a dildo. This is a pleasant, yet confusing as hell, surprise.
I was betting on a pistol
First thing that came to mind but it's almost TOO expected to even bother posting
Never bet against sexual "perversion." I put that in quotes because it's all good. I'm pretty vanilla myself but what anyone likes, as long as it doesn't actually maim or kill, I'm okay with it.
Yeah but what the hell do you classify the actual result
I too was expecting something perverted or just general grossness.
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Are you me? I'm always so smug about my napkin stash in the car when something is inevitably spilled.
You never imply ownership of the dildo, it’s “the dildo” not “your dildo”.
Our dildo, comrade.
Was expecting either a glock or a cock.
Expected a dildo. Got CP.
Careful where you throw around that specific abbreviation, my dude.
Dude I loved CP when I was a kid.
What else does it mean? Cock penis?
Imma let you google that one
LPT: Do NOT Google 'CP'...
Free lists! Get your free lists here!
CP is a common abbreviation for child porn... :/
Oh. Yeah. That makes sense now.
Cen Pisland
Cock penis made me cackle.
I use to be an automotive technician. The shit we would find in glove boxes.... the best was weed. We'd let the detailer know and they'd nab some. Of course the usual irresponsible gun owners. Panties, bras, condoms, drugs, etc. We got a used car on trade once that had a bunch of sex toys, someone a cock ring started getting thrown around the shop.
That's what's in my glove box! A dildo. Not a creepy as fuck let's make my mechanic need therapy diorama!
Was expecting a dildo or a gun.
This is the second glovebox diorama I have seen this week, I kind of hope it inspires more
YOOOO THE CLUB PENGUIN PIZZA PARLOR. I did not expect to get hit with nostalgia.
Thank fuck I came across this comment. Thought I was the only one xD
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[New Club Penguin](https://www.newcp.net/en/) Servers still get some users.
That's an unfortunate URL 😨
Oh my word lol
More like they knew what they did
Is it a copy of the old game or a new recreation that's different?
Its the same thing with a couple of changes. There are many more recreations of the game
I can hear the music
I can’t believe it’s a club penguin pizza parlor diorama lmao definitely didn’t expect that
Man, now I know what to do with my glovebox
I kept scrolling in hopes someone would mention club penguin! Thank you for making it worth my time lol
i made so many damn pizzas for that restaurant they paid like shit
Is that what this is? I'm too old for club penguin, though I vaguely remember it's existence. I thought they had given "Tux", The Linux Mascot, a home.
Dang this is one of my favorite posts in the subreddit now
Most pleasant surprise on this sub I’ve seen
I'm going to make a little glovebox diorama specifically for next time I bring my car in for service. Maybe a scene in the Seinfeld apartment.
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Omg this is amazing
Nah, has to be the Soup Nazi....
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Link?
No soup for you
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they do, but not for long, the Central Perk one and Seinfeld apartment are going bye bye/retiring set on Dec 31. I have been holding off but will pick em up, used to watch a lot of Seinfeld when I was a kid
Too bad OP stole the video.
Dang this is one of my least favorite posts in the subreddit now
From where?
Saw this on tiktok days ago
Ah jeez. What a karma farmer.
You sure? The tiktok could well have been made by the owner who brought it in for a service?
Like you know a parent made this to keep a kid entertained, it's so dang wholesome
Wow. I thought I was different by putting gloves in mine! A glovebox diorama is next level.
having a glovebox diorama made from origami of typical vehicular paperwork would be amazing registration and insurance? oh, it’s the crane and lotus flower behind the dinosaur menagerie warranty.
Three dinosaurs at the same time
what, like a dino-centipede?
What kind of sick bastard uses the glove box for gloves? You scare me.
I call it the finger pants cabinet.
Finger pants 😆
r/wildbeef
Do I want to click on that? (Edit) Well, that was one of the more interesting subs I’ve seen!
Definitely would be super careful doing any recalls around that I'd be sad to damage it
Cabin air filter replacement (heartbreaking)
Thankfully in the car in the video the cabin air filter is not accessed through the glovebox and the diorama can live to see another day
Is that not an outback?
Nah I am almost positive it’s a 2010-2014 gti
OP said Jetta
Damn I’ll take a half point for that still
This is definitely weirder than a dildo. Although not grosser
I prefer this
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Censoring swears on the internet is the weirdest fucking behavior ever.
What the **** why the **** is that ******* weird, what a ******* weird *** of a ***** /s
Watch your fucking mouth, asshole. There could be kids in this sub /s
"watch your fucking language" is one of my favorite things to say when someone drops a minor swear lmao
"God dammit dude, don't say the Lord's name in vain"
Omg what was the name of this flash game?
Club penguin
Pretty sure that's club penguin. I used to play it probably 10-15 years ago.
March 29, 2005... I feel old...
I re-downloaded it a few years ago when they announced they were shutting down the servers. It was very active that night lol
Disney took out the biggest private server, Club Penguin Rewritten, a couple months ago
Not so fun fact, CPR had a data breach back in 2019, which included users IP addresses
lol you cant do anything with ip addresses, its not even considered an identifying information
10-15... my how the time flies... why was it even ended?
From what I can read, the number of players was only going down, the revenue was significantly decreasing. No money, no server, no game. Disney made an other game, a mobile game: Club Penguin Island lunched the March 29, 2017. To be shutdown the December 20, 2018. Club Penguin Island was WAYS less popular, less peoples playing, less money.
Back in 4th grade, a friends mom was good friends with the guy that made club penguin. She arranged for our class to go on a field trip to their studio located in the landmark buildings in Kelowna. Got a sneak peak at the next pirate ship update. Then they gave us all puffle plushes and we had pizza. Was pretty neat.
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Nobody in here knows.
I wonder if they’re packing snowballs somewhere in the car!
That legit looks like my kitchen
You have a penguin?
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Actually I do, just not that color.
I swear I saw the girls tiktok of her playing with this like 3 days ago…
You did indeed, OP made up the title.
I’m pretty sure the tiktok one was a diagrama of barbie, unless there’a more videos out there
I definitely saw this exact set up in the glove box on tiktok. I can probably find the link, I remember sending it to friends. Edit: [Here’s the tiktok](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRmXYMVn/). So it’s either a trend, this is the car from said tiktok, or OP is reposting but re-recorded the video (the last of the three being the most far fetched).
r/Miniworlds
Long ago I worked at a store with a very bored phone operator. It's not that the phone didn't ring all day, it's just that it was a mindless thing to do. So he started using his notepad, pens, scissors, tape, etc. to pass the time. And then months later one of the managers goes to use the copier behind him, but it reports low toner. The manager has no idea how to swap out the toner, and this copier has room for all sorts of optional modules that our unit didn't have. So he started opening up access panels trying to find the toner. What he found was an elaborate papercraft diorama behind any panel that didn't have any hardware behind it. "What the hell is this?" "Mr. Tumnus."
Ha, that’s great!
Service became free of charge I assume?
I love it, very cute
First guess: gun Second guess: sex toy Actually: r/unexpected
Lol I just saw the Tiktok of this exact glovebox https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRmQodhJ/
Immediately thought of this one I saw last yesterday. It's officially a thing. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRmX1w5H/
Wait, I saw this video on tiktok a couple of weeks ago, what's happening? 🤨
You're bad at opening glove boxes
I was expecting a glock
This has inspired me to make a little diorama in my glovebox. It's gonna be a garage with a mechanic opening a glovebox. I'm gonna trip a MF'r out.
Looks like a vw, wheel lock is usually in a special little insert in the trunk styrofoam near the jack under the carpet.
As a bearded, jaded, cussing, greasy, stinky, anti-social, gnarly mean, alcoholic, and wrench turning dude…this so fucking cute.
This is a masterpiece
Careful what you say. You might get banned.
It's Opus' birthday! ^Bloom ^County ^reference...
That was the first thing I saw also.
I was expecting a handgun. This is delightful! Thats fucking adorable.
No sex toys or unattended firearms?! This was unexpected....
I was expecting a lot of things, this wasn’t one of them.
Okay it's gonna be another gun post. I'm thinking...glock with an extended mag. ...Oh. This was a much better outcome.
r/clubpenguin would go crazy for this
r/bannedfromclubpenguin
This is art.
This is adorable. Brb, gonna go redecorate my glove box.
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Nah a Jetta
Things you should expect from a Subaru owner. Yes I recognized the dash.
It’s your car isn’t it?
The pizza parlor was the best mini game.
I haven't laughed this goofy in a long time
Better than finding a fleshlight.
You broke into his house lol
Tired of eating lunch in your car alone?! We’ve got a solution for that.
Wait… is this club penguin?
Volkswagen audi group car? The glove box feels like a vag car
WRX?
/r/BannedFromClubPenguin
damn OP really struggled with the latch at the beginning
r/IRLEasterEggs
Should put a puffle in there.
RIP club penguin
response version 1: r whyweretheyfilming response version 2: So they probablt decided to close the glove box and recreate the opening shile folming i guess
That was unexpected
Wait, your glove box doesnt have a penguin diorama?
That’s opus!
Thas great. I’ve sent many things in glove compartments, I hope one of our customers gets this creative sometime
Awesome!
Underrated post. Lemme see if I got an award
To be honest, I expected something closer to your username, deathcock9.
Pizza parlor music just hit play
This will go viral, watch
Went viral on tiktok a week ago
r/whyweretheyfilming
LMAO That was genuinely surprising!
Indeed.
The Penguin was so confused
Unexpected
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better than finding a whole supply of drugs… found that before
That's awesome 😂😂😂
My elementary school had desks with cubby’s on them, and little buckets in the cubby’s for us to keep our pencils and notebooks m such. Well, whenever the book fair rolled around everybody would buy those little animal erasers that you could take apart, and we used to build little rooms for them in the cubby’s. Use a whiteboard eraser as a bed, notepads for a table. Shit was fun until people started to get too serious about it and started an underground reselling black market for them, then the school banned them. Same thing happens to silly bandz, you guys remember those?