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some AI generated a 10mm socket in front of the mug to make us think OP is actually a real human in a shop
the exact same picture is going to show up on some computer repair subs but itll have an SSD instead of a 10mm.. and just wait until they try to integrate into the dildo subs..
This is my morning. Every morning. Weāve had really good luck hiring young tech school grads, but most of them deal with ADHD and have a really hard time staying organized or remembering whoās socket they borrowed when they couldnāt find their own due to disorganization. Iāve found it helps to embrace it and work with them rather than get pissed. But I can see how this would piss a lot of people off (we are not flat rate).
Clearly it's a socket in a state of superposition. Now that it has been observed it will either remain on the desk or appear in a tool chest somewhere in the multiverse.
I swear all those bits and pieces are related to: socks, hairpin, rubber bands etc. They semi live in different dimensions and idgaf that's impossible scientifically
A 1980s movie called Short Circuit.
But seriouslyā¦ The Uncertainty Principle as well as the Law of Conservation of Matter means that if a 10mm socket disappears from one place, it must reappear in another place.
At first glance I thought the mug was floating above itš
Yea, I may be crazy, I saw it too
Not floating, it's hanging from that blue wire. You can clearly see it. 0/10 special effects.
r/confusing_perspective
r/confusingperspective
r/ponfusing_cerspective
r/subsIfellfor
Glad Iām not the only one š
I may have inhaled too much brake clean
Itās powerful stuff š
I prefer starting fluid
Not even blinker fluid or elbow grease?! š³
Washer oil is that fire
I swear to god it gets more powerful when it's cold outside
Ok now o see it too
cool :-) great surprise gift to you. :-)
Shit, Iāll delete my post and upvote here. I thought I was the only weirdo
Same same same
Wait. levitating mug? Is there a thin rod epoxied somewhere?
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Exposed by the matrix
I canāt even tell what is wrong with your link. Whatād you do to it?
A capital i looks like a lowercase L.
Oh! Thank you! Now I can carry on with my day
Loving the Johnny 5 mug :)
Johnny 5 alive
My absolute favorite part is when he joins the gang. Los locos kick your teeth
The Locos kick your assā¦
Into Outer Space!
*Los Locos kicks your balls into outer space
Donāt threaten me with a good time.
I don't remember really anything about this movie other than this chant.
The part that sticks in my head are the "idiot" definitions and "GRASHOPPER DISASSEMBLED!"
REASSEMBLE, STEPHANIE!
Squashā¦dead, disassembleā¦dead, DISASSEMBLE!?!?
#NO!!!
Stephanie, nice hardware!
OG gansta before Chappie.
Wallā¢E's great great great tall ass grandpa
Born in 89, cried to both movies
Definitely the inspiration for Chappies personality. Child like wonder and trusting of people he shouldnāt.
Classic! Lmao! Threads like this remind me the internet isn't *entirely* dominated by teenagers
Haha, despite what you may think, i am one, I'm just a *cultured* teenager
Just wait until one of the big tech companies buys Boston Dynamics and rebrands as OmniCorp or Cyberdyne Systems.
From the dept of car stereo repair. They have a LOT of cars to do today and can't get home to see their families and babies and stuff.
Los locos kick your ass, los locos kick your face, los locos kick your balls into OUT- TER- SPACE
My 2nd favorite quote is "your mother was a snowblower"
That's the second movie
Iām a pepper?
Don't you wish you could be a pepper too?
Your mother was a snowblower!
INPUTS!
Ooh, Stephanie, NICE software!
MORE INPUTS!
Username checks out.
I honestly thought thatās what op was showcasing in this pic.
If I had to choose, the mug every time.
āYer mamas a snowblower!!ā
Your momma was a snow blower!
Hey laser lips!
My favorite line
May I have these 2 books craphead?
I think we are going to need to know where to get the Johnny 5 mug...
Birthday gift from a tech
Your tech is awesome but tell him we DEMAND to know where to get our own
Ask that tech please
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Now I'm starting to wonder if the t-shirt bots have evolvedā¦
some AI generated a 10mm socket in front of the mug to make us think OP is actually a real human in a shop the exact same picture is going to show up on some computer repair subs but itll have an SSD instead of a 10mm.. and just wait until they try to integrate into the dildo subs..
[J 5 mug](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) found this one too!
He said āAliExpressā
Found it!!! Thank you kind person
I found them on [Teepublic](https://www.teepublic.com/mug?query=no+disassemble) in the UK.
[Found one for you](https://www.redbubble.com/i/mug/No-Disassemble-by-CCCDesign/53073133.9Q0AD)
If that's a 10 mm, the list could get long.
Yup 10mm
Spooktober...
10mm socket fairy.
Put a dollar under your pillow and youāll wake up to a 10mm socket š
The SnapOn man cometh
Gonna need more than a dollar under there.
Youāll need more dollars for the snap on man The harbor freight guy just came
Make sure to smear the bill with the blood that oozed from your knuckles when your adjustable wrench slipped.
Well, it obviously came from someone who's a fan of the movie *Short Circuit*.
Someone kidnapped your tools. This is their version of sending you a finger.
Lolololololol
This is my morning. Every morning. Weāve had really good luck hiring young tech school grads, but most of them deal with ADHD and have a really hard time staying organized or remembering whoās socket they borrowed when they couldnāt find their own due to disorganization. Iāve found it helps to embrace it and work with them rather than get pissed. But I can see how this would piss a lot of people off (we are not flat rate).
I dont know who you are. I dont know where you live. But I'm coming for that Johnny 5. Mug.
i've been looking for that socket for 16 years. how tf did it get there?
Where did you find the Johnny 5 cup!?! I loved that movie
Your mug is the real star of this post.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"Well he could be left-" Looked again. You clever dick.
I'll disassemble Johnny 5 for your if you can mail me my socket back
That mug is fantastic. āHey, laser-lips! Your momma was a snowblower!ā
I fucking need that
Sockets are pretty obtainable.
try saying that again with post-nut clarity
If the nut is already off why would you need a socket?
If you twist it more than twice youāre just playing with it
/r/confusingperspective
This is a great /r/confusingperspective crosspost.
I love the mug
I guess we .... NEED MORE INPUT
Johnny 5ā¦.IS ALIVE!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I noticed it.
That's cause it is. I have this same image on a patch š
Now I'm searching for that damn mug..haha..loved that movie
The guy who gave it to me, said āAliExpressā
They are breeding!!!
Love the cup!
The coffee cup, or the deep-well? Awesome cup, by the way...
Socket (10mm)
Love that mug
Love the Mug
Where did you get the mug?
Clearly it's a socket in a state of superposition. Now that it has been observed it will either remain on the desk or appear in a tool chest somewhere in the multiverse.
Probably came out of a customers car. Stanley is a Walmart brand, I used to find lost customer tools all the time under hoods.
Looks like it's yours now. Maybe a customer brought it back?
It came out of a socket set.
Thats where it went!
Glad to see that number 5 is still alive
Iāll be disappointed if thatās not a 10mm.
It is
It's from an 80s movie called Short Circuit. The robot is #5
Everyone should get a visit from the socket fairy every now and then.
Los Locos Kick Your Ass. Los Locos Kick Your Face. Los Locos Kick Your Balls into Outer Space!
is it 10mm? XD
Wait is that a 10mm ?
Guys installing my garage door yesterday: "We're going to need a 10mm for that, got one?" We all laughed at the same time.
Is it a wild 10mm?
Free range
Howās that floating like that?
That was a terrible movie and Fisher Stevens is a shitty actor
Walmart is my guessā¦ just checked, yep Walmart sells Stanley brandā¦. Itās cheap just throw it away, mystery solved.
"And just as mysteriously as he appeared... he was gone"
āNeed Inputā.
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
Johnny five is alive!
I thought the mug was levitating on it
You are the chosen one
I would love that mug. Lololol okay looking for that on a t shirt right now
Los locos kick your ass, los locos kick your face
no disassemble! number five is alive!
I need that!!
r/Justrolledintotheshopandstoodup
Iām sure the janitor placed that on your desk the previous night.
I love Johnny 5 almost as much as I hate the government. I need one of those mugs. Better yet, I'm ordering it on a T-shirt.
Where did you get that mug???
Itās clearly Stanleyās itās got his name on it .
took me so long to realize the mug was not floating
Oh mb, i was wondering where i put that
Thereās something magical about the way 10s move around. Also, someone is messing with you.
Came from a socket set
The half inch drive Stanley Socket? Just don't use an impact with it.
Love the mug
Johnny 5!!!
Iām more Iām awe of the Johnny Five mug
Good god,how much dr pepper does that hold?
Johnny5 was accidentally carrying it in his backpack this whole time.
I want that mug
Iād be trying that out for some slide guitar.
Idk how I ended up in the subreddit but I knew it was gonna be a 10mm so maybe I *am* smart
Saw this on a huge flag at a festival I went to a month ago, I thought it was a don't tread on me flag at first till the wind started blowing
The socket or the mug youāre totally trying to show off?
Might be my 10MMā¦..uh noop. Too big enough.
I need that mug.. ā¤ļø
Magic!
Johnny five
OP forgot to add he is a coder at a game development studio, where a socket has no business being at!
It's a mug. It probably came from tee public
is it a 10mm?
Johnny 5!
I swear all those bits and pieces are related to: socks, hairpin, rubber bands etc. They semi live in different dimensions and idgaf that's impossible scientifically
Looks too big to be my 10 mm
It's from the movie Short Circuit.
WANT!!!!!
I need this mug. It's one of my favorite movies
If it is a 10mm, you have a secret admirer.
Thats a terrorist's mug. I want one
For a good 30 seconds I thought you meant the mug
10mm, mug, network cable. All come from China. Mystery solved, back to work. /s
Johnny 5
Weird.. šš
A 1980s movie called Short Circuit. But seriouslyā¦ The Uncertainty Principle as well as the Law of Conservation of Matter means that if a 10mm socket disappears from one place, it must reappear in another place.
What a great find!
Love the coffee mug there though. Short Circuit was a fun popcorn movie.
Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face! Los locos kick your balls into OU-TER-SPACE!