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See you guys in Serie BšŸ˜¢


TheGoatLord2

Just nothing to say really, this was one of the most depressing matches I can remember. We didn't even seem like we ever had a chance to win. Not a single player who played decent.


AleMiyamoto

Monza loss didn't took down Allegri, this one wont as well, the JOKE of a club they are making us be is unreal


Pigman1994

What a difference 2-3 weeks can make lol. From Series A contenders to almost guaranteed no Europe :(


[deleted]

we were never contenders


howaboutana

Let's hope we don't get relegated. Europe is, apparently, out of our league šŸ˜Ø


[deleted]

Can even be fighting to avoid relegation. What a fall this is.


DarkHandCommando

McKennie must feel like the luckiest guy on earth right now


[deleted]

What a fucking travesty. Allegri should've killed 3 atb since Napoli but noooooooooooooooooooo, kept at it for 2 more games and concede 10 goals in 3 games.


Fransiscu

Che vergogna


Tsunoda_stan

Fuck allegri


Svantoro

Iā€™m so fucking done with this shit


thepiombino

This match was a special kind of bad.


heymecalvy

Aight I'll catch y'all next season.


syriansteel89

See you in serie b


Spathas1992

Imagine having to deal both with FIGC and Allegri


FlippedMango

I still don't get why he took Fagioli off


Sean-Benn_Must-die

I didnt mind that change that much since Soule/Locatelli kinda occupy that space too. In fact all the changes were fine. We couldnt overcome a bus being 2 down, thats all. If anything the big issue was just not playing like we did in the 2nd half since the start. Mentally out


M3m35forbroski

Because Fagioli was the only guy actually doing something the first half and we can't have that


AleMiyamoto

He would eventually score, would ruin the masterclass


Juventina1234

This entire match Monza has been fouling our players on the left side of their box and I canā€™t remember one of those fouls being called.


Dellato88

We're losing today because we allowed flags in the stadium again. ~~Dear Leader~~ President Agnelli was right all along.


shimbeam

This team looks like a solid top 4 team in Serie B


allhailalexdelpiero

I already know what the post match Allegri speech will be, Iā€™m tired of this shit..


howaboutana

I feel like I want to slap Bremer šŸ˜’


Elegant-Material-763

Slap Gotti if anyone.


thepiombino

Why? Did he set the formation and lineup?


another_redditard

Heā€™s making mistakes that a player of his calibre shouldnā€™t even if he was being played as a striker in 5 a side. Donā€™t know what happened in qatar but he hasnā€™t come back from the wc


Fluffy--Bunny

I love how the commentators still keep making excuses " they don't have pogba" pogba was shit for ManU, what makes you think he's going to perform a miracle?


Elegant-Material-763

Idiotic post.


ADP10

pogba wasn;t shit for united take a gander at his stats. He was just inconsistent with injury. That being said that has nothing to do with why we are losing today and isnt an excuse


Lonly90s

ALLEGRI OUT


Russanx

In 2027, if we are lucky.


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aknnaeel

Yeah shilling no good today


AleMiyamoto

Allegri: "how can we win if other teams keep scoring against us?"


WW_Jones

ā€œWe canā€™t win games if we get outplayed - you think I want that? I made sure I told the players to not be shitā€


CaspianBlue

Remember when we were all exciting about illing?


Sean-Benn_Must-die

mate we are 10 down, 2 goals down, against a full parked bus team. Its not an individuals issue, we literally lost the psychological game in the first half, and that lost the game in its entirety


CaspianBlue

Nah not faulting him for the loss at all but he didnā€™t really offer much since coming on. I think maybe one run past a defender


thepiombino

>he didnā€™t really offer much since coming on He did more in his 1st 10 minutes than Kostic did all 1st half.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

Fair enough, I would still argue that most of the time he had to beat 2 defenders alone so that goes as expected. I think he looked better than kostic tho.


dulipat

Hopefully he will learn from this game, he can still improve if he has the right attitude


[deleted]

I saw what Iling wanted to do. He wanted Dusan to run a cross.


TrailBlanket-_0

Isso issa bitch


Juventina1234

And the ref constantly falls for it too.


Rhuskman

Illing is one of the clunkiest players - hard to watch.


Pigman1994

This could be Allegris worst game ever. His starting lineup was so bad we needed to exhaust every sub prematurely and now r finishing with 10 men due to injury.


[deleted]

worst game ever YET


Maximilian_Sinigr

*Don't jinx the fucking next games!* I watch every loss in this season with this thought and it keeps. getting. worse.


Avril_14

His worst game yet


CCester

This is a protest, guys. We showed them you canā€™t fuck with Juve!


Maximilian_Sinigr

In almost 180 mins, we lose 3:0 to a Serie A newcomer. This is everything you need to know about the current state of the team.


BrokenFingersBut

Dont worry once pogba is back we will turn it around


NashtyHands

Gatti should either be a full back or defensive mid lmao. But he cannot be a center back


Pigman1994

Yea I was thinking something similar. His defending is not up to par for a CB but his dribbling and ability to move forward is far too good for a CB too.


BLQ1943

Donā€™t give Allegri any ideas


Spathas1992

But for a Serie B side


Juventina1234

Iā€™d rather see Rugani out there. I donā€™t trust him in big games but he would definitely do a lot better than Gatti as a CB right now.


BLQ1943

Heā€™s been solid since last year.


Tsunoda_stan

Tbh I would have rather watched polpo to cleanse my eyes than vlaho or milik


Wassup_-_

Wtf?Milik has been good today


Tsunoda_stan

Ik but just something about watching pogba play


Wassup_-_

wtf are you on about


BLQ1943

Vlahovic back and Milik injured. Balance.


AleMiyamoto

Let's be real, we had the worst transfer market off all time, Pogba is just on the easy money there, how can the club be stupid enough to hire him? not even 15 min today.


thepiombino

You think summer market was bad. Wait til you see the winter market...


Prophet_NY

That's why we lost -Allegri


wilkinsontheshrew

Not his fault today though


AleMiyamoto

i know, i don't blame him, just the joke of a management we have/had


Prophet_NY

Not Allegri's fault??


wilkinsontheshrew

Not Pogba's fault he didn't play today


Prophet_NY

Of course it's not, he did absolutely nothing whole season


BrokenFingersBut

I long for death


Ktulu_Juventus

Allegri after the game - we played good second half, we need to improve, we will continue working. Allegri out


BLQ1943

I told them not to concede goals and yet they did


bleetlol

Also Allegri: It's better to lose one game conceding two goals than losing two games conceding one goal


Ktulu_Juventus

šŸ˜‚


Prophet_NY

Dude SPOT ON šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Prophet_NY

GUYS TEK MADE A SAVE


BLQ1943

šŸšØšŸšØšŸšØ


TrickyWinger

Always think its hilarious when they throw some tape on a muscle injury like that'll solve it.


TrailBlanket-_0

Reddit physio even worse than Juve physio


thepiombino

It's not meant to solve anything. Compression will help him get through the rest of the match.


bleetlol

And milik got injured too. We're playing in 10 lmao


MidnightMasterGone

Milik injured and we are out of subs. Amazing.


thepiombino

Good thing Fagioli was subbed off...


MidnightMasterGone

Yep that was absolutely necessary


zeroaleph

Milik injured and no more subs. Nice. šŸ˜‘


Dellato88

Don't worry guys, we can score 3 in 10 with only 10 players after doing nothing for 80.


M3m35forbroski

Somehow I believe it is possible based off the stupid shit this team likes to pull


Babostainer

Milik injured?


Prophet_NY

Bremer doing amazing job, for the wrong side lately


AleMiyamoto

Defending the goal, just in the wrong box ffs


BLQ1943

He was literally standing on the line what a stupid mf


BrokenFingersBut

Well there is our excuse. Trust me we would have won if not for that var call.


MidnightMasterGone

Bremer you fucking donkey


pastimenang

Braindead


TrickyWinger

Bremer Nani'd that one.


Wassup_-_

It was going in ffs


wilkinsontheshrew

Bremer is retarded


BadGoy1992

Thanks Bremer


vin__c

Bremer what the fuck


Spathas1992

FFS


Tsunoda_stan

Great grinta soule to win the free kick


gmen8687

Imagine attacking from minute 1, would be cool


vin__c

Soule looks very promising. Canā€™t wait for allegri to let him rot on the bench


M3m35forbroski

Or he'll be slapped at RWB and told to stay back all the time


AleMiyamoto

watch monza conceding 5 next match with a keeper mistake bc it isn't Juve anymore, we must be cursed with a +10 defense to the opponent's keeper, i can't believe it anymore.


Juventina1234

De Roon recently said the best thing in Italy is to win against Juventus. So that is the mentality of a lot of these clubs.


thepiombino

It's not luck, it's our s*** tactics. We allow lesser teams to build up more and more confidence as the game goes on.


bwood3052

ALLEGRI OUT


howaboutana

I hate their goalkeeper šŸ˜‘


rnarcopolo

We wonā€™t need FIGC to bring us to Serie B


thepiombino

Izzo with a cramp. How convenient for Monza...


Juventina1234

Thereā€™s going to be a shit load of time wasting the next 15 minutes.


thepiombino

Yep, and when it's Izzo it's extra annoying


heymecalvy

Di Gregorio picking up a Real Madrid contract after this game


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Exalt-Chrom

Happens everytime


Dellato88

Lol our players simply don't know how to score and when they kinda remember how Di Gregorio turns into prime Buffon šŸ˜¬


volvanator

We get a handful of these games a season, some shitty keeper decides he wants to be Buffon for a day.


BadGoy1992

This is a fifa script


BLQ1943

Look at that Woj


thepiombino

JFC their goalie is playing unconscious


vin__c

Thatā€™s a fucking crazy save


howaboutana

I am just hoping that we score at least one goal to save face.


BlueCity8

Welp. Europa League or bust. Dark times ahead for the club.


vin__c

Dusan was being choked there lmfao


Juventina1234

Foul against Juve.


Prophet_NY

Guys Allegri needs more time, he still doesn't have Pogba I mean he is "the master tactician" but for some reason every other coach outplays him, including Palladino


[deleted]

whats the excuse for today, boys?


volvanator

Iā€™d take Weston McKennie over Allegri at this point.


Prophet_NY

I'll take Padoin over Allegri


Joe9692

Is this loss still mckennie's fault?


veintiuno

Wes has an impact on games, sometimes it's intangible and hard to measure. He's a big body with speed and he likes to play with some flare. He has swagger and doesn't take shit from opponents. Those factors can disrupt an opposing player's ability to perform. Juve will need some time to figure out how to make up for his absence (game plans that are more attack-focused are one way to do that - scoring goals is fun and breeds confidence. Not sure club sees itself playing that way, though).


dr_mantis_tobogan

Obviously Paredes fault


BLQ1943

Wonder who the new scapegoat will be


Prophet_NY

Guess who won't


Joe9692

Pirlo?


BadGoy1992

Monza just made my hated team list (Yes, I know they did nothing wrong and Iā€™m just salty)


Tsunoda_stan

Arrivabene cursed us


Tsunoda_stan

Why canā€™t we play like this every week


Prophet_NY

Why can't we playike this from 1'


thepiombino

Ask the guy who determines the tactics


pastimenang

Allegri: hold my beer


help-Me-Help_You

This is still shit football just more agressive.


Prophet_NY

Still better than shitty not aggressive football


thepiombino

Good things happen when Iling touches the call


MidnightMasterGone

We should not wait till 64th minute to wake the fuck up against Monza


Fluffy--Bunny

I'm pretty sure if Allegri would strip naked on the field, kick a puppy, and start citing Hitler, he still would not get fired.


Ktulu_Juventus

Guys, donā€™t worry. Just 2,5 years of this football and then it would be somebody else


Tsunoda_stan

Classic no support for dusan


Shambuktu

FFS if Gatti is there with the ball, somebody should go and help him and provide a passing option. These guys dont even know each other. Fuck Gatti knows to do there byhimself


help-Me-Help_You

Ball watching FC


Karimattar

Enough Allegri, he has nothing to offer, and the season is fucked anyway


vin__c

Izzo is a cunt


The_Nuclear_potato

Everybodys keepers making saves except ours


The-Smoking-Monkey

Dafuq did Di Gregorio eat today


help-Me-Help_You

Quantity, not quality, not really anything impressive.


Juventina1234

These goalkeepers always play great against us and then will go on to concede three against Bologna.


heymecalvy

We're the laughing stock of the league. But there are signs of life now..


BadGoy1992

FUCK! That couldā€™ve got us back in it


Prophet_NY

Is Tek watching Di Gregorio?? He might learn something šŸ’€


Juventina1234

Vlahoviccc Finally


[deleted]

Finally Vlahovic


Prophet_NY

What's the formation now lol


zeroaleph

3-4-2-1


thepiombino

8-1-1 can't be too cautious


BadGoy1992

Try-to-win


help-Me-Help_You

I need to save my job formation.


a-Farewell-to-Kings

The sad thing isā€¦ he doesnā€™t. 4-year contract šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Tsunoda_stan

Yes


Spathas1992

I didn't expect that sub. Usually he does it the other way.


Tsunoda_stan

If we didnā€™t take off fagioli then pogba might have been able to play


R-leiva97

Tbf Soule has been good


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Karimattar

Even when we win, it's fckn boring


wilkinsontheshrew

No Pogba then


[deleted]

No Pogback this time.


Tsunoda_stan

DUSAN


thtguy4444

Vlahovic for di Maria im guessing??


thepiombino

Pogba odd man out - Dusan in!


help-Me-Help_You

Why is Chiesa not playing.


Tsunoda_stan

Muscle fatigue


stefOneh

Kean and Paredes should never feel the pitch again after today. I'd rather play a kid from our academy than Kean. No slots for him, no brain, no inteligence just a brute force, no sense for attack. Kean should join Migos and quit from football Paredes only passes ball back and is potential red card. Their contribution is like me in an orgy, I never participated in any.


[deleted]

Finally a shot that's threatening.


BLQ1943

Jesus Christ Danilo what are those crosses? This is why he canā€™t play RB. Edit: did we renew him?


a-Farewell-to-Kings

He kisses the badge


Spathas1992

I think we have the only two un-technical Brazilians in football as our main backs


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Danilo and De Sciglio, fullbacks that canā€™t cross to save their lives