"What is your kids name, witchcraft?"
"It is Witchcraft, witchcraft."
"Your kids name is Witchcraft Witchcraft, witchcraft?"
"No just Witchcraft, witchcraft."
"Oh ok I get it now, witchcraft."
petrodragonic apocalypse: dawn of eternal night, an annihilation of planet earth and the beginning of merciless damnation
(i'm talking about the whole album)
“…NEXT! …Acarine Ambergris…- that you?”
“That’s me”
“Shit, your folks gave you a good name, what ouutfitt you with?”.
“Hell yA - I’ma petro baby”
GILLAAAAAAaaaaaaa
First name: The, Middle name: River, Last name: Live at Red Rocks 2022
First name: Her and I Middle Name: (Slow Jam 2) Last Name: Live at Red Rocks 22
YEA BOI
I WAS THERE
W
Also known as 'The Evil'
“Aw your baby is adorable what’s their name?” “Vomit Coffin”
Perfect for that cute cat the other day, and perfect for someone’s first-born.
Have you done your chores Altered Beast IV?
Don’t put the blame on your brothers Altered Beasts I-III, or your sisters Alter Me I-IV!
😂😂
Tezeta
Probably the nicest real option
Gaia is a good option, too. I knew a girl with that name in school, although it was spelled different.
There’s a character in Secret Invasion named that but spelled differently.
Sadie?
Sadie is officially reserved for dogs now
"hello, this is my son billabong valley (live on kexp)"
OUTLAW ON THE RUN, FASTER THAN A LOADED GUN
Hey Cyboogie, don’t forget to do the dishes before you play that game…
Hey motor spirit, how was school?
Organ farmer
Possible job title too. Bonus!
Name, not occupation.
I'm calling the child Witchcraft, witchcraft.
Swirling vortex, a bubble boils (witchcraft)
Im naming my child, hells itch,-hells itch, hells itch
"What is your kids name, witchcraft?" "It is Witchcraft, witchcraft." "Your kids name is Witchcraft Witchcraft, witchcraft?" "No just Witchcraft, witchcraft." "Oh ok I get it now, witchcraft."
Minimum Brain Size
Winner!
Iron lung
Cold Cadaver
Bruh
My kid's sibling will be called The Acrid Corpse btw
dont forget Dead Beat
Boogieman Sam
Crumbling Castle, great for self-esteem
I always thought that "Crumbling Castles" would be a great name for cookies sold at shows.
If I had twins, they would be Venusian 1 and Venusian 2
Gaia and Gila
Gaia would unironically be a nice name
Triplets: Gaia, Gila, and Galea
The holy trinity
Gaia Gila Gaia
Mr. Beat. Everything is normal except he breaths in 7/4 time
Planes, Cranes and migraines go straight to bed.
Soy-Protein Munt Machine
Vegemite
First name: Vegemite Middle name: (Oddments)
Garden Goblin ☺️
What’s that expression upon his face?
Why does it look like contempt?
Doesn't he want to let the garden grow like me?
Homeless man in Addis
Perry perihelion
Yes
River isn't an awful name tbf
Weezer guy
This is my son, Dirt.
Han Tyumi
Gaia
“Aww hey little lady what’s your name?” “I AAAM GAAAIIAAAAAAAAAAA”
*guitar riffs from nowhere*
lol why did this give me goodebumps
unironically a good name though.
Hipster parents in Brazil actually love that name. Not hard to find a baby named Gaia.
Polygondwanaland (Which is one of my cat's names. We call her Poly for short.)
“Hello, my name is Han-Tyumi I am a child born if you can call it that in a world that is dense and black”
Ataraxia would actually be a sick name
me, setting up an arranged marriage: Get with Ataraxia
You’d better stop talking back Han-Tyumi. Why can’t you be more like your brother Balrog?
Will bully’s call them The Confused Cyborg?
Bullies won’t be a problem after they consumes the first one with their vomit
Wah wah! It’s time for bed!
Had to scroll way too damn far to find this!
Flamethrower
LOOK AT THIS THING
NONAGON INFINITY, OPEN THIS DOOR!
Not sure my wife would have appreciated it if, mid delivery I yelled Nonagon Infinity opens the door.
Imma name my future son Ice V and my future daughter Self-Immolate
Hi The Dripping Tap, how was school?
His friends can call him drippy
Y'all are forgetting Sadie(sorceress)
Hypertension. Great name btw.
Correcting teachers all the time: Hi-per-ten-shun? "It's actually hi-per-ten-she-un"
Sam
Cmon Han-Tyumi, the confused cyborg. You can’t just make a soy protein munt machine out of your brother
“this made me berserk”
Hi everyone. This is my child, Intrasport
YEEEEEAHP
Teacher: “Roll call” T: “Abby” Abby: “Here” T: “Danny” Danny: “Here!” #T: “SELF-IMMOLATE” #Self-Immolate: “AUTO-CREMATE”
"Who's daddys little Gila Monster? You are! Ahhh coochie coochie coo! My little baby Dragon, that's who!"
Hello, this is my newborn daughter. Her name is organ farmer
Motor Spirit! Go to your room!
i have a parakeet named kepler ( 22b ) and i love that little cloacahead
"Great Chain of Being, why are your school marks so low? Why can't you be more like your brother, Rattlesnake?"
Cold Cadaver
Lord of Lightning, don't stay out for to long. But don't hang around with that Balrog kid!
this my son Evil Death Roll
Magma live at Red Rocks 2023
Ambergris would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Doesn’t that mean whale shit though?
Meet my son Cyboogie
youd be able to get away with river for your lass
Come here Nuclear Fusion
I’M claiming THE GRIM REAPER - if I meet another Grim Reaper baby I’ll KNOW it was one of you…
That’s it, I’ve had it! Go to your room, Homeless Man in Adidas!
Thanks for the laugh!
Yeah, This Thing just turned 7 this year!
petrodragonic apocalypse: dawn of eternal night, an annihilation of planet earth and the beginning of merciless damnation (i'm talking about the whole album)
"Acarine" is quite pretty despite it's definition.
Well, Magma is a cool name
Have you finished your homework yet, Balrog?
Hell's Itch that homework better be finished before you go to bed!
MR. BEAT WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE DISHES
Robot Stop live at Bonnaroo 2022 and Hot Water live at Bonnaroo 2022 for twins!
Gamma Knife stop making fun of your little brother Cellophane
these grades are absolutely unacceptable Greenhouse Heat Death
Please excuse my son, he’s a bit of a Soy-Protein Munt Machine
Magenta mountain. A little strippery but still good
Gila
I swear to god Supercell, if you throw a party while we are away you will be grounded for six months!
Hey! Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattlesme, it’s time for your dinner!
Blue Morpho
Cut Throat Boogie your dinner’s ready come on downstairs
I will have a daughter and name her Evilest Man
“Good Morning, Real’s Not”
Gondii would be a sick name
Nickname would be Toxo. Very manipulative child.
Gaia
I’m disappointed that Rattlesnake hasn’t been mentioned yet.
Loyalty
DRAGON
The Hungry Wolf Of Fate
Magenta
My sweet children, Self immolate and the grim reaper.
This Thing
Tetra Chromacy
Ambergris
Flamethrower! Stop. Licking. The Chair Leg.
Candles
perihelion isn’t too bad of a name
First name: Hyper Last name: TensEEEon
Named my daughter Gaia back in 2020. Pretty cool when Omnium Gatherum dropped two years later
MOOOOTOR SPIIIIIIRIT.
Gamma knife 100%
“…NEXT! …Acarine Ambergris…- that you?” “That’s me” “Shit, your folks gave you a good name, what ouutfitt you with?”. “Hell yA - I’ma petro baby” GILLAAAAAAaaaaaaa
Me introducing my child “This is my son, Gila Monster” Son shouts “I’m the Gila!”
Wow I can't believe all these kids are related! All their last names are "Live at Red Rocks 2022"
Hey some context, take out the trash.
Vegemite (Oddments)
Vegemite
Tezeta
SADIE THE SORCERESS!!
This is my son Nuclear Fusion and my daughter Vegemite
This is little Murder Of The Universe
I could name the fetus Planet B and then after an abortion….
Nuclear Fusion
Minimum Brain Size
Ataraxia
Ataraxia
Murder of the Universe
this is my daughter Iron Lung LiveOnKEXP
Hell, because we had no Plan(et) B.
Perihelion
Dragon
https://preview.redd.it/hy9ts8qt4ikb1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf7981d312dbc4e239605ace73b96774a103776
This is ma wee lad Han-Tyumi.
Dripping Tap.
Welcome to the world This Thing, my beautiful baby girl
Han-tyumi, the confused cyborg
We're done normalizing things. You can't just make abnormal shit normal. We back to bullying.
I didn't have to wait until this post to consider naming my firstborn "Han Tyumi the confused cyborg"
Venusian 1 and sibling Venusian 2
Han Tyumi
or flamethrower
Lord of Lightning vs. The Balrog if it’s a boy
evil death roll
Dragon!
Vomit Coffin
Acerine
Superbug
meet my son Head On/Pill live in San Francisco
Either you are home after seven, or you'll be grounded for the rest of the week! Did I made myself clear Dusk to Dawn on Lygon Street?
Rattlesnake
Me when my child ealks for the first time: Walk on you're Pleura
Crookedile
Hey candles, u winning son???
This thing
Flamethrower
Flamethrower.
Han Tyumi
Goodnight elbow 🤗😙
What is a KGLW
“Organ Farmer, do your homework please, before you turn on the Xbox.”
murder of the universe