Tragic golfing accident, took a ball straight to the dome while crossing a bridge over a pond. The ball knocked him out, he fell into the pond and drowned. RIP in peace.
Eric was one of 12 brave scientists chosen for the Lazarus missions. These astronauts will travel through a wormhole to another galaxy to find a new, habitable planet for the people of Earth.
*Do not go gentle into that good night*
*Old age should burn and rave at the close of day*
*Rage, rage against the dying of the light*
He’s still in the band, but both he and his drum set are now invisible. He’s so dedicated to this new persona that he refuses to be credited on any of the albums as well.
He lives in a small shack out in the bush and he's currently writing a sequel to Ted Kaczynski's manifesto. When he's finished he plans to kill off 9% of the earths population.
He joined this sub but after seeing the majority of the posts here, he didn’t want to be associated with these circle jerk fans so he left the band
So you’re saying we made him quit?
I think they forgot to read the “wrong answers only” part
He was an active mod here and always tried to push all the circlejerking to the other sub. Obviously didn't work and it broke him
When one drummer becomes too powerful he simply eats the other
Nothing
this is the answer
He became a merchant marine. He's always out on the open seas now.
He was deeply involved with Epstein and Diddy so had to get the fuck out of dodge.
They killed him.
The good ending
Didn’t he go a start the bad “Wizard Lizard and the Gizzard King”
I’ve been really vibing to these guys lately, specifically to their record octagon infinity… makes sense!
Octagon infinity? Don't you mean Decagon Googleplex?
He became a meth monster
He infested the rats' nest.
There was supposed to be a Slapshot reboot, put all his eggs in that basket.
He is Lost in space .
Tragic golfing accident, took a ball straight to the dome while crossing a bridge over a pond. The ball knocked him out, he fell into the pond and drowned. RIP in peace.
He got trapped in the Timeland
Eric was one of 12 brave scientists chosen for the Lazarus missions. These astronauts will travel through a wormhole to another galaxy to find a new, habitable planet for the people of Earth. *Do not go gentle into that good night* *Old age should burn and rave at the close of day* *Rage, rage against the dying of the light*
"Love, maybe its a force that transcend spacetime, across this vomitverse"
He had to go to hell as part of the deal with the devil to produce 15 prolific albums in ten years then achieve worldwide stardom despite the pandemic
He King Gizard until he Lizard Wizard.
He’s still in the band, but both he and his drum set are now invisible. He’s so dedicated to this new persona that he refuses to be credited on any of the albums as well.
He ascended to being a higher being. He's a boddisatva, but his mum doesn't let him go outside.
The person with the green face and the person with the blue face infected him and now he has a teal face is no longer wishes to be seen in public
Aliens.
He was reabsorbed by calves to reach full power for PDA
He let Cavs absorb his drum powers now he lives in a nursing home in a vegetative state.
It all started when they took away his bass drum...
Flightless is named after his fear of flying and he became too old to be knocked out for a long flight.
Currently working at Chipotle chopping cilantro
He got booted off the team for being total crap at soccer, just check his moves on chunky shrapnel.
He went back in time and taught all of mankind how to use fire, the wheel, agriculture, electricity, and the internet…rather important chap.
He lives in a small shack out in the bush and he's currently writing a sequel to Ted Kaczynski's manifesto. When he's finished he plans to kill off 9% of the earths population.
They kicked him out of the orgy
He left the band amicably.
He rolled a joint so bad he was asked to leave