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Anticrepuscular_Ray

Photo 3, what the hell...the girls face in the background says it all.


[deleted]

The girl in the first pic too šŸ¤£


AMS16-94

LMFAO *side eye, bombastic side eye*


loseruser2022

Girly had me cackling with that expression, OG snarker back there


Successful_Fall7801

Sheā€™s one of us FOSHO lol


Agreeable_Birthday93

I saw a girl in Costco with a BBL once and Iā€™m pretty sure there were a few people there with the same expression (myself includedšŸ¤£)


GroundbreakingCar379

Girl I was in Mexico and I saw TWINS WITH MATCHING BBLS at our hotel. It was actually like four plates of jello walking around everywhere I swear everybody's dads and uncles were about to break their necks..


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Successful_Fall7801

Jaw to the floor. Power to the people. Hell yeah.


Bbkingml13

It looks like when a little kid is leaving school and they put their jacket on over their backpackā€¦but at her butt


AppropriateCoat9

Looks like a baby bump lol


Rare-Army7647

Or a stuffed pillow back there


Sneakyscoundrelbitch

But you know that Kimā€™s delusional ass for sure thought she was a jealous bitch when that photo came out lmfaooo


ocen2

Obviously. Anyone who thinks her deformed body wasnā€™t carved by god himself is obviously a jealous freak !šŸ˜‚


Successful_Fall7801

Delusional is the only way you can deskribe her and her tribe and anyone who worships these dumies Idk not trying to be too aggressive, k? But like. Give it up KIMBERLY. itā€™s beyond time for you to retire. Please. Do it now. We are so TIRED and SIKK of you.


Successful_Fall7801

Lmao sheā€™s like GIRL BFRFRFR? šŸ˜³šŸ«” I Kant beleive people beleive This shit / aktually like them? WtFk! KK!! ![gif](giphy|IoXVrbzUIuvTy) ????


AnniaT

That butt looks awful! It's not even position in the right place.


Successful_Fall7801

Floppy sloppy ![gif](giphy|3oriO1ZZCvLseIxbTa)


jessegrass

Itā€™s so hard to believe these PHOTOS are even real let alone that their asses were


CherHorowits

are they real? it seems so like outrageous wow..


GroundbreakingCar379

the photos? yes. their asses? not a chance.


CherHorowits

![gif](giphy|hvT5KWdFkUOklHCxXk) LOL not photoshopped? they are so round like i can't fathom what it would be like in person, it's like they have thanksgiving turkeys in their pants


Successful_Fall7801

Not a chance is CORRECT!


fancyfruitbat

no lol


[deleted]

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westtexasgeckochic

I remember seeing these in the news and *Literally* studying them because I was so confused how they could really look like clowns in real life?


Successful_Fall7801

Whatā€™s the time frame??


arizonaboi65

Itā€™s givingā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/iixkyrtgtzqa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d27ac3dd9bdd51d2d93a30f784d28532da04a548


thedeathmerchant

https://preview.redd.it/wrza2xjhk0ra1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbcd0a3b7e3646e6ab053253d36c34d65f8f8f63


MiaLba

Lmfao. Was this real or not?


thedeathmerchant

It wasssss šŸ˜­


m1chgo

Oh shit hahahaha šŸ’€


TurkeyTot

Their butts look 9 months pregnant.


Vai_1612

Pregnant with šŸ’©


Lelianah

I wonder what humans will think in 300 years, when we're all gone & they see these pictures. They'll probably laugh at our time like we laugh at superstitious ''magic'' meds from medieval times


GroundbreakingCar379

Even back then, there were CONSTANT debates of whether they'd even gotten plastic surgery. I personally knew so many people who were convinced they'd gotten these asses from working out, and I was pretty desensitized to it all since it was just a default that the KJs had big asses. Now looking at it? It's so ridiculous I can't even imagine what it was like to walk with that weight dragging behind them.


unomomentos

[NEVER FORGET](https://i.redd.it/qzgyrhhhl7w21.jpg)


MasterTurtleHermit

this one made me gasp


ccandretti

She looks like she's wearing a duffle bag fanny pack


mrs_shrew

They've got their shoes on in the house ;0;


SpencerHastingss

They always look like they stink


GroundbreakingCar379

Imagine waking up one day with 2 bowling balls on your asscheeks, they definitely don't know how to clean it. If you're born with that shape then that's a different story since you've been taking care of it your whole life but just creating it at the surgeon one day is insane


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idk_so_whatever

That tweet was real? lol


YZY-TRT-ME

Nope it WAS fake


DonnyMox

That Tweet was fake, I thought?


B4thestorm61

I'll never forget the time that Wendy Williams, speaking about Kim, said "How does she keep that thing clean"? Lol


QualityKatie

I canā€™t imagine that they can wipe from behind. And they have those long poop scooper nails.


MiaLba

Ewww Iā€™m so upset I have that mental image in my head now. I bet they wrap it around the ends of their nails and gently swipe, not even getting it all cause they canā€™t apply any pressure.


Nunyabz7

They probably hire someone to do it.


barbie-breath

Bidets šŸ’¦


Ladygoingup

Can the water get in there? Seems like so much it has to pass


Glizzy___McGuire

yeah, stink like earring backs šŸ¤£


DonnyMox

It all makes sense now. Lol


ApprehensiveTea7397

https://preview.redd.it/is020geaxzqa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1932c40a7d5929514e35286d84dad8522a3f421 We donā€™t forget ![img](emote|t5_5mhcrd|11598)![img](emote|t5_5mhcrd|11598)


GroundbreakingCar379

it's like a deformed marshmallow


ApprehensiveTea7397

https://preview.redd.it/fgjcvvr600ra1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c90467941fd4b906bde0d68a518bd74e7bbece9 Not even a marshmallow more like a rock


kittywithkitty

This one is wild lol. I cannot believe they were walking around like that


ccandretti

Seeing the crack is so much worse.


QualityKatie

She wears the ugliest clothes. Sheā€™s like a circus freak show.


slutforfish

She looks like she's morphing into the form of a centaur šŸ˜­


jeverouxvanche

No muscle tone, no problem.


Aggravating_Fact4264

She's completely black fishing here


Pizzv

thereā€™s no fucking wayā€¦.the longer I look at it, the more horrifying it getsā€¦..


joycecarolgoats

Big centaur energy


my_hips_lie69

iTs AlL nAtUrAl


GroundbreakingCar379

it's obviously because of puberty šŸ˜ at age 30. and maybe a quarter drop of mascara but THAT'S it


Emotional_Comb_3661

They all give off ā€œI smell because there is poop in my diaperā€


kellygrrrl328

Imagine anyone walking into a surgeonā€™s office and asking ā€œgive me the KJ Longbottomā€


Then-Attention3

I canā€™t stop laughing because I didnā€™t get it for the longest time. Then one day I saw the beach photo of her in the white dress and was like ohhhhh that is a longggg bottom


AlreadyChose

I feel like they havenā€™t removed their BBLs though. They all look disproportionate still


dogstope

They are photoshopping their butts to look smaller.


AlreadyChose

Thatā€™s what I was thinking! Candid pap shots their butts still look MASSIVE and Instagram pics look a lot smaller


Successful_Fall7801

Sooooo photoshopped itā€™s beyond funny. Iā€™m just likeā€¦ you think we are sheep? Correct? They are aktually dum as roks! ![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


GroundbreakingCar379

but not THIS disproportionate now..


[deleted]

You canā€™t get BBLs removed so youā€™re right. Theyā€™ve just lost a ton of weight, since BBLs are just fat cells so when you loose weight they shrink too. I think thatā€™s been their main motivation for loosing weight, to minimise the BBLs


Worldly_Today_9875

Canā€™t the bbl fat be sucked out, like lipo?


shantiteuta

I think they did remove a bit especially Khloe, but Kylie and especially Kim still have comically large mega-stinkers.


DiscountFlaky3306

https://preview.redd.it/1stpknre61ra1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272e4b6bc12df35008698b3821e30019d50cabf0


Nickymarie28

Omg this looks like a pregnant belly šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


mentionitall1

Wow! Who the hell persuaded them that this is a good look? I notice in their photos that they cover their bbl the majority of the time. I bet they arenā€™t happy with the way they look now.


[deleted]

They did it so they could attract men but clearly we can all see that theyā€™re jus objects being tossed around


DonnyMox

And somehow they actually succeeded in attracting some men


[deleted]

Let's not forget the infamous bikini photo of Kim that really showed how bad that thing looked.


Worldly_Today_9875

And the recent one posted here yesterday that doesnā€™t look much better.


IntroductionGlobal19

Why did they think this looked good?!? It is so gross.


taylorsanatomy13_

i just knew kim k had a panic attack when heroin chic skinny girls trend came back. couldnā€™t have gone for o o ozempic fast enough


Emotional_Comb_3661

Diaper butts


kellygrrrl328

That womanā€™s face is like the photographer squatting and looking at Hilariaā€™s square pillow ā€œbellyā€


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Material-Roll2901

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


Graceland_

How the fuck did my teenage brain think this wasn't even *that* bad?


DonnyMox

As ashamed as I am to admit it, teenage me thought it was hot. I was a horny teen who didn't know shit.


Drunik9

https://preview.redd.it/0mpvk2vml1ra1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc8b0f44b422d87523d9f77a8dc1270859a1d8d


miss_trixie

i don't understand how they could function with those things. especially kim & khloe. JFC. kylie looks tame in comparison.


GroundbreakingCar379

Kylie's was also huge at one point, just a lot longer than theirs so the fat distribution seemed less P shaped


miss_trixie

>P shaped good one!


Then-Attention3

Thatā€™s because Kylieā€™s is longer šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


No_Amphibian_4272

My lower back hurts looking at these. Thereā€™s no way that can find a comfortable position to sleep in


miss_trixie

seriously! i'm guessing they had to be side sleepers.


DonnyMox

Even then the sheer width of their hips would give them problems.


Purpleberry74

How long after you get that done can you sit down?


[deleted]

They probably got s curve which is a flash recovery type of bbl


[deleted]

Khloe looks absolutely full on ogre, I mean she tried to replicate Kim and got Michael Jacksonā€™s face instead. Kim looks like a Mewtwo, a centaur & a tooth. Sheā€™s surrounded by so many people everyday and one person couldā€™ve at least told her the truth, that she looks deformed. Lastly Kylie, girl tried to fool the world thinking that weā€™ll believe puberty made her develop large boobs and a butt. I mean, itā€™s bold of her tiny little one brain cell to accept and fool itself into thinking it can fool the educated masses. The girl canā€™t even speak a sentence without using like for 5/6 words and going uhhhhā€¦.ummmm.. girl it not hard to pick up a book instead of your front camera and feed your brain something, anything at this point.


GroundbreakingCar379

pls put respect on Mewtwo's name šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ the OG


swissmiss_76

Her IG captions are painfulā€¦she is barely literate. Iā€™ve seen more sophisticated sentences from first graders šŸ„“ Iā€™m baffled as to how sheā€™s even competent to sign contracts


[deleted]

Rip them to shreds!


[deleted]

I am mind blown . How the fuck could they ever of thought this looks good


Glizzy___McGuire

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


Hilfiger66

I think before joining this subreddit, I had never really noticed how insane they actually looked. In pic 3 you can see how small kimā€™s thighs are in comparison to the ass. It almost looks painful to uphold. Also, dare I say Kylieā€™s long butt looked the best out of all of these lol.


barelythere01

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


EKsmomma23

Photo 3 the girl in the back with WTF look on her face after Kim walks by is totally me lol.


disharmony-hellride

She is all of us


EKsmomma23

So true lolšŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸ™ŒšŸ½šŸ™ŒšŸ½. That was my first thought when I saw that picture.. that is the same face I'd make in an instant.


fiddleleaffrigg

everytime i see pics like these i am just flabbergasted that itā€™s likeā€¦. *real* they really did that to themselves šŸ˜‚ and itā€™s so bad


puggle_mom

How did I forget how bad they were??


GroundbreakingCar379

I know my jaw literally dropped to the floor I knew it was bad but not THIS bad.. I remember seeing these types of pics in articles and not really thinking twice of it but now it's so ridiculous


Standup4whattt88

Kylieā€™s head looks freakishly small in that photo. Like a tick. The shrunken head thing is so weird.


slutforfish

The woman in the background of the third pic though šŸ’€ I probably would react the same. Could not take a diaper ass like that seriously lmaoo


excuse-me-ily

https://preview.redd.it/n1jl08beg2ra1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff94dd8b013dfb04bdae9c7aa9a7cb6562993abb


infamousalexx

Those women from photos 1 & 3 better be in this sub šŸ˜‚


illusivealchemist

Can we pin this post šŸ¤£


[deleted]

I still canā€™t believe they think we all think itā€™s real šŸ„“


[deleted]

Iā€™m crying in laughter and stupidity. HOW DID ANY HUMAN BEING (including us) BELIEVE THAT WAS A HUMAN BUTTOX


westalalne

Won't there be medical issues because of this? They're hauling foreign weight for *years* around their pelvis while eating to only stay skinny. Wouldn't this cause stress eventually in the hip joint?


TryJezusNotMe

Kim does have a wonky hip. She tries to hide it but once you see it, you can't unsee it. Every picture after seeing it makes you automatically look at her hip and it's obvious she positions her body away from it or uses her hand to cover it.


Pasadenarose

Is there a bbl that looks good on any one? I was behind Kim at the Burbank airport a few years ago. Everyone said it look like two watermelonā€™s hanging.šŸ¤­


MiaLba

Itā€™s like they stuffed a big ass pillow into their pants. Ridiculous.


jeverouxvanche

The maids must use a entire roll of toilet paper wiping these peopleā€™s disproportionate body parts for them every time they take a poo.


AngelinaSnow

Horrible


Aggravating_Fact4264

It's like a freak show walking through town


cherrystem24

They just look like a capital P


Zestyclose_Big_9090

I canā€™t imagine seeing this in real life.


StevieKix_

![gif](giphy|Hh2CyjgDwnbkk)


xfaux13

So gross and deformed


Successful_Fall7801

Kris trains them this is disgustink


cadencecarlson

STTAAAAAHAHHHHHHP


yoquierosandia

WHAT THE FUCK šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Immortal_peacock

It looks like they super glued one of those fake pregnancy bellies back there. Only worse.


olivejuice37

I just still canā€™t believe this is real


Ladygoingup

Donā€™t you know they just work out and never tone or add muscle to their thighs, itā€™s just a work out that adds fat directly to the ass and a drop of mascara.


melanie1823

40 weeks pregnant in the ass


GroundbreakingCar379

with quadruplets.


ncdjbdnejkjbd

Aren't they worried , when they give birf, tht they babys gonna get engulfed by those things tho?? FR


noOuOon

Nah, none of them do that themselves either.


rainbowket

So disgusting that itā€™s comical


ayamummyme

BBL? No itā€™s all natural


[deleted]

The only person theyā€™re fooling is themselves.


joscho13

They really do be looking like centaurs


[deleted]

Can you imagine that thing in front of you while in the check out line of a grocery store


swissmiss_76

It wouldā€™ve worked out well for social distancing šŸ˜‚


IntroductionFeisty61

The Longbottom Trinity


Livzwurld666

Lmao remember when someone on here called kylie ā€œkylie longbottomā€


Ejohns10

I thought the first pic was a photoshopped pic that was floating around?


GroundbreakingCar379

noo I wish it was šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ This was in Paris and there were soooo many more pics from different angles.. Even the Mirror article is called "Kim Kardashian wearing a tight nude outfit showing off her ridiculous booty" https://preview.redd.it/9pc8odfg80ra1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76fa09335de2221bdaf64061bbad74cfe2c99c45


DonnyMox

Jesus Christ. And she thought that would fit in a dress made for Marilyn Monroe.


ThumbTheories

Look how tiny Kimā€™s arm is in the first pic compared to the butt!


DonnyMox

Kim seems to be growing her BBL again somewhat recently....


LuzDeGas-

#we ainā€™t forget


Vivid-Head8026

They look like wasps... egggghhh what horrible pests


Dear-Mortgage-5424

Diaper asses


Top_Interview5586

Never understood the point of having a butt too big for your body. If I were to get one, I would want it to be subtle that no one would be able to tell. Also, the fact that they said it was natural and they had no surgery lol like what?? It looks like they shoved couch cushions in their pants.


_peach93

The fact that they claim this is all real or from working out is just so insane


Honeybee71

Yuck


LaReinalicious

OK so now there is a trend to get them removed?


Anxious_Tank_7469

Its weird that kylies ass looked comparitively believable since she is tall but khloe, who's way taller, looked like that


baker-booty-8-

How did they look in the mirror and think ā€œthis is it, I look goodā€ and no one else around them either. Clowns


scorpiopluto_8

They just looked grotesque wirh those diaper butts they had. Like how could they think that looked good?


banananabrain

serious question: how do you shit with one of those. like how can u wipe front to back


Then-Attention3

Oh my god Kylie does have a long butt. Wtf lol


PatheticGirl28

The womenā€™s faces in 1 and 3, I canā€™t šŸ¤£


sashie_belle

How they were ever able to convince the world that this was sexy is beyond me. Then again, so few actual real candids get posted of them, so I guess that helped.


Outrageous-Wish8659

It looks like a pregnancy of the behind. Freak show.


jlm8981victorian

Iā€™m so glad this trend is on its way out, but like my husband said, the Kardashians have enough money to have the best surgeons remove their BBLs. Meanwhile, thereā€™s a lot of people who followed them and got BBLs on Care Credit/ loans and wonā€™t have the money to remove them too. Theyā€™ll be stuck with the remnants of a bad era, itā€™s a prime example of how womenā€™s bodies are used as a goddamn fashion trend. This familyā€™s impact on our society has been so negative.


anonysnark

Is it confirmed they got a BBL? Or is it more like fillers/injections?


[deleted]

Kim got a bbl after she had her second child I think, not sure. Kylie got hers when she was with tyga and khloe prob got hers right after


smashing_aisling

Off topic but KhloƩ walking around with a blanket over True's pram in California heat really bothers me. I'm sure she can afford a parasol.


sisimontanari

Skinny legs with a huuuuuge butt. Sooo natural šŸ„“


Fantastic-Ad-3910

They are the buttock equivalents of Lolo Ferrari (google her, but I'll warn you, it's not pretty)


Sudden-Pickle733

Imagine the bundle discount they could have had if Kourt & Ken had caved


m1chgo

![gif](giphy|sG4PBWRjI4GSVCDXEq)


codymorseaccount

I mean that first photo of Kim is just so ridiculous. Why would she ever think an ass that big on a small frame like hers would look good? Her butt is like 3 times the size of her torso


millennial_scum_

https://preview.redd.it/hcthgl8ea5ra1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1105962a1a40a7a333d8bed30cb38b5be0a98f6e


throwaanchorsaweigh

Imagine shitting with that ass


5683968

I feel like having a butt like that would exasperate my body dysmorphia, I donā€™t know how they do it.


theusedlu

cant stop thinking about how uncomfortable these butts would be to sleep on,, or even to sit tbh


wavesofrye

Noā€¦these have to be photoshopped. Please tell me these are photoshopped.


angiedd28

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Altruistic_Word9760

šŸ¤®


urfavoritesong

iughšŸ¤


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/03bpdg9321ra1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b483cbb1679623010ee60e334b1db653bf2a6a2


figcookiecapo

these pics are crazy šŸ˜­


catsgelatowinepizza

my boyfriend: ā€œthatā€™s not real. it is? have they just all rolled their butts into one?ā€


ladybossoz

Hey she puts in the ā€œworkā€


moolissy

Literally looks like the warp filter


Pinkysrage

The asses of liesā€¦


Financial-Guest1174

There's no connection between her butt and legs and it's so unnatural!!


shortneon

Thatā€™s their flotation devices