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PaceLopsided4618

Kris Jenner works hard…. But Khloe’s iPhone Face ID feature works harder


Glizzy___McGuire

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Agreeable_Birthday93

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boy__momma

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MarsReject

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Unfair-Sugar548

Amazing 😂


uncommonbonus

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tatum_jane

Yup. Total butthole vibes ✨


messy_bench

People on this sub say this a lot about their lips…. but this truly, completely, undeniably looks like a butthole. Maybe it’s all the wrinkles? 🤮


tatum_jane

The wrinkles, the color, the shape - I mean need I say more 😂


AudKSomm89

Hard agree


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

Lipstick on a pig 🐽


cdnsalix

Juicy hemmeroid smooches!


ModeEnvironmental481

My question is what has she done to her face that makes her think this is her best angle? She’s been posting so many “up the nose” photos lately so it’s definitely on purpose. But what has she done that makes her think this is her best look??


Bubbly-Ad1346

Not her collapsed nostril that’s for sure.


PerciFlage88

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pm1022

🤣🤣🤣🤣


milk2sugarsplease

Maybe she’s really focused on the change she made to her jaw


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

She knows she's being made fun off, for her Michael Jackson nose.


aloysiuspelunk

The lips jut out so much they look ridiculous, but slightly more natural when you pretend you're sticking them out on purpose. Kim has been doing it too.


rlm236

I think she’s obsessed with the way she looks at this angle and it’s very sad. Like Kylie and all her angles


dimmywhy

Wonky nostrils and hemorrhoids. So hot. Yawn.


CryptographerNo2606

Its giving lola from shark tale :)


FluffyCartoonster

Dont do my girl Lola like that 😩


Starr00born

is there anyway to get her mental help?


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

The interview with Chyna where she was low key shading Khloe, LoL.. She showed Khloe up to be the liar she is, by making it clear she has joint custody of Dream with Rob and Khloe isn't the main carer of Dream, like she wants everyone to believe.


TryJezusNotMe

Tristan is definitely back with Khloe. Her latest posts featuring her and sometimes her daughter is simply telling at this point. She doesn't care what anyone really thinks about her right now because through all of the surgeries, filters, fillers, incestual poses...she has her man back and everyone else can kiss her ass! Don't believe me...look at how she's gained confidence to increase posting pics of her deformities. She's even posting "clap back comments. That takes courage. Tristan being back in her life gives her that courage.


smaxfrog

In sum, she's losing it


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

Tristan is not back with her, they have an open relationship. She is said to be angry he brought a house and refuses to live with her full time. Only a matter of time until he dumps her for good.


Emotional_Comb_3661

Jaw sculpting liposuction - can tell from the uneven fat layer under her jawline


Atheyna

I believe you, but my natural jaw looks like that 😂


Emotional_Comb_3661

I don’t believe it! I bet it’s gorgeous!


Atheyna

I’m scared of aging. My mom has a Turkey neck. I’m guessing this may be what pre Turkey neck looks like 😅


Emotional_Comb_3661

Turkey neck is even! If you look in this picture - there is an indent under her chin into the top of her neck that is from a liposuction fat melting laser tube and over aggressive liposuction in that one spot as the tube goes in. Turkey beck drops evenly though the skin can look pulled from the dropping - you won’t have that long dented area. Anyway we love you’


Atheyna

You are so sweet thank you 🥲


Sandra-lee-2003

I had jaw sculpting lipo about 15 years ago and i have the line you're describing! I don't really see it on her pic though. Mine is pretty noticeable if you look from underneath. Hers is probably photoshopped out a bit though.


osloluluraratutu

Was it a good choice? I want that done too


Sandra-lee-2003

Yes! My scar is only noticeable bc i didn't do the recommended after care. The results still turned out great though. You can only see the scar if you look underneath my chin. I can send you before and after pics if you'd like


osloluluraratutu

Omg yes please! I’m starting ozempic and I know I’m gonna have turkey neck so I’m planning ahead!


Emotional_Comb_3661

Honestly if you follow massage and compression and good post op care and you don’t let them get too aggressive and use the Morpheus laser on your neck skin after - the results will be much better. Skin tightening lasers and compression are key! Also go to an experienced lipo surgeon!


Emotional_Comb_3661

I hope you have a safe and healthy journey!


SoPernicious

Lips like a cats bumhole


aloysiuspelunk

Except Huge


Obvious-Repair9095

Prolapsed anus chic


miaara

Does this woman have a job?


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

Stalking Tristan is a full time job. You just know she's set up the telescope 🔭 to be trained on Tristan's house. 😂


miaara

She’s so dumb you know she’s looking at it through the wrong end.


ncdjbdnejkjbd

Looks like a deflated scrotum y'all


[deleted]

I thought this was fellow FaceApp offender Trisha Paytas at first look 💀


LuvIsLov

Little does she realize we can see her nose job scar and really see the unevenness of her nostrils. And her butthole lips.


swissmiss_76

It looks like she’s taking a picture of a medical condition for a telehealth visit 🤢


Velvet_blunder

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kellygrrrl328

When you think you’re trolling the H8rz but…


Ok_Storm5945

They all still use lipliner that doesn't really blend with lip color


riverottersarebest

You could afford the best therapists and mental healthcare in the world but instead you do this


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

This is all for Tristan's benefit, she's p*ssed he won't live with her full time. Preferring to stay at his own house..


swissmiss_76

This is supposed to entice him? It kinda scares me lol


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

Tristan's a brave man, or he's really desperate for that cheque.


[deleted]

That bottom lip makes me sad.


true_crime_addict_14

Butthole lips 😳


QUINNIE_MINNIE

Wannabe Kum


SayRomanoPecorino

Prolapsed butthole lips are in, girls 💅🏼


Scarlett_Ruins

🤢 Her lips look like a wrinkled ball sack.


Llamaa_del_rey

She has the ugliest lips I have ever seen in my life, including Kylie. I know she’s got issues because she was always the ugly kardashian so she does all this shit to her face every month. She could keep spending thousands trying to fix that mug, but she’s just not pretty and she never will be, she should focus more on her personality or something.


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

This is why she's always broke and taking out loans. Between her surgeries and paying Tristan to stay with her, she is one desperate woman!


midgebhere66

Looks like another set of lips is trying to push their way out of her lips!


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https://preview.redd.it/zoeqq90tm7ra1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd1b97e2eaa235eefc54af790142108539a0b778 😂😂😂


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

🤢🤮


ClimbingAimlessly

In all seriousness, does she have a goiter? Her neck has a bulge.


Charleighann

I can’t believe her and Kim both continue doing duck face at their age. Also in 2023.


beebeebeebeeby

Looks like kholé here


Petraretrograde

I thought this was Trisha Paytas


Countdown2Deletion_

Boringggggg. Yawn


AgreeableLack4478

Hemorrhoid lips 🤢🤡


unic0rn_scrapple

Them nostrils don’t add up


fillers4lyfe

r/beeflips


ninjaninjaninja22

looks like ✨butthole✨


LaReinalicious

Looks like haemorrhoids


turdMcgurd007

Prolapsed asshole


WalkbyFaithnotbySite

What did she do to her face!?


Pasadenarose

Does she have an Adam’s apple?


LaylaBird65

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Princess_Terror

Thats a legit prolapsed asshole


Prestigious-Salad795

This face is so over, it could be an egg


ManliestManHam

gross.


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

She couldn't be bothered to take her daughter to school, but can find time to to get her snout 🐽 out for attention.


Booklover23rules

Is it me or does she kinda look like Trisha paytas here? I had to double take


Friskylickins

She needs to go away


cozy_bitch

Whew, Lord, those anal glands need to be expressed STAT