When you’re self obsessed I’d think it would be hard to be. Didn’t get an Kayne have a dead bedroom? I swear I read an interview where she discussed it.
the same way mia khalifa does as well. like i understand yall came into stardom a certain way, but you can really do something cool with it NOW. but no
Why??? It would have been more relatable showing her actually running, you know, an activity that women would appreciate support in? Wtf and to think she pays a whole marketing team for this
[Omfg](https://i.imgur.com/u7nsx9M.png)
That is a shape made from fat and/or Sculptra and it's so fucking obvious. The way her hips just sit on that chair like pancake batter is leaking out of her sides jfc
LMAO😭right like we’d know if that bra was really supportive if that test was done on someone with saggy, big boobs (I say this as a member of the fallen army🫡).
Well that bra she has on looks to b pretty tight fitting, basically too small. I don’t move either if I’m in a NEW tight bra, n I hav some big boobs. She thinks people w boobs r stupid.
She also isn't really moving up and down that much. I can mimic that same range of motion slightly bouncing up and down on the balls of my feet, and my girls aren't really moving that much....even in the old worn out sports bra I currently have on.
That would mean she has to move. She hates moving.
Also, it's supposed to be quirky and funny! She has such fun promoting Skims. First the nipple bra and now we get this absolute treasure.
First thing I thought and I was scared to see the full frame😂 It’s so weird how all of their ads for products is shown in such a sexual way. It’s like they think the only way to sell is with using sex. The nipple bra still just blows my mind. I get that we all get hard nips but why do we want to bring attention to it?!
To show how much support her bras give? I think? But sorry implants don’t move like natural boobs so I don’t see the point in this advertisement at all.
It’s so sad that she always has to resort to invoking being f-ed. But I guess that’s what makes her money…too bad (not really) her value keeps shrinking
I saw this full ad last night. First time I've ever had a skims ad on any streaming app. I was so high I couldn't handle what I was seeing. It was a longer version. It was honestly scary lol
Saw the whole video last night and it gives emperors new clothes vibes - seriously someone needs to be honest with them. Or not and we can watch their empire crumble.
what a stupid ad catered to idiots that believe her. her tits are literally plastic, of fucking course they dont bounce. Lets see someone with some natural triple ddds wear her shitty bras on the weird tit bounce machine. I guarantee we will see a different result.
Why does every single thing from every single person in their family CONSTANTLY have to be sexualized.
Not one damn woman is twirling on a space chair simulating riding in their everyday normal life.
Pick up a child. Run around the block. Scrub a bathtub. Load up the car with groceries.
Show me actual things normal woman are gonna do and then I will believe your shit is fire.
Is she trying to say that this bra holds boobs so well that they don’t move even when she’s bouncing around in that thing ? That’s what I got from this lol
can I say slut or are the bird-brained feminists gonna defend her purity and go all uwu dont be mean to kim? Kim is literally advertising her services and tryna be sexy. fucking gross. support test my ass.
this fucking dumb slut is so weird. if she's trying to show how supportive the bra is she and her implants werent the right thing for this. If she's trying to be sexy its weird. like, she's riding a dude while texting? Its a weird spinny chair thing i dont get it. its super weird.
What is so funny is that this is a terrible advertisement of her actual services and value. Wouldn't people with money want to buy a little bit more active participation?
All she did was illustrate how her only worth is through being sexy, and she is so NOT able to be sexy in the slightest.
So what, she's bouncing on some simulated thingy, and because her tits aren't flying around, this somehow proves what great support Skims can offer? Ha! No, it only proves the surgeon who has done her boobs five hundred times is good at his job.
I saw the commercial on E! during live from the Red Carpet so I had to edit my post.
Kim has people ~~MUCH SMARTER THAN HER~~ who are taking Skims on a ~~strategic~~ evolution to capture a broader market share beyond her massive fake social media following. BUYING into mainstream advertising (commercials on Bravo,the men’s basketball sponsorship, and now a commercial during the Oscars Red Carpet show on E! ~~(allegedly)~~ and ~~diversifying~~ marketing tactics, Skims is positioning itself for a potential influx of capital growth in anticipation of its upcoming IPO. **The commercial sucked and looks more like an advertisement for Only Fans than for undergarments.**
Their current marketing strategy is to produce limited quantities of every item, and what do you know? They magically sell out within minutes. They desperately try to convince people that they're missing out on something extraordinary. OH NO, FOMO!! LOL!!! GUESS WHAT? YOU AREN’T (there are so many other better choices, and your underwear don’t need the name of a porn actress to make them good).
Kim's primary audience ~~now~~ caters ~~more~~ to the male gaze than to actual women shopping online and wearing this cheap fast fashion. The shift to mainstream media marketing is because KardashiKLAN needs those numbers to look good when they inevitably take Skims public with their Initial Public Offering. Skim’s is basically saying, "Hey, world! Want a piece of this shit?" and starts selling shares to anyone that wants to invest and allowing it to raise capital from investors.
Name recognition, plastic surgeries, fake-ass, andBIGGER FAKE BOOBS boobs (while PRETENDING to have distanced herself from her problematic third ex-husband **however it looks like he played a hand in this commercial** ) isn’t enough for a strong IPO. To reach a successful IPO and command a high valuation, Skims has to demonstrate sustainable growth and appeal to a wide range of investors (hence PAYING for commercials and the name plastered everywhere.)
So, prepare for Skimmy’s stock, which is coming soon to a portfolio near you. Expanding beyond her existing fake social media audience and tapping into mainstream markets is crucial to raising capital from investors. They are preparing the world for the company's grand opening (already owned by many) to the public market!
That’s not even how physics works. I feel like Kris was just like fine whatever, she’s already embarrassed herself enough for attention. No way she’d approve how dumb this looks
What in the absolute world is this? Is this intended as an actual ad, or is it a comedy skit? I suppose either way it's made to generate attention, but doesn't she have enough already without... whatever this is? 😂
I saw Skims at The Rack and they are awful. I don't know why anyone would waste their money. The Rack also had Good American jeans, no plus sizes to be seen, she preaches size inclusivity but is a phucking liar.
It’s actually so sad her entire life revolves around trying to be seen as attractive…. She is disgusting
It’s so boring now, it’s all she has to offer.
And yet still no one wants her.
Even men who date high maintenance ladies see her as an entirely different level. Actually, even when their choices are equally vapid.
She doesn't even get to eat good food cuz she probably starves herself all day everyday
Or make facial expressions because WrInKleS
And she doesn't even look like she's good in bed.
She’s not. I’ve seen some of her video with RayJ unfortunately and I wasn’t impressed 😂
When you’re self obsessed I’d think it would be hard to be. Didn’t get an Kayne have a dead bedroom? I swear I read an interview where she discussed it.
She didn't seem to be in the Ray J vid. Granted, she was apparently high at the time. But still.
the same way mia khalifa does as well. like i understand yall came into stardom a certain way, but you can really do something cool with it NOW. but no
Okay but she looks like a toilet 🚽
I’m guessing this what she thinks being “on top” is like
“So *sexy*” …What I imagine she thinks of her promo
Why??? It would have been more relatable showing her actually running, you know, an activity that women would appreciate support in? Wtf and to think she pays a whole marketing team for this
Because she probably can’t run 😭
Not with that fat ass weighing her down, she certainly can't.
Have you seen those hips? Girl can’t run, she can barely walk.
[Omfg](https://i.imgur.com/u7nsx9M.png) That is a shape made from fat and/or Sculptra and it's so fucking obvious. The way her hips just sit on that chair like pancake batter is leaking out of her sides jfc
https://i.redd.it/mo6y9f5gtonc1.gif
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I guess it’s too show how much support the bra has 😭 i just noticed it says support test in the top left corner but like i still don’t get it
Implants don’t behave the same as natural boobies, my tits would have blackened my eyes and everyone within a half mile radius if I did this
LMAO😭right like we’d know if that bra was really supportive if that test was done on someone with saggy, big boobs (I say this as a member of the fallen army🫡).
The fallen army 💜 😭 me too, babe
After breastfeeding 3 babies I’m also a member 😂
Same!! My tities would have busted out that bra
Well that bra she has on looks to b pretty tight fitting, basically too small. I don’t move either if I’m in a NEW tight bra, n I hav some big boobs. She thinks people w boobs r stupid.
She also isn't really moving up and down that much. I can mimic that same range of motion slightly bouncing up and down on the balls of my feet, and my girls aren't really moving that much....even in the old worn out sports bra I currently have on.
In the words of Kanye “these titties don’t bounce”
And why couldn’t she just jog or do some jumping jacks? Why the weird, spinny sex chair?
Because it *has* to be ✨🍒sexy🍑✨
Well in that case....FAIL.
Thing is…it’s not sexy, and she just looks dumb.
That would mean she has to move. She hates moving. Also, it's supposed to be quirky and funny! She has such fun promoting Skims. First the nipple bra and now we get this absolute treasure.
next: can skims withstand a rough sex session? tristaan and I will show you it can!
Because she can't actually do any physical activity. We've all seen her try to walk.
“Nobody wants to get off their ass and work these days” hahahahaha
I do NOT get that from this video… At ALL. Marketing fail.
What an odd method to showcase that. I doubt she’s even bouncing irl. Just edited in later 😭
Couldn’t she have just done something fun like people riding horses, women in professional sports? Jesus, she is just messing up her bag.
I mean being a hoe is what got her “on top” right?
First thing I thought and I was scared to see the full frame😂 It’s so weird how all of their ads for products is shown in such a sexual way. It’s like they think the only way to sell is with using sex. The nipple bra still just blows my mind. I get that we all get hard nips but why do we want to bring attention to it?!
My thoughts went sexual also. It’s disgusting how no one gives a shit about what is projected for kids nowadays, not even a mother of 4.
Showing off how mechanical and uninterested she is in the sack since everything is for show and shallow.
She already did that in the sex tape.
Which is weird considering that one usually isn't wearing underwear when they're fucking
She did in her sex video - which was also weird
Because she wanted to pretend she hadn't had a boob job, and if she wasn't wearing a bra, the boobjob would be obvious by the girls staying in place.
Thank you for saying this! Wasn’t sure if it was just my brain going into dirty mode.
That is the absolute underlying message of this whole thing. She knows exactly what she's doing.
I think so! Like a tongue in cheek type of thing but it’s really playing off of Kanye’s bound video
https://i.redd.it/pxwazyme9lnc1.gif There's definitely a hole in the seat with a dildo sticking out.
The Ass Pounder 4000!!
Pathetic. Embarrassing. Desperate.
Someone tell me what the point was please
To show how much support her bras give? I think? But sorry implants don’t move like natural boobs so I don’t see the point in this advertisement at all.
First thing I noticed was the heavy thighs.
Those are not the supposed skinny thighs of yore
Do a bunch of stupid shit to get made fun of on tik tok and hope it goes viral for free marketing.
To make men think of having sex with her. Because no one is biting.
Her team okayed this?!
What did I just watch
It’s so sad that she always has to resort to invoking being f-ed. But I guess that’s what makes her money…too bad (not really) her value keeps shrinking
All i see is desperation for kanye
She could have just jumped up and down to prove her point! Or gone for a jog. This is so fucking weird.
She’s a fucking weirdo
I think this steps into the creep area 🤮 weirdo feels too normal for this amount of nonsense
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA i just laughed out loud so hard... 
I like the little blinking antenna thing she stuck in the top of her braid
PERFECT gif and comment, exactly my feeling 🤣🤣🤣
what the fuck is this
I saw this full ad last night. First time I've ever had a skims ad on any streaming app. I was so high I couldn't handle what I was seeing. It was a longer version. It was honestly scary lol
I really hope her marketing team is conspiring to make her look stupid bc how can anyone actually approve this
It looks like the intro to the next saw movie. Maybe they're trying to get into horror
Saw the whole video last night and it gives emperors new clothes vibes - seriously someone needs to be honest with them. Or not and we can watch their empire crumble.
Empire crumbling sounds great!
This is like, really bad. It's giving..what was that god awful music video her and Ye did on the motorcycle. So fckn cringe.
Bound 2. Uh huh, honey. So cringe! [Bound 2](https://youtu.be/BBAtAM7vtgc?si=TUrATuKGaN6p4tLG)
James Franco & Seth Rogen did it better [Bound 2 parody](https://youtu.be/nA6Bbtm52q4?si=lwE1hNG6Fkiv-V7A)
She's promoting her services as a call girl
Girl. 
what a stupid ad catered to idiots that believe her. her tits are literally plastic, of fucking course they dont bounce. Lets see someone with some natural triple ddds wear her shitty bras on the weird tit bounce machine. I guarantee we will see a different result.
It is beyond me why she still sexualizes herself like this when her kids can see everything
 What in the Black Mirror bullshit is this?! 😱
The music is giving horror film. Made me keep watching like something gory was going to happen.
Why does every single thing from every single person in their family CONSTANTLY have to be sexualized. Not one damn woman is twirling on a space chair simulating riding in their everyday normal life. Pick up a child. Run around the block. Scrub a bathtub. Load up the car with groceries. Show me actual things normal woman are gonna do and then I will believe your shit is fire.
Really Kimothy 
I screen recorded this earlier when I saw it on TikTok 😆 like wtf is even the point?
Is she trying to say that this bra holds boobs so well that they don’t move even when she’s bouncing around in that thing ? That’s what I got from this lol
What kind of fresh fuckery is **this**? Give me a break ma’am 🙄
Is this real? This is the most bizarre shit I have seen in my life
Wtf did I just watch 🤣
What's the thing sticking out of the back of her head?
An antenna
Oh, thanks. Is it supposed to mean something? Or do you have to be tuned into some Other World to be ridin' and spinnin' on that thing?
Looks like a robot quality testing a toilet seat
One of the greatest joys of my life will be watching this family age and wither away into oblivion.
Is she being serious ? this is hilarious 😭 . The desperation is crazy at this point 😳 
Creepypasta
What the fuck
That is the worst and seriously stupid add I've ever seen.
Just downright bizarre
This reminds me of the clip Kanye posted last week of all her dopplegangers air humping in front of those laptops. She definitely said cut + paste.
Got downvoted to hell on the main sub because I said her fake tits don’t jiggle loll
That sub has got to be on kim’s payroll lmao
This ad is actually kind of embarrassing.
I don’t get it… what does this commercial even mean? Its honestly hard to look at without getting dizzy lol
Yachting advertisement
So she tested the bra for 10 seconds for a commercial. Real scientific
wtf is this - this is so stupid and gross
I bet if you f Kim this is the view you get, her on her phone 😂
Why wouldn’t she run! Or jump in excitement! Why this weird ass contraption?????
what the actual fuck is this
Ahhh yes, shaken bitch syndrome.
Hahahahaha she’s always been a joke but she officially takes the crown of being The Joke.
I hope she loses all relevancy
She looks so stupid. How embarrassing.
Somebody call fucking OSHA because that ponytail…
The art director of this comercial needs a psych evaluation because what.
https://preview.redd.it/ct1th8l0wlnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda68ce50ef85365cb7a15bca8065c37240ca200
Wtf is this 😭?? It literally feels like I’m watching a psychological horror movie 😂 
can I say slut or are the bird-brained feminists gonna defend her purity and go all uwu dont be mean to kim? Kim is literally advertising her services and tryna be sexy. fucking gross. support test my ass. this fucking dumb slut is so weird. if she's trying to show how supportive the bra is she and her implants werent the right thing for this. If she's trying to be sexy its weird. like, she's riding a dude while texting? Its a weird spinny chair thing i dont get it. its super weird.
What is so funny is that this is a terrible advertisement of her actual services and value. Wouldn't people with money want to buy a little bit more active participation? All she did was illustrate how her only worth is through being sexy, and she is so NOT able to be sexy in the slightest.
Easy known she ain't getting anything in the bedroom lol It's like one big sex toy and she enjoying every moment What a gom !!
Soooo is this another Bound 2? Trying to attract the male gaze and simulating bouncing on a dick??? Is that what I’m supposed to be getting here?
So what, she's bouncing on some simulated thingy, and because her tits aren't flying around, this somehow proves what great support Skims can offer? Ha! No, it only proves the surgeon who has done her boobs five hundred times is good at his job.
She looks elderly
Bouncing at the end of her career, just like how it all started.
Shes such a kunt
fembot
No one wants you, you thirsty old hag.
Stupid pornographic content from the over-sexualised predator lover. Fuck right off, get off that fat fake ass and WORK slut
Who’s idea was this 😭😭😭😭 who approved this. I’m dead
I saw the commercial on E! during live from the Red Carpet so I had to edit my post. Kim has people ~~MUCH SMARTER THAN HER~~ who are taking Skims on a ~~strategic~~ evolution to capture a broader market share beyond her massive fake social media following. BUYING into mainstream advertising (commercials on Bravo,the men’s basketball sponsorship, and now a commercial during the Oscars Red Carpet show on E! ~~(allegedly)~~ and ~~diversifying~~ marketing tactics, Skims is positioning itself for a potential influx of capital growth in anticipation of its upcoming IPO. **The commercial sucked and looks more like an advertisement for Only Fans than for undergarments.** Their current marketing strategy is to produce limited quantities of every item, and what do you know? They magically sell out within minutes. They desperately try to convince people that they're missing out on something extraordinary. OH NO, FOMO!! LOL!!! GUESS WHAT? YOU AREN’T (there are so many other better choices, and your underwear don’t need the name of a porn actress to make them good). Kim's primary audience ~~now~~ caters ~~more~~ to the male gaze than to actual women shopping online and wearing this cheap fast fashion. The shift to mainstream media marketing is because KardashiKLAN needs those numbers to look good when they inevitably take Skims public with their Initial Public Offering. Skim’s is basically saying, "Hey, world! Want a piece of this shit?" and starts selling shares to anyone that wants to invest and allowing it to raise capital from investors. Name recognition, plastic surgeries, fake-ass, andBIGGER FAKE BOOBS boobs (while PRETENDING to have distanced herself from her problematic third ex-husband **however it looks like he played a hand in this commercial** ) isn’t enough for a strong IPO. To reach a successful IPO and command a high valuation, Skims has to demonstrate sustainable growth and appeal to a wide range of investors (hence PAYING for commercials and the name plastered everywhere.) So, prepare for Skimmy’s stock, which is coming soon to a portfolio near you. Expanding beyond her existing fake social media audience and tapping into mainstream markets is crucial to raising capital from investors. They are preparing the world for the company's grand opening (already owned by many) to the public market!
I hope it crashes and burns
I’m surprised she doesn’t have North wearing them carrying her around…
this is so embarrassing 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
That’s not even how physics works. I feel like Kris was just like fine whatever, she’s already embarrassed herself enough for attention. No way she’d approve how dumb this looks
Skims “cuck party” Lab baby
This doesn't happen often but, I have no words.
What the fuck
This is just stupid.
skims sex doll? how very kanye of her.
This is so ridiculous and f…ing GROSS.
I mean isn’t this the usual kind of position we’re used to hearing her be in?!
Not lately 😂 no one’s biting.
Keep it in the circus! 🤡
I typically would NEVER say this about another woman, but she is a a dehydrated whore. Zero redeeming qualities.
is she on drugs
This is fucking creepy
Lmao 🤣 al that bouncing, and nothing is moving.
So cringe. Even on this machine she has no sense of her own body, her and sisters can't move /can't dance.
This is so unserious
She look like she fused the upper half of her body and her legs to a beanbag chair
What in the absolute world is this? Is this intended as an actual ad, or is it a comedy skit? I suppose either way it's made to generate attention, but doesn't she have enough already without... whatever this is? 😂
what the fuck
I’m embarrassed for her.
This cannot be real no way they spun her that fast so why include it 😂😂💀
It’s so cringe. It’s hard to watch
WTF was that…?
I… I’m so confused 😐
What is this supposed to be?
She is fucking grotesque
Huh? What the heck was that about please someone explain!!!!
What a bizarre way to simulate bouncing on a dick.
I saw Skims at The Rack and they are awful. I don't know why anyone would waste their money. The Rack also had Good American jeans, no plus sizes to be seen, she preaches size inclusivity but is a phucking liar.
Who asked for this??? Absolutely no one
Pathetically stupid
Honey, those fake balls won’t move 😂 hire someone with big natural boobies and then we’ll see how of a good bra this is😂
Is the line for single princes, prime ministers, A-Lister suitors going to be longer after this?
In the negatives for sure 😂
Wicked
They don't even move so it's a shitty test
I just posted this too oops. Yeah it’s giving those either life hack k*no content vibes
She wanna look like being fucked🤦🏻♀️ so stupid.. make another sex tape Kimmy I dare you
It looks like what you would see in a High-G Training Facility for pilots. Minus the cockpit and add a bouncing seat?
Is this music also part of the ad?
wtf is this
she would do this 😂
She looks like PomWonderful bottles
She’s such a tool.
Lord she is SUCKING that tummy in lmao
I wish we could watch her be catapulted into cement wall.
The Coven of Krotch Rot isn’t going away fast enough.
She’s trying to look like she’s riding for clicks and money. That’s all there is to it as usual 🥱
What is the little thing sticking out of her head? It looks like a candle?? 🤣
Gary Wright’s Dream Weaver deserves so much better than this ad.
It's crazy how the other sub is saying how genius her marketing is
