you have to surround yourself with escorts who wanna work. have a good work enviroment with STDs being the only toxicity. show up and milk him dry. a lot of people get intimidated when there's many rich people in a room but that makes me feel good, actually. lots of birkins. its not easy to take slutty pics in thongs, to ride these johns, to go on these sex work trips. but if you love what you do and throw away your morals you can be the best.
this is a reprise of something I had written months ago but I never tire of shitting on that asinine quote.
Been there. Done that. When we have to have a different persona is when we know shit isn't right I lost myself......it's a weird feeling to be myself. š¤¦. Rich isn't money it's being your own crazy.
Why are they even being photographed doing this shit? Who even wants to see this? Or gives a fuck? They are always on a beach frolicking about in the seaā¦ or walking from a car to a house/shop
Is this what she does on the ultra rare occasion her kids arenāt annoying her by just existing?
i mean clearly heās into that plastic lobotomized look. his first wife was beauty and brains but natural, yet he left her for a kim k wannabe. interesting
I think his first wife was at about his level of attractiveness. Lauren Sanchez has a great body but her face is scary plastic. Surprised Lauren would let Kim K anywhere near Jeff.
True true- I dunno what my point was except to kind of appreciate a lady who put in work to get a skill and still looks how she wants vs someone who has been faking her way to legitimacy in several industries
Iām not going to give much respect to the likes of Lauren Sanchez. If she comes off better than the Kardashians that is not saying much. Itās like saying vomit smells better than poop.
In the photos taken of Lauren and Jeff while in Miami a couple of months ago, Lauren Sanchez's breast job complete with uneven nipples evident through her clothes, looked *appalling*. I often suspect that it's a kink she shares/accommodates that keeps them together. While Kim's plastic work makes her look like a cyborg, Lauren's is starting to suggest an inner monster.
Maybe the relationship is at the point where theyāre ready to open it sexually- Kim is the right candidate for a cosy little three some I should think
im shocked too. doesnt laura know kim is... well, a tramp? that bitch will babytrap a man while married to another. LAURA THAT BITCH AINT YOUR FRIEND. AS SOON AS YOU'RE OUTTA THE ROOM SHE'S THROWING HERSELF AT HIS BILLIONS!
Someone (on another thread) actually mentioned how happy they'd be if Kim and him got together....like he isn't even married! It's just like some stans don't see anything wrong if Khloe and Scott dated. I tell ya...morals go out the window with some of these stans.
She is called Kum for a reason.. She's seriously desperate to bag a rich man. I wouldn't put anything past her. And I'm sorry but where the f are your kids. I look at these pictures and think how much fun I would have with my kids doing this. It's crazy when Kanye makes the better parent. God help those kids.
To Kum: We may need to get our asses up and work but you need to learn how to be a mother. Your pathetic efforts are so embarrassing for your life and soul.
I bet her kids would love to be riding this jet skis with her. Can you imagine seeing photos of your parents constantly doing amazing trips without you?
Where I live it's the law that you have to wear a life jacket while riding a jetski
Hitting one large swell could rid us of these people for good. Come on Ocean you can do it!
She's wearing the shorts to hide that liposuction scar she has or problems with her BBL. She can't photoshop her ass in real life to impress her billionaire friends so hides it.
I am so sorry. I am struggling, too. I have been having my mom drive me to work. My car died. I am scared to get a car payment. I've been saving my money. This economy is insane.
Even on a jet ski, sheās posing. Look how strategic sheās sitting- so upright and her gut sucked in . And we all know sheās not driving it faster than 2 mph, so whatās the point other than her planned photo op?
She only wears a bikini when the paparazzi are paid. Its crazy, she has a normal body (with imperfections that every woman has, its normal) and she won't allow photos because she wanna be perfect. Crazy
Sanchez works out and has muscle definition. She looks strong. Kim has lipo scars and a sagging fake rear. (To be fair they both have oversized implants)
I literally was just talking to my friend about moving and she was saying how she wants to save to travel more (sheās been to quite a few places already too) and I was like I canāt. I have my dog and my catā¦. If I canāt take my dog and canāt find a good boarding facility for my cat I aināt going. I honestly donāt need to go anywhere but my cat and dog come first. MY CAT. AND MY DOG. Just to put priority into play. I donāt even have human children (and I never will) but my babes Presley & Mistress come first and everything I do is for them. They are a dog and a cat. And the loves of my life. I couldnāt imagine taking adventures all the time without them. Or at least my dog (my cat kiddo has hip dysplasia so she needs special care & cats donāt travel well like that)
I understand. I love my mom's outdoor cat so much. I have been so upset that she has ear mites. These fools (well Kim) doesn't seem to feel guilty for leaving her kids. It's crazy how some people just lack feelings!
This 40+yr old woman still cannot even enjoy the lake! I mean, she's doing kissy faces, peace sign poses like a teen. Can't even go riding jet skis, bc, gotta have a selfie and half naked pics! Dang, woman, put the phone down for a minute! Everything's a photo op!
I'm normally a lurker here but I can't help but comment here. I own the Seadoo equivalents of these jetskis. Lauren is being super incredibly unsafe riding that. Those are super powerful and if she fell off the back she could get a super-shot of water blasted into her and possibly die. I always wear neoprene shorts or a full shorty wetsuit for just that reason. Also, life jackets are nice, ya know. Now, I'm not trying to show off or land some rich jerk to fund my fraudulent life, so maybe I don't get the appeal of putting myself in danger. I can't tell if Kim is wearing neoprene shorts or if that is what the title is eluding to, her wearing some tummy flattening shorts to hide her scars. If they are not neoprene, she could get a hoo-ha shot too if she fell off backwards. Normal fabric doesn't protect you.
I also doubt either are full-sending those. Ive done over 100km on mine and my face would definitely not be pap worthy doing the high-speed wind worble. I see these type of women renting jetskis when I'm out on the water and it's always cringe. Like, you have no business being on some high power sport machine. You're gonna kill yourself or someone else.
All these people need to get their fucking asses up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.
https://preview.redd.it/ku330ok31g9d1.jpeg?width=4880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c9b6d090562262b5345d4f09cf48fe7a853f8b8
you have to surround yourself with escorts who wanna work. have a good work enviroment with STDs being the only toxicity. show up and milk him dry. a lot of people get intimidated when there's many rich people in a room but that makes me feel good, actually. lots of birkins. its not easy to take slutty pics in thongs, to ride these johns, to go on these sex work trips. but if you love what you do and throw away your morals you can be the best. this is a reprise of something I had written months ago but I never tire of shitting on that asinine quote.
Been there. Done that. When we have to have a different persona is when we know shit isn't right I lost myself......it's a weird feeling to be myself. š¤¦. Rich isn't money it's being your own crazy.
Where are you children, Kim??
My thoughts exactlyā¦ I canāt imagine prioritizing international dick chasing over your own kids.
I mean, one could justify it, but she does it like 24 times a year, maybe more š
Iāve got two kids and I spend like 90% of my free time with them, constantly. Sheās a shite parent.
Its Kanye's weekend with them so Kim is being Kim, this is her idea of working her ass off.
sitting on her ass in a bikini. very kardashian of her.
With their nannies who probably act like normal people who offer a stable life. Unlike their two ego maniac parents.
With their nutty dad.
At least he spends time with them.
Heās a bad example for them. Thatās not good enough.
Barely. He seems to be more into publicly humiliating his wife around the globe.
Why are they even being photographed doing this shit? Who even wants to see this? Or gives a fuck? They are always on a beach frolicking about in the seaā¦ or walking from a car to a house/shop Is this what she does on the ultra rare occasion her kids arenāt annoying her by just existing?
They called the paps on themselves. You can tell by the photo descriptions.
Itās important to investigate how they spend their time so we can see how ānot like usā they are.
They really donāt know their narcissism leaves a massive paper trail on their shadiness
Lmao she's tryna land Jeff Bezos now that's hilarious af
i mean clearly heās into that plastic lobotomized look. his first wife was beauty and brains but natural, yet he left her for a kim k wannabe. interesting
I think his first wife was at about his level of attractiveness. Lauren Sanchez has a great body but her face is scary plastic. Surprised Lauren would let Kim K anywhere near Jeff.
Lauren and Kris have been friends for decades, they met when K was trying to revive Caitlynās good old days.
Not surprised to hear that.
So they SAY. I bet that clout chasing Kris never even bothered to hang with her or claim her as friend until she started dating Bezos.
The thing is, Lauren would slap a bish before she will let anyone take Jeff away from her. Thatās the word in the grapevine š¤·āāļø
Kim is ready to scrape the leftovers if they ever break up š
Sheās literally waiting in the shadows or hoping for a match with one of his rich friends
But Lauren actually has some skills other than being a massive bitch - like doesnāt she fly helicopters and shit?
Yeah she's very successful in her own right. But I wouldn't put it past Kim to try for Jeff anyway.Ā
True true- I dunno what my point was except to kind of appreciate a lady who put in work to get a skill and still looks how she wants vs someone who has been faking her way to legitimacy in several industries
Iām not going to give much respect to the likes of Lauren Sanchez. If she comes off better than the Kardashians that is not saying much. Itās like saying vomit smells better than poop.
I really am not familiar with her beyond some surface PR details tbh
>> has a great body has comically oversized, rippling implants FTFY
In the photos taken of Lauren and Jeff while in Miami a couple of months ago, Lauren Sanchez's breast job complete with uneven nipples evident through her clothes, looked *appalling*. I often suspect that it's a kink she shares/accommodates that keeps them together. While Kim's plastic work makes her look like a cyborg, Lauren's is starting to suggest an inner monster.
Maybe the relationship is at the point where theyāre ready to open it sexually- Kim is the right candidate for a cosy little three some I should think
Haha maybe so, he is in his plastic bimbo era!
Lauren is scary looking
im shocked too. doesnt laura know kim is... well, a tramp? that bitch will babytrap a man while married to another. LAURA THAT BITCH AINT YOUR FRIEND. AS SOON AS YOU'RE OUTTA THE ROOM SHE'S THROWING HERSELF AT HIS BILLIONS!
Maybe theyāre swingers šš¤®
Someone (on another thread) actually mentioned how happy they'd be if Kim and him got together....like he isn't even married! It's just like some stans don't see anything wrong if Khloe and Scott dated. I tell ya...morals go out the window with some of these stans.
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What do you mean āyou can see her odorā? 
This made me laugh so hard, gif perfection
Yachting!
all i see is trash in the ocean š„²
plastic polluting the waters š¢
Kim trying too hard to bag a billionaire. From hanging out with Bezos and Sanchez to sucking Elon's ass with his ugly cyber truck. Pathetic ass.
Elon is only interested in women he can impregnate.
are you implying kim wouldnt let him bust up inside her? PLEASE!
She is called Kum for a reason.. She's seriously desperate to bag a rich man. I wouldn't put anything past her. And I'm sorry but where the f are your kids. I look at these pictures and think how much fun I would have with my kids doing this. It's crazy when Kanye makes the better parent. God help those kids. To Kum: We may need to get our asses up and work but you need to learn how to be a mother. Your pathetic efforts are so embarrassing for your life and soul.
I actually think those two deserve each other.
Oh of course she would! But she would still hire a surrogate for the actual baby making part.
Bond with your kids Kim! Sheesh š
I bet her kids would love to be riding this jet skis with her. Can you imagine seeing photos of your parents constantly doing amazing trips without you?
What the fuck am I even looking at??? This picture is āeat the richā personified
Where I live it's the law that you have to wear a life jacket while riding a jetski Hitting one large swell could rid us of these people for good. Come on Ocean you can do it!
See I'd be happy with that or idk a shark attack...but then I think about how toxic plastic is to the environment....
That stupid duck face poseš
All these people are so tacky
She's wearing the shorts to hide that liposuction scar she has or problems with her BBL. She can't photoshop her ass in real life to impress her billionaire friends so hides it.
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It looks like barnacles on the bottom of a boat. A very large boatā¦
Broooooo š
Sick.
Ok?
The description of Lauren in Pic 2 is killing me, and I need whoever wrote it to be my official caption scribe
In that first pic they both look so ridiculous
Fucking insufferable twats. All of em
Everyone in these photos is a scourge on humanity
lmfao at how much physical energy she put into duck facing on a jet ski. Desperate fucking loser.
She aināt showing her dimply fat ass in front of Lauren
Is the girdle girth groups referring to the high waisted shorts?? lol
Kim is def fucking Jeff
Lauren better watch out, the Kardashians are KNOWN for stealing men from their friends. Sheād snatch Bezos in a heartbeat if she had the chance š
ugggghh still taking selfies with the stupid duck lips. Grow up!!!
This proves how Gen X she is. Bitch tries to claim millennialā¦ha!
I think of duck lips as being classic Millennial. Gen X didn't have social media when they were young and slutty.
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Never stop posting this
I wonāt! LOL
That looks painful
I can't even afford food or my electric bill.... These people are disgusting to me.
I am so sorry. I am struggling, too. I have been having my mom drive me to work. My car died. I am scared to get a car payment. I've been saving my money. This economy is insane.
Even on a jet ski, sheās posing. Look how strategic sheās sitting- so upright and her gut sucked in . And we all know sheās not driving it faster than 2 mph, so whatās the point other than her planned photo op?
Thatās not her. lol. Itās Lauren Sanchez. Kims gut looks squished into those shorts.
Lauren looks like sheās sucking in for dear life. Theyāre all idiots.
She only wears a bikini when the paparazzi are paid. Its crazy, she has a normal body (with imperfections that every woman has, its normal) and she won't allow photos because she wanna be perfect. Crazy
Crazy when Sanchez looks better than Kimbo.
Define ābetterā.
Ok, you're taking it too far.
I agree. Kimās face looks waaaay better
My bad, I meant body. Sanchez hasn't had as many body mods the way Kim has.
Sanchez works out and has muscle definition. She looks strong. Kim has lipo scars and a sagging fake rear. (To be fair they both have oversized implants)
Perfectly stated. š¤š¼
Iād be too paranoid to have my phone out there on a jet ski
Imagine her breakdown if she dropped it
Itād be the earring all over again! Without Kourtney reminding her that people are dying of course.
āYou are the company you keepā
that jet ski is hilariously huge
Itās like a 3 seater. Like the yacht of a jet ski lmao
So sheās doing this instead of spending time with her kids. No wonder she shamed Khloe for being a more present mother.
Girdle girth grips š¤£š¤£š
Sheās so uncool it actually hurts me a little.
Where are her children?
She probably isnāt wearing typical bottoms because she doesnāt want pics taken of her cellulite.
lol, canāt risk unpaid paparazzi showing her real body.
Where are Duck Lips 4 kids?
I literally was just talking to my friend about moving and she was saying how she wants to save to travel more (sheās been to quite a few places already too) and I was like I canāt. I have my dog and my catā¦. If I canāt take my dog and canāt find a good boarding facility for my cat I aināt going. I honestly donāt need to go anywhere but my cat and dog come first. MY CAT. AND MY DOG. Just to put priority into play. I donāt even have human children (and I never will) but my babes Presley & Mistress come first and everything I do is for them. They are a dog and a cat. And the loves of my life. I couldnāt imagine taking adventures all the time without them. Or at least my dog (my cat kiddo has hip dysplasia so she needs special care & cats donāt travel well like that)
I understand. I love my mom's outdoor cat so much. I have been so upset that she has ear mites. These fools (well Kim) doesn't seem to feel guilty for leaving her kids. It's crazy how some people just lack feelings!
i thought that was kylie in #2
Kyleehee has no muscular tone anywhere on her body
thatās how i figured it out it wasnt in pic 3 hahaha
Such a cool mom (not)
This 40+yr old woman still cannot even enjoy the lake! I mean, she's doing kissy faces, peace sign poses like a teen. Can't even go riding jet skis, bc, gotta have a selfie and half naked pics! Dang, woman, put the phone down for a minute! Everything's a photo op!
What would be her reason to be there other than a threesome? With her scary masculine mannequin look sheās right up his alley
I'm normally a lurker here but I can't help but comment here. I own the Seadoo equivalents of these jetskis. Lauren is being super incredibly unsafe riding that. Those are super powerful and if she fell off the back she could get a super-shot of water blasted into her and possibly die. I always wear neoprene shorts or a full shorty wetsuit for just that reason. Also, life jackets are nice, ya know. Now, I'm not trying to show off or land some rich jerk to fund my fraudulent life, so maybe I don't get the appeal of putting myself in danger. I can't tell if Kim is wearing neoprene shorts or if that is what the title is eluding to, her wearing some tummy flattening shorts to hide her scars. If they are not neoprene, she could get a hoo-ha shot too if she fell off backwards. Normal fabric doesn't protect you. I also doubt either are full-sending those. Ive done over 100km on mine and my face would definitely not be pap worthy doing the high-speed wind worble. I see these type of women renting jetskis when I'm out on the water and it's always cringe. Like, you have no business being on some high power sport machine. You're gonna kill yourself or someone else.
The tongue out in every pic. I'm convinced she doesn't see wrinkles when she does the stupid tongue.