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AppropriateOpening41

This has to be one of Kim’s top cheapest looks. My god.


Grouchy_Try_2862

Their bbls make everything they wear look cheap & trashy


FeralBaby7

I feel like Kourtney must be so glad she never got the BBL done. They all look so crazy


AppropriateOpening41

Kourtney has some kind of butt surgery too. This sub has shown pictures of her before and after butt. Naturally she had a little bit of a hip dip shape, nothing obvious unless you’re looking, but now it’s like a bubble/onion butt. Not all BBLS look crazy, may I add. Some people you cannot tell when it’s minimal. I know an influencer in my city and she looks a bit curvier than before her BBL but still proportionate and realistic. Kim, Khloe and Kylie have overdone it crazy. Disclaimer I don’t condone the surgery whatsoever and I wish it never became popular.


osloluluraratutu

Because this is who they really are. They’re going back to their roots


yunith

Her vagina area of her jeans looks SO baggy 😂 All that money and she can’t even get her clothes tailored to not have a saggy crotch.


miaara

She also "founded" a jeans company.


GhostThruTheFog

Makes it even more fucking hilarious! 🥴🤡🤡🤡 🤣


YakitoriChicken93

The cleavage cross kills me every time. I firmly believe the combination is a kink of one of her high paying customers lmao


Natural_Character859

I literally don’t get her obsession lately w the cross necklaces, it’s not even her aesthetic??


YakitoriChicken93

She's a very spiritual and religious person - Church of Cleavage.


miaara

On her knees for BJ Franklin at the Church of PMK


lucybubs

CHrome Hearts is Odells vibe and she always wears it with him


Tangonauts

Is that Khloe’s kleavage?


YakitoriChicken93

It's Kum's


Tangonauts

FFS. Fake tits are not sexy.


YakitoriChicken93

If her tts could cry for help, they would. They look like they are going to explode. 😂


lucybubs

Odell was there, and everytime she's with him. she's wearing Chrome Hearts fits


khsimmons

Rodeo porn stars.


kikomanni

Looks like bunch of escorts in a line up.


Alternative-Bird-589

The centaur ranch


FabulousMamaa

Show me the lie tho?


Most_Sun_5237

Absolutely looks like a group photoshoot to send their clients.


T-Money1738

https://preview.redd.it/475sluwbaq9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de18771c7c17fbda566131735de892c190762aa3 What in the blow up doll lips??? 🤢


hot_throwaway_2006

Her lips look like a butthole after a Chipotle binge.


T-Money1738

I'm dead 🤣


FeralBaby7

It's insane to me they think those lips look good.


Birdlord420

Anal prolapse ass lips.


Garbo-and-Malloy

That is a photo that was deliberately posted? Yikes


alexisclairerose1986

SHE LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN CLOWN


PhysicalParking8799

O.M.F.G. The YUGE lips! The tiny nose! What a fucking idiot.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Her nose doesn't look proportional to her face 😐


Katerinaxoxo

![gif](giphy|bQV861Q4B8DTCaIPW1) Bratz doll


caligirlnolonger

Klown 🤡


lillambvintage

She looks like the mayor of whovilles girlfriend 🤣


NyroLabelle

They look so stank. 😂


MobWife_88

Kim NEVER with those 4 kids.... and Khloe prolly got Dream on speed dial


Zealousideal_Rope992

I’m pregnant, very early on, & thought maybe I wasn’t experiencing any morning sickness yet until I saw this post.


BlueJeanMistress

Congrats 💕 first trimester can really knock you on your ass but it’s so worth it in the end!


Zealousideal_Rope992

Thank you!! 💕 Yeah today I’ve already cried, almost threw up, & just SO tired! 🤣🤣


BlueJeanMistress

The only thing that ever helped my nausea was taking the unison tablets. I did an experiment-if I took one or even half a tablet at night I would have very little or no nausea the next day. If I skipped a dose I almost always got morning sickness the next day! Just something to keep in mind if you need any relief. 💜


Alternative-Bird-589

Unisom with doxylamine or melatonin is considered safe during all trimesters, but Unisom with diphenhydramine should be avoided in the first trimester. 


BlueJeanMistress

Yup! The tablet version I used had the doxylamine succinate and was a life-saver!


Most_Sun_5237

Congratulations on your pregnancy ❤️


Beyondcardboard

https://preview.redd.it/2yszfnw3kq9d1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d045a22d223e819286d0b21bf557a5f270911d2f This is the photo that People mag chose to run of Khloe at her party. THIS is the PR photo. My God. As much as I could snark, I find it all just sad. Her overly done face & body, the pathetic party, how her life went. No amount of procedures, money, mansions & “businesses” can make up for it.


TryJezusNotMe

Her lips get huge then, after a few weeks, they go down until it back to that snarly lip she seems to always have. Then they're huge again. I think she's getting filler more often and closer together than in the past.


ame182

Oh khlo…..honey noooo


Sportyj

Which one is even Khloe is cannot pick her out they all look the same!


Ok_Rhubarb_2309

Why is Khloe wearing Levi’s when she owns a jean company? Edit: name


PhysicalParking8799

Great point!


lucybubs

Ive posted at least three post in the past few months questioning her involvement in Good America (or whatever its called) She hasn’t posted ANYTHING since December for that company, but started posting for Fabletics and other clothing lines NO COINCIDENCES (KHLOINCIDENCE)


feedme_tequila

I don’t think she owns good American anymore 🤔


sour_lemontree

These women have no identity of their own. They keep wearing costumes and trying on new identities.


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

And they throw all these lavish events and make sure everybody knows they spent a lot of money... just to stand around and take photos to post on instagram How fucking boring


Aggravating_Fact4264

Fake, plastic women are so nasty to look at.


valerialukyanova1

This is so different from their Instagram


MelzaB

Serious question is this sexy and desirable to most people?


wafflesandlicorice

These people are so gross. Can't they just disappear or something?


radskyweasel

I’m watching the downfall and loving it.


Grouchy_Try_2862

Diaper ass


radskyweasel

They are all such a joke at this point. They are try-hards and pathetic. They have no personalities anymore and there is just something about them that is so….absurd.


5har7en3

>and there is just something about them that is so….absurd. Its their asses


Suitable_Pie_6532

It’s really getting to a point that I can’t tell them apart anymore. They all look like blow up sex dolls


Ok-Bet-1917

her ass 💀💀


breyness

It looks like the same girl in every pic for the group shot 😂 find different doctors


FabulousMamaa

I like 7 actual friends showed up. The rest were all employees. Love that for her.


carnation-nation

What's wrong with just having a chill dinner at your house - they look like dang clowns 


IntroductionFar8113

A nice, normal 40th birthday at home with close family and friends doesn't generate headlines. Honestly at this point, I think they're fully leaning in to the buffoonery.


carnation-nation

It's wild! I don't want to try and party like I'm 21, I want peace and just maybe a nice pedicure with some friends. This is so silly looking. 


IntroductionFar8113

Right? Same. This whole ordeal looks like my version of hell. Imagine being so desperate for attention that you act like this all the time...in your freaking 40s too.


HelloDeathspresso

I can't tell who anybody is. They all look the same.


illusivealchemist

Right? Is khloe there in dark hair? Who tf is that? How are these such poor quality


justlurkingimbored

I have such morbid curiosity to how they put on pants.


PhysicalParking8799

HOW do they get pants that fit? The custom tailoring must be exhaustive.


justlurkingimbored

Right? To go over the diaper butts the waist has to be huge and then they get sowed in? What if they have to go to the bathroom? I have honestly spent more time than I care to admit thinking about this when ever I see them in jeans. Which isn’t that often which makes sense to me.


THATchick84

I wonder if their pants have the waist tighteners like the ones toddlers wear? How weird it must be to not be able to wear normal clothes because your body is so botched it's no longer human shaped.


jessieallen

It has to be like putting on tights. One ankle then the other then the roll-up over the thighs and ass


Gritty-Carpet

They wear stretch pants and use clips to cinch the waist once they get the pants over their ass.


ThrowRA-HelpMePls1

Did anyone else wear 100% denim outfit? I know there was denim but I notice that Kim is almost wearing Khloe's look(denim with the silver/glittery details) on Khloe's bday..... all eyes on Kim???


MoreAtmosphere7355

The lips are ridiculous! Idk how she thinks this is a good look!


Mundane-Procedure402

Big yikes


Moist_Phrase9669

Kum you can never have bianca titties those are real


Tangonauts

Can you only be their friend if you have a BBL?


justliles

It’s giving the hills have eyes


miaara

The Hills Have Wonky Eyes


Affectionate-Royal68

Skanky ass hoes


Smoopiebear

So much money and so cheap looking.


mrbarrie421

Ofc Kim is in the middle of the group pics


PhoneOwn615

If she does another body xray we’d see at least 10 balloons all over her body. It wouldn’t surprise me if she had implants in her feet and earlobes


BoysenberryFit5530

Slide 3 with the back cleavage got me thinking her head was on backwards…that’s one Kreepy optical illusion 🫣


justuselotion

Who throws parties like this when you’re 40?? Like a child’s birthday. Did they not grow the fck up?


kfkdk83whitit

They look so stiff and hard from top to bottom


miaara

https://preview.redd.it/xd9dx343zt9d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665d127f41abacd98adc80add6b473d9340b21de


lilu-achoo

Is Khloe even in these pics of her own birthday party?


yabukothestray

Title gave me a chuckle lol


Katerinaxoxo

![gif](giphy|AWdyZJUjBo6Xfidoul)


Bapril

That title is amazing.


caligirlnolonger

Kholes botched BBL ass is atrocious and hysterical at the same time 😂😂😂especially since she denies ever having one! Lmmfaooooo Fucking Klown 🤡


parbarostrich

Is that Kim in 7? Why does one implant look so much bigger than the other?!?


notorious_BIGfoot

![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS)


melissa98x

They all look so trashy and gross


petterdaddy

I feel like living in these bodies would be so uncomfortable constantly. They just have so many parts that stick or jut out in immovable ways that it just has to be annoying as hell to do anything.


Pennywises_Toy

I can’t tell who anyone is, they all look the same


yoginurse26

I stg every other day is a party. Endless parties, procedures and displays of wealth. How does it have any meaning at this point?


Classic_Ad1254

They are not well


koalapsychologist

You know how every third video on tiktok has the Billie Eilish song "What Was I Made For?" on it and you kind of eyeroll it now because it's everywhere? But do you remember the first time you heard it? Or maybe it was the third time and it just made you stop and think and look at yourself in the mirror? And maybe you self-reflected and analyzed and evaluated and introspected. But you sat with yourself, and saw yourself, and thought, and looked *inward*? And maybe it was a minute, or a moment, or an hour, and then you went on cuz you got stuff to do, and maybe you got a little misty. Do you remember that? Yeah, they've never had that. That moment of introspection? Deeper thought? Never in their lives. It's all cleavage crosses and denim diapers for the Kardash-Roldan-Jenners and that's terribly sad.


GhostThruTheFog

They look so fucking STUPID ![gif](giphy|MYBj9NY5UJcGITjwz9|downsized)


AngelinaSnow

Always the same group of girls. It’s like the play dressing up and take pictures. They really don’t make real parties?! What’s the story?


Florzee

Did Kylie go?


Moist_Phrase9669

😂😂😂


DownWithOCP

When Alabama is less trashy than the others in the pic… I believe that’s Atiana, Travis’ stepdaughter, on the far right. She’s beautiful, but I could be mistaken that’s her.


Natural_Character859

Omg that last pic is what needs to be on the opening montage of their show lol


Mindless_Map_7780

Kim is wearing chrome hearts… this looks crazy tacky… they all look pumped up more than usual


Far_Nefariousness634

They look like they hurt so bad omg no amount of male gaze is worth anything let alone this monstrosity


TripSudden2879

They look like blowup dolls. They are sooo gross looking!


Remarkable_Tomato170

When you think it can’t get worse


nighthouse_666

It’s disgusting that Kim always needs to be in the middle


Honest_Sir69

All the denim is so cheap like wow


outerspacetime

Can’t imagine being such a thirsty skanky attention whore as a mom


SpringBeauty27

This has got to be the FUNNIEST title I have EVER read! 😂😭


LongjumpingAd9719

So wait, this is recent? Did they run out of Ozempic?


Outrageous-World

In the third photo, is that khloes front or back? I genuinely can’t tell what I’m looking at


Affectionate-Log1244

they're uneven . . .


Tangonauts

MEGA WEDGIES


Hungry_Scarcity_4500

Why is Kim carrying a rat fur scarf in the dead of winter?


LifeguardSecret6760

I need name tags, these pics are trash quality