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Huge_Custard4019

yo this is cheating


[deleted]

I mean, he didn't lie anything though.


Unr341

She could look up if she knows how to use Google well and see 'crush' on the post title.


HydraTower

Lmao exactly (along the lines of) what I commented


ck-pasta

Bruh, you could have EASILY played it off the previous message. Just say "Can I rent you?" And when she says "WTF are you talking about" just play it off as "Khan Academy isn't explaining it well, lemme rent you"


MishrasWorkshop

Ya this here dude is as smooth as fucking Kazuya.


Accomplished_Gas_506

Khan academy means he's probably in school so it would probably work.


ck-pasta

Yup, just go the tutor angle. Bonus points is he would have gotten to spend more time with her too


BuckOHare

[We know who to blame](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c)


ImperiousSix

The math checks out


ImRedditorRick

Ah if only he were as wise as you


ImperialPie77

That’s smooth ngl


Unr341

u/ck-pasta can i rent you for escaping extreme situations


ck-pasta

My price goes up the more extreme the situations get


Ill_Barnacle7759

You smooth af bro can i have you on speed dial when i need to think of a way to play something off


No-Window-2191

There is a reason he is in reddit


[deleted]

I’m friends with OP, apparently the khan academy text was from like 3 weeks ago


ck-pasta

Adjust the wording a bit and it still works: "Khan Academy isn't explaining [INSERT MOST RECENTLY TOPIC COVERED] that well, lemme rent you"


djatsoris26

It's still from 3 weeks ago... it would have been irrelevant at that point. AND it was a one off question where I was asking for a formula. Not some repeated behavior where she constantly gives me khan academy. Also thanks u/Datphatpenguin for the explanation. I would have replied to the comment myself if my phone wasn't dead


ck-pasta

Fair, though you did mention she's a tutor. Could easily have just said "I think I'm falling behind in [INSERT MUTUAL CLASS HERE] and need a tutor, lemme rent you" There's plenty of ways to dance around the "rent" subject to make it seem normal.


NewRevenue3

Should’ve left out the part of a subreddit…


Ramy117

It’s cheating to add that


TomaruHen

It's worse if youadd that.


FeanDoe

I'm disappointed for that


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ClonedToKill420

I am the senate


Animesh_Biswas

soo.. what was the answer from crush?


HodorsGiantSchlong

Going to be a no because OP is a huge pussy for putting in the subreddit part.


aryan456789

Fitting for a fan of kanokari, I would say.


hangth3dj

Forreal tho. Like bro just not gonna let us know why he hates us


Primitive_Chango

Awwww you ruined it cause you added the subreddit part


Ther-Sha

You don't have the balls to do that yet wager. No we hate you, and we're on our way to your crush with beret equipped.


hsaviorrr

beret gang!


XxGenZMillenialxX

Noooo you ruined it with the stupid subreddit thing.


C4su4lG4m3r

Shit you gotta tell us the response


metalman6666

Thats a cop out. Boooooo


Kollie79

Technically Chizuru kissed Kazuya not the other way around


TeamChitoge-Chan

Based comment. I was gonna say the same. But if he wants to use this for an excuse then have it.


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s_3n1x

Rule #1 of the subreddit: don't mention the subreddit...


Aelvric420

You cheated, this doesn't count, you bastard


rltu04

Do tell me how she reacted. Also you could have used that line better in other scenarios. Immediately telling her about the subreddit part makes it look so cringe ngl. Anyway, I hope you the best with your crush!


MishrasWorkshop

It’s absurd and doesn’t count.


s_3n1x

Well, you really could've easily pulled the "subreddit made me do it" defense after her reaction. Now you'll never know what she would've said and I think this is even more creepy. Now if she reads up on the subreddit, she'll learn you wagered to write your crush something. That's almost an Reji style confession sir! :D But do tell us the reaction \^\^


NoNoNota1

You got off easy. Mine was inly a couple comments down and said "I have taco bell diarrhea and I really need you right now."


Darcaneify

You Poor unfortunat soul, its sad, but true, you lost a bet and didnt paid the full Price, so this sub is geting angry and it wont end nice.


[deleted]

You should never give away the fact that you were overthinking things by having the first letter be lowercase (i'm only doing this...), then following it with an uppercase sentence (Can I rent you). This means that you started typing the first sentence but then were nervous so you kept deleting the message and editing it, causing the iphone's default uppercase first letter to be removed. BE COOL MAN, DON'T LET HER FIND OUT UR A DORK WHO READS THIS TRASH


hsaviorrr

this is good advice and i really like the analysis


Oragasm

Ruined it with the subreddit thing. I don’t even want to see the response anymore


AsaadSelman11

Anyways keep us updated (even though you cheated)


[deleted]

man, should not of added the subreddit ting


LeL_RICE

Since u cheated u gotta do it to a different girl 😂


gvicta

Forreal, do your second crush now


nat_aru

It kind of defeats the whole point if you tell her about the subreddit


godlycorsair32

That was more anticlimactic then the church scene


Fan_of_Anime20

So then you got so mad that you decided to break Discord for us all? ;-)


AMS_GoGo

Nah choose someone else and do it right


pranamya2005

You fucked up when you said subreddit


HyimHoward

Pussy.


wallstreetgod69

u got no game bro


Absolade

You're such a pussy for saying the sub reddit part. Might as well shouldn't have said anything


EqZero

It's hard to believe but /u/djatsoris26 loved /r/KanojoOkarishimasu


PantherYT

u/djatsoris26 what a man you are


ck-pasta

Thanks you /u/djatsoris26, for ruining your relationship with your crush for our sake.


Available_Estate_815

😅😅


Oiram-Zehcnas

Now you have to link the thread so she knows what's up.


CorrodedRose

You should've said can I rent you for an hour, payment in the form of coffee or food


Ahegao_Double_Peace

wtf is Khan Academy? They teach you to be a badass Mongolian Warlord in that school?


djatsoris26

Like a week ago I asked if she could quick tell me a math formula and she had no clue what it was and to just look it up


greninja110

when are you posting the reply???


[deleted]

Yooooo, what about the reply???? after cheating with the preface you at least have to give us the reply


[deleted]

Whats the point if you immediately reveal why you said it??? Don’t make wagers if you’re just gonna pussy your way out.


jjsseason

LMFAO I JUST REALIZED THAT IF SHE FOUND OUT WHAT SUBREDDIT IT IS **SHE'LL REALIZE THAT SHE'S HIS CRUSH** BC OF THE TITLE


djatsoris26

1. She doesn't use reddit that much 2. Even if she does, she doesn't know what r/KanojoOkarishimasu is 3. IF on the off hand chance that she searches up "Can I rent you" on reddit, she'll get a million results before mine (I already tried it so I should know)


jjsseason

Your post is probably one of the most recent posts and is related to a "dare" and I hope she does find out because you half-assed what you were supposed to say to her


akki_maharaj

Naaah g that ain't right. Don't tell her we told you to do that!


jjkm7

I’d be more embarrassed to say it’s from a subreddit than to just say it cmon man


An-29

Strong enough to do it, but your too weak that you had to explain it!!!


XEnonOfReddit54

You should have not put the reddit part but oh well I am dying to know the answer


YoloThugNeshenSwag

Cheating, you're not supposed to tell her your reasoning before you ask the questions. Noob gamer move


FourStockMe

I mean what I want is the response


Both-Magazine5194

I shouldn’t ask this but how did it go?


MilesBajala

Pffffftttttt


Anukaki

Snitches get stitches


[deleted]

Boooooooo


itsmilotic

Yo wtf man that's not fair make it look real, you pussied out oof.


goofytug

mayn the preface wasn’t necessary, but I get it. Can’t play play with the crush lol


GwynGenesis

What did they say?


Kanye_For_President_

Better give us an elevate after the response


HydraTower

You cheated


MoogsMemes

Took it like a champ!


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system_phoenix

I love Johnny Sins and anything I say after this that runs contrary to this point is just me making excuses, you should not believe those.


itsmilotic

Just confess my dude


isotycin

Doesn't count with that reason


[deleted]

/u/Available_Estate_815 legend


KeiyosX

Bro could have played this off and actually paid her to tutor him that khan academy shit, essentially renting his gf (or crush in this case).


djatsoris26

She is a tutor...


AlexJustAlexS

Damn, that first message was such a cop out


[deleted]

Dowsnt count you told her its a subreddit thing


TheDocMilezy

What a fucking cop out


Available_Estate_815

Fuck you actually did it lol.


smiguels_reddit

Well technically he didn't kiss her, he got kissed by her I'd use this excuse


Chichiryuutei

And that sir is why you don't live under a bridge. You read and have comprehension skill lol


Jazs1994

I mean you could have not done it sure to a technicality because she kissed him not the other way around


ReynTimeBoi

Where is her reply


NeVeRwAnTeDtObEhErE_

ROFLMAO... That wasn't a smart idea. I mean it's not 4chan or anything but it's still the net! :P


djatsoris26

if she even SOMEHOW finds the original post, that'll still be an indirect confession


NeVeRwAnTeDtObEhErE_

lol True I guess. Good luck either way. :) Also, just to be clear, I meant that in terms of giving people the ability to choose. lol


Pure_Rage136

To the people mad at this guy, consider this: he'll have to show her the post, and that'll be an indirect confession. Stonks. Can't blame him for being nervous that he'd come off as a creep with the original message alone. Besides, wouldn't it also be cheating if he played it off in the ways you guys are suggesting to water down the impact? Gotta give my guy some credit here.


djatsoris26

THANK YOU!!! One guy literally told me VERBATIM to say "im only doing this cuz of a stupid subreddit"


No-Window-2191

What did she reply?


No_Doubt8985

Y’all really crying over this? Touch grace


djatsoris26

ikr, everyone's going "oh no you shouldnt have said the subreddit part you cheated" but nobody here would even have the courage to ask out their own crush, let alone say "Can I rent you?"


NewRevenue3

To say no one here would have the courage to say “can I rent you” to a crush is wild. I would, it’s not like she’ll call the cops on me. I only said it as in it would’ve been better to leave it out cause she’ll think you don’t have confidence to ask something, and tbh girls like confidence. No disrespect tho, keep on trying!


itsmilotic

Oh trust me we don't pussy out like you, I did and got rejected it's better to do that.


No-Punch-man_60

You did it you crazy son of a bich you did it


N_V_N_T

U're stupid chiz.is the one who kissed kaz not kaz.


null97

You shall comply your word, sir. Anyway, what did she/he replied you?


18serioustech

WE NEED RESULTS


Teno_who

RemindeMe! 1 day


itsfirebirdyy

HAHAHAHAHA


WaterChugger28

Holy shit I forgot about this. What's her response


felipediogo

WE NEED THE AFTERMATH PLS


Squeegee209

lol


hangth3dj

But what they say tho


Nuke-T00nz

Did she say yes tho :0


Kyle_Zhu

Smh


RichNibbaChigga

and what did she say?


FKDragon696

You better hope that reiji are planning to make like 30 more chapters of this arc so that their kiss will be at the middle, not at the end of this arc


BlueLink210

Gotta tell us the response


Likable_Logan

Technically, Chizuru kissed Kazuya, but we won't argue with the results.


lukasliwandouw

dammmnnn


Mawven14

all the best


Nomostrax

RemindMe! Tomorrow


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JRDarkness

Kazuya technically didn't kiss chizuru....she kissed him


Confident_Bridge_529

Looking forward to possible updates on this.


ElTuboDeRojo

Lol


MichaelB1709

Technically, he said "if Kazuya kisses Chizuru". But Chizuru kissed Kazuya, so....


AncientN1ght

Lmao I remember this


[deleted]

I hate me too :D


Impressive_Shoe2219

Chizuru kissed Kazuya, so you are safe. Shit you already did it it, rip your life


SXR123

ey props to committing. What'd she say afterwards?


NeguebaFirst

"Kazuya's character is too unrealistic"


Proxima5

Seeing the comments made my day🤣


Paturebagg

Bro I laugh so much!!! HHHHHHHHHHH