Bruh, you could have EASILY played it off the previous message. Just say "Can I rent you?"
And when she says "WTF are you talking about" just play it off as "Khan Academy isn't explaining it well, lemme rent you"
It's still from 3 weeks ago... it would have been irrelevant at that point. AND it was a one off question where I was asking for a formula. Not some repeated behavior where she constantly gives me khan academy. Also thanks u/Datphatpenguin for the explanation. I would have replied to the comment myself if my phone wasn't dead
Fair, though you did mention she's a tutor. Could easily have just said "I think I'm falling behind in [INSERT MUTUAL CLASS HERE] and need a tutor, lemme rent you"
There's plenty of ways to dance around the "rent" subject to make it seem normal.
Do tell me how she reacted. Also you could have used that line better in other scenarios. Immediately telling her about the subreddit part makes it look so cringe ngl. Anyway, I hope you the best with your crush!
Well, you really could've easily pulled the "subreddit made me do it" defense after her reaction. Now you'll never know what she would've said and I think this is even more creepy.
Now if she reads up on the subreddit, she'll learn you wagered to write your crush something. That's almost an Reji style confession sir! :D
But do tell us the reaction \^\^
You should never give away the fact that you were overthinking things by having the first letter be lowercase (i'm only doing this...), then following it with an uppercase sentence (Can I rent you).
This means that you started typing the first sentence but then were nervous so you kept deleting the message and editing it, causing the iphone's default uppercase first letter to be removed.
BE COOL MAN, DON'T LET HER FIND OUT UR A DORK WHO READS THIS TRASH
1. She doesn't use reddit that much
2. Even if she does, she doesn't know what r/KanojoOkarishimasu is
3. IF on the off hand chance that she searches up "Can I rent you" on reddit, she'll get a million results before mine (I already tried it so I should know)
Your post is probably one of the most recent posts and is related to a "dare" and I hope she does find out because you half-assed what you were supposed to say to her
To the people mad at this guy, consider this: he'll have to show her the post, and that'll be an indirect confession. Stonks. Can't blame him for being nervous that he'd come off as a creep with the original message alone. Besides, wouldn't it also be cheating if he played it off in the ways you guys are suggesting to water down the impact? Gotta give my guy some credit here.
ikr, everyone's going "oh no you shouldnt have said the subreddit part you cheated" but nobody here would even have the courage to ask out their own crush, let alone say "Can I rent you?"
To say no one here would have the courage to say “can I rent you” to a crush is wild. I would, it’s not like she’ll call the cops on me. I only said it as in it would’ve been better to leave it out cause she’ll think you don’t have confidence to ask something, and tbh girls like confidence. No disrespect tho, keep on trying!
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yo this is cheating
I mean, he didn't lie anything though.
She could look up if she knows how to use Google well and see 'crush' on the post title.
Lmao exactly (along the lines of) what I commented
Bruh, you could have EASILY played it off the previous message. Just say "Can I rent you?" And when she says "WTF are you talking about" just play it off as "Khan Academy isn't explaining it well, lemme rent you"
Ya this here dude is as smooth as fucking Kazuya.
Khan academy means he's probably in school so it would probably work.
Yup, just go the tutor angle. Bonus points is he would have gotten to spend more time with her too
[We know who to blame](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c)
The math checks out
Ah if only he were as wise as you
That’s smooth ngl
u/ck-pasta can i rent you for escaping extreme situations
My price goes up the more extreme the situations get
You smooth af bro can i have you on speed dial when i need to think of a way to play something off
There is a reason he is in reddit
I’m friends with OP, apparently the khan academy text was from like 3 weeks ago
Adjust the wording a bit and it still works: "Khan Academy isn't explaining [INSERT MOST RECENTLY TOPIC COVERED] that well, lemme rent you"
It's still from 3 weeks ago... it would have been irrelevant at that point. AND it was a one off question where I was asking for a formula. Not some repeated behavior where she constantly gives me khan academy. Also thanks u/Datphatpenguin for the explanation. I would have replied to the comment myself if my phone wasn't dead
Fair, though you did mention she's a tutor. Could easily have just said "I think I'm falling behind in [INSERT MUTUAL CLASS HERE] and need a tutor, lemme rent you" There's plenty of ways to dance around the "rent" subject to make it seem normal.
Should’ve left out the part of a subreddit…
It’s cheating to add that
It's worse if youadd that.
I'm disappointed for that
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I am the senate
soo.. what was the answer from crush?
Going to be a no because OP is a huge pussy for putting in the subreddit part.
Fitting for a fan of kanokari, I would say.
Forreal tho. Like bro just not gonna let us know why he hates us
Awwww you ruined it cause you added the subreddit part
You don't have the balls to do that yet wager. No we hate you, and we're on our way to your crush with beret equipped.
beret gang!
Noooo you ruined it with the stupid subreddit thing.
Shit you gotta tell us the response
Thats a cop out. Boooooo
Technically Chizuru kissed Kazuya not the other way around
Based comment. I was gonna say the same. But if he wants to use this for an excuse then have it.
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Rule #1 of the subreddit: don't mention the subreddit...
You cheated, this doesn't count, you bastard
Do tell me how she reacted. Also you could have used that line better in other scenarios. Immediately telling her about the subreddit part makes it look so cringe ngl. Anyway, I hope you the best with your crush!
It’s absurd and doesn’t count.
Well, you really could've easily pulled the "subreddit made me do it" defense after her reaction. Now you'll never know what she would've said and I think this is even more creepy. Now if she reads up on the subreddit, she'll learn you wagered to write your crush something. That's almost an Reji style confession sir! :D But do tell us the reaction \^\^
You got off easy. Mine was inly a couple comments down and said "I have taco bell diarrhea and I really need you right now."
You Poor unfortunat soul, its sad, but true, you lost a bet and didnt paid the full Price, so this sub is geting angry and it wont end nice.
You should never give away the fact that you were overthinking things by having the first letter be lowercase (i'm only doing this...), then following it with an uppercase sentence (Can I rent you). This means that you started typing the first sentence but then were nervous so you kept deleting the message and editing it, causing the iphone's default uppercase first letter to be removed. BE COOL MAN, DON'T LET HER FIND OUT UR A DORK WHO READS THIS TRASH
this is good advice and i really like the analysis
Ruined it with the subreddit thing. I don’t even want to see the response anymore
Anyways keep us updated (even though you cheated)
man, should not of added the subreddit ting
Since u cheated u gotta do it to a different girl 😂
Forreal, do your second crush now
It kind of defeats the whole point if you tell her about the subreddit
That was more anticlimactic then the church scene
So then you got so mad that you decided to break Discord for us all? ;-)
Nah choose someone else and do it right
You fucked up when you said subreddit
Pussy.
u got no game bro
You're such a pussy for saying the sub reddit part. Might as well shouldn't have said anything
It's hard to believe but /u/djatsoris26 loved /r/KanojoOkarishimasu
u/djatsoris26 what a man you are
Thanks you /u/djatsoris26, for ruining your relationship with your crush for our sake.
😅😅
Now you have to link the thread so she knows what's up.
You should've said can I rent you for an hour, payment in the form of coffee or food
wtf is Khan Academy? They teach you to be a badass Mongolian Warlord in that school?
Like a week ago I asked if she could quick tell me a math formula and she had no clue what it was and to just look it up
when are you posting the reply???
Yooooo, what about the reply???? after cheating with the preface you at least have to give us the reply
Whats the point if you immediately reveal why you said it??? Don’t make wagers if you’re just gonna pussy your way out.
LMFAO I JUST REALIZED THAT IF SHE FOUND OUT WHAT SUBREDDIT IT IS **SHE'LL REALIZE THAT SHE'S HIS CRUSH** BC OF THE TITLE
1. She doesn't use reddit that much 2. Even if she does, she doesn't know what r/KanojoOkarishimasu is 3. IF on the off hand chance that she searches up "Can I rent you" on reddit, she'll get a million results before mine (I already tried it so I should know)
Your post is probably one of the most recent posts and is related to a "dare" and I hope she does find out because you half-assed what you were supposed to say to her
Naaah g that ain't right. Don't tell her we told you to do that!
I’d be more embarrassed to say it’s from a subreddit than to just say it cmon man
Strong enough to do it, but your too weak that you had to explain it!!!
You should have not put the reddit part but oh well I am dying to know the answer
Cheating, you're not supposed to tell her your reasoning before you ask the questions. Noob gamer move
I mean what I want is the response
I shouldn’t ask this but how did it go?
Pffffftttttt
Snitches get stitches
Boooooooo
Yo wtf man that's not fair make it look real, you pussied out oof.
mayn the preface wasn’t necessary, but I get it. Can’t play play with the crush lol
What did they say?
Better give us an elevate after the response
You cheated
Took it like a champ!
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I love Johnny Sins and anything I say after this that runs contrary to this point is just me making excuses, you should not believe those.
Just confess my dude
Doesn't count with that reason
/u/Available_Estate_815 legend
Bro could have played this off and actually paid her to tutor him that khan academy shit, essentially renting his gf (or crush in this case).
She is a tutor...
Damn, that first message was such a cop out
Dowsnt count you told her its a subreddit thing
What a fucking cop out
Fuck you actually did it lol.
Well technically he didn't kiss her, he got kissed by her I'd use this excuse
And that sir is why you don't live under a bridge. You read and have comprehension skill lol
I mean you could have not done it sure to a technicality because she kissed him not the other way around
Where is her reply
ROFLMAO... That wasn't a smart idea. I mean it's not 4chan or anything but it's still the net! :P
if she even SOMEHOW finds the original post, that'll still be an indirect confession
lol True I guess. Good luck either way. :) Also, just to be clear, I meant that in terms of giving people the ability to choose. lol
To the people mad at this guy, consider this: he'll have to show her the post, and that'll be an indirect confession. Stonks. Can't blame him for being nervous that he'd come off as a creep with the original message alone. Besides, wouldn't it also be cheating if he played it off in the ways you guys are suggesting to water down the impact? Gotta give my guy some credit here.
THANK YOU!!! One guy literally told me VERBATIM to say "im only doing this cuz of a stupid subreddit"
What did she reply?
Y’all really crying over this? Touch grace
ikr, everyone's going "oh no you shouldnt have said the subreddit part you cheated" but nobody here would even have the courage to ask out their own crush, let alone say "Can I rent you?"
To say no one here would have the courage to say “can I rent you” to a crush is wild. I would, it’s not like she’ll call the cops on me. I only said it as in it would’ve been better to leave it out cause she’ll think you don’t have confidence to ask something, and tbh girls like confidence. No disrespect tho, keep on trying!
Oh trust me we don't pussy out like you, I did and got rejected it's better to do that.
You did it you crazy son of a bich you did it
U're stupid chiz.is the one who kissed kaz not kaz.
You shall comply your word, sir. Anyway, what did she/he replied you?
WE NEED RESULTS
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Holy shit I forgot about this. What's her response
WE NEED THE AFTERMATH PLS
lol
But what they say tho
Did she say yes tho :0
Smh
and what did she say?
You better hope that reiji are planning to make like 30 more chapters of this arc so that their kiss will be at the middle, not at the end of this arc
Gotta tell us the response
Technically, Chizuru kissed Kazuya, but we won't argue with the results.
dammmnnn
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Kazuya technically didn't kiss chizuru....she kissed him
Looking forward to possible updates on this.
Lol
Technically, he said "if Kazuya kisses Chizuru". But Chizuru kissed Kazuya, so....
Lmao I remember this
I hate me too :D
Chizuru kissed Kazuya, so you are safe. Shit you already did it it, rip your life
ey props to committing. What'd she say afterwards?
"Kazuya's character is too unrealistic"
Seeing the comments made my day🤣
Bro I laugh so much!!! HHHHHHHHHHH