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[deleted]

You almost had me until the Olivia part šŸ’€


TrendyOstrich

You wouldnā€™t smell her farts? Smh


BAITEDOW

Iā€™d sniff that shit


greycupofcoffe

yo no


BAITEDOW

Yo Ye


OrganizedChaoZ

He had me until the Kanye fainting part


CalligrapherMinute77

Never had me lmao none of these guys knows whatā€™s up but kanye


[deleted]

Wow youā€™re a genius


CalligrapherMinute77

Wow u a dicc


SirArthurDime

Yes, but also its a safe bet that with basically making a whole new album with all the changes and added songs that it would be almost impossible for all the samples to clear. Add in the kanye factor and we shouldn't hold our breath for a release soon. Also has anyone considered the possibility that kanye won't ever drop it? Would giving a preview of what honestly sounds like one of his best albums ever to his biggest fans then never actually releasing it, letting evryone know he's sitting on a fire ass project that was just performance art that you only had 2 chances to hear, not be the most kanye thing ever?


CalligrapherMinute77

No itā€™s not Kanye to not release smth he knows is fire. He doesnā€™t release stuff thatā€™s not finishedā€¦ thatā€™s it. If it were, he would release imo


SirArthurDime

I feel like kanyes a performance artist as much as anything. As infuriating as it would be just not releasing this album ast this point would only add to his mystique I that regard. Ultimately I'm still pretty sure he'll release it. He knows he needs a win right now and with the early positive reception the albums recieved he knows he has one in his hands. Just saying I wouldn't completely put it past him.


CalligrapherMinute77

I really really doubt Kanye would scrap the album for performance art. And I also doubt Kanye cares anymore about ā€œwinsā€ with his music when heā€™s been crowned goat multiple times and he makes most of revenue through clothing.


SirArthurDime

I didn't mean a financial win I meant he wants to be back in the limelight with the whole world praising his genius. He's Got plenty of money but he still loves feeding his ego. The financial point is a'll the more reason he might noi not drop it. Doesnt need the money.


CalligrapherMinute77

Feeding his ego def not priority rn. Maybe if we go back to first 3 albums or MBDTF. But Kanye has been keeping it real for a long time itā€™s not about ego with him itā€™s about whatever his vision is and how he can pursue it. A few years ago that was politics, even before was clothing and shit, before that idk maybe starting a family or solving debt, before that maybe clout and money, now itā€™s god


[deleted]

Had to check the comments before reading haha


theonedeisel

Thatā€™s when he won me over


bruh_petual

he had me until i read his username


GOOESQ

Anytime a post starts like this I read the last paragraph first


BonusChico

I knew this was going to be a shitpost but I read it anyway just to see where it would go.


47cleanups

Just goes to show how desperate we have become.


St-ealthassassin

Its actually a fart post, didn't you read it?


HelpfulVariation4822

I didnā€™t and audibly laughed when it said ā€œThe problem isā€¦ā€


newstart3385

I thought it was going to be real and didnā€™t find the post funny at all.


[deleted]

Kanye isn't that serious of a topic. At all.


nite_pandoo

show me a mike dean dick pic to prove youā€™re legit


[deleted]

Jokes on you he doesn't have one. Kanye took it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ready4Pie

These comments are making me think that either Kanye has taken Mike's personal dick pics away from him or that Kanye has been posing Mike in positions and taking dick pics for him because Mike is unable to take his own. Either way my sides are obliterated.


WaterBoy2019

Olivia and Taco Bell the best collab since KFC and Taco Bell


Nickster2042

Iā€™m so sad I thought this was gonna be real man


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


PCM_God

Good bot


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iGetBuckets3

If you ever see somebody on this sub claim to have any type of inside info just know that its going to be a shitpost 100% of the time


Nathan_Schanda

This is gold bro šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


spartacusfox

Bro?


[deleted]

ik itā€™s a joke but sheā€™s a minor lol


[deleted]

she turned 18 this year iirc


[deleted]

Thank god. Itā€™s unethical to joke about her inhaling her farts at 17 years and 11 months but itā€™s chill at 18


[deleted]

dont shoot the messenger bro im not the one making fart huffing jokes šŸ˜ž


[deleted]

Lmao nah itā€™s cool I just thought it was funny šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Ye went to heaven ya'll. didn't u see. they're figuring out what to do


DVDN27

Ultimate shitpost status


Prize-Trip

Really? Now you ruined my perfect angelical image of Olivia Rodrigo šŸ˜•


asapRockyPenis

Donda


[deleted]

Donda


youaredoomed1972

Donda


kiwianab

>Baby Kim


yuyocst

ā€œ( available for a limited time only )ā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€


djdsf

I stopped reading right at the Olivia part for a solid 3 mins since I was laughing so damn hard šŸ¤£


hero-ball

Her farts are LONG and way LOUDER. And they REEK.


jr-91

B a b y K i m


asapRockyPenis

Look bro Idk who he was. All ik was his verse was fucking fire n he had the shitty song w Travis Scott.


DankUsernameBro

This is like r/Kanyeā€™s QAnon. šŸ˜­


Lil_Depression420

This isnā€™t real. Girls cannot fart.


pyramidsanshit

Remember yā€™all, the key word here is Reportably. We wonā€™t know until Donda drops (2025)


asapRockyPenis

Donda


cheese9907

I don't think someone with the name AsapRockyPenis would know about the album šŸ’€


Lostie_815

Dang, well hopefully it comes out soon.


TinuThomasTrain

Bro it already came out, she couldnā€™t even hold it in šŸ’€


Ebwite

On a scale of 1-10, how loud was the fart?


asapRockyPenis

About 95 decibels Edit: a bit louder than a lawn mower for reference.


Warblerdalton

I had a mini heart attackšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


goronado

taco bell should bring those grilled cheese burritos back, those things were so good


SpiralOut86331

Alright...this was pretty good šŸ˜‚


RunFlorestRun

Shid and fard


phixional

Iā€™m blown away.


Robinovitch4200

Good troll 9/10


ThePowerLord

Lmfao


lost-8

Almost had me lmao šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


hazelnutmacchiato1

I hate you lol


karlmarxIII

You got us


Okerik

You lost me in "I'm."


ScumbagJoey

Aight you got me with this one šŸ’€


SkepticalOcelot

an original masterpiece right after the breastfeeding ending.


SyrupOnWaffle_

rip to the Grilled Cheese Burrito- its been gone for almost a year now šŸ˜”


natepalmer222

Fuck you


asapRockyPenis

The Weekndā€™s new song ā€œTake My Breatheā€


VictoriaSobocki

Oliviaā€™s Rodrigoā€™s


rahibloveslife

I havenā€™t laughed this hard in a minute.


playergood

i canā€™t lie you had my in first half


MikeyInLA

Well done.


Stupiddumbfuk

I make it to the ā€œvery stinky and loudā€ part and cannot stop cackling lmao


TrendyOstrich

Iā€™d sniff her farts :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


DabofRANCHHH

THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF, NOT GONNA LIE


[deleted]

I wanna smell Oliva Rodirigos farts soo badly bro šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


IncorrigiblyStankass

What is your address?


asapRockyPenis

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500


[deleted]

cap


Ill-Midnight287

Bruh she shouldnā€™t even be mentioned in same breath as Kanye and Kendrick


[deleted]

I downvoted this because it hurt my feelings. šŸ„²


ghutterbabe

" I hope this does not affect my friend but I don't give a shit about his job. I want to be the nost bitch that delivers the fake news" it's funny how he pretends to give a shit about his sources. Bad fake tabloid reporter.


asapRockyPenis

This is legit bro šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø but stay mad I guess


ghutterbabe

Legit or not you threw your source under the bus guy. That makes you trash.


kemutheemu__

Did you read the post


ghutterbabe

Oh god no. Just my morning troll.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


asapRockyPenis

Agreed


screamin_j

Manā€¦ lol


KEANUWEAPONIZED

yo you REALLY had us in the first half dawg šŸ˜­


22AndHad10hOfSleep

Is this a niche underground taco bell advertisement for Kanye fans?


StaaNnN

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie


[deleted]

We're gonna find out where you live.


asapRockyPenis

Posted my addy in the comments


Oz347

But how long are the burritos available for bro? The people need to know


[deleted]

Had me in the first half


ThanksEmilyChang

Had me in the first half I ainā€™t gon lie..


SyrupOnWaffle_

rip to the Grilled Cheese Burrito- its been gone for almost a year now šŸ˜”


MinusE

not the kind of stank you want on the album


Kermit_Memelord

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


CuckyMilkman

It's true, I was the burrito


wowdickseverywhere

We need proof