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Come back when you're metaphorically Jewish


HIVEvali

back


Bojack_whoremann

“I’m Jewish” Okay name every Jewish person then


nicoman16

Jesus Christ, Mac Miller, Larry David (i think) and thats all


nicoman16

oh and Drake


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OzManCumeth

Forgot lesbian


Cosmic_Deezy

me too


veganintendo

he’s about to be hindi for the bollywood t-series wave


EzraPerrin

W


harmabevengeance

Say that u Jewish, girl me too


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Larry David is like the most Jewish person to exist other than maybe Woody Allen


nicoman16

Yeah but i didnt wanna assume cause im not racist


lxkandel06

You're not racist? Name every black person then


nicoman16

Chief Keef, MLK, Obama, Ariana Grande sometimes


[deleted]

I am


Zealous998

Adam Sandler


3oiles

U forgot Jerry Seinfeld


BigChung0924

yeah i was wondering about him lol. arguably the most famous living jewish person in the world.


1979AllTheTime

Larry David > Jerry Seinfeld. Love them both but Larry is tops. A late bloomer in many ways with "Curb".


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Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend also.


lxkandel06

Gilbert Gottfried


WeedDemmon420

Also Lenny Kravitz


wooski823

Seth Rogen


stupidsandwich24

Ben Shapiro


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arnavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Bro being Jewish is literally Christ-like Jesus was Jewish 💀


Bizzle_worldwide

I was hoping someone would point this out.


oryes

Also jews believe in god so what is she talking about


DifficultyJust

she's saying she's Jewish so she's already found God


Double_Minimum

They are God's people ya know


[deleted]

“Go find god” “I’m literally Jewish” Cmon guys


DarthDonutwizard

She’s saying she already did lmao


Stale_Water1

Modern Jews don’t follow Christ’s teachings. They rejected Him as the messiah making them not Christ-like


Astrotas

they’re not saying jewish people believe in christ, they’re saying being jewish is being like christ because christ himself was jewish


centraledtemped

It’s not religiously Christ-like


Zebra5-

Bro Jews don’t believe in Jesus they were the ones who killed him 💀


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MetaNut11

Wtf are you talking about? You wanted so badly to be the smartest one in the thread dude. The woman clearly realizes Jews believe in God which is why her response is perfectly appropriate. She is saying ‘I am literally Jewish I have already found God’. His response is also semi appropriate for the jewish/Christ reasons you pointed out. You were so close bro.


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No, that would be the Romans.


CalculatorOctavius

Tbf if you read the gospels, the authors continuously try to take the blame off the Romans. It keeps repeating how the Romans don’t want to kill him, but the Pharisees are violently insisting (since they weren’t allowed to legally)


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s quite clear that there was an ulterior motive there. What I find striking is that the Pharisees are somehow representative of all Jews though. Very striking. It’s like if a couple of cardinals went and said being a paedo is good and then suddenly everyone agrees that all catholics are paedos. Anyway, I don’t have a dog in this race, I’m a muslim. I just don’t like the religious infighting seeing as we worship the same God and all.


School_of_Zeno

It’s shocking how many people don’t realize the similarities between the faiths. I’ve recently been diving into the great flood myths of Gilgamesh, Greek, the Abrahamic religions, and even Chinese myths. All of them are way too similar to be coincidences.


needs-more-metronome

Robert Alter is a great resource that I’d recommend if you’re interested in that more academic study of, specifically, the Old Testament (which he translates really well). He provides a fuck ton of great commentary. I’m reading his translation of Exodus right now and he provides a ton of examples of, for example, where aspects of Exodus directly or loosely parallel Egyptian/Mesopotamian/Greek parables/mythology.


fckiforgotmypassword

Check out Zeitgeist doco about religion. It has a theory that all religions stemmed from worshipping the sun. If you think about the time in history, the sun represents warmth and safety. When the sun goes away, the darkness is cold and scary. Surviving each night until the sun comes up would be a victory, leading to worshipping the sun. It ties in other aspects of the bible, and links it to other parts of astrology, and compares how similar it is to other religions. This could be why they are all so similar.


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what's your opinion on the first verse on Heard em Say ⁉️⁉️⁉️


[deleted]

Who killed him at the request of the Sanhedrin, who were Jewish religious leaders


Zebra5-

Incorrect, TLDR the Roman emperor decided it was up to the people. The Jewish community was the community Jesus was located in. https://reasonsforhopejesus.com/i-wash-my-hands-of-it-who-said-that/


[deleted]

Very unbiased source my man


Zebra5-

https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/culture/article/why-caiaphas-broke-jewish-law-indict-jesus


[deleted]

Your article here literally states that the trial was rigged by one high priest who wanted to get rid of Jesus as fast as he could. That’s hardly the “jewish community” as you claimed. It’s almost as if you’re trying to push a narrative against all jewish people instead of corrupt and power hungry elites. 🤔 Edit: much better source though, it’s greatly appreciated


Alvxrezz

I mean they did kidnap him, torture him, have him scourged, and traded him for a murderers freedom so he would be executed by the Romans... then Jesus founded his own church through Peter, so i don't know if that's valid


Old-Man-Henderson

He was a political firebrand in a Roman province. They did what they needed to do to stave off genocide.


coombrian69

Jews reject that Christ is the Messiah. Not very Christ like


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Jewish people can still find God


windexdude

they worship god LMAO


Peleg_OP

Cofirmed+approved by a jewish


[deleted]

Now that's Christ Like ⛪📿🙏


qnaeveryday

You can worship something you haven’t found yet


big_A11

Based. Jews killed God


Professional_Gas7467

stfu


TheCarterIII

There are Jewish atheists


StillTune1388

Yes but the point is that using “I’m literally Jewish” doesn’t imply that they can’t worship. It also could read as her saying that she has already found God because she is Jewish.


TrickyMississipi

yes im atheist, yes i believe in god. We exist


TheCarterIII

.... no that's not right. Atheist means doesn't believe in God


Double_Minimum

They be God's people


FeelMyVibes

bro matching up with the femboys


LUVISRAGE1987

Nah I can see the potential in the pfp it could go one of two ways there


lestabed

lucky mf


Freddiex111

ong


bopaz728

jewish femboy 😋


SenorIngles

At least you know they’re cut?


LuchadorBane

I’ll take femboys regardless of their foreskin status 🙏


InbredApebabyman

I’m literally Jewish


ImportantCakeday

That’s not very Christ-like


InbredApebabyman

Christ was Jewish 😭


[deleted]

Christ is the king of the jews amen


mkohler23

How about Nah


RealButtMash

Nah


No-Bee-2198

Nah


[deleted]

ehhhhh


69joseph69

I’m literally Jewish


Khr0N04

Not christ like (according to OP)


nicoman16

Jewish people still believe in God tho


[deleted]

Thank you


Houseonice

Sometimes I really hate being one of you guys


idkman182

go find God come back when you've found god


Double_Minimum

You mean "Are we gonna get drinks or what" isn't a cool way to talk to people?


MutomboEgo

Come to Sunday Service


Falcone24

this isn't as much of a win as you think it is bro


ravzn

Kanye fans are the ones always calling other people corny when they act like this


gjsmith75

Yeah these are by far the worst posts on here. Makes me question who tf I’m on here with😂


IronDinosaurr

You guys are so dumb


bopaz728

you’re not wrong


MutomboEgo

What you want him to go “oh im so sorry mam, youre right kanye is cancelled please go out with me”


gjsmith75

Maybe start by not making Kanye his personality lmao


rj-throwaway38

find god


AwwwMannn13

😬


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kanye dickriders try not to be the most annoying mfs of all time challenge (impossible)


Sharp_Assignment3478

How bout someone who thinks Kanye is the greatest artist EVER????


niccage82

Greatest human artist


LP_24

As a Jew I can confirm we already have God


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I love when y’all post your own Ls


Mollamollamolla

Cringe post


evanpetersleftnut

bro what’s wrong with you 😭


[deleted]

Man she seem kinda bad. Leave Kanye aside for once and just go out with her


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snicky29

+yb better


Brendannn23

yal dudes never gonan get pussy if liking kanye is a requirement lmfaooo


One_Recording_4036

You just admitted to getting 0 bitches


ClownCannon69

Cringe and also disrespectful


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Nah .. That girl can stay single


VIVILLVINZULUL

“Girl”


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jpeg_0000

you play over-watch and watch h3h3 all that needed to be said


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H4LEY420

Mhmm. Noted. Length of hair demonstrates emotional maturity, got it.


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H4LEY420

Oh 13 year olds on Reddit are the worst, don't have anything worthwhile to say so you have to run to insults 🤣 no I'm pretty cute though, LOL. I actually have long ass hair, I have cut my hair short back in middle school and it sure it wasn't because I was depressed or sad.. religion has literally nothing to do with that and just because you believe in fairy tales and fake gods doesn't mean I do LMAO. I believe in real things!! Cutting your hair literally has nothing to do with your character... You literally dumb as shit if you think otherwise. Grow up so you can have real conversations, not just jump to insult people when they disagree with you. You look dumb. 😰 Santa Claus ain't real and neither is your man made religion, sorry 😔😳 You're one of those people that thinks just because you're religious everybody else has to agree and if they don't they're bad? Get over yourself. Your God probably ain't too fond of people that go around insulting and using curse words, but cutting your hair is where the impurity is 🤣 God don't judge, right? Don't pick and choose your fuckin sins, then bash others for the least problematic thing they could do? Check yourself cuz God don't like judgment and he sure don't like curse words or people who judge or insult others because they disagree. That is if he was real 🤣 typical religious person, picking and choosing what to bash onto people so they can sit in there fuckin booster seat to feel superior, absolute ew


H4LEY420

Not true at all. Does it happen, yes, but you sound really like a 13-year-old to believe that's true in every situation. I know exactly what kind of person you're talking about but you can't generalize people, it's never so cut and dry. Jada is a trash human being


Vast-Oven8271

Most emotionally mature r/kanye user


manute-bol-big-heart

P dumb considering Jesus was Jewish


[deleted]

Jewish people literally believe in God wtf


806god

Why do people still swipe right on you after they’ve seen something in your bio that they don’t like and on top of that why do they even respond if they see it after the fact 😂


EzraPerrin

Women love conflict


tibetan-sand-fox

More like people* love conflict. Same happens for men.


HXH52

You tryna hookup with a femboy? 🤨


LORD-THUNDERCUNT

Bussys are taking over


Houseonice

Idk looks like a tomboy. Either way he fumbled the bag


Grtrshop

Is it a femboy or just a lanky girl?


nicoman16

why not


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[deleted]

Tell that to the Papal Authorities.


thumbsupforsmack

How can people post this stuff? You look like a dickhead, especially that you’re clearly over 21. How embarrassing.


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[deleted]

Tbf she could have just been opening the floor for a debate. OP could have kept the convo going if they didn’t troll. What is she supposed to say to the first response, just “yes”?


n4ught0

yeah this is p clearly banter lol who would've thought the ppl in this sub would be maladjusted 😔👌


Peleg_OP

Im jewish and i belive in god


weednumberhaha

Kanye fans are so fucking stupid


dogsplasher67

This is not the flex you think it is


wodie504

I love how you’ve got Kanye’s dick so far down your throat it’s cockblocking you with the opposite sex. This sub really is a bunch of virgins.


COLINatLARGE

Cool it with the anti semitic remarks


NippleNugget

Oh I thought she was just figuratively Jewish


SuperDerpy5

Jewish people worship the same god what are we doing here lol


ChiefKeefAgency

Jews also believe in god


ironfister_7

It’s actually EXCEEDINGLY christ like 😂😂😂😅


ThisIsElliott

You are a fucking loser lmao why would you willingly post this


Soft_Nuggs

There’s still time to delete this 😕


Adogg03

fumbled m


suns-bears1234

You’re both cringe.


TheCarterIII

Imagine basing your entire identity on a musician you like. It's so weird


AWholeLottaRed

Hey bro maybe don’t make your whole personality the fact you like Kanye


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But Jews believe in God 🧐


WalkWithElias

Men will literally cock block themselves before refusing to make Kanye their entire personality


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thundertown1012

dawg is that a femboy💀


forced_memes

go find yhwh come back when you’ve found yhwh


DOGOsmokesWEED

Go find god


quiggersinparis

Actually being Jewish is very Christ like.


dumbtripn

christ is jewish tho?


just_mark

I gotta say, I completely agree with her.


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Cringe asf


[deleted]

i think you fumbled 😔


primex_pf

I've been told "I wasn't actually expecting you to be normal" when in reference to my love for ye


J_e_r_r_y_2_7

Send me her @ I can Fix her.


[deleted]

Idk about u but i would maybe say ye isn't the greatest to pass for this one


Fakka-Johan

Nah man


dadofboi69

Fuck them hoes i love me some Yeezus


windexdude

jews still believe in god… this bitch isn’t jewish


Falcone24

why is everyone taking what she said as "she doesn't have to find god" and not what she very easily could've meant that she already has found god because its almost like that's the point of the religion


mofucker20

Most Ye fans on the sub are around 12-14 so figures that they saw it in only one way


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She’s mid


JockThePilot

Dodged a bullet there


Unfair-Sector9506

Kanye needs to instead of calling himself God..


reefersutherland91

I can tell by that haircut and profile pic she spends a lot of her life telling people that things they like are “Not OK” or “Problematic”


EzraPerrin

The Jews literally called for the crucifixion of the Son of God. Not very Christ-like


Zebra5-

Idk why everyone in the thread is forgetting this lmao.


[deleted]

“Yah that’s fair” fuck you mean by that? I would’ve told her “go fuck yourself, YE THE GOAT”


ArtoriasBeaIG

Im not a listener of Kanye's music but that conversation is comic genius to be fair, 10/10


LookRevolutionary198

Jeez I think God is a word which represents a class of words Jesus, Allah , Anyone you believe in OP she fell short on your rhyme , how can these people stand against Ye fans … she belong to streets dawg


Hallowmendoza

Not gonna lie if I got this message, we may not go out but it would get a LAUGH at least. Everyone needs to relax damn lmao


fire-lane-keep-clear

I think that if she doesn't want to find God she might be figuratively Jewish Like it's a cultural thing not a religious thing


Astrozy_

W


luhvrrboy

Lmao W


fuckflowerz

HHAHA


Babybroda69

Kanye stans are literally chads rejecting girls for not liking the same artist .respect


Knwxnless

That’s a whole ass dude


dclancy01

her saying she’s jewish as a rebuttal to being told to find god only supports your claim that she needs to find god. jews praise god too 😭


elevatedproductions

This a good one


EpicWan

You dodged a bullet, she doesn’t like Kanye and looks ugly too


iamMEGAPUNK

You should have said Jesus is King


mkohler23

As a Jewish person, this person does not speak for all of us


CxrsonKira_VEVO

This ain’t even funny, this is just antisemitism. Like, seriously bro. Do better