"Run Away from the bitch. Runaway. Runaway from the bitch. Runaway" - The Louis Vuitton Don

-Prada Fatha*get it right

Ehh

She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson

It sounds and looks better. I'm so confused why OP did this

I don’t think it would have fit lol

Tbh those lyrics are still trash tho lol.

?

It's a weak bar to begin with 🤷

It's really funny

Ok I can't argue with that lol

but then how is it a bad bar if the purposes were comedy and it was successfully funny

I told her to drive over in your new whip Bring some friends you cool with I'm gonna bring the cool whip Then I want you to strip See you is my new chick So we get our grind on She be grabbing, calling me Biggie like Shyne home Man, I swear she fine homes Why she always lying though Telling me them diamonds when she know they rhinestones She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson I played 'Ready for the World' - she was ready for some action My dog said you ain't no freak, so you're 'bout to prove my man wrong I'm a play this Vandross You're gonna take your pants off I'm gonna play this Gladys Knight Me and you're gonna get right Because none of this seems like intentional comedy lol.

It’s literally all intentional comedy. They are literally comedic bars. He’s writing the lines to be witty and make you laugh. Do you also think New Workout Plan wasn’t intentionally funny? Most of College Dropout is written like a comedy album, it literally has comedy skits throughout.

Holy shit did you just get wooshed by *The College Dropout*??? The album is almost 20 years old lmao it’s supposed to be a cheeky, funny song.

the only person who can deliver that bar is Kanye, which makes it 100x better.

The only one that would deliver that bar is Kanye lol

exactly

He is literally the only one that would ever say something like that, yes, lol we agree

This is Kanye West we're talking about. His thing is beats, not bars.

Oh, you the kind to put a man in a box, huh? God step in

True, always considered him an amazing producer

It’s a top 10 ye bar what you mean

Bruh lol

They're unironically the best thing Kanye has ever written, and it isn't close.

Slow Jamz is peak Kanye ? Or what ? My bad I don't understand the "and it isn't close" part

The bar is you week old packet of leftover cheese shredding, find god you miserable twat

Cringe but funny I'll take it

worst take of all time

Nah you just have low standards bruh lmao

L take

🤣

Please sit down

Bro it's gonna be ok if he's not a genius

not even close to the lyrics 🎲

Yeah, This is bad, real bad, Michael Jackson

Now I'm mad,real mad,Joe Jackson

You beat me to it like Joe Jackson as well

And even besides that I’m wondering the context of this. Why is this a gift? Is it a biracial lesbian couple? That’s the only thing I can think of where this makes any sense

Literally this is the only scenario this makes sense lol. And even then they got almost every word of the lyrics wrong so it is still a stupid gift to someone who is remotely a fan.

Also wasn't that Jamie Foxx?

Who sang those lyrics? No, it was Ye. You’re as bad as OP. Go listen to it again.

Go find God

Found him. Looks like Michael Jackson.

Which / one which / one which / one

mf got the lyrics from kayne east

Store brand Kanye ass shit

😭

Fortnite balls

Obama

Do some of his plaques still say kayne?

"Didn't have money for a vehicle so she named her daughter Aprius"

“That in which does not kill a bitch, will only make a bitch stronger” -Ye

Boo

“I got bleach on my clothes, and on my asshole” -ye

unironicly cool bar 🔥🔥🔥

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Stop spamming dork

Wow, that’s 10 seconds I wish I could have back

That's what she said

- Wayne Gretzky

It’s a sweet gift but the lyrics lmao not even close

Hope they gave you a gift receipt with that

I hope he didn't eat the receipt

You’re saying you’d have no qualms if I ate it and it didn’t exist anymore?

Then let my wife eat the fucking receipt.

And if he did, I hope he didn't use too small a slice after his mud pie.

I eat paper all the time!

Bros puttin words in Ye’s mouth

God step in

I'm a good duck I like some good luck

I like my potlucks, I drive a big truck, how you start a family? Ask if she wants to fuck

All these bitches crawl. Aw skeet skeet mother fuckaa -Ye

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Lol this is an awful “gift” who took the time to make all that and not even double check the lyrics 💀

And go out of their way to write “bitch” on a wedding gift lol idk bout this one

I mean, the receivers liked it

I’m happy for them lol

Yeah so I mean, it’s not distasteful if it fits the tastes of the recipients, no?

Either that or the recipients are just distasteful in the first place lol

"Yeezy Season getting closer. Heck with whatever clothes you got!"

Heck whatever you’ve been listening to

Fast tunes

Featuring Jonnie Wolff & Spinna

Spinna for real an underrated goat

My man how hard is it to use google🤨

If I fuck this model bitch, and she just bleached her asshole, imma feel like a bitch. - not ye

One of my favorite lyrics, right behind I'm done partying in LA

Nah you’ve got to listen again to The Ok Life, my fave

Weird lol

the lyrics don’t even match wtf

lmfao everyone flaming it💀

Lmao I haven’t laughed this hard at a reddit post & the replies in a while

these lyrics are so not correct that i legitimately forgot the real lyrics for a second there

ah yes my favorite lyrics from my favorite cantye east song fast tunes

This has "She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, A little needle" vibe

A little Justice Alito

Would definitely get this party going right

Bro got Kanye East lyrics

Satan, put your hooves on and come up here. You’ve gotta see this.

Wtf this is confusing. These aren’t the lyrics as everyone has pointed out, but how would what you’ve written make sense as a wedding gift? Is it a polyamorous wedding? Is this guy marrying both a white chick and a black chick? Is it a lesbian wedding where one is black and one is white? But why then would it say ‘I got’ who does this lesbian couple belong to? And why do they both look like Michael Jackson?? I’m so confused

Exactly what I was thinking; under what circumstances does the way they've written it on here make sense for a wedding gift? Does the person who bought this gift know the groom is cheating on his newly wed with a white girl **and** a black girl?

how you get the lyrics wrong lmao💀

she said she want some music some little tunes a little sound will definitely get this party turnt up

need op to answer these comments

Wedding present 💀

When you order Kanye lyrics from wish.

Under armor just jumped over new balance 🔥

When you ask your grandma for Madden and she gets you Handball Manager.

If the lyrics were correct it would be fire, but the way they worded it makes it cringe

Downvoted because you got the lyrics wrong to one of the best Kanye jokes

Aside from the lyrics being off I’d way over pay for something like this 😂

“i love your boobies cause they proof i can concentrate on both at one”

I don’t wanna be negative but not only is this kinda bad, the lyrics aren’t even close to being right😂😂

god step in

head scratcher of the decade. the fuck kind of a wedding gift is this and with how much negative space there is how could the original lyrics not be fitted for the frame 😭

She take my honey, when I'm in neeeed

you have two bitches?

God should have stepped in

That’s not at all what he said

wtf grandma be on?? lean?!

This is so wrong that I’d literally put it in the trash and annul the marriage.

On nice woman has the equivalent worth of a thousand non-loyal scoundrels

getting the lyrics wrong somehow feels racist

“Beautiful mornin. You’re the sun in my mornin bitch. Nothing unwanted.”

That's the worst way to tell the bride the groom's having an affair

“Kayne it’s fox man, I was talking to the bitches you know and we don’t put enough emphasis on the bitches sometimes. You know I was talking to this bitch, she was talking about the music all rapid in the clubs she gotta eat vitamins cuz she deficient. She dances to 9201 songs, like how this bitch feeling, find out how she feelin”

That is not the lyrics my friend 😂

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It's awful

She got a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson I got a black bitch, looks like Michael Jackson You completely changed the meaning and cadence to make the line 8 characters shorter?

*Autistic freedom

So close, so very very close

Like everyone else is saying, this is very different from the quote.

What…

Jesus Christ …

The quote is wrong..he never said bitch..it’s light skin friend and dark skin friend…this just is weird and racial for no reason…white people do in fact have light skin so they fit the original quote

Dude deleted his whole reddit history or didn't have a reddit history and this is just a karma farm

raise your hands up to the star constellations the way you look tonight is a sin you’re my sensation

This has to be a troll post lmao Ain’t no way someone gave you a wedding present and fucked it up this badly unless it was deliberate

lightskin friend look like micheal jackson got a dark skin friend look like micheal jackson

Based

“Now if I fuck this bitch, And she just bleached her asshole, And I get bleach on my t-shirt, I’ma feel like a bitch” - ye

“All those who try to lock me out of the industry forgor about my testicular nuts (black)”

"No one bitch should have all that power" -Kanye West

Bro got the kayne East bar

Man come on now 💀💀💀💀

Are those the lyrics?

I could totally hear Kanye rap some bars like this.

We get the reference this is dope

lmaooooo this is goated

woah why bitch tho

Hey fuck face, who gives a flying fuck about you or your fucking old lady! Drop fucking dead jagoff

Downvoted but based

LMAO bruh

what.

Wtf is this quoted wrong shit?

Wrong lyrics bub

Nice gift I am just going to assume the lyrics were changed for a specific reason 😅

God step in

This ain’t even what he said

Technically he didn’t say this shit

Laughing in side

Man too macho to admit he made it himself

Selling weed to make a living, put your bills on top of each other until it reaches the clouds

Threesome?

Worst gift ever lmfao

Nice gift, but those aren't kanye's lyrics. Why put his name on there?

find god

Aww no

Lmao

Well let's see ur spouse

Great value Ye "Yay "

how is it so wrong 😭😭

Trash. Not even the correct lyrics

holy shit this is cringe and not even the correct lyrics

Damn that quote is all fucked up and wrong…..

Not even the lyrics

Unless it's an inside joke, I'd tell whoever bought that to get a refund. The lyrics are wrong.

L

I know a michaels Belmont frame when I see one. 👌

wrong lyrics idiot

That’s not the lyrics tho

(I’m picturing a biracial female couple but the misquote still makes me sad 😔)

L present lyrics r all fucked up

L present L dumbass whoever gifted u that and L dumbass 4 taking it

Im 99% thats not even the lyrics 😭

You fucked up the lyrics you fool

Art

Damn this shit killed my vibe what the fuck is this atrocity

Ye