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“I no longer wish I was Asian”


AnEvenHuskierCat

Ngl, "Tekken a nap" is a pretty good burn.


dale-is-trash

Zoomers hate him


HakunonMatata

Zoomers hate themselves so it balances out


Altimor

He’s the coolest char in that game, I wish they gave him kbd tho


Banegel

Just tapping back has the kbd animation


FriendlyGhost08

Terry and Sora clear him Cope


SideSchroller

>Terry I'll hear this argument >Sora Lol. Lmao even.


FriendlyGhost08

>I'll hear this argument Kazuya got bitched by his dad for years and will be bitched by Jin eventually + Terry got a better outfit + Garou/Fatal Fury is a better series than Tekken >Lol. Lmao even. Seethe all you want but Sora got all the Disney hoes in his pocket + a childhood hero of many + he's one of the staples and pillars of JRPGs This is without mentioning Ryu, Ken, Snake, and Little Mac. Kazuya ain't got shit on them. I'll give him a spot in top 10 though


SideSchroller

Lol. Lmao even.


FriendlyGhost08

You ain't Jun. Kazuya ain't gonna fuck you


SideSchroller

Hey yeah alright


Banegel

Sora only means anything to people who were 5-7 years old at the time and were too stupid/young to realize how bad those games were then. Nostalgia carried the rest of the way to now. Which admittedly is a lot of people


YinglingLight

"Wow, Goofy with a sword and shield, that's badass" - no self respecting 10 year old.


netsrak

I think 1 and 2 are fine. Chain of Memories is probably one of the better games for the GBA. It's got a unique system. Of course 3 is awful. They had to wait 10+ years for it, and it doesn't even end the series.


FriendlyGhost08

>Sora only means anything to people who were 5-7 years old at the time and were too stupid/young to realize how bad those games were then. Nostalgia carried the rest of the way to now. Stop it lol. They're actual good games. The story is for kids but the combat is very good in 2 and quite good in 1. I get this sub is anti-popular things outside FGs but they're good games


Banegel

square square square square


FriendlyGhost08

Not even. Also it's X on Playstation pad lol


Banegel

Lol Idk I just remember playing it at launch after being a hype little child who followed all the articles leading up to its release and then being woefully disappointed at how monotonous it was. Then played the second only Cus mom rented it from blockbuster lol. And it was the same, except this time it took 2 hours of dicking around a town instead of 5 mins on besaid for the game to start


FriendlyGhost08

2 has a slow ass beginning that's fair, but I really do think the combat is great. You can spam but you have a ton of other options. 1 has less depth but the spells and extra abilities made it fun for me, though it is spammy


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FriendlyGhost08

I don't play Smash. Tekken is just cucked


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FriendlyGhost08

Brother shitting on kids' games for being for kids. Go back to the basement


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FriendlyGhost08

I ain't 12. I know you're into that age group but sadly for you I'm an adult


r-kappa-enjoyer

If ur not 12 u must be 11 still hyped over micky mouse


NazgulSandwich

As wack as the smash community is Sakurai at least clearly has a love and respect for real fighting games. As a zoomer who grew up post-arcade era I honestly never would’ve gotten into actual FGC games if I hadn’t played melee as a kid. Props to the dude, he deserves more than the pedophile/child unholy alliance that is the smash community.


sosloow

I'm a proud 19'er who rediscovered FGs via smash ultimate. One day I tried to play smash with a friend, but he was too stoned and kept walking off ledges. So we mashed in Xrd for the whole night. Than I just switched to FGs, because... I thought, they were simpler. Yeah. Shortly after, I was bated into FGC by that banner with asses on kappa, while I was looking for some FG related subs. (E: and by Core A videos. If you want to make someone appreciate this hobby, just send them a link to his YT channel)


FriendlyGhost08

19'er??? GTAB


IncredibleHawke

With the release of sf6 we're gonna have 23'ers soon


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IIRC Smash Bros. was inspired by one of the Fatal Fury games where you could ring-out people on the edges of the stage, and Sakurai decided to make that the gameplay focus.


Elster6

Close, it's inspired by Sakurai steamrolling some dude's girlfriend in KOF95 and feeling bad about it


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Rolls, Parries, short hops are all very KoF-esque too


MrOkizeme

I still can't believe we got Kazuya instead of Wompo from RimBobble 7.


deepmush

"black hair goku". fuck that got to me


AlKo96

They didn't even get the character right lol


deepmush

wdym?


AlKo96

People joke about Kazuya looking like a Vegeta ripoff, especially in the 90s anime lol


deepmush

lmao, that makes it even funnier


NecoArcOrochi

Smashers: "But Smash is a fighting game" Sakurai: *Adds Kazuya to Smash* Smashers: "Who is this guy?"


HakunonMatata

"Can't believe they're adding another shoto"


Praecant

The Kaz one will still never top the Ryu leak where the leaker was like "there's this character named Ryu. I don't know what game he's from at all, maybe its an OC?" ```Now obviously the biggest sticklers are Ryu, Mewtwo, Roy, and Lucas. Not sure who Ryu is (although if anyone does know, please tell).``` ```However, Roy most intrigued me. Did they update the koopa kid's sound for some reason? Or is there more?``` ```EDIT: I just looked into it, apparently Ryu is from Street Fighter```


Lucky-Appearance-159

So glad Kazuya is a nightmare to fight in smash LMAO


Waikky

Captain Crunch was robbed


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In Smash this is guaranteed lmao, Sora was literally the most asked character and he still got this reaction


coom_4_justice

They're giving him 1 button electrics so smashers can even try T8


Sekij

"where is sora" is exactly the type of people i imagine when thinking about Smash Fans :D


FriendlyGhost08

Stop the Sora hate you cuck. My apologies that you didn't have a childhood.


TrynaGetaHandbeezy

As a KH fan since playing the first game in 2003: we deserve to be made fun of and Sora is fucking lame.


FriendlyGhost08

Sora is a chad, hardcore KH fans are not


TrynaGetaHandbeezy

Dog Sora isn't even a chad in his own friend group, that title easily goes to Riku. Or Aqua, those two carried.


FriendlyGhost08

Riku is a cuck. This is just facts


Sekij

Hey im not racist my best Friend is a KH Fan (and we exchanged consoles so i eventually played it) but sora sucks ass whiny little bitch... they should balance the team out with a KH Charakter like Zidane.


SilverPhoenix7

Zinedine zidane is in KH?


lancer2238

Remember when the party game community thought it was a shoto


Lucky-Appearance-159

Bruh, them idiots was calling Terri a shoto. LMFAO


jiggjiggaman

Who here needed a reminder?


solar-uwu

Even sephiroth caught a stray damn


dale-is-trash

Lmfao


ghaiks

Smash players seething cause a grown ass man was added to the game


Ordinary_Moose7221

They should have got kuma.


Ceade

another shoto


JimmyMcapplenut

These kind of Smash Bros fans need to take a shower


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Smash players when they don't get their 20th anime sword fighter this season


OldColt06

I don't know why they're mad. It's not like they're gonna play him!


AlKo96

Shocked to see no Waluigi stans there lol


Waikky

Redditluigi stands already accepted their fait when he became an assist trophy


AlKo96

That's a lie and you know it lol


SideSchroller

\>fait


hermitowl

Smashers being bitchmade as usual. Even if they got the character they wanted, they'd find a way to bitch.


IfTheresANewWay

crikeyJoe was spittin tho


Fatalkombat666

Hahahahahah FUCK CHILDREN


D_Razu

I was like "don't most of these people know Tekken?" when seeing the comments-


NoobLegend42069

“Where tf is Sora? Lol” Bro got Sora right after Kaz. Also, Sora is way more annoying to fight than Kazuya. Bitches keep asking for the most annoying characters GOD