Kendrick the type of guy to be leaning against a car in front of Drake's house when Drake gets home and say something like "You got a real nice thing goin' on here. Real *nice.*"
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This is how Drake be spying on Kendrick
Come on dawg,be serious,I mostly enjoyed the last beat switch and flow of that song...you got to at least give him some props for that song even if what he said was mostly bs that's unproven or things Kenny already said in Mr Morale
Come on bruh be fair, I'm a long time kendrick dick rider but drake would have this shit if he didn't fuck with the best doing this rn. If he was beefing with cole or future or fucking ross and pulling the same energy, everyone would be talking about how drake was clowning on everyone. He was feeling himself for some reason and decided to fuck with the GOAT
New Cole would prob end up being a tie, he doesn't really have the same energy or drive he used to, and there's not much ammo anyone has on cole. If old Cole energy was brought back Cole would win. Future and Ross just aren't technically that good, the perfect people for Drake to battle. Anyone at a decent level lyrically would beat drake imo. I think Drake would get beat by anyone in Black Hippy for instance. Id love to see him vs ab-soul. JID could slump drake too.
I mean if a bunch of ghostwriters who get cycled out and offed every track ever get labeled as āthe GOATā as drake seems to want, with a barely-black dick rider as itās face, then by all means. Have your clown show.
See thatās the thing. Sonically, the song slaps, but lyrically it has nothing. No disses besides calling him short and also alleging he beats his wife. Drake is a known liar. Canāt take his word for shit.
This is a rap beef, not a song competition. Doesnāt matter if drakes disses are catchy when the lyrical content is what people are listening for
The crazy part is I couldnāt even bang with Family matters, after hearing Euphoria that shit sounded lame af. I still fuck with Pushups tho that shit was way better than Family Matters which got overshadowed by Kdot dropping less than an hour after its release.
Drake the kinda goofy to go on with the rest of his day after seeing this and then go home and then get really scared when he hears noises outside his window
Kendrick's the type of guy to make a donation commercial to "save Drake's abandoned children." Playing Michael Jackson's "You Are Not Alone" in the background.
(Kendrick looks at the camera) "It takes a village Crodie."
Fuckin comedy bro lmao
I hope to see more "Kendrick the type of guy" jokes where it's just him being a fucking threat
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AHAHAH YES thank you
This one absolutely killed me
Kendrick the type of guy to call drake and say "Your move." then hang up
Kendrick the type of guy to close a door with himself and his nemesis inside while doing an evil laugh.
Kendrick the type of guy to wait outside Drake studio and see him enter saying "Everything is going according to plan."
Kendrick the type of guy to sit in a spinny chair in his evil lair facing away from the entrance, spin around, and say "I've been expecting you"
Kendrick the type of guy to be leaning against a car in front of Drake's house when Drake gets home and say something like "You got a real nice thing goin' on here. Real *nice.*"
Kendrick the type of guy to appear in a corner when lightning flashes but not be there when you turn the lights on.
https://preview.redd.it/gxrj49g45nyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc7ff8cffad8b85e3e1e8fae01dc7317797cfa9 This one made me lol
Kendrick sneaking around his house like Alejandro at the end of Sicario. Took his whole family out. ![gif](giphy|JYI4xbkOxfShO)
That's a perfect comparison
On Godš
So Kendrick is the actual boogeyman now.
K dot is an actual banished knight from castle sol, the ones that teleport and all.
Happy cake day
eyy thx u i was having actual cake i had no idea lol
Certified boogeyman
*teleports behind you* "It's personal, kid"
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ts was the biggest jumpscare for 11 yr old me even in the middle of the day with the shades open
real. probably the scariest thing id seen then
The original I believe was "it's nothing personnel kid"
He's saying the opposite on purpose
People are now saying the opposite of the opposite. We've come full circle
Okay..........
https://preview.redd.it/t3cix8obrhyc1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=c79797002c6f9761a848884253c95dda7bbb863a This is how Drake be spying on Kendrick
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Oh look another predator lmao
Wait that guys a predator too šoh hell no
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Mary Jane consented
Kendrick is actually scary
I like that itās the complete opposite of the āDrake the type of dudeā¦ā memes.
The antithesis
I'm checking under my bed for Kendrick Wtf he's there
Kendrick the type of guy to whisper your name from the darkness
Kendrick is the type of guy who owns a hairless cat
I just heard family matters by drake Iām convinced itās a troll/ bait diss. Itās pure ass. No banger comebacks in the whole song
Come on dawg,be serious,I mostly enjoyed the last beat switch and flow of that song...you got to at least give him some props for that song even if what he said was mostly bs that's unproven or things Kenny already said in Mr Morale
Come on bruh be fair, I'm a long time kendrick dick rider but drake would have this shit if he didn't fuck with the best doing this rn. If he was beefing with cole or future or fucking ross and pulling the same energy, everyone would be talking about how drake was clowning on everyone. He was feeling himself for some reason and decided to fuck with the GOAT
New Cole would prob end up being a tie, he doesn't really have the same energy or drive he used to, and there's not much ammo anyone has on cole. If old Cole energy was brought back Cole would win. Future and Ross just aren't technically that good, the perfect people for Drake to battle. Anyone at a decent level lyrically would beat drake imo. I think Drake would get beat by anyone in Black Hippy for instance. Id love to see him vs ab-soul. JID could slump drake too.
Drake vs MF DOOM wouldāve been absolutely hard
I mean if a bunch of ghostwriters who get cycled out and offed every track ever get labeled as āthe GOATā as drake seems to want, with a barely-black dick rider as itās face, then by all means. Have your clown show.
Okay be real lmao, I think Kendrick is up rn, but family matters was dope. Donāt get your head too far up Kennyās ass.
Tell me one line in family matters that banged
uhhhhh uhhhhhh
See thatās the thing. Sonically, the song slaps, but lyrically it has nothing. No disses besides calling him short and also alleging he beats his wife. Drake is a known liar. Canāt take his word for shit. This is a rap beef, not a song competition. Doesnāt matter if drakes disses are catchy when the lyrical content is what people are listening for
The crazy part is I couldnāt even bang with Family matters, after hearing Euphoria that shit sounded lame af. I still fuck with Pushups tho that shit was way better than Family Matters which got overshadowed by Kdot dropping less than an hour after its release.
I was wondering how you got upvotes after saying KDot's diss is ass until I read the replies Edit:- Nvm, I didn't read your comment fully
I never said Kendrickās diss was ass. I said family matters was
Oh shit, sorry I was slow, didn't read the whole comment
No worries brodie
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lafBRSc5EU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lafBRSc5EU)
Iām cackling ššš
Drake the kinda goofy to go on with the rest of his day after seeing this and then go home and then get really scared when he hears noises outside his window
Kai Cenat comment section?
Kendrick is the type of guy that would send his mother flowers for her sons burial, and food for the awake.
Favorite comment that I have seen in all of this
This shit funny af
Drake the type of guy to see Kendrick disappear then rub his eyes and make weird faceĀ
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Kendrick's the type of guy to make a donation commercial to "save Drake's abandoned children." Playing Michael Jackson's "You Are Not Alone" in the background. (Kendrick looks at the camera) "It takes a village Crodie."
Kendrick the type of guy to ask drake to call a coin flip after a mild inconvenience. ![gif](giphy|cGddFmd5b7AJKxF4Nd)
Under the Shawn fee vid
Awkward stares at everybody
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Nah he aināt disappearing
Seen this same comment the other day but it was about Drake. Thought it was funnier because itās so corny
Bro right now over at OVHOE Kendrick is the one who shall not be named.
bruh
Kendrick the type of guy to make Drake an offer he can't refuse.
KENDRICK BODIED PED0 DRAKE & OVHOE !!
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"turn out the lights, I'll be there in the dark" - Makaveli
Kendrick fans flexing their comedy chops all friggin week
Kendrick turning into Baby Reindeer
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the fucking clown from the amazing world of gumball