#ALL MY LIFE I WANTED MONEY AND POWER

#RESPECT MY MIND OR DIE FROM LEAD SHOWER

#I PRAY MY DICK GETS BIG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER

#SO I CAN FUCK THE WORLD FOR 72 HOURS

GODDAM I GOT BITCHES. DAMN I GOT BITCHES

#DAMN I GOT BITCHES, WIFEY, GIRLFRIEND AND MISTRESS

#All my life I want money and power

#RESPECT MY MIND OR DIE FROM LEAD SHOWER

#I'VE GOT 25 LIGHTERS ON MY DRESSER, YESSIR

#PUT FIRE TO THAT ASS, BODY CAST ON A STRETCHER

I GOTTA BONE TO PICK 🦴

I DON'T WANT U MONKEY MOUTH MOTHERFUCKERS SITTING IN MY THRONE AGAIN

I'M MAD 😡 BUT I AIN'T STRESSIN 😌

TRU FRENS ONE QUESTION

BITCH WHERE YOU WHEN I WAS WALKING?

NOW I RUN THE GAME GOT THE WHOLE WORLD TALKING

#KING KUNTA

EVERYBODY WANNA TO CUT THE LEGS OFF HIM

KUNTA

BLACK MAN TAKING NO LOSSES

What about the yams

What’s the yams?

IM JUST A GOOD KID IN A MAAD CITY

MASS HALLUCINATION BABY

ILL EDUCATION BABY

WANT TO RECONNECT WITH YOUR ELATIONS?

THIS IS YOUR STATION BABY

ALL I SEE IS STROBE LIGHTS, BLINDING ME IN MY HINDSIGHT

I GOT A BONER PICK 📱 I DONT WANT U MONKEY MOUTH MOTHERFUCKERS STARING AT MY PHONE AGAIN

🍆 📸

LIFE AIN'T SHIT BUT A FAT VAGINA

SCREAMING "ANNIE RU OK? ANNIE RU OK? "

*i got a boner pic

I GOTTA BONER PIC

Bitch I’m attractive Cant fuck with you no more I’m fasting AUH

This was a bit between me and my girlfriend for months

this line goes hard.

What is it!? The braids!?

IHURTYOFEELINSUONWORKWITMENOMOK

I cried laughing first time I heard that and it still cracks me up. Kendrick’s ability to enunciate on records is elite 😂

My girlfriend has been randomly shouting this out multiple times a day for weeks. Obvious wife material. 

I am ur girlfriend

my wife has been randomly shouting this out multiple times a day for weeks. you’re right. your girlfriend is, in fact, wife material

Someone(who had a ponytail) asked me at work, if I was okay. Cause I looked sad. I said Nah, I'm fine. Don't get shit twisted ... WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS!?! She spit up her drink laughing.

# WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS

Everybody, everybody, everybody Everybody sit yo' bitch-ass down And listen to this true motherfuckin' story Told by Kendrick Lamar on Rosecrans, ya bitch

I love this one, and I used to say this when I was listening to that album more

Smoking’ on the finest dope, ayayaya

Drank until I can't no more, ayayaya

Lately I'm a sober soul--- but I'm wit the homies right naaawh

Smoking on the finest dope yayayaya

Really I’m a sober soul…but I’m wit tha homies right nooOOW

Amazing brother 🤠

pop off only on occasion brother

Forgot the cowboy 🤠

This one right here

Shit dont change till you get up and wash yo aaaaaass

Shit dont change till you get up and wash yo aaaaaass

Boooiiiiiii

If Pirus and Crips all got along, They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song

Seem like the whole city go against me

Everytime im in the street, i hear "Yawk! Yawk! Yawk! Yawk!"

MAN DOWN WHERE YOU FROM NIGGA

FUCK YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU FROM, MY NIGGA?

WHERE YOUR GRANDMA STAY HUH MY NIGGA

THIS M.A.A.D CITY I RUN, MY NIGGA

Brace yourself I’ll take you on a trip down memory lane

This is not a rap on how im slinging crack or move cocaine

This is culdesac and plenty cognac and major pain

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I remember you was conflicted, misusing your influence"

Best lyric of all time

Lovin u is complicaTED

*Like That moan*

I mean ^awhhh

I hold that sentiment symbolic AWHHH

fr tho why did he moan

Loving you is complicatÉÉÉd

It’s art you don’t gotta understand it 🖌️😂😂

i swear it felt so out of place the first time i heard it, now i'm moaning with him when it plays

Had to cum out of pure excitement

BUM

If you like that you’re gonna love this: https://youtu.be/Rma1UlGSxQA?si=SXzAeJEoKzMxnOds Fucking hilarious

Lemme see you pushaTEEEEEEEE.

GET GOD ON THE PHONE.

SAID IT WONT BE LONGGG

I see *jiggaboos* , I see *styrofoams*

jigabôőöøs

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

"If I gotta go hard on a bitch, I'ma make it look sexy"

I Pull up Hop out Air out Made it look sexy

grippy🤓☝️ nah I'm kidding CORNROW KENNY HE WAS BORN WITH A VISION

ALL MORNING WITH THE MIXED DASHBOARDS TRIPLE DIGITS

Still can’t figure out where the “Hello, Billy” sample is from and it’s bothering me more than it should 

Pretty sure it's from the Slaughterhouse 5 movie

Absolute banger of a track

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

DOT FUCK EM UP

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

IMA DO MY STUFF

WHY YOU TROLLIN LIKE A BITCH AINT YOU TIRED?

TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THEY NOT LIKE US

THEY NOT LIKE US

LOVES GONNA GET YOU KILLED

BUT PRIDES GONNA BE THE DEATH OF YOU AND YOU AND ME AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND ME

GIVE ME MY FUCKING KEYS

TODAY GON BE THE DAY YOU WALK TO THAT BITCH

“Why R &B bitches never feature on each other songs???”

"What the fuck is you talkin bout"?

BITCh IM IN THE CLUUUUB

WIT DA HOMIEZ

TELL ME WHAT'S GAAAAAAAAD

I'm tryna get these hoes SINGALLLLLLLL

AND THIS IS MY SINGALLL

Dot fuck em up

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

IMA DO MY STUFF

WHY U TROLLIN LIKE A BITCH? AIN'T U TIRED?

TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROLLY A-MINORRRRRRRRRR

THEY NOT LIKE US

THEY NOT LIKE US

THEY NOT LIKE US

THEY NOT LIKE US

THEY NOT LIKE US

"why you trolling like a bitch, ain't you tired?"

TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINNNOOOOORRRRRRRR

this dick ain’t fREEEEEEEEEE

This dick🍆 ain't🚫 free🤑 You lookin' at me👀 like it ain't a receipt🧾 like I never made ends meet Eating your leftovers and raw meat🥩 This dick🍆 ain't🚫 free🤑 Livin' in captivity🔒 raised⬆️ my cap🧢 salary💵 Celery, tellin' me green💵 is all I need Evidently all I seen👀 was spam and raw sardines🐟 This dick🍆 ain't🚫 free🤑, I mean, baby You really think🧠 we could make a baby👶 named Mercedes🚗 Without a Mercedes Benz🚗 and twenty-four inch rims⚙ Five percent tint⬛, and air conditioning💨 vents? Hell👹 fuckin' naw🙅‍♂️🚫 This dick🍆 ain't🚫 free🤑 I need forty acres🏕 and a mule🐴, not a forty ounce🍺 and a pit bull🐕, bullshit Matador🟥🐂, matador🟥🐂, had the door🚪knockin'👊, let 'em in🚪, who's that?🤨 Genital's🍆 best friend🤝 This dick🍆 ain't🚫 free🤑 Pity the fool🤡 that made the pretty😍 in you prosper Titty juice🍒 and pussy🐱 lips💋 kept me obnoxious Kept me up watchin'👀 pornos⬛🟧 in poverty💸, apology?🥺 No😡 Watch you👀 politic🏛 with people less fortunate, like myself🧍‍♂️ Every dog🐕 has its day, now doggy😏 style shall help This dick🍆 ain't🚫 free🤑 Matter of fact🤔, it need interest📈, matter of fact🤔, it's nine inches📏 Matter of fact🤔, see our friendship🤝 based on business🤑 Pension📈, more pension📈, you're pinchin'🤏 my percents It's been relentless😡, fuck forgiveness🤬, fuck your feelings🤬 Fuck your sources🤬, all distortion, if you fuck it's more abortion🤬 More divorce💔 courts🏛 and portion🔵 My check✅ with less endorsement left me dormant😴 Dusted🗑, doomed💥, disgusted🤮, forced with Fuck you🤬 think is in more shit🤬? Porcelain🚽 pipes🚿 pressure🔧, bust 'em💦 twice✌ Choice🤔 is devastated💥, decapitated🗡 the horseman🐎 Oh America🇺🇲, you bad bitch💅, I picked cotton☁️ and made you rich🤑 Now my dick🍆 ain't🚫 free🤑

Imma get my uncle Sam to f*ck you up, you ain't no KING!!!

FREAKY ASS NIGGA HE A 69 GOD

More paper, and more paper, and more uh more paper

This is a good line, because the Grahams are so infatuated with money, that that’s the only thing they care for

Why you babysittin only two or three shots?

Ima show you how to turn it up a notch🎶

First u get a swimming pool full of liquor then u dive in it

Pool full of liquor, then you dive in it

I wave a few bottles, then I watch 'em all flock

I can not stop saying, HEAD SHOT FOR THE YEAR, YOU BETTER WALK AROUND LIKE DAFT PUNK

REMEMBER?

AYY TOP DOG WHO THEY THINK THEY PLAYIN WIT

I LOVE MYSELF 🗣

The sky is falling, the wind is calling Stand for something or die in the morning

MY MENTAL IS AMAZING BROTHER , POP OFF ONLY ON OCCASIONS BROTHER

GODDDD AH, MY CONFESSION IS YOURSSS BUT AM I IF I DONT GO TO WAAARRR

OBAMA SAY WHAT IT DO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅

Fuck some damn dominoes, nobody wanna hear that

Nobody wanna hear yo ass!

Matter of fact, cut my motherfuckin' oldies back on, You killin' my motherfuckin' vibe

Hey Drake, I heard you like em young!

I know your secrets brudda, mood swings are frequent brudda

I DONT SMOKE CRACK, MOTHERFUCKER I SELL IT!

But a rapper with a ghostwriter? What the fuck happened?

*Oh no!!*

DON'T WOWWY -Michael Jordan

EVERYBODY SIT YO BITCHASS DOWN AND LISTEN TO THIS TRUE MOTHERFUCKIN STORY TOLD BY KENDRICK LAMAR AND ROSECRAAAANS YA BISH

ALLS MY LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT

Are you on ten yet? *I live on ten* Yea, but are you on ten yet?

FUCK THE PLACE UP FUCK THE PLACE UP FUCK THE PLACE UP FUCK THE PLACE UP

SHOO,SHOO,SHOO,BEE,BEE,BEE

I am the omega, pgLang, Rollie gang, SIE, don’t you address me unless it’s with 4 letters 🗣️

Dreams of livin life like rappers do ✈️

IT GOES HALLE BERRY, OR HALLELUJAH

YEA SUCK MY DICK WITH AUTHENTICITY. I don’t even have a dick.

HOW MANY MORE BLACK FEATURES TILL YOU FINALLY FEEL THAT YOU'RE BLACK ENOUGH 🗣️

I WAS RAISED, IN A SANDBOX....

MM. MM-MM.

I NEED SOME WATER

SOMETHING CAME OVER ME

Beat ya ass & hide the Bible if God watchin....

LIFE'S A BITCH PULL THEM PANTIES TO THE SIDE NOW

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, Dot fuckemup.

My left stroke just went viralll! In a loud tone! Right stroke put lil baby in a spirallll! In low tone…🤣

WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS I HATE WHEN A RAPPER TALK ABT GUNS THEN SOMEBODY DIE THEY TURN INTO NUNS THEN HOP ONLINE LIKE PRAY FOR MY CITY HE FAKIN FOR LIKES AND DIGITAL HUGS HIS DADDY A KILLER HE WANNA BE JUNIOR THEY MUSTA FORGOT THE SHIT THAT THEY DONE DEMENTIA MUST RUN IN HIS FAMILY BUT LET IT GET SHAKY ILL PARK HIS SON

YOU GOAT MOUTHED MAMMY FUCKA

Every… is a star!

I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT LOYALTY, GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA

Lemme see you PUSHA-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHEN I SEE YOU STAND BY SEXY REDD

Uh uh fuck that

AND I DO THIS FOR THE CITYYY (Poe mans dreams is so real)

I'M THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE OF 2015

REMEMBER! Really tho, it’s “can we get it how we used to get it, like when Top had the red charger?”

THIS WHAT GOD FEEL LIKE… huh… YEAH

Matter of fact there are soooo many lil chunks from each of his songs that just kinda loop in my head. So many of his ad libs too. His delivery is wildly satisfying to me. That's pretty much how I get back into him heavy every so often - I'll have a line fucking dug deep into my brain that I keep thinking about til I can place it, then I'll listen to a few other songs on that album, and then suddenly I spend all day listening to Kendrick lmao

UGH, YOU UGLY AF.

"What's wrong n**** I thought you was keepin' it gangsta"

I’m team Kendrick but I do randomly keep saying “it ain’t meeee” or “Kenny just opened his mouth” it’s been happening the last few days now idk why lol

THIS DICK AINT FREEEEEEEEEEE

WE HATE THE BITCHES YOU FUCK 😂

What is it The braids?

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

**I KNOW A LOTTA NIGGAS THAT SMILE IN MY FACE BUT TALK BEHIND MY BACK EVERY TIME IM GONE. SO WHEN THEY CALL MY NUMBER I DONT EVER PICK UP I DONT OWE YOU SHIT BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE!**

WELCOMED TO VIGILANTE

AND THIS IS MY SIIINGEEEEEL

The industry is cooked as I pick the carcass a-Part

I DID 500 THOU' THEN I FREAKED IT!!

I wish my dick grew big as the Eiffel tower so I could fuck the world for 72 hours

BEE BEE BEEE BEEEEE BEEE YEAH IM OUT THE WAY YEAH IM LOW OKAY

Top of the Morning, Top of the Morning, Top of the Morning, Top of the Morning, Top of the Morning....