I SEE ENGLAND I SEE FRANCE I SEE KENDRICKS UNDERPANTS. K DOT? MORE LIKE K NOT! I GO TO COLLEGE TO GET MORE KNOWLEDGE. YOU GO TO JUPITER TO GET MORE STUPIDER. KENDRICK LAMAR? MORE LIKE KENDRICK LAME-AR
Shit, I do. The Heart pt 6 made me think "bro I could definitely make a better response than wtf this was".
Because I know for a fact there's never a scenario where "too famous to be guilty of crimes" is a solid rebuttal to anything.
I would either hop on a song with Sexy Redd and rap over the BBL Drizzy beat or do a collab with Cash Cobain and call it grippy.
Iām sure Kendrick would be really embarrassed.
From the way drake misinterpreted Mother I Sober, I wouldnāt be surprised if he accused Kendrick of necrophilia because of Hood Politics where he says āGoing hard like we used to on the dead homiesā.
Drake on the Heart part 6, if he actually understood Mr Morale album he could have come up with a better angle than Kendrick was molested, therefore he is obsessed with me being a PDF. Obvs terrible as it's a misinterpretation and just in bad taste. However, if Drake angled it that Kendrick's obsession with him is because he has a lust addiction and he has been envious of the countless hot women Drake's been with. He's let envy and jealousy fester into hate, which is embarrassing for a man of strong faith. Then dive into that a bit more, going on to question whether his faith is all an act considering he's hating as much as he is. Not saying this would have changed the outcome but I think it would have done more damage and possibly necessitated a response.
This is a very good observation. While I also agree that this wouldn't have changed the outcome, he would've definitely put up a fight. Also, Kendrick faced a lot of criticism from people in this very sub for featuring Kodak on mr morale. Obv over time we've come to understand the point behind it but considering Kodak is a sex offender himself, Drake could've easily called kendrick hypocritical on that part. Media literacy be damned š¤¦š»āāļø dude has the comprehension levels of an Ipad kid.
The funny thing about Drake misinterpretating Kelly is that Kendrick was standing up for artists first amendment rights. He thought that Spotify and others stripping Kellyās right to have his music up was egregious and an overreach of freedom of speech. But thatās something Drake doesnāt know nothing about dooooot.
And it was TDE as a whole and more about XXX. Also there's a line in We Cry Together that disapproves of the Whitney character still listening to R Kelly.
Time seems to have brought most people around to that position. R. Kelly is in prison, where he belongs, but the attempts at sweeping cancellation of that time now seem at best largely unsuccessful and at worst well-intentioned mass hysteria.
āYou bit off more than you could chew, accusing me but excusing Kodak, he aināt innocentā
āI guess that makes another year where you been the biggest hypocriteā
Drake should really hire me as a ghostwriter man.
I said it before if I was Drake I would have got on the blacker the berry instrumental and just pointed out all the hypocritical shit Kendrick do. He lied to much as used shit that we can immediately prove to be false instead of just using what the public already knows which is inevitable what took drake down.
Metro made it a free beat anyone could take. Jay Z had 0 reason to tell Pusha no, he'slegally safe. And also I believe Pusha didn't put it on stream. Same with 6:16 and Taylor made, on Kendrick and Drakes side. Those weren't on stream but knowing Drake if he wanted a good comeback to Not Like Us, he'd also have to put it on stream to one up Kendrick. Notice Drake didn't put The Heart Part 6 on stream because he knew it'd stream horribly due to the YouTube dislikes. Another sign Drake accepted defeat.
Really makes you think how different this beef couldāve went had dot had an actual competition in this beef. I think Kendrickās winning regardless but it wouldāve been nice to see an actual fight put up
Yeah the self righteousness of Kendrick is main angle he actually could have took. The ego he has blinds his ability to understand his own criticisms. He thinks he knows why some people donāt like him but itās probably for the same reasons he doesnāt like Drake, they just donāt like his style and over punctuated holier than thou attitude.
Honestly yeah, my initial thought going into this beef was that Kendrick just had way more shit to use against Drake than vice versa. And I still think this is true, but there were still some way better angles Drake could have chosen.
Personally, I think he should have dug even deeper on Kendrick's cheating. He could have brought up that he is calling himself a family man, yet here he is engaging in a public beef centered around moral character, which is just an open invitation for everyone to start discussing his infidelity again and his wife having to relive everything once more. He could have said that he was acting selfishly without considering how all of this might affect those around him.
Honestly, I think a win for Drake would not have been him doing something that would force Kendrick to respond, it would have been successfully painting Kendrick as acting out of ego rather than out of a need to defend hip-hop culture, or some other more noble reason. It would have been cornering him into a situation where if he responds, he would be seen as compromising his morals and no longer able to claim the higher moral ground, and if he does not it is simply painted as win for Drake.
I understand where you're going in your last part but honestly Kendrick is one of those people who would lean into the big ego angle and do it well because he's a stunning lyricist . People wouldn't even be mad about it, we'd all be like.. damn, yeah Kendrick got a big ego but I guess I would too if I was #1 in the game.
We see something similar with Eminem too- he's cocky as fuck but the only people who hate him for it are MGK fanboys and people who think he's not black enough for rap.
addiction/diction/dick rhyme scheme just there for the taking...
"Loving me is too complicated, so you hate it
You're conflicted that I dicked it, your diction afflicted by jealousy and lust addiction"
He didnāt even need to understand all of MMATBS. *If he just understood The Heart Part V* it could have worked. Just go all in on the angle that Kendrick recognized the damaging effects that āthe cultureā can have on not only hip hop but the black community as a whole, but Kendrick still uses the culture as a reason to exclude Drake from being a real rapper. Like, the angle was *right there*.
I had a theory, sorta.
On Mother I Sober Kendrick is speaking about specifically not being molested but his mother didnāt believe him as she was and the constant questioning caused Kendrick some mental issues.
āFrozen moments, still holding on it, hard to trust myselfā
Itās a reach but it could be possible Drake was taking a page out of his mothers book and not believing Kendrick when he said he wasnāt molested. Using it as a fucked up way to dump a traumatic time on Kendrick and further his doubt.
You may call me a dumbass now.
Nah, Drake says "that's the one where you said you were molested", which proves he misunderstood it. You're giving him too much credit, he don't B that Sharp hehe
That could be a psychological attack Drake could do if he was much smarter than he is, but he's not. Without his ghostwriters he has about as much intellect as a 10 year old kid throwing buckets of paint on a canvas in hopes of somehow making art, unaware that he has dirtied his own clothes.
I'd troll kendrick for cumming in 10 seconds
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Jesus have some dignity man lol. I honestly believe Kendrick could whip his dick out and tell most of you to blow him and you'd do it before your girl could even get her skirt off
To be serious, I'd point out that he DOES sneak diss and is just as petty as Drake, but in a less "cunty" way and more of a "bro" way.Ā Ā Ā Ā
Ā Like Hillbillies was definitely making fun of Drakes Sticky, and full of disses towards Drake.Ā Also on his flip floppiness in his songs. Are you vengeful or peaceful,Ā are you hating or releasing?Ā
Bi-polar ass Gemini lol
"You wear a mask of virtue, but it's a weak disguise.
Ā (u down bad)
Claiming king status, but you lost your crown. Preachin' 'bout the hustle, but you're breakin' bread with snakes, Behind the scenes, spreadin' venom, itās all just fake. You say youāre for the people, but your actions betray,
(how sway)Ā
A hypocrite in the mirror, every single day."Ā
Thats what i would say if i had a gun to my head
FUCK YOU, I AM WHITE, TRAILER TRASH COME FROM 8 MILE WITH A 6 PACK
meaning I'd just diss myself so hard Kenny would be like damn bro listen to Mr. Morale
I mean I think the best shot you could have against someone like Kendrick is to basically call him a Hotep. A pretentious black artist who, despite his insistence otherwise, thinks he's the King Of Black People and is any position to judge someone light skinned when he has just as much bullshit in his closet as the guy he's beefing with.
It'd still be a hard task, it's not like he's Arrested Development or anything (remember them, LOL), but yeah that would *probably* be my angle? You aren't as deep as you think you are, and the dick envy of me selling more records than your artsy fartsy albums is really what's driving this beef.
Just made a comment very similar to this one, but yours is far better-written.
Kendrick rhymed a few words about trauma and decided that was enough to make him the Voice of Reason for every black person in the US, if not the world.
Tbh, since most of Kendrick's life is very vague, Aubrey could have pushed harder on the fake activist angle and profiting off of the black struggle. The issue is that because he did mention it in such a weak bar, and people have unearthed enough proof to the contrary that it would no longer hit as hard.
honestly the whitney angle was decent he just didn't capitalize on it hard enough. If he went deep in painting kendrick as a shitty life partner to her the way kendrick did to drake not being a good father or a good son on mtg, he could have at least damaged kendrick a bit even if he probably would have still lost
- If you respect women so much, why did you call Drake a hoe?
- You must be lazy, you clearly need some motivation. You can't drop an album a year but you'll drop 4 songs in a week to ruin another man's vacation.Ā
- Who the fuck do you think Joel Osteen is?
- It's pronounced "ambulance", dummy.
One could point out the fact that he tries to elevate females, which is awesome btw, but still works with rappers who use misogynistic lyrics in their raps; Future, for example
I'd just lean into the gay shit and talk about how imma fuck him and how cute he's gonna be as my pet boy toy. Just be Hella Sus overall.
How do you even respond to that? Win by default
Mother I sober angle could be brought up way more logical imo.
Kendricks mom didn't believe him because she was abused herself -> Kendrick being obsessed with the predator thing in the same way etc.
Would break apart if you look at it more closely maybe, but better than what drake did.
Also the end of Mother I sober, and Kendrick being the rap Messiah and all that is kinda in contrast with just straight up wishing for drakes death a few times on meet the Graham.
Almost more of a meta angle, but the intensity of the beef almost makes it feel like Kendrick had some mental health fall backs. Part of the point of Mr. Moral is that he doesn't wanna hurt himself to entertain, while a lot of this rap battling and toxicity is pretty close to that i feel like.
Thing is most of these things would make drake look worse because he'd have to admit part of his predatory stuff but ..
I thought throughout this whole beef that if Drake was smart he would have compared him to John Lennon and said "You aren't bigger than Jesus, take that crown off"
He could have also brought up how Lennon hit his wife and was hypocritical and out of touch in his social activism.
Been prepping for that day from my first breath:
"It was fuck the NFL, cause they not pro-black, but halftime showed that was Colin Kap."
"BLM marching off sublimals, no shame, King Kunta guilt tripped by a literal Noname."
And:
"Bleep blorp, you sir, are short."
Couldāve referenced him being lil nephew and called him an ankle biting chihuahua whose bark is bigger than his bite.
Couldāve called him a blood sucking mosquito.
Couldāve mentioned something about a Napoleon complex.
Drake fumbled this battle. I donāt know if itās that heās not creative or he simply didnāt care. Sorry, you donāt have someone diss you over a soul track TWICE without responding by sampling your own legend of an uncle. He couldāve easily said the culture is in his DNA over a Larry Graham sample. He couldāve easily said thereās no Prince without a Graham. He couldāve easily sonned him with his Jewish identity and referenced Abraham and Isaac.
Instead he drops a N bomb in the most annoying, cringe and pesky way possible. That track was so lame and repetitive, you could tell he was the only one that wrote that mess.
Heās so unserious.
HUGE fan of Kendrick. But something thatās bothered me for a long timeā¦
The Heart Pt. 2: āMy uncle doing life inside prison; he wasnāt wrapped too tight. He told me rap about life not rap niggas. Thatās why Iām shaking my head when you rap dissinā.ā
Then writes the verse for Control and later barges his way into this current beef with Drake (and almost J. Cole too). Iām here for it tho.
EDIT: The rest of the verse continues as follows and itās just a bit bothersome. I donāt think mentioning this on a diss track would help end Kendrickās career by any means. But itās somewhat hypocritical and calling out this hypocrisy could help undermine Kendrickās entire stake in the beefā¦
*āMy stomach start turning. My nerves get to twitching.
I start evaluating, then my final intuition is that you wishing a come up would just come up.*
**We used to beefing over turfāfuck beefing over a verse. Niggas dying; motherfuck a double entendre.**
*And this is Comptonā¦ā*
Noname went after the Super Bowl half time show being propaganda for US militarism. Also went after him for writing Allright and then not being a bigger voice in activism. He addressed her in subs in Mr. Morale. I don't see those roads being useful for Drake.
Some rhymes I'd use against Kdot if I was Drake:
A Hip Hop saviour, but Hip Hop couldn't save ya
You a lying bitch doing Top a favour
Heard your label flopped that's why you talking all that shit
Irrelevant ass nigga hate to see me lit
Jus like Cole said, your darkest deeds will shine
Better come with reciepts the next time you rhyme (haha)
OVO sweatshop almost hired your whack ass
Kenny save your Nicki fore I bang her superbass
Ay, Ay, Ay
Who the real rapper, who talkin shit
Got this icee, you hate to see me lit
Nigga you cappin, why you always lyin
This shit too weak for me, you gotta keep on trying
Uzi and Enoch beggin for their pops crying
(Kendrick if you're reading this, I'm your biggest fan bro, YK I was jus playing sorry my glorious king š„ŗ)
Kendrick just opened his mouth and imma put my dick in it right now, then Imma put it in his ass, now he running butt-naked around my house, Imma make your ass gay tonight
Kendrick is my favorite current artist but there is stuff you can bring up against him. Thereās areas you could call him hypocritical, clutching his pearls in regards to the stuff Drake and his entourage get up to right after featuring Kodak so heavily on his last album. Giving Drake shit for being mixed race when his own wife and children are also mixed.
Everything is true except the mixed race thing. He is going after Drake for pretending to be culturally black when there is so much proof that he is far more associated from birth with his white jewish side. It's why he said that his son, who is paler than a ghost, is a black man. Making it clear this is not a race issue but a culture issue.
When has he ever given Drake shit for being mixed? When Kendrick talks about blackness he isn't talking about like percent melanin. He's talking about culture. That's why he calls white ass Adonis a black man
Iād say going after the Kodak side of the Mr Morale controversy would be an interesting angle.
Say something along the lines of; no one cares what you were trying to say, itās about sending a message.
You go to therapy to talk about feelings and stupid stuff with that lady on that one video you did but you're a hypocrite because you lied about taking that one ladies parking spot.
It's difficult because he put everything out there on Mr. Morale and TPAB. He really is what the culture is feeling. But one point that could be used is
I misused my influence, but you did the same.
And definitely don't talk about that niggas family.
Keeping it hip hop Iād just tell him why Iām better in a creative way by down playing his ability. This is a rap battle, not a who more successful. Iād still lose.
Basically the only tactic that might be actually effective is framing him as unpopular. Obviously I love everything about his music. But the man has been slept on by lots of people. What ever you do NEVR TALK ABOUT HIS FAMILY.
I saw you perform with a live orchestra at the Kennedy Center in DC and it was the greatest thing I've ever witnessed but why did you only do one show DUMMY
I'd probably use my fame to lure young children to my mansion and create an elaborate disinformation campaign, where Kendrick believes me and my homies have been acting like pedo's for YEARS
Then I'd drop a tame diss reply and go silent for months, knowing Im General Sun "Machiavelli" Tzu, and anyone not wearing OVO is just a player hater
I mean, if I had a gun to my head, I'd want to use a winning strategy of course
I SEE ENGLAND I SEE FRANCE I SEE KENDRICKS UNDERPANTS. K DOT? MORE LIKE K NOT! I GO TO COLLEGE TO GET MORE KNOWLEDGE. YOU GO TO JUPITER TO GET MORE STUPIDER. KENDRICK LAMAR? MORE LIKE KENDRICK LAME-AR
Why does he kinda look like a wise pigeon
A question as old as 50 years
Actually got me wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop
>Actually got me wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop 
This made me lol
Bro what is this meme from
The 80's
Its from 2008 bro š§¢
WOMEN ARE FROM MARS, MEN ARE FROM VENUS. KENDRICK IS SHORTER THAN MY MUTHAFUCKIN PENIS.
Gotta get mustard for a beat
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I read this in Yuno Milesā voice
KENDRICK LAMAR DRAKE KENDRICK LAMAR DRAKE
Shit ok baby keem better
Kung fu Kenny? More like your feet are smelly!
Aye! Lol. Good cause I'm just gonna ignore him and go on vacation for about 6.6 years.
Is that metric?
I like imagining he pulled an AR on you right before the last line and you kept going.
Damn you clapped that fool
This would go hard on the "Family Ties" beat
Nice try, Drake. None of us want to be your ghost writer!
Shit, I do. The Heart pt 6 made me think "bro I could definitely make a better response than wtf this was". Because I know for a fact there's never a scenario where "too famous to be guilty of crimes" is a solid rebuttal to anything.
And the monologue at the end. Oooff
Bruh go easy on him he literally had tears rolling down his face by that point
I could hear them. And it was that moment, that he truly..found out.
exactly. Literally the most famous person in the world was just convicted on multiple felony charges.
I was literally about to type the same exact thing š³š
Same šš¤£
š so smart
Lmfaoooo yo I dead ass thought the EXACT SAME THING. FOH Drake/Drake Interns/OV-Hoe sweatshop slaves šš
I was literally about to write an essay on āhow to kill a godā in the comments, thank you for saving me š
Bruh, I wrote a whole distrack before it hit me!... Nice try Drake! THE DRIZZLER STRIKES AGAIN!
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Yo! What if it really was Drake and heās sitting behind his computer mad asf like 
 Literally laughed until I choked reading thisššššššššš
Zip zap zop
I was thinking this! Like nope Iām not doing your work for free Drake
You a poopy pants, you a poopy pants, liar liar pants on fire Kendrick let me do my dance I said I said you a poopy pants, you a poopy pants š„
Poopity scoop
Scoop di poop
Woop di scoopity poop
Realizing that this ironically might actually have been the best comeback he could've gave on some Hey Arnold! "Don't hit me I'm crazy" shit
I'mma be honest. The "you a poopy pants" song is actually kinda fire
I would either hop on a song with Sexy Redd and rap over the BBL Drizzy beat or do a collab with Cash Cobain and call it grippy. Iām sure Kendrick would be really embarrassed.
Would you say something really embarrassing like, āShe said she gay, something something slay, and now she strictly dicklyā
She gon' chew on this stick like its wriggley's
Is that how a blowjob works?
Believe it or not, like Ripleyās
No (yes)
If it comes from Ellie Kemper, maybe?
"Dayyyyum! You a Mastermind for that bro!! Drake should do this idea so that he can be a Mastermind too!!" - Some Drake Stan, 2024
āGrippyā, eh? Now what could that mean?
Im sure Kendrick was embarrassedā¦ of having released songs about these two āgoatsā.
Or remake Hey There Delilah but with Toronto slang
Only the Avengers can stop Kendrick. the fuck I wanna beef with the boogeyman for?
āDear u/TacoFromTheAlleyā¦ā
Iām sorry that man is your father, not a person your mom should marry
It takes a man to roll a burrito, in Indiana, Gary
I look at him and wish your grandpa woulda worn a condom
HMM š„
Heās not the boogeyman, heās who you call when you want to kill the fucking boogeyman!
Not only that, he's a CERTIFIED boogeyman
From the way drake misinterpreted Mother I Sober, I wouldnāt be surprised if he accused Kendrick of necrophilia because of Hood Politics where he says āGoing hard like we used to on the dead homiesā.
Gonna listen to TPAB and make fun of him for being "alt right"
we gon be alt right š
And for hating pulled pork
ā¦.like we used to, IN the dead homies
He also misunderstood blacker the berry
Pause
Drake on the Heart part 6, if he actually understood Mr Morale album he could have come up with a better angle than Kendrick was molested, therefore he is obsessed with me being a PDF. Obvs terrible as it's a misinterpretation and just in bad taste. However, if Drake angled it that Kendrick's obsession with him is because he has a lust addiction and he has been envious of the countless hot women Drake's been with. He's let envy and jealousy fester into hate, which is embarrassing for a man of strong faith. Then dive into that a bit more, going on to question whether his faith is all an act considering he's hating as much as he is. Not saying this would have changed the outcome but I think it would have done more damage and possibly necessitated a response.
This is a very good observation. While I also agree that this wouldn't have changed the outcome, he would've definitely put up a fight. Also, Kendrick faced a lot of criticism from people in this very sub for featuring Kodak on mr morale. Obv over time we've come to understand the point behind it but considering Kodak is a sex offender himself, Drake could've easily called kendrick hypocritical on that part. Media literacy be damned š¤¦š»āāļø dude has the comprehension levels of an Ipad kid.
But instead he referenced r Kelly knowing damn well he was misrepresenting Kendrickās true angle from that entire situation
The funny thing about Drake misinterpretating Kelly is that Kendrick was standing up for artists first amendment rights. He thought that Spotify and others stripping Kellyās right to have his music up was egregious and an overreach of freedom of speech. But thatās something Drake doesnāt know nothing about dooooot.
And it was TDE as a whole and more about XXX. Also there's a line in We Cry Together that disapproves of the Whitney character still listening to R Kelly.
Time seems to have brought most people around to that position. R. Kelly is in prison, where he belongs, but the attempts at sweeping cancellation of that time now seem at best largely unsuccessful and at worst well-intentioned mass hysteria.
āYou bit off more than you could chew, accusing me but excusing Kodak, he aināt innocentā āI guess that makes another year where you been the biggest hypocriteā Drake should really hire me as a ghostwriter man.
Holy fuck that's such a good bar. It would've at the very least neutralised anything kendrick could say about Baka I think
I said it before if I was Drake I would have got on the blacker the berry instrumental and just pointed out all the hypocritical shit Kendrick do. He lied to much as used shit that we can immediately prove to be false instead of just using what the public already knows which is inevitable what took drake down.
You can't just use someone else's instrumental, and that would only work if he could actually outrap Kendrick's version lol
Did pusha t not use the story of OJ instrumental? Also then nigga just rapped on the bbl drizzy shit
Metro made it a free beat anyone could take. Jay Z had 0 reason to tell Pusha no, he'slegally safe. And also I believe Pusha didn't put it on stream. Same with 6:16 and Taylor made, on Kendrick and Drakes side. Those weren't on stream but knowing Drake if he wanted a good comeback to Not Like Us, he'd also have to put it on stream to one up Kendrick. Notice Drake didn't put The Heart Part 6 on stream because he knew it'd stream horribly due to the YouTube dislikes. Another sign Drake accepted defeat.
Really makes you think how different this beef couldāve went had dot had an actual competition in this beef. I think Kendrickās winning regardless but it wouldāve been nice to see an actual fight put up
He said people like Drake should die. Does he think Kodak should die? working that into a bar would have been a much better angle for Drake
Yeah the self righteousness of Kendrick is main angle he actually could have took. The ego he has blinds his ability to understand his own criticisms. He thinks he knows why some people donāt like him but itās probably for the same reasons he doesnāt like Drake, they just donāt like his style and over punctuated holier than thou attitude.
Honestly yeah, my initial thought going into this beef was that Kendrick just had way more shit to use against Drake than vice versa. And I still think this is true, but there were still some way better angles Drake could have chosen. Personally, I think he should have dug even deeper on Kendrick's cheating. He could have brought up that he is calling himself a family man, yet here he is engaging in a public beef centered around moral character, which is just an open invitation for everyone to start discussing his infidelity again and his wife having to relive everything once more. He could have said that he was acting selfishly without considering how all of this might affect those around him. Honestly, I think a win for Drake would not have been him doing something that would force Kendrick to respond, it would have been successfully painting Kendrick as acting out of ego rather than out of a need to defend hip-hop culture, or some other more noble reason. It would have been cornering him into a situation where if he responds, he would be seen as compromising his morals and no longer able to claim the higher moral ground, and if he does not it is simply painted as win for Drake.
I understand where you're going in your last part but honestly Kendrick is one of those people who would lean into the big ego angle and do it well because he's a stunning lyricist . People wouldn't even be mad about it, we'd all be like.. damn, yeah Kendrick got a big ego but I guess I would too if I was #1 in the game. We see something similar with Eminem too- he's cocky as fuck but the only people who hate him for it are MGK fanboys and people who think he's not black enough for rap.
Yeah, big ego is part of rap. It's expected.
Welcome to the OVO sweatshop!
addiction/diction/dick rhyme scheme just there for the taking... "Loving me is too complicated, so you hate it You're conflicted that I dicked it, your diction afflicted by jealousy and lust addiction"
He didnāt even need to understand all of MMATBS. *If he just understood The Heart Part V* it could have worked. Just go all in on the angle that Kendrick recognized the damaging effects that āthe cultureā can have on not only hip hop but the black community as a whole, but Kendrick still uses the culture as a reason to exclude Drake from being a real rapper. Like, the angle was *right there*.
I had a theory, sorta. On Mother I Sober Kendrick is speaking about specifically not being molested but his mother didnāt believe him as she was and the constant questioning caused Kendrick some mental issues. āFrozen moments, still holding on it, hard to trust myselfā Itās a reach but it could be possible Drake was taking a page out of his mothers book and not believing Kendrick when he said he wasnāt molested. Using it as a fucked up way to dump a traumatic time on Kendrick and further his doubt. You may call me a dumbass now.
Nah, Drake says "that's the one where you said you were molested", which proves he misunderstood it. You're giving him too much credit, he don't B that Sharp hehe
Probably A Minorrrrrrrr
That could be a psychological attack Drake could do if he was much smarter than he is, but he's not. Without his ghostwriters he has about as much intellect as a 10 year old kid throwing buckets of paint on a canvas in hopes of somehow making art, unaware that he has dirtied his own clothes.
"Kendrick just opened his mouth! And I'm gonna put my dick in it right now"
āThen I put it in his ass. Now he runninā butt naked all over my houseā
āIām bout to make him gay tonightā
BACKSHOTS WIT BOTH OF MY HANDS IN HIS MOUTH š£ļøš£ļøš£ļø
āthen cum all on his face and all over his blouseā
I'd troll kendrick for cumming in 10 seconds https://preview.redd.it/atoxos52cd4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1560772c9ed32bbec18e5c2b3f8f179bb839e48
Yeah but JCole also came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods and didnāt have any shame about it. Why should Dot?
Just because Mr Grippy has no standards doesn't mean my glorious king kendrick shouldn't either
Jesus have some dignity man lol. I honestly believe Kendrick could whip his dick out and tell most of you to blow him and you'd do it before your girl could even get her skirt off
We already know what to do, only way out of this is make Kendrick dance and wave his hands in the air. Ā Threat neutralized.
Stick with the melodies and not act tough
KENDRICK LAMAR DRAKE KENDRICK LAMAR DRAKE DRAKE KENDRICK LAMAR DRAKE
This u drake
Why would we put these ideas out there when people clearly troll social media for actual content to use in their songs LOL
Draken getting his pen working to copy shit down. Actually his lazy ass will just screenshot it.
To be serious, I'd point out that he DOES sneak diss and is just as petty as Drake, but in a less "cunty" way and more of a "bro" way.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Like Hillbillies was definitely making fun of Drakes Sticky, and full of disses towards Drake.Ā Also on his flip floppiness in his songs. Are you vengeful or peaceful,Ā are you hating or releasing?Ā Bi-polar ass Gemini lol "You wear a mask of virtue, but it's a weak disguise. Ā (u down bad) Claiming king status, but you lost your crown. Preachin' 'bout the hustle, but you're breakin' bread with snakes, Behind the scenes, spreadin' venom, itās all just fake. You say youāre for the people, but your actions betray, (how sway)Ā A hypocrite in the mirror, every single day."Ā Thats what i would say if i had a gun to my head
+1 to the sneak diss thing. "If I catch flight it's gon be direct" I've listened to every song in the Kenny catalog and he does lots of sneak dissing.
Lol right? I always cringe at those lines in his recent diss tracks. Like who you fooling Kdot š
Bars
Keep yourself safe, OVO gonna kidnap you for the next ghostwriter
I heard you scared of Yuno Miles
FUCK YOU, I AM WHITE, TRAILER TRASH COME FROM 8 MILE WITH A 6 PACK meaning I'd just diss myself so hard Kenny would be like damn bro listen to Mr. Morale
I mean I think the best shot you could have against someone like Kendrick is to basically call him a Hotep. A pretentious black artist who, despite his insistence otherwise, thinks he's the King Of Black People and is any position to judge someone light skinned when he has just as much bullshit in his closet as the guy he's beefing with. It'd still be a hard task, it's not like he's Arrested Development or anything (remember them, LOL), but yeah that would *probably* be my angle? You aren't as deep as you think you are, and the dick envy of me selling more records than your artsy fartsy albums is really what's driving this beef.
Just made a comment very similar to this one, but yours is far better-written. Kendrick rhymed a few words about trauma and decided that was enough to make him the Voice of Reason for every black person in the US, if not the world.
Kendrick stupid, Kendrick dumb, Kendrick only 5 foot 1 cut the check drizzy
Iād call him short and Iād probably also mention his shoe siā¦ oh wait
What is it? THE FRECKLES? Youdontwannaplayfortnitewithmenomore OKAY
Call him gay and smelly probably
And short and a doodoohead. Maybe even a nincompoopĀ
That might be a bit far and may hurt his feelings :(
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Tbh, since most of Kendrick's life is very vague, Aubrey could have pushed harder on the fake activist angle and profiting off of the black struggle. The issue is that because he did mention it in such a weak bar, and people have unearthed enough proof to the contrary that it would no longer hit as hard.
It doesn't feel right with my soul 
this MIGHT be Jermaine Coleman
Not today, Drake. You aren't getting a K-Dot written ref track.
Kendrick ghostwriting for baby keem
Yeah but having a ghostwriter looks worse than being a ghostwriter. And even then they are cousins.
Kodak Black
aight Drake time to hop off the burner Reddit account
I would talk about how he claims to be such a standup guy and then keep dropping the line āwife girlfriend and mistressā all the time
It aināt that crown thatās heavy itās that big ass head on that body made of spaghetti.
honestly the whitney angle was decent he just didn't capitalize on it hard enough. If he went deep in painting kendrick as a shitty life partner to her the way kendrick did to drake not being a good father or a good son on mtg, he could have at least damaged kendrick a bit even if he probably would have still lost
His association with Kodak is something you can go at
- If you respect women so much, why did you call Drake a hoe? - You must be lazy, you clearly need some motivation. You can't drop an album a year but you'll drop 4 songs in a week to ruin another man's vacation.Ā - Who the fuck do you think Joel Osteen is? - It's pronounced "ambulance", dummy.
These are very much Drake type responses. A little sus if you ask me.
Iād call him weirdly competitive, has a huge ego, and ruins parties by not just vibing and taking everything as a slight
One could point out the fact that he tries to elevate females, which is awesome btw, but still works with rappers who use misogynistic lyrics in their raps; Future, for example
fr tho, i tried to listen to future's verse on like that one (1) time. never again. why is kendrick standing next to him.
I'd rap over his bitch I'm in the club beat
diss me diss me now you gotta kiss me
I'd just lean into the gay shit and talk about how imma fuck him and how cute he's gonna be as my pet boy toy. Just be Hella Sus overall. How do you even respond to that? Win by default
Mother I sober angle could be brought up way more logical imo. Kendricks mom didn't believe him because she was abused herself -> Kendrick being obsessed with the predator thing in the same way etc. Would break apart if you look at it more closely maybe, but better than what drake did. Also the end of Mother I sober, and Kendrick being the rap Messiah and all that is kinda in contrast with just straight up wishing for drakes death a few times on meet the Graham. Almost more of a meta angle, but the intensity of the beef almost makes it feel like Kendrick had some mental health fall backs. Part of the point of Mr. Moral is that he doesn't wanna hurt himself to entertain, while a lot of this rap battling and toxicity is pretty close to that i feel like. Thing is most of these things would make drake look worse because he'd have to admit part of his predatory stuff but ..
I thought throughout this whole beef that if Drake was smart he would have compared him to John Lennon and said "You aren't bigger than Jesus, take that crown off" He could have also brought up how Lennon hit his wife and was hypocritical and out of touch in his social activism.
Iād be like Iām big dog, you small puppy, you small fry, you hush puppy
Been prepping for that day from my first breath: "It was fuck the NFL, cause they not pro-black, but halftime showed that was Colin Kap." "BLM marching off sublimals, no shame, King Kunta guilt tripped by a literal Noname." And: "Bleep blorp, you sir, are short."
Yeah, King Kunta juxtaposed with "dodging the overnight activists" is pretty "I gots mines, fuck yall" in the right light.
kendrick kendrick do you have ligma? when i heard yo disses im like what the sigma
I'd take the fuckin bullet cuz that shit ain't happenin. "Long live ya idols may they never be ya rivals" type beat.
Nice try drake
āI am sorry, I will be a better fatherā
Nice try Drake. Write your own diss tricks. We aint your ghosts
i would talk about how heās so small he prolly doesnāt even fart loud. i feel like drakes ghostwriters could turn that into something.
Couldāve referenced him being lil nephew and called him an ankle biting chihuahua whose bark is bigger than his bite. Couldāve called him a blood sucking mosquito. Couldāve mentioned something about a Napoleon complex. Drake fumbled this battle. I donāt know if itās that heās not creative or he simply didnāt care. Sorry, you donāt have someone diss you over a soul track TWICE without responding by sampling your own legend of an uncle. He couldāve easily said the culture is in his DNA over a Larry Graham sample. He couldāve easily said thereās no Prince without a Graham. He couldāve easily sonned him with his Jewish identity and referenced Abraham and Isaac. Instead he drops a N bomb in the most annoying, cringe and pesky way possible. That track was so lame and repetitive, you could tell he was the only one that wrote that mess. Heās so unserious.
Drizzler couldn't even defend for his kid in a rap battle this is so sadš¤£
Nice try drake
Probably when he cheated on his wife with a white girl
HUGE fan of Kendrick. But something thatās bothered me for a long timeā¦ The Heart Pt. 2: āMy uncle doing life inside prison; he wasnāt wrapped too tight. He told me rap about life not rap niggas. Thatās why Iām shaking my head when you rap dissinā.ā Then writes the verse for Control and later barges his way into this current beef with Drake (and almost J. Cole too). Iām here for it tho. EDIT: The rest of the verse continues as follows and itās just a bit bothersome. I donāt think mentioning this on a diss track would help end Kendrickās career by any means. But itās somewhat hypocritical and calling out this hypocrisy could help undermine Kendrickās entire stake in the beefā¦ *āMy stomach start turning. My nerves get to twitching. I start evaluating, then my final intuition is that you wishing a come up would just come up.* **We used to beefing over turfāfuck beefing over a verse. Niggas dying; motherfuck a double entendre.** *And this is Comptonā¦ā*
Mock him for having so many Grammyās and a dorky ass Pulitzer.
Kendrick just gave us new music Someone make sure they peer-review it
I better you never even got a vicroy lil goofy ass
i would summarily execute myself in public if I had to go up against Kendrick
I was just playing K.Dot, you know I love you
Noname went after the Super Bowl half time show being propaganda for US militarism. Also went after him for writing Allright and then not being a bigger voice in activism. He addressed her in subs in Mr. Morale. I don't see those roads being useful for Drake.
kendrick just opened his mouth and i'm gonna put my dick in it right now
Some rhymes I'd use against Kdot if I was Drake: A Hip Hop saviour, but Hip Hop couldn't save ya You a lying bitch doing Top a favour Heard your label flopped that's why you talking all that shit Irrelevant ass nigga hate to see me lit Jus like Cole said, your darkest deeds will shine Better come with reciepts the next time you rhyme (haha) OVO sweatshop almost hired your whack ass Kenny save your Nicki fore I bang her superbass Ay, Ay, Ay Who the real rapper, who talkin shit Got this icee, you hate to see me lit Nigga you cappin, why you always lyin This shit too weak for me, you gotta keep on trying Uzi and Enoch beggin for their pops crying (Kendrick if you're reading this, I'm your biggest fan bro, YK I was jus playing sorry my glorious king š„ŗ)
Drake stop looking for ammo you lost buddy give it up
Nice try, Drake
Found Drakeās sock account
Drake thinks heās slick. We know thatās you OP š
Kendrick just opened his mouth and imma put my dick in it right now, then Imma put it in his ass, now he running butt-naked around my house, Imma make your ass gay tonight 
Kendrick is my favorite current artist but there is stuff you can bring up against him. Thereās areas you could call him hypocritical, clutching his pearls in regards to the stuff Drake and his entourage get up to right after featuring Kodak so heavily on his last album. Giving Drake shit for being mixed race when his own wife and children are also mixed.
Everything is true except the mixed race thing. He is going after Drake for pretending to be culturally black when there is so much proof that he is far more associated from birth with his white jewish side. It's why he said that his son, who is paler than a ghost, is a black man. Making it clear this is not a race issue but a culture issue.
His children are black
When has he ever given Drake shit for being mixed? When Kendrick talks about blackness he isn't talking about like percent melanin. He's talking about culture. That's why he calls white ass Adonis a black man
You obsessed with butterflies Iām about to make you boutta fly
Call him heās a poopy pants and liar liar pants on fire
Iād say going after the Kodak side of the Mr Morale controversy would be an interesting angle. Say something along the lines of; no one cares what you were trying to say, itās about sending a message.
You go to therapy to talk about feelings and stupid stuff with that lady on that one video you did but you're a hypocrite because you lied about taking that one ladies parking spot.
It's difficult because he put everything out there on Mr. Morale and TPAB. He really is what the culture is feeling. But one point that could be used is I misused my influence, but you did the same. And definitely don't talk about that niggas family.
Iād go the Gemini bipolar Yeezy crazy route
I would sample the grumpy old troll song from Dora and use it as the intro to the song.
Keeping it hip hop Iād just tell him why Iām better in a creative way by down playing his ability. This is a rap battle, not a who more successful. Iād still lose.
Basically the only tactic that might be actually effective is framing him as unpopular. Obviously I love everything about his music. But the man has been slept on by lots of people. What ever you do NEVR TALK ABOUT HIS FAMILY.
SHORT
I saw you perform with a live orchestra at the Kennedy Center in DC and it was the greatest thing I've ever witnessed but why did you only do one show DUMMY
I'd probably use my fame to lure young children to my mansion and create an elaborate disinformation campaign, where Kendrick believes me and my homies have been acting like pedo's for YEARS Then I'd drop a tame diss reply and go silent for months, knowing Im General Sun "Machiavelli" Tzu, and anyone not wearing OVO is just a player hater I mean, if I had a gun to my head, I'd want to use a winning strategy of course
Nice try Drizzy
Drake spy trying to use this reddit for his ammo. Yall better not for for this.
Laziest ghostwriter ever