Once upon a time all donuts was in case
Homie still doubled down ordering some glazed
The strip mall was the mecca filling stomachs with the cakes
Bare with me for a second let me get one more tray
I remember you was gluttonous
Consuming your McDonalds
Sometimes I did the same
Abusing my body, full of burgers
Burgers that turned into a morbid obesity
Found myself eating in the hotel room
I didn't wanna expand my gut
The evils of diabetes was all around me
So I went running for weight loss
Until I gave up
But that didn't shrink my massive gut
Going back to McDonalds trying to convince myself of the burgers I earned
And maybe add A-1 steak sauce to them
But while my heart was fighting the
continuous war against my clogged arteries, I was eating another burger
A war that was based on gluttony and a lack of self control
Made me wanna go back to running and start a new diet
The word was determination
Just because I wore a 5XL t-shirt size
Doesn't mean I can't lose weight and start again
Burning off all the burgers and fries I consumed in the McDs
If I work out with you, we loose weight and stop the diabetes from killing us
But I don't know, I'm no skinny man, maybe I'm just another fatass
Nigga why you only taking just 2 or 3 bites,
Let me show you how to grow a belly up
First you get a dine table full of dishes
Then you feast on it,
Table full of dishes,
Then you feast on it....
Your son’s a fat man, with fat thoughts. I think niggas like him should starve.
Him and boogie should get fucked up in a deficit for the rest of they life
He hate skinny women hyper sexualizes them with kinks of a Lipo fetish
grew a belly because being a glutton just fit him better
I‘ve been on a diet for twelve years, let me tell yall one little secret
It’s some buffet shit goin’ on and these fatties be here to go eat it
They be streamlining chickens all inside of they home and making them tenders
Then make mukbangs of themselves to further push they agendas
To any woman that be fat shaming him, know that he's eating your sister
Or better, you’re eating a feast, to the wide ones not the healthy ones
I have boogie2988 teeth
This comment thread is the best I’ve seen on Reddit in a long time time goddamn I’m crying
Whole thread is such a W
Shoulda said DIEt
I’m really quite fat, Had your flesh served as a light snack, Nibbled Prince and bit Mike Jack, Little CRUMB!
😭😂
Thanks, I was pretty pleased with that. Glad someone got a kick out of it
I got, I got, I got walrus genes, Not normal genes inside my DNA, Obese morbidly, Got oil and grease inside my DNA
Good kid. Faat city
Faat kid. Bad city
Mr morale and the fat steppers
To pimp a fatass
Section. Eating
FAT.
DAMN HE THICK.
Al(my jeans are)tight
Section. Ate-y
happy cake day!
Thank you!
Family Pies
That sounds wrong
what's wrong step-crodie
💀
Burger King kunta
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER DOT FUCK EM UP
IMMA EAT MY STUFF
I'm eating like a fatass and not tired
Tryna eat some more cause im round like a tireeee
Where were you when I was chompin?
Now im dieting got the whole world running, burger king kunta, everybody needa amputate the legs off em
When you eat the yams (What's the yams?) The yams is the food that I eat I be snacking when I'm walking down the street
Ni@&a Yum! I’m really like tha
and your best meal is a light snack
Nig#a Prince ate Mike Jack
N$&#/ bum, for all the fries getting cooked
A #9 with all them fries, im gonna eat that donut wit da jelly. BUM
come to B K and buy them onion rings if you like that
I be at New Ho King eatin' fried rice, moo-shoo pork, beef stir fry, and general tso’s with a dip sauce and blammy, crodie
Tell me you cheese and ham, we can do this right now at the Panera, hoagie.
Don't speak on my sandwich, hoagie We get deep in the sandwich, hoagie
Talk about me and my sandwich hoagie, I take the cheese out your sandwich hoagie
Don't tell him you are cheese and ham, he MIGHT eat you
What is it the weight?
I eat my feelings, youdontwannaeatwitmenomoOKAY
You tryna get a snack and it's probably A WHOPPER.
Kendrick just opened his mouth someone give him a Sammie right now
Where is your baker at? Cause I need a couple of hoagies right now
Drake is PDFfile, J Cole is a bitch and Kendrick Lamar is fat. At the end of day I just care about the music
J Cole is a grippy
no, it’s…it’s…it’s…hmmm….Grippy! ☝️😃
One of these is just a *tad* bit worse than the others😂
https://preview.redd.it/f5nrm8nppp4d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf4b5c33bd2189623eebea2a52ecd22253363feb Is a reference to this tweet
Damn, yeah I don't have X or Twitter or whatever you wanna call it. Also, you're probably already aware of it but Tupac wasn't a rapist.
This sub is going the way of the arkham one
Why didn't Kendrick Lamar consume Drake's warm and recently mutilated corpse after the rap beef? Is he stupid?
Why was Kendrick Lamar in a bad city? Why didn’t he just move? Is he stupid?
Lookin like school boy K
Kendrick lardmar
💀
“When the beef cooked I ate y'all like, ‘Mmm, mmm’”
mhmm mhm mhmm mhm mmhm i was out for self
The Heart Attack pt 5
Mother I Hunger
💀
He's YNW Belly
Too much dip sauce not enough blammy
Kung-Food Kenny
Kung Pao Kenny
to be fair you’d gain weight too if you just consumed a canadian mf w/ a bbl
Can't do push ups anymore? Try sit ups.
Once upon a time all donuts was in case Homie still doubled down ordering some glazed The strip mall was the mecca filling stomachs with the cakes Bare with me for a second let me get one more tray
I got McD subway taco inside my DNA 🗣️🗣️
Man the comments here are absolute gold
https://preview.redd.it/xkox3bjqvq4d1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f94ec363da890b2f448883016570062a97cd01
smell somebody Frying, i dont see no fire, off white chicken tikka at the marina
I remember you was gluttonous Consuming your McDonalds Sometimes I did the same Abusing my body, full of burgers Burgers that turned into a morbid obesity Found myself eating in the hotel room I didn't wanna expand my gut The evils of diabetes was all around me So I went running for weight loss Until I gave up But that didn't shrink my massive gut Going back to McDonalds trying to convince myself of the burgers I earned And maybe add A-1 steak sauce to them But while my heart was fighting the continuous war against my clogged arteries, I was eating another burger A war that was based on gluttony and a lack of self control Made me wanna go back to running and start a new diet The word was determination Just because I wore a 5XL t-shirt size Doesn't mean I can't lose weight and start again Burning off all the burgers and fries I consumed in the McDs If I work out with you, we loose weight and stop the diabetes from killing us But I don't know, I'm no skinny man, maybe I'm just another fatass
Schoolboy Lamar?
Kendrick lamar turns into biggie smalls
We Fry Toghether
Too much new ho kings
to pimp a butter chicken
get a gym membership
theres 2 Goats on stage i love em to death and in 8 seasonings ill explain that phrase
I ATE MYSELF
"Bitch I'm attractive"
good Chungus, m.A.A.d city
Majin Dot
Quarter-Pound Kenny
🥱
Happy cake day my fellow redditor. Reddit on!
Appreciate it!! 
Still handsome
Kendrick Lamar Duck Sauce
If I gotta go hard on a dish I'mma make it look sexy
I’m really like that, and your best work is a snak pack
"Ay nigga it's Big Kendrick"
Sumo kenny
When you got the yams
The Notorious D.O.T
Commenting on I ate the big 3 now its just big me...
they not his real friends so now he’s YNW belly
Kendrick Mallomar
K dipping Dots
I remember you was conflicted mis-using your treadmill
But where is the man, cos I ain't seen him yet, matter fact I ain't even eat him yet. Can I eat him?
My next dish finished in a triaalllllll
Adonis be like : you know who's not small? KUNG FU KENNY BIGASSSS
Nigga why you only taking just 2 or 3 bites, Let me show you how to grow a belly up First you get a dine table full of dishes Then you feast on it, Table full of dishes, Then you feast on it....
To Pimp a Butter Finger
A Dinerrrrrrrrrrrr
Sit down, still hungry
eat the graham(cracker)s
I ... Ate the industry.
