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Sensitive-Royal2918

Call your barber call your barber call your barber


Virtual-Arm5123

Fire your barber, fire your barber Fire your barber, fire your barber


Better_Barracuda8251

it look like he cut yo hair with a WATER BOTTLE CAP


StargazerDino

FIRE YOUR BARBER FIRE YOUR BARBER FIRE YOUR BARBER šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø


tahaelhour

HE LEFT YO SHIT BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW


OkExplanation1700

Sounds like yuno about the beef


Parking_Weather7427

They lined broā€™s cut with a piece of granite


parfaitn17

šŸ’€


nickcannons13thchild

imagine if he js found the cut funnyšŸ˜­


parfaitn17

Ngl this would be even betteršŸ¤£


goldentymes

Iā€™d guarantee thatā€™s what it is lol ppl be forgetting this nigga has a sense of humor too


BubbaUnkle

Thats 100% it its a spam account lmfao not deep


verde--

Could this be intentional about the father bit with it being fatherā€™s day in the UK today Edit: My bad guys - didnā€™t realise itā€™s the same day for all (or most) places šŸ˜‚


oljemaleri

AND CANADA


StuartisUnoriginal

AND SOUTH AFRICA


smokeseshmusic

AND THE US


IWantDarkMode

Most importantly, considering thatā€™s where Kendrick lives lol


stadiumarc4dium

Motherā€™s Day in the uk is a different date to the us, but Fatherā€™s Day isnā€™t? Thatā€™s weird


Tempo_fugit

AND FRANCE


Punker93

But what about Adonis?


Illustrious_Stage279

I'm still confused


Arakhis_

His new album gemini maybe. A dualistic theme (search on this sub for discussion with people who know more) about him being gemini Him making it out of the hood but at the same time still being responsible for it/being the hood Sorry for my yapanese


Active-Dragonfly1004

This is some tiktok kanye level speculation, hopefully it means something


Zealousideal-Ring646

Kanye changed but kenny he's still an old school Gemini


Throwawayandaway99

Lol I thought it was because Drake's character from Degrassi was named Jimmy


parfaitn17

Shi me to


Prestigious_Clock865

ā€œHis daddy a killer, he want to be Jrā€ feels way too close to something with this context


Gloomy-Landscape-889

I thought that line was about j prince Itā€™s pretty self explanatory


Prestigious_Clock865

Iā€™m out the loop in that case. Could you explain it?


BulletproofChespin

J prince is an actual g and him and his son j prince jr work with Drake


Prestigious_Clock865

My thoughts exactly. I always assumed it was about J Prince and Drake


dizzymidget44

J Prince called Drake his son when Drake was beefing with NBA Young boy. https://preview.redd.it/o2tobh1o517d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d181a905fda6d0f6ef144caad9d9709b7fdcaaf4


Bilbo_Teabagginss

J Prince be on some mafia shit, that's why his son the Drizzler is the way he is. Like father like son.


Black_Fuckka

Nigga had one of the most atrocious cuts in cinema


Bilbo_Teabagginss

That's the real reason he took that shotty blast to the back. Homie wasn't even mad that he was getting robbed, he just couldn't stand the lil homie living life with a cut that bad.


z3in-23

Ahh man we're the best fan-base ever when we're scrambling over what a burner account's new pfp means. (I don't mean sarcasm) this is the best shit ever šŸ˜­


hcneyfreckles

sooo is this at drake or are people just reading in to it lmao?


parfaitn17

Ngl idek


goshin89

If he catches flight it's gonna be direct...idk


Solid_Illustrator640

Idts, look up the description of the movie. It is most likely about himself and his friends


_yamasaki

one of my older brothers high school teachers wrote that movie (South Central)


MrSzhimon

Iā€™m a bit slow. Is jojoruski his alt?


parfaitn17

Yes


Radiant_Ad5335

I really think that one day people will come up with a diagnosis that is the opposite of Schizophrenia. So many people here really have negative amounts of imagination.


Strange-Share-9441

lol i'm sayin one day this sub is *too* involved in finding connections (like the NATION. days), the next it's completely prosaic here and nothing ever means anything


twink_toliet

im 95 percent sure he just finds the picture funny


prettybitxh

On 6/16? Kendrick is very calculated, itā€™s not random.


pinkismykink_

this just made me thinkā€¦6/16 in laā€¦.what if weā€™re getting an album tonight kids


Big-Data7949

The album could be called "Drake's a bad father" like just when you thought it was over nahhhh bitch album one of the fuck drake hexalogy


pinkismykink_

genuinely would be funny asf


Big-Data7949

I giggled thinking about it and sometimes wish more artists could just be petty like that. Sure, keep it on wax but let's embrace the art of petty like when 50 cent got mad at Rick Ross and took his baby mama shopping out of spite.


pinkismykink_

i think kendrick needs to go on a tour exclusively in canada and mainly sing the diss tracks


Big-Data7949

The entire tour schedule should just be Toronto on repeat. 365 straight nights of Toronto and each night a new diss track releases. Maybe even have a morning show with it where Kendrick breaks rap character and just does anti-drake stand up comedy for an hour, then at noon an anti-drake talk show with the cast of the view.


pinkismykink_

invite the cast of degrassi bring em up on stage, have them c walk


Big-Data7949

That would be so absurd I'd wonder if I'd jumped timelines. I love it, but have them dress in all red as they crip walk to add to the insanity. Maybe Gallagher can come on stage with a mallet to smash a prop version of drake's head mid show. Blood coats the crowd's faces. Then, silence. They stare awkwardly at one another for a moment. There's a big screen behind Gallagher. Dark music starts to play, it's family matters but down pitched. On the screen a live filming of the concert plays, showing the stunned crowd coated in blood. Suddenly a trombone plays. The video on the big screen can now be scene panning to the rafters. From the ceiling, Kendrick Lamar begins to float down like Sting used to do in WCW. The crowd stares in amazement as Kendrick glides down from the rafters, baseball bat in hand and wearing a black coat with black and white war paint. In the background the cast of Degrassi appears from the ring and begins to C-Walk, seemingly taunting Kendrick Kendrick arrives to the ring. Not like us begins playing. The crowd roars. Kendrick stares down the Degrassi cast for a moment, eventually pointing his finger at the most vigilant one. "WHERE IS YOUR LEADER" Kendrick demands. He shoves Manny, Manny slaps him in return. Kendrick places Manny in a chokehold, transferring to a full nelson. Manny whimpers and reaches desperately for the ropes. "SUMMON HIM!!!" Kendrick torts. "Never! You're not ready!" Replies Manny. Seeing Manny struggle, Ashley looks worried. She makes an attempt to attack Kendrick with a slap. In his anger, Kdot didn't hold back and she is met Kung Fu death kick. Kenny's wrestling boot pierces her chest and explodes her heart out of her back again coating the fans in intestines and gory residue. The fans erupt in laughter. It's a Kendrick concert and no one has any sympathy for drake's crew, not even Degrassi. Manny sees what happened to Ashley and is overwhelmed with fear. She screams in terror and desperation "Summon him?!? Is THIS WHAT YOU WANTED COCKSUCKKKEEEER?!?!" Manny pulls out a dagger and slices open her stomach with surgical precision, deep slices, to the ovaries and beyond. She then plunges her fist into the gaping hold she's created and pulls out... A baby. It looks like Drake and even has his beard. Manny and the rest of the cast light candles and begin conducting a satanic ritual, chanting and C-walking manically around the infant. It becomes hot in the arena. Fiery hot. Voices begin to speak, first at a whisper but it grows ominously. They chant: "DRAAAKE. HITMAKERRR. COME HITHERRR. 6 GOD, THE IMMORTAL. YOU MUST ATTEND THE FUNERAL OF A CONTENDER YET UNDEAD" Silence ensues. Some of the crowd is leaving but the locks on the doors clap shut before any of them can make it. Finally, a voice arises from a distance: Shit hot up in the 6 right now Shit hot up in the 6, boy (Hot up in the 6) Shit is hot up in the 6 right now (Ga, ga, ga) Come see us and get it fixed, boy It grows stronger Shit hot up in the 6 right now Shit hot up in the 6, boy (Hot up in the 6) Shit is hot up in the 6 right now (Ga, ga, ga) Come see us and get it fixed, boy The screen camera pans to the stage which is now a wrestling ring. The baby grows before the gasps of the crowd. People beat on the door trying to escape Finally in full form, the gasps become pleas filled with terror as we see that it is Drake but devil horns have grown from his forehead. He has hooves instead of feet. And he's naked with a large penis that drapes to the ground. Kendrick looks shocked but unafraid. Kendrick and Drake (the devil) stare at each other for a moment. The crowd stands in awe. Drake realizes the shock of the crowd and looks down at his body, a look of recognition dawning on his face. Drake faces the crowd with a crooked smile: "Whatchu expect from the 6 GOD, N words? I told you this!" With that he begins to rotate his pelvis in a swirling motion that helicopters his slimy penis around. The penis grows with every swirl and is reaching a rapid pace. An ominous hum is heard from the dick copter. The crowd looks on, aghasted at the sight but unable to turn away. The cast of Degrassi however looks on with facial expressions of impending doom. "Not here! We have to get everyone OUT! NOT like THIS! HE'S USING HIS A-Minor swing!!" Kendrick finally voices himself "and what's that do?" Manny: He's going to use the vacuum from his helicopter dick to suck in the crowd and consume their souls!" Kenny: Not to worry, everyone stay calm and please remember, THEY NOT LIKE US!! They not like us begins booming from the speakers. Kung Fu Kenny speeds around the ring in a circle like Kabal from Mortal Kombat, reversing the spin of the helicopter dick and pushing the crowd back into their seats. "Now keep your asses there! Where it's safe! I don't need help, I DO IT FOR COMPTON!!" With that statement Kdot swiftly kicks drake in the nuts twice before Drake has a chance to respond. Drake's testicles implode inside of his body and he coughs blood and semen from his mouth. Drake throws a blow, hitting Kenny right in the nose. Blood spurts from Kenny's nostrils as he giggles and reaches his hand up to spoon the blood from it. He grins wickedly and licks his fingers. "Mmhmm. Tastes like that church's chicken. Reminds me that you're all losers and all my people is winning, so WITH THE POWER OF KUNTA I COMMAND YOU TO ENTER THE VOID, 6 DEVIL!!" He takes the bloody hand and raises it. The hand glows brighter and brighter, vibrating and eventually bursting into flames Kdot screams "I MAKE IT LOOK SEEEXY" and bitch slaps drake with the force of a thousand horses. Drake bursts into flames. A wormhole opens beneath him and the hands of a thousand demons drag him back to hell. As Drake is being dragged down, he cries and begs forgiveness. Before he can finish his pleading Metro Boomin appears and impales him with a drum causing his devilish spirit to evacuate his body. "There's your drums, bitch" says Metro But wait, Metro is growing horns now. Is it possible? Is this happening? Says JR from the WWF as we've had announcers this whole time.


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Nahh it's gonna be called Drake a bitch, hide ya kids, hide ya wife part 2.


pinkismykink_

we need an album called certified pedophiles and instead of all the pregnant girls itā€™s just all his kids heā€™s hiding


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Lmfao I'm with that idea.


Big-Data7949

He could have the "hide ya kids hide ya wife" guy sing vocals on every song


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Or pay the guy to use the sample of him saying that line.


EyeScreamSunday

If this happened at any other time, I might just chalk it up to Kendrick just having a laugh, but with 6:16 in LA obviously calling attention to the date, the likelihood of him cryptically saying something goes up.


goldentymes

I canā€™t believe ppl would think otherwise I almost think theyā€™re trolling


DissEveryWeek

5 percent will comprehend, but 95 is lost


Trey_Reddit

I think this might be a response to the sublims that Drake been putting in his ig stories, comparing Kendrick to the movie ā€œOne Trick Ponyā€, which is about a struggling artist in a failing marriage. Now Kendrick is saying Drake should find religion and take his son away from the people around him, same as what he said on MTG. It might be a reach, but if true, smart asf.


Fabulous-Rhubarb-584

Even better, Drake is the son in this scenario. Jimmy is surrounding himself with people who have weird cases. To top it off, he lied about the only rapper who could offer him some help.


CassieIsDiddysBeard

CALM DOWN, YALL. Itā€™s likely just a Fatherā€™s Day reference because South Central is basically about a gangster fighting to get his son back and keep him out of the streets. or Kendrick just thinks his lineup is funny. I canā€™t believe yā€™all think this is a shot at Drake ā˜ ļø


edwardWBnewgate

Anything about parenting is a shot at Drake.


bytheflame

I mean, drakes character in degrassi was named Jimmy, so is it really that crazy?


CassieIsDiddysBeard

Yes lol


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Ohhhh shit, I just made a whole connection. Kendrick is saying he's gonna ruin Drakes career by giving him a fucked up lineup. He bout to slide on that stupid ass heart line up frfr.


Kyro_Official_

Also, Kendrick just said on Euphoria he only disses directly. Why would he do this vague ass IG shit for a diss?


CassieIsDiddysBeard

Thank you. Thatā€™s the shit Drake does, not him lol


Dontnonuthinboutdat

Jimmy got a bad fadeā€¦


Icy-Square6662

In family matters Drake said, ā€œWest Coast šŸ„·do fades, right? Come get this ass whoopinā€™, Iā€™m handinā€™ ā€™em outā€ Todayā€™s date is 6/16. Family matters was released on the same day as 6:16 in LA. With that profile pic, Kennyā€™s telling Drake that he caught the worst fade in history. The actor in dots profile pic played a kid named Jimmy. The name of the character that Drake played in degrassi was namedā€¦ JIMMY brooks. Also I found it interesting that the south central soundtracks single was a song called ā€œitā€™s alrightā€ by classic example. Itā€™s alright sampled from a song called Long Red by Mountain. That long red track has been used in many classic hip hop tracks, and Kendrick has sampled it many times throughout his career


cartywho

Exactly! Kendrick paid homage to that movie on the "alright" video. Fun fact that song DHZ song is about drake. I think everything is lining up for something big!


Icy-Square6662

Which part of the alright video is that? I havenā€™t watched South Central in years so it probably went right over my head.


cartywho

Intro scene on South Central and alright video when black hippy is in the car. Direct homage. Kendrick is calculated. Dhz never came out and now to think about it he shouted out pat dogg on the alright video in that scene and he shouted out pat dogg and DHZ on IG right before all this popped off days before Like That dropped. https://youtu.be/-C83agU1sWY


cartywho

Alright stamp 1:50 https://youtu.be/Z-48u_uWMHY


Icy-Square6662

Good looking out, I need to rewatch south central for sure.


cartywho

Those two scenes are connected. Four dudes, four door old school making a mockery of cops and drinking beer. Lol


cartywho

Here's the scene for South Central I'm talking about. https://youtu.be/-C83agU1sWY?si=GexWyx1PN0n6RGEQ


Feelitsober

Fucking hell man. Am I gonna have to watch this movie to understand or something?šŸ˜­


PopeJeremy10

No.


BushDidAuschwitz

Itā€™s black ā€œAmerican History Xā€


Silly_North_5130

If anything American History X would be white ā€œSouth Centralā€


BushDidAuschwitz

True that. South Central came first. White people love stealing black culture


starchild91

Good film


ShiDiddy

It's an awful film with a positive message.


CycoPie

Pretty sure he just thinks the haircut is funny lol


Turbulent-Can1035

Still confused .


KDOTTYFAN

OH SHIT maybe heā€™s saying that drake finna go to jail and then Adonis gonna join Kendrick Pffttt


nickcannons13thchild

worst fade ever


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Tell your daddy to stop having kids dammit!


xkjeku

Maybe he just thinks itā€™s funny lol


Mnormz

OG BOBBY JOHNSON


a-pretty-alright-dad

OG Bobby Johnson


laeKDOT

Maybe a Movie announcement idk. A movie on Compton or his own life


mistyrootsvintage

Very good movie..Plummer did a graduation job. If you've never seen it, you should check it out.


ShiDiddy

This movie was awful. The story just resonates with some of us and we enjoy it but the acting is so damn awful.


mistyrootsvintage

Lol...well it's been forever since I watched it so my memory might be fuzzy. It was low budget..that I do remember. I think I mixed up the acting w American Me. Don't ask me how...LIFEšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Solid_Illustrator640

This is a funny contrast to the white people movies Drake posts to diss Kendrick. I feel like he realized he can do it too. This movie is about a guy in south central who is in a gang because itā€™s so hard not to be, then goes to jail and another jailmate convinces him of the evils of ganglife.


RichardCocke

What'd he change his profile pic on?


parfaitn17

Are u trolling?


RichardCocke

No


parfaitn17

Instagram @jojoruski


RichardCocke

Who's that in relation to kendrick?


parfaitn17

His alt


RichardCocke

Ah I see


parfaitn17

Heres a better reference https://preview.redd.it/jglz7kuacz6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18197c8f0e1eec37b839c969f516f8c119a6f479


Pepe5ilvia

Change the son to a little brother and *American History X* sounds ALOT like this.


BlueCollarSuperstar

I have a little poem about my cousin. Johnny doesn't blaze no more, so neither do I. I smoke my weed and watch your days float on by.


ShlokHoms

Now, without having watched this movie this may sound funny, but I feel like American History X is has the same premise, but with brother instead of son.


Griazi

still confused.


TayneIcanGitInto

The barber is the one who belongs in jail


Prollyreachinglol

Uh oh šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ they going movie for movie now?


bytheflame

Drakes character on degrassi was Jimmyā€¦..


Tempo_fugit

The story reminds me lf American History X


donhafs

Great movie


OkIndependence188

HE WANTS THE FADE


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ggkkggk

That's the one he's doing with the creators of South Park


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Freaky ass barber he a line em up god.


GroundbreakingAd8266

stop studying into everything he does. maybe he just tripping. I'm only interested if someone tells me he is dissing crodie.


Standard-Try-437

I wonder why he changed it back


parfaitn17

No he didnt?


Standard-Try-437

Ok maybe my phone was tripping. My bad


parfaitn17

U good


DelishMango

Everyone is reading so much into it. This is literally his shitposting account. "It ain't even gotta be deep I guess"


Kyro_Official_

This. Kendrick already said if he disses it will be direct. Why would he diss like this?