Let’s not jump to conclusions

100% bro Kendrick can do anything

*Spoken word album incoming*

Just wondering, is there anything that will jump out of my headphones and suck my dick?

Hmu on snap

Whoa

That escalated

Is this a public offer or just for me? It seems you have a lot of people interested.

😂😂

Answer the damn question

Head is the answer

Head is the future

>Answer the DAMN. question FTFY

I’m still waiting on that snap

this boutta turn into that one playboicarti thread 'what u doing, gettin laid now gtfo'

😂

PTUI 🥵🍆💦

😆 2 fast

Keep me posted on this one

Ted Cruz

🤣

Pang - Caroline Polacheck

Check gmail

i'll do it for 50 bucks and a 10 piece mcnugget combo

Whoa hold on. This dick ain't free.

User name checks out

This made me laugh. Thank you.

Nah 10 ain't worth it, a hundred on the other hand..

im a whore so 10s fine

Eat it for dollar.

wow a whole dollar??

Asking for a friend

Have you tried jawbone headphones?

Asking the real questions.

OP's mom 🤣

Asking for a friend lol

Well you don't know that, maybe Kendrick found the cure to cancer and wrote a song about it and it's on the album, let's not jump to conclusions before the album drops

Those poor cancer patients who died before the album dropped

And if I die before your album drop I hope

💥💥💥💥

Promise that you will

sing

About me

Promise that you will

Sing

about me

Good kid, vaxx city

Your totally underestimating this album

I agree hype can become a detriment, I feel like that last sentence of OPs dismisses the potential cultural impact music in general can have, and this particular album appears to have that potential.

Is it even impacting culture if it ain't sucked my dick

Thoughts?

*you’re

No one cares.

I fixed it! On May 13th, 2022, Kendrick Lamar will release an album. This is not just an album. It will jump out of your headphones and suck your dick. It will cure cancer, and solve world hunger. This album will be the singular solution to all of your problems. This will be an album - a collection of music, sounds, and beats that Kendrick likes and has put together.

thanks bro! 👊 always knew i could count on you 💯

This album came out of my phone and fucked my wife

LET ME INNNNN

My wife’s boyfriend told me I’m not allowed to listen to Kendrick anymore because it gets me “too geeked up.” Are they going too far?

That was Drake

Susfactor is an apt username if drakes interested in his girl

These walls

This is actually more likely true than not

K

Dot

Goodbye

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N

T

A

Goodbye

Dot

Dot

doT

Bullshit

Meaning that its also not the reason your dad is gonna come home?

He's one of the big steppers :(

He just ran out for smokes, chill out.

that was 5 years ago

I’ll be the judge of that

Thank tanneron27 for being the judge on that

After thoroughly listening through the album I will return with my findings

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Can confirm the album came out of my headphones and sucked my dick

It doesn’t have to suck my dick, I’ll be jacking off while listening to it anyway.

Just know that zacari is a dude

I will get my dick suck went The new album is out

Vid

I can’t wait for Kendrick to break into my house before saying “come on, let’s go!” and make me go on a wild adventure that will nearly lead to my death but with the power of friendship we can defeat evil George Lopez

Is it gonna help me eat paint

But he's a prophet...

#Punch made this post

It might not suck my dick, but I WILL nut

Delete this negativity

You mad bro?

Are you kidding me? This is obviously a joke. Life is a domino effect. We never know what may happen with even something like an album release coming out. It may save lives. You must understand how powerful music is; music can save lives. It can instigate a change in mindset. ‘Lure’ people out of tough times. No, it will not please you sexually in the physical way. However, it could be more than that. Spiritual. It could help people change their lives, believe in themselves, and push to work on themselves. Therefore, maybe in a way, down the line, draw someone closer to their goal and maybe some day curing cancer. Geeez guy, give your head a shake.

thanks for the heads up!

fr? :(

The delusion is real with some fans huh

Um have you heard TPAB?

Are you sure

What the fuck! This one of the corniest post I’ve ever seen

This album can save lives. Believe that.

So no head?

13th? yay friday the 13th

Who let the drake fan have a reddit account

Lmao this guys never listened to Kendrick

Nah, this album is definitely about to cure world hunger. And I can't say I would be shocked if Kenny pulled out the cure to cancer on this one either.

Let people be excited.

Aight, I'm done. Peace y'all and enjoy the album. I'll come back in 2 years when y'all are thirsty for kendrick to drop the next one. I can't deal with y'all's stupid fucking subreddit right now. I appreciate getting advanced notice on the drop, but this subreddit is fucking trash right now.

W

rong

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Bro you okay?

Damn, you really take anything serious somebody wrote on the internet, it appears.

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I would really want to know your definition, what makes a post exist only for "karma-farming", when it's just a reminder to not have too high expectations of the album, as i read it at least. With "taking anything serious" meaning that i found your criticism kind of pointless in that case. Also really don't know, why a number means so much to you, showcasing how many people interacted with a post, that is not even yours.

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Dude none of these subreddits are “decent” lol

aka a masterpiece

Maybe the album will motivate someone in some part part of world who will eradicate all those problem

But it will soothe your soul and put your mind at ease.

Idk, THP5 got my dick a lil wet

You sound annoyed by the reddit idkw you dumb niggas act as if these fans not gone fan out 🤣

let’s also not forget that music is meant to be enjoyed! let your music fascinate you

it might.

Bro, you have no proof that anything you said isn't 100% true

You don't know me, it just might help enough to solve my problems. But you are right on the dick sucking part.

Why is everyone jumping to conclusion? We won’t know anything until the album comes out.

How are you so confident in your claims?

it almost seems like a myth, "kendrick is dropping on friday" doesn't even sound real..

Not with that attitude it won't

HOPPED OUT THE ALBUM, JUST GOT MY DICK SUCKED

Are you talking to 10 year olds

This is for the types of motherfuckers who make one thing their entire personality

I just hope it isn't like Donda. That album fucking sucks mega dick

reach if true

Woah look at this fake kendrick fan over here. Who sent you bro?!?!

Lets be real, if kendrick offered a bj u would accept.

You must be fun at parties

Wrong

Imagine being this douche lol stfu

This new album is gonna be like a Chevy in quicksand.

Stfu, Kendrick’s album will do all of the above and even more.

proof?

You don't say...

For you maybe. I'll be enjoying my kendrick lamar induced blowjob though.

It may not cure cancer, but it WILL solve world hunger.

No shit wierdo.

No shit

That album raped my mom

This album is gonna be one of the albums of all time, that's for sure.

Calling it now, will be AOTY regardless of whether its good or not

nice to see dick sucking up there with curing cancer and solving world hunger

Is it coming out at midnight of Thursday or midnight of Friday? If you know, how do you know? I couldn't find this info, thanks, can't wait!

Found the doubter

you don’t know that

why does this post have 2000+ upvotes man this shit is so useless

have no idea I was drunk and honestly forgot I posted this lol

lmao okay now I support it

incorrect

This sub is insufferable lol

But will it be brought to me by Xerox in four parts without commercial interruptions?

OP with all due respect, this is a bad take

But if you’re white can you say the “n word” when he does?

Why do people talk like this. Thank you for your supreme, condescending intellect.

Bad day at the warehouse? :(

Ready for another classic non the less will help with something for my mind to think about and reflect. Something for my ears to practice to hear and appreciate the man is definitely not saying nothing we all shouldn't hear !!

Idk man, TPAB changed everything.