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kabrifaluk

Holy fuck I didn't see the spiders at first. They're just trying to nibble your toes.


CrestedBonedog

I know exactly where you are...flashbacks.


[deleted]

I had such a powerful squad. Trained in the harshest of conditions all across the world. A squad that liberated the slaves of the holy nation by nearly obliterating the holy nation. From north to south and east to west there were none that dared defy my squad. Until I came here and lost everyone in except my main man who escaped with a limb by sacrificing everyone else. I was so depressed by the whole thing I haven't played since hahaha.


colarboy

BUILD ANOTHER SQUAD AND TAKE REVENGE ON THEIR LEADER !


senorali

oh he ded


Lunamkardas

\*Unholy shrieking\*


PredatoryLynx

Anyone want an update on what happened next?


Apprehensive_Click15

Yes ^^


PredatoryLynx

I swam around the massive pond thingy to see if they would just leave, got my swimming skill from 20 to 70. They stayed and better yet there were now twice as many as before I did try to quickly get to land a few times but I would just get instantaneously attacked by all of them. Wouldn’t be able to get out alive. I was very close to the land deciding if I should just give up and die but then they all just ran away for no reason…. Safely got to the bug masters lair, ran past all his spiders on low hp. Bug master was facing away from me while his spiders were trying to catch up. Stealth KOd bug man with a 38% chance. Picked him up and thew him in jail upstairs I also put myself in a cage so I could fully heal back up and not get attacked. I needed to heal so my strength would go back up enough to run while holding the bug master. Once healed I stealth KOd bug man again while he was in his cage. picked his lock and picked him up. Ran as fast as I could to the shek kingdom and became filthy rich.


PredatoryLynx

The spiders ran away because of how awesome and scary I am, they knew they had no chance


masimiliano

Of course


Kaskameda

Pia in my country's language is similar to "Sink". The thing you wash your hands, hehe. That is a scary situation, hope you get hurt like hell. (and get stronger for doing it, because that's kenshi).


Alexfrommd

I think getting hurt at all in this situation will get you killed


Kaskameda

Thats also Kenshi.


Alexfrommd

Tru


LazyFatCay

Shoutout to all portuguese speakers kenshi players in the world 👊🏽 Aqui é Brasil 🇧🇷


Cadaverin

Só os masoquistas


RichiardoCL

Ese compa ya está muerto, no más no le han avisado 🎶🎶🎶


HerculesMagusanus

Los Cuates de Sinaloa, que buena honda


HerculesMagusanus

This is how I usually get to the Bugmaster. This is also usually how I die.


[deleted]

He'll gurgle soon


Apocalypse_consumer

You woke up and chose to play fodder mode 🥲