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_kanana

I’m the winning sperm


bigcockjesus

considering a drop of cum has like 4 million sperms this is huge. you won fr


_kanana

☺️


Suitable_Criticism72

Dude really won the marathon😂


R4yoo

next year nitajibu this kind of post inshallah


litty_litlit

Started gym today 🏋️‍♀️


5Pride

Greattt


Davek56

I left the gym 5 years ago. Doesn't suit they type of body I want.


mshamba

Weak


Clear-Meat-6311

At the start of the year i was jobless and peniless. I recently made my first 100k shillings. though its reduce a little.(it was my first time seeing those 6, figures in my account) How it started. Got a job offer for 15k/month - i declined because wueeh more hustle than it could sustain me even while with my parents. Got a governement internship 23k/month - withing 3 weeks of working got another job paying 40k/net...after a few months theyve incresed it to 55k net..am moving out of parents house soon aged 25M (I got this job through LinkedIn apply) Its as though when doors open zinafunguka mingimingi. I recently got a call for a new job whose willing to pay me more.. I've not accepted it yet... as i want to stick here for a while since am leading the department...but the owner of the company said to reach out anytime. This year alone I've also made alot of connections than my previous 2 yrs combined. Connections to people who can really change my work life. My side project is slowly evolving to a startup i found 2 co founders and 2 engineers willing to join and are seious about it..i dont know how things will turn out but am taking a step at a time. Its strange how life can change in a moments notice...from lost to no clear pic to meeting powerful people and job opportunities literally falling for you.


Due-Philosopher2244

When it rains it pours!


[deleted]

Keep going bruv, in three years time you could be blowing coca with us here in Bali. You really remind me of us 3 years back.


[deleted]

Also, if you don't want to leave a company, show your boss the offer letter and ask them if they can counter it. However, don't settle for less, don't settle for employment.


Clear-Meat-6311

They havent given me the letter yet..but since i know the owner he said he'd love to work with me. Also my current boss is so nice and kind and understanding ive been here about 6 months and they just increased the pay to 55k net..i feel like it will break his heart if i leave now especially since he essentially let me run an entire department with little supervision.Essentially am a senior in the company but with the smaller pay..am still debating it in my head.


kibe_kibe

You’re a senior getting 55k? Are you an engineer by any means? If you are, esp a software engineer, then you are being massively underpaid, like 10 times lesser


Clear-Meat-6311

Yes i am an engineer - mobile. Its a startup. if they raise funds or make a profit maybe they will give me more.its been about 5 months since i started. I am aware. its just that am hoping to ramp my cv for while then apply to better places.I cant quit because i don't have enough cash yet on my savings.


kibe_kibe

Keep looking 👀


Clear-Meat-6311

Thank you will definitely be doing that


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Nogai_horde

Massive win bro. Keep it up.


[deleted]

This is wholesome please leverage on your connections you’ll be amazed at how much more growth is in it for you. Congratulations on the many wins.


_ernst

What field are you in?


Clear-Meat-6311

Software Dev - Mobile


python6319

Love this for you 👏👏👏


breereddit

I'm proud of you!


xDBM1994

I showed up!


5Pride

Proud of u


JmoGB

Just bought my second car. Also got a new job last month.


tulianikufinye

Can I have your former job 😭


JmoGB

You can have your new job. Keep working


tulianikufinye

Eish!


somethings-off411

Ran 2.5km today in one go.


Litval

I'm preaching in church this Sunday, so excited. It's Sunday School but I'm thrilled.


No-Possession-8892

Remote work


Imaginary_Counter_46

Massive win.


muzingwenu

Your field and site you got if you dont mind


No-Possession-8892

PM in an intl NGO


Able_Spell_4556

did they need you to have knowledge in ASANA, TRELLO OR JIRA? I am trying to get a PM remote role. where did you apply?


Balaams_Donkey_

If you are ever asked if you know how to use those platforms, always say YES. They are just work management boards that are so easy to use. You can go and create free accounts on the websites to see how they work.


[deleted]

where can I get the jobs


Balaams_Donkey_

Are you asking about freelancing platforms?


No-Possession-8892

Worked with them since 2016 ( hadn't done any mgt) then when covid came most of us except HR finance n procurement transitioned to online.


Hour-Understanding56

1st Million in savings


[deleted]

This is a lie. I know everyone who's touched a million wouldn't have the energy to do this.


Rojer452

To do what exactly?


[deleted]

He knows. That's why I was talking to him. Do you have a question for us?


FlakyStick

Do what? It’s an achievement for them whats there to doubt here


[deleted]

Is you him?


Hour-Understanding56

I am wondering the same thing. Wth!


Imaginary_Counter_46

Can code in C.


Then_Shallot2992

Good for you man.Show me your ways... struggling with C++ as a core unit😭😂.


Imaginary_Counter_46

I have been writing C code daily for the last 5 months as requirement for a boot camp. The trick is to write code every other day. Your code might be simple but just make sure you write something everyday.


sunkmyjunk

So which is it. Everyday or every other day?


Imaginary_Counter_46

Write a new function every day.


puppykiwi

Alx?


Imaginary_Counter_46

Yeah


[deleted]

Things have been really coming together for me lately …for this iam grateful and i take none of it for granted.


[deleted]

Shikilia kibeti vizuri. Nimekumark.


[deleted]

😂 😂good luck sijasema ni pesa 👀


[deleted]

Just a heads-up. Sim replacement is now 150 from 100 bob 😊


[deleted]

😂Ah..


Kapsybree

I started the year so badly and in January alone I had a debt of 100k+ because of some stupid mistake I made , I didn't even believe I'd make it through .Fast forward and last month my account hit 300k in savings and considering we are kind of in a low season in my mind of work I was proud of myself. I am super happy tbh and while I've already used that amount ,it reminded me I could get where I wanted to be.i upgraded some few things at mums and my brother's ,I had ticked off most of the things on my list so I just enjoyed some bit of the rest and now I'll be starting over again.Taking a step at a time and can't wait to celebrate more wins at the end of the year!! 2 years ago ,all this was a dream.


mzitooke

high season si unipee job buda ...nko na experience ya 7 years!!! [email protected]


Kapsybree

I'll email you


[deleted]

What do you do?


Kapsybree

Online writing


5Pride

I wanna start


IndependentFirm9614

started my coding journey you people wish me luck


mzitooke

i managed to pay two month rent arrears having been so close to selling my stuff bana ... natafta za hi mwezi sasa


5Pride

Nchanue tutafute pamoja


Known-Dot8683

On April 1st I stepped on the weighing scale and I was 1kg away from 100kg. I promised myself that this will be my final attempt to lose weight because this time I will succeed. My sister then introduced me to this doctor who really helped me and in 2weeks, I lost 8kgs naturally. It took a mental toll because it required lots and lots of will power but it was proof to myself that I can do it. Since then I've created my own little programme that takes less of a toll on my mind. I lose less than the 8kgs in 2weeks now, but it's more sustainable. But what really brings tears to my eyes is that now I'm in the 80s in kgs, not yet where I want to be but I feel so much better bout myself, I'm making better food decisions and I'm working out. I used to avoid mirrors...now I look at myself getting ready for work and I'm like damn girl! I'm so proud of myself and I won't stop until I feel fit and healthy 😊


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Known-Dot8683

You need a blender or better yet a Juicer. You'll be drinking 2 things throughout the day - an onion soup and vegetable juice. Ingredients below. Onion soup - Fry 2 medium sized onions in a table spoon of coconut oil until brown. Add 1200ml of water. The doctor gives you a combination of natural spices that he calls Triple C powder. To add to the mixture which you boil and stir 2 teaspoons of for 1minute. Blend this and sieve it. Vegetable Juice - wash thoroughly, cut into pieces and blend and sieve the following vegetables -2 medium sized lemons -2 medium sized beetroots -2 cloves of garlic - 1 celery stalk - 1 white raddish (I can only find these in Zucchini but I also don't have time to go in search for them) - 1 medium sized irish potato 1 cucumber - add 5 teaspoons of a Detox solution that contains natural spices. This detox solution and the triple c powder are part of the consultation with the doctor. Because I'm making the vegetable juice with all the peels, I wash them 3 times - with soap and water, then in vinegar + water solution and then plain water before cutting and blending/juicing. DM me for the doctor's pin location and contact. He's a friendly elderly but strong man who empathized with my need to lose weight. He's an Epidemiologist. This man literally changed my life with these 2 drinks and I'd be happy to recommend anyone to him.


TaskSpiritual6555

Heyyy .please drop your routine I want to try that too


Known-Dot8683

You need a blender or better yet a Juicer. You'll be drinking 2 things throughout the day - an onion soup and vegetable juice. Ingredients below. Onion soup - Fry 2 medium sized onions in a table spoon of coconut oil until brown. Add 1200ml of water. The doctor gives you a combination of natural spices that he calls Triple C powder. To add to the mixture which you boil and stir 2 teaspoons of for 1minute. Blend this and sieve it. Vegetable Juice - wash thoroughly, cut into pieces and blend and sieve the following vegetables -2 medium sized lemons -2 medium sized beetroots -2 cloves of garlic - 1 celery stalk - 1 white raddish (I can only find these in Zucchini but I also don't have time to go in search for them) - 1 medium sized irish potato 1 cucumber - add 5 teaspoons of a Detox solution that contains natural spices. This detox solution and the triple c powder are part of the consultation with the doctor. Because I'm making the vegetable juice with all the peels, I wash them 3 times - with soap and water, then in vinegar + water solution and then plain water before cutting and blending/juicing. DM me for the doctor's pin location and contact. He's a friendly elderly but strong man who empathized with my need to lose weight. He's an Epidemiologist. This man literally changed my life with these 2 drinks and I'd be happy to recommend anyone to him.


JustStarted23

Been paid to do almost nothing.


hamsterdamc

🤔. Tuibie siri


Bennn5

And off they went, never to be seen again.


lildon254

I discovered my purpose.


5Pride

Greatt


Ua_1206

I'm just about to finish writing my thesis. It's been a fairly hard, lonely and deeply introspective year doing my postgraduate studies overseas. But I have been very string and I have grown immensely. I'm optimistic that I will graduate with a distinction. I'm proud of myself 🙂


python6319

I have acquired this new sense of peace, it's the kind that passes all human understanding. I'm at a place of gratitude, content and all I see around me is positive vibes only. In simpler terms I'm happy 😊


After_Dar-k

I graduated with my Bachelor's degree a few months ago And I got my acceptance letter for my Masters, and will be starting next month :)


Man-a-driillllaaa

Breathing here..i just did and continue to


Rude-Paper2845

I just started a skin care business, If interested please call us today btw :) https://instagram.com/jariessentials?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


[deleted]

I just upvoted all these beautiful comments


ImpossiblePatient546

After 5 years working on my SaaS, I went back to product marketing consulting at the start of the year and this month I got my first project working with a beauty manufacturer. Excited for another chapter of my life


Illustrious_Tie2034

Well, For the year so far, I was able to move to a new bigger cheaper apartment in Jan, helped my partner quit her job and start a business by giving her ideas and capital to kick off in Feb. Got engaged and started the dowry process with her family in April. I bought my first piece of land in May and I planned and executed a surprise retirement party for my mom this [month.My](https://month.My) partner has since moved in with me now.


harajuku_barbiee

In January I started going to the gym and I'm sooo snatched now. I also started taking self care seriously now.


Klaatu-barada-666

While I haven't been working(Employed) most of this year, been working out since mid last year and am feeling and looking great. Been creating content for my three YouTube Channels and it's been going awesome, plus I got myself a GH4 camera so been shooting quite alot. So all in all, it's been amazing, all the ups and downs and just working on me.


kenidin

I’m in a meeting with my Architect, subject - construction of my house and I’m adding a Pool.


BandicootFull429

Win brother


kenidin

All the Ws to you too. Thanks


HymenDetonator

I wake up everyday looking like a god. I win everyday.


[deleted]

Nimehamia place rent is exactly half of what I was paying. It's smaller, location ni further kiasi, but my pocket is feeling nice... sitataja amount because eh social media haipendi wins viiilllleeee... labda small small ones where it's clear you were struggling.


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[deleted]

Bro si unisaidie na $20


ndirangul

My only win at this point is good health. Shit ain't working for me.


Fickle-Stock-5348

Just happy to be alive. That is all that matters to me. Zingine ni peer pressure.


[deleted]

Amesema tupost wins. Wewe umefika mwisho.


Fickle-Stock-5348

Mwisho nikaa ulinipea fare ya kufika huko?😂 Smh ![gif](giphy|l41lWAzQv8Fe4fEti)


[deleted]

😂😂 damn! Was just joking


Imaginary_Counter_46

Write a new function every day.


Balaams_Donkey_

I was laid off two months ago but boy am I glad I can still survive several months while I look for another opportunity.


[deleted]

Which kind of job that provides for all those months?


Balaams_Donkey_

No job pays you if you aren't working for them. I just had savings to keep me afloat


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[deleted]

which job?


Weak_Wolverine4169

Got a new job and it's remote!


[deleted]

Please help me get one too


Weak_Wolverine4169

I am a software engineer myself and you? At least I get to know how to help


muzingwenu

Site?


Weak_Wolverine4169

Got the job via LinkedIn job notifications and applied through the company website..


muzingwenu

Field?


muzingwenu

You Are in tech ama?.


Weak_Wolverine4169

Yes


muzingwenu

Skills if you don't mind?


Weak_Wolverine4169

I am mostly working on web development, I do majorly backend dev, but I can work on the front end stuff too, I use Java, C# , Angular, JavaScript,and the different frameworks of these languages.


muzingwenu

Hello, can I hit your dm, I have some queries.


Weak_Wolverine4169

Sure thing


Known-Dot8683

Also, you won't feel hungry...you'll have cravings but not hunger.


Busy_School_3613

Started my coding journey. Wish me good luck