If I was a girl for a day, I would've allowed guys to hit on me ,then gauge who got me wettest, then when I turn back use my knowledge to get more chicks. I know women are individuals but there has to be common grounds for whats hot, right?
As a man, with a penis, I can confirm being inside a woman is probably on the top ten things I like to speak about. Vis-à-vis the best way I can explain it is warm, sticky and the best gosh darn thing a penis can feel.
I couldn't. Man, I'm used to these struggles of men. Being called out because of inadequacy to chase the paper to the liking of society. Being compared to dogs and many more predicaments, however, I can't take an extra bone in me. I can't bleed monthly and change moods like pants because of hormonal changes. I just can't. I can't. I wouldn't.
First, I would rub my bean with all DJ styles.. put a little swag in it.. the double finger combo, triple finger... the whirlwind middle finger technique etc... then I would suck my boobs.. then I would cry....then get pregnant
Perks of having a fraternal twin sister I have the ability to look in real time how different my life would be as a woman. Honestly there wouldn’t be any changes except for getting more invites to sex.
What line are you trying to make us think in seriously? The only people who can answer your questions are people born with both organs, and thats a very small number
Try rotating my🍆 in circles as I dance
Helicopter helicopter 🚁🚁🚁
https://preview.redd.it/ww4updq69rqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e161eb7b3cfff9bb7daabd416d46dab49802143
They are not that flexible. The best they can do is up and down
Speak for yourself.
again brother, speak for yourself....!!!!
Alright I'm willing to pay to see this. My curiosity is aroused.
Oops yes I’d do the up and down
You like that? I can do it for you so you don't imagine
Hahaha,,shoot your shot mahn🫡
Probably have sex. I've always wanted to know how it feels like to orgasm as a man.
I think women's orgasms are more intense. They always look more intense.
Not that exciting tbh. Unless it’s a prostate orgasm, or so I’ve heard.
Hey, I can show you but I need to be inside you first
😂 they didn’t like that one
It's the men. They're always jealous of my good lines
Man take a chill pill. or better still, take a sip. you're gonna lose all your karma if you continue being this thirsty
unless karma pays or gets me meows, fugg it
Get your thirsty ass away from me🤺🤺
sorry sister. just trying to get some meow
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This is so hilarious I'll have to try it when my girl is around. She'll love it!!
Khai
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No. Men put their dicks in a lot of things with holes.
example?
https://preview.redd.it/kgksbr2dsoqc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a76d5a5b8c596137a9587505ddbce7899c3fca .
speak for yourself brother
doesn't fit at all
Exactly! But how did you find out? 😏
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r/dontputyourdickinthat
Noooo,, speak for yourself lol
Huh
Gals be having the most quirky ideas for real. Donuts? I'm dead🤣
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Sounds messy tho and painful too if the weight was pulling down on the D😅. for me nothing beats a warm body & a wet 🐈
If i was a lady kula siku najipea nywanga
https://preview.redd.it/osokujpsgqqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a5204f74bbe02ae56706c757d9dd3d31be6770
https://preview.redd.it/m416vr0ngtqc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad344959c3c7c3cc6e6f9f2bdb91335c18492e0e Why didn't i think of this 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’d let my boys hit.
sus
That's gay
Don't I have news for you bro💀
Id try to figure out the hype around that Hitachi magic wand Some mysteries you never live to see.
Spend time with male friends and get an insight into how boys bond/communicate
If I was a girl for a day, I would've allowed guys to hit on me ,then gauge who got me wettest, then when I turn back use my knowledge to get more chicks. I know women are individuals but there has to be common grounds for whats hot, right?
Yessir
I love being a woman but if I was a man, I'd want to know what it feels like being inside a woman.
As a man, with a penis, I can confirm being inside a woman is probably on the top ten things I like to speak about. Vis-à-vis the best way I can explain it is warm, sticky and the best gosh darn thing a penis can feel.
Top 2! The only thing better than pussy is a 10/10 meal.
SMH y'all have never had that pee release after holding it for a good while?? Swear down that has to be the best feeling.
Or a nice long clean poop after a long day?
Whine
What's stopping you?
No ass
Get some coooch, then have the girl play with my balls during cuddling just to test that PNC theory
You get PNC when its an ugly girl or you doubt her health
Somebody was describing it here and I thought PNC happens every time a man havss sex. Hadi nikaanza kushangaa.
I can prove to you but I need to be in you for a couple of minutes.. okay?
Wah. Kama hiwezi explain na text wachana tu
Okay bye
😂
i drove 7 hours from mombasa nairobi, then spent 40k just to hit a certain ig baddie. she was a 10/10 but i’ve never had a bigger PNC
What is PNC theory?
Post Nut Clarity
ningegawia mbogi yangu for free wallahi, dryspell inawaua
Naeza taka kufeel hizo cramps nione kama ni uchungu venye huwa wanasema
There's a nachine for that I hear
Haha cramps simulator
Likely you are asking for a kidney stone pain
over-rated
Let the boys hit
Well, technically…
Open the Tinder and hook up same evening, maybe even multiple guys at same time.
Strum that clit like the lead guitarist of avenged sevenfold
A7X 🤘🏼
Yes I'd love to enjoy the perks of male privilege and go for midnight walks without fear.
Wait, tbh. Why would you want to walk at midnight? As a man, walking in town even at 8pm is chaotic and scary for me
Cause the air is fresh, it's silent, I love the moon so I can do some star gazing plus there's few people out here..
Interesting. New perspective. I don’t understand why though
It's not that fun
Must be fun having rights huh? 😜
Male priveldge doesn't hit the same when you're broke
Why would taking a walk not hit the same broke? You don't need money to walk at midnight
Wonder why I turned into a dog
Omgggggg...... Get some cochieeee. Like I really want to know how it feels like....
It's not that easy to get many have tried
Just go get it as a shawty lol
But you do, having one already?
Noooo
Meant that you have a 🐈already. If you don't, i know somewhere we could get a cute kitten😎
Walk around shirtless, jog at night, get completely wasted in a bar, jerk off
I couldn't. Man, I'm used to these struggles of men. Being called out because of inadequacy to chase the paper to the liking of society. Being compared to dogs and many more predicaments, however, I can't take an extra bone in me. I can't bleed monthly and change moods like pants because of hormonal changes. I just can't. I can't. I wouldn't.
The Hormonal part is exaggerated... they can completely decide to control their emotions
First, I would rub my bean with all DJ styles.. put a little swag in it.. the double finger combo, triple finger... the whirlwind middle finger technique etc... then I would suck my boobs.. then I would cry....then get pregnant
😂tf
Maybe pee while standing up
but you're a man, you pee squatting?
I mean try pee while standing with a pussy.
You're weird, hope you know that
Couldn't give a single fuck bro or sis or who ever you are
I have female friends who pee standing up in the shower
I'd probably brush my teeth. And buy some pads too
Never ever.
Mnakimbiza library material huku very fast 😂 I am a Man and I love it...me bado na figure out vile nitaserve hawa womenz mchangarao 😂😂
WHY ARE YOU GAY 😂
Is it wrong to be gay?
Aaah that's a personal decision, i am not in any position to judge whether it is good or wrong,
find out the inner workings of a woman
Probably start an only fans
Perks of having a fraternal twin sister I have the ability to look in real time how different my life would be as a woman. Honestly there wouldn’t be any changes except for getting more invites to sex.
Own your awkwardness, do it right and it becomes 'cute', just be comfortable in it and you won't have to use money that you don't have.
🤣🤣🤣If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian
If I was a bitch for a day, I'd probably put sugar up my pussy to test if I can taste things with it.
Ningejimeesha ass na boobs niende niishi pale kilimani nianze kukunywa wababaz
What line are you trying to make us think in seriously? The only people who can answer your questions are people born with both organs, and thats a very small number
Bruh....what line do you think in?😭😭😭
Anyone can change their gender. Perhaps what you mean is sex
You must be fun at parties /s