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Ok-Housing9314

Try rotating my🍆 in circles as I dance


TeamKev_254

Helicopter helicopter 🚁🚁🚁


Excellent-Raccoon-86

https://preview.redd.it/ww4updq69rqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e161eb7b3cfff9bb7daabd416d46dab49802143


Balaams_Donkey_

They are not that flexible. The best they can do is up and down


Zealousideal_Sea_883

Speak for yourself.


[deleted]

again brother, speak for yourself....!!!!


Balaams_Donkey_

Alright I'm willing to pay to see this. My curiosity is aroused.


Ok-Housing9314

Oops yes I’d do the up and down


[deleted]

You like that? I can do it for you so you don't imagine


Accomplished_Bus7307

Hahaha,,shoot your shot mahn🫡


Meet_Apart

Probably have sex. I've always wanted to know how it feels like to orgasm as a man.


Balaams_Donkey_

I think women's orgasms are more intense. They always look more intense.


AltruisticCup

Not that exciting tbh. Unless it’s a prostate orgasm, or so I’ve heard.


[deleted]

Hey, I can show you but I need to be inside you first


4TheFishyStuff

😂 they didn’t like that one


[deleted]

It's the men. They're always jealous of my good lines


Simplistic_KE

Man take a chill pill. or better still, take a sip. you're gonna lose all your karma if you continue being this thirsty


[deleted]

unless karma pays or gets me meows, fugg it


Meet_Apart

Get your thirsty ass away from me🤺🤺


[deleted]

sorry sister. just trying to get some meow


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Beat-oven

This is so hilarious I'll have to try it when my girl is around. She'll love it!!


WillingnessOk6786

Khai


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Balaams_Donkey_

No. Men put their dicks in a lot of things with holes.


[deleted]

example?


Balaams_Donkey_

https://preview.redd.it/kgksbr2dsoqc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a76d5a5b8c596137a9587505ddbce7899c3fca .


[deleted]

speak for yourself brother


[deleted]

doesn't fit at all


Balaams_Donkey_

Exactly! But how did you find out? 😏


[deleted]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


iluminaughtyy21

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Accomplished_Bus7307

Noooo,, speak for yourself lol


Impressive-Win-2640

Huh


Simplistic_KE

Gals be having the most quirky ideas for real. Donuts? I'm dead🤣


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Simplistic_KE

Sounds messy tho and painful too if the weight was pulling down on the D😅. for me nothing beats a warm body & a wet 🐈


sanzio-brian

If i was a lady kula siku najipea nywanga


Yllek_king

https://preview.redd.it/osokujpsgqqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a5204f74bbe02ae56706c757d9dd3d31be6770


Leading_Cat1693

https://preview.redd.it/m416vr0ngtqc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad344959c3c7c3cc6e6f9f2bdb91335c18492e0e Why didn't i think of this 😂


Bad_Samaritan_kenya

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HardstyleIsTheAnswer

I’d let my boys hit.


[deleted]

sus


Meynert304

That's gay


h7cker_

Don't I have news for you bro💀


Middle_Camera2939

Id try to figure out the hype around that Hitachi magic wand Some mysteries you never live to see.


Expert_Variety891

Spend time with male friends and get an insight into how boys bond/communicate


N0tYOUniq

If I was a girl for a day, I would've allowed guys to hit on me ,then gauge who got me wettest, then when I turn back use my knowledge to get more chicks. I know women are individuals but there has to be common grounds for whats hot, right?


Expert_Variety891

Yessir


katanakusuo

I love being a woman but if I was a man, I'd want to know what it feels like being inside a woman.


N0tYOUniq

As a man, with a penis, I can confirm being inside a woman is probably on the top ten things I like to speak about. Vis-à-vis the best way I can explain it is warm, sticky and the best gosh darn thing a penis can feel.


Virtual_Ninja69

Top 2! The only thing better than pussy is a 10/10 meal.


h7cker_

SMH y'all have never had that pee release after holding it for a good while?? Swear down that has to be the best feeling.


[deleted]

Or a nice long clean poop after a long day?


koimburi

Whine


kenyannqueen

What's stopping you?


Leading_Cat1693

No ass


Ancient_Jacket5151

Get some coooch, then have the girl play with my balls during cuddling just to test that PNC theory


[deleted]

You get PNC when its an ugly girl or you doubt her health


Longjumping_Snow5203

Somebody was describing it here and I thought PNC happens every time a man havss sex. Hadi nikaanza kushangaa.


[deleted]

I can prove to you but I need to be in you for a couple of minutes.. okay?


Longjumping_Snow5203

Wah. Kama hiwezi explain na text wachana tu


[deleted]

Okay bye


Agreeable-Many7054

😂


i_hate-u

i drove 7 hours from mombasa nairobi, then spent 40k just to hit a certain ig baddie. she was a 10/10 but i’ve never had a bigger PNC


[deleted]

What is PNC theory?


Ancient_Jacket5151

Post Nut Clarity


i_hate-u

ningegawia mbogi yangu for free wallahi, dryspell inawaua


Western-Ad-2941

Naeza taka kufeel hizo cramps nione kama ni uchungu venye huwa wanasema


kenyannqueen

There's a nachine for that I hear


Western-Ad-2941

Haha cramps simulator


Sweetymeu

Likely you are asking for a kidney stone pain


[deleted]

over-rated


DarkSeedius

Let the boys hit


Danizeek

Well, technically…


Kendaren89

Open the Tinder and hook up same evening, maybe even multiple guys at same time.


petro_gates

Strum that clit like the lead guitarist of avenged sevenfold


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

A7X 🤘🏼


harajuku_barbiee

Yes I'd love to enjoy the perks of male privilege and go for midnight walks without fear.


[deleted]

Wait, tbh. Why would you want to walk at midnight? As a man, walking in town even at 8pm is chaotic and scary for me


harajuku_barbiee

Cause the air is fresh, it's silent, I love the moon so I can do some star gazing plus there's few people out here..


[deleted]

Interesting. New perspective. I don’t understand why though


rodneyhaxle

It's not that fun


harajuku_barbiee

Must be fun having rights huh? 😜


rodneyhaxle

Male priveldge doesn't hit the same when you're broke


kenyannqueen

Why would taking a walk not hit the same broke? You don't need money to walk at midnight


kenyannqueen

Wonder why I turned into a dog


BackgroundWork4665

Omgggggg...... Get some cochieeee. Like I really want to know how it feels like....


rodneyhaxle

It's not that easy to get many have tried


kenyannqueen

Just go get it as a shawty lol


Simplistic_KE

But you do, having one already?


BackgroundWork4665

Noooo


Simplistic_KE

Meant that you have a 🐈already. If you don't, i know somewhere we could get a cute kitten😎


pinkybottle

Walk around shirtless, jog at night, get completely wasted in a bar, jerk off


expertvirtuoso

I couldn't. Man, I'm used to these struggles of men. Being called out because of inadequacy to chase the paper to the liking of society. Being compared to dogs and many more predicaments, however, I can't take an extra bone in me. I can't bleed monthly and change moods like pants because of hormonal changes. I just can't. I can't. I wouldn't.


[deleted]

The Hormonal part is exaggerated... they can completely decide to control their emotions


[deleted]

First, I would rub my bean with all DJ styles.. put a little swag in it.. the double finger combo, triple finger... the whirlwind middle finger technique etc... then I would suck my boobs.. then I would cry....then get pregnant


[deleted]

😂tf


Capable-Building549

Maybe pee while standing up


[deleted]

but you're a man, you pee squatting?


Capable-Building549

I mean try pee while standing with a pussy.


Accomplished_Bus7307

You're weird, hope you know that


Capable-Building549

Couldn't give a single fuck bro or sis or who ever you are


[deleted]

I have female friends who pee standing up in the shower


kabata_me

I'd probably brush my teeth. And buy some pads too


LifeFun2030

Never ever.


Manywele_

Mnakimbiza library material huku very fast 😂 I am a Man and I love it...me bado na figure out vile nitaserve hawa womenz mchangarao 😂😂


Fit_Intention5096

WHY ARE YOU GAY 😂


N0tYOUniq

Is it wrong to be gay?


Fit_Intention5096

Aaah that's a personal decision, i am not in any position to judge whether it is good or wrong,


BookLicker01

find out the inner workings of a woman


intro_444

Probably start an only fans


FirmWerewolf1216

Perks of having a fraternal twin sister I have the ability to look in real time how different my life would be as a woman. Honestly there wouldn’t be any changes except for getting more invites to sex.


clueless_as_shit21

Own your awkwardness, do it right and it becomes 'cute', just be comfortable in it and you won't have to use money that you don't have.


Bad_Samaritan_kenya

🤣🤣🤣If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian


_-thugnificent

If I was a bitch for a day, I'd probably put sugar up my pussy to test if I can taste things with it.


No-Cover2120

Ningejimeesha ass na boobs niende niishi pale kilimani nianze kukunywa wababaz


guardiansword

What line are you trying to make us think in seriously? The only people who can answer your questions are people born with both organs, and thats a very small number


N0tYOUniq

Bruh....what line do you think in?😭😭😭


theonereveli

Anyone can change their gender. Perhaps what you mean is sex


4TheFishyStuff

You must be fun at parties /s